Author Archive: Susie

My brother Adam is currently depleting the ozone layer while scarfing down tomato juice and vodka flying back to Los Angeles as I type this. So allow me to fill the void he’s left down here on the ground with awesome blogtainment!

Last night while hanging with Adam at our ancestral homestead on Long Island […]

This real and really bizarre news from the Food and Drug Administration was the perfect excuse to exploit my adorable nephew (pictured) and his dad (that Adam dude, my brother) in an original slap dash video effort here on my day job’s blog.  Enjoy!

Hi all!  Adam’s sister Susie here again.
Since you didn’t ask, I’ve been very busy lately.
First there’s my time spent keeping a mental list of the many economic downturn terms that are unintentionally sexy.  I can’t help myself.  When the velvet-tongued Kai Ryssdal talks about hard times, the need for greater transparency and Obama’s huge stimulus […]

I’ve just returned from Stowe, VT where I was skiing, snowshoeing and eating enough to fend off the pesky benefits of exercise.
I’d like to thank the young men who cut trails there in 1937 as part of the New Deal.  If it weren’t for them, my buttocks would not be purple after encountering a rogue […]

Hey Fan Ap’ers! Adam’s little sister Susie here again.
It’s only 20 days, people.  Are you excited?  Me too.  But are you as excited as this reporter I spied on CNN this morning, who simply could not contain his true feelings about our future leader and the stimulus to come?

No, it’s not mature. But […]

Hi ho FanAp’ers it’s Adam’s little sister Susie again.
You might remember me from one of my quarterly posts. Who could forget the lyrical, “Hey I’m on TV,” the eye-opening “Hey I’ve got a new blog to hawk,” or the riveting “Hey I have the hots for Nicholas Sarkozy.”
No one, that’s who. But I’m […]

Howdy incredibly sexy FanAp readers! My brother Adam is in Chicago at the moment gearing up to host another WWDTM. So as the saying goes, when the cat’s away, the mice will shamelessly tout their television appearances.

I am going to be on TV many times this weekend on CNN’s Headline News. It’s a […]

Well, hi FanAp’ers! Adam’s favorite female sibling* here, reporting for duty. I’m finally in the sidebar on this here site, but I’ve been least in sight. Let’s remedy that with a picture Felber News Service snapped today:

If you care to know more about the 100% real image you see above, you might enjoy […]

…calm. That’s what everyone can agree on after watching the Taser video. And Clarissa Jessup, a student witness to the incident said, “Kerry almost got to a point where he lost his composure…”
Here then, are some other instances when the Senator almost lost his composure.

There’s Kerry about to be attacked by an angry […]

Hi Fan-Ap’ers!  I’m Adam Felber’s little sister Susie.  I managed to parlay our having roomed at the same womb into a lucrative non-paying blogging gig.  Yay nepotism!
I see from the comments that people want to know who I support in ‘08.  Well, I’m happy to say that I have endorsed a candidate.  He’s for public health, […]