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It’s just been announced that the President is having a previously unscheduled sitdown with military leaders — and Donald Rumsfeld — this weekend. Apparently a major “strategy shift” is planned. And what’s is the “strategy shift?”
“Come Up With a Strategy.”
That’s right–President Bush is going to spend this weekend coming up with a strategy for bringing […]
None of us will forget where we were when we heard the news that airplanes had struck the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. And thanks to total media saturation concerning the upcoming fifth anniversary of 9/11, I imagine none of us will forget where we were the day we got sick and tired of […]
I admitted I was powerless over my addiction–that my life had become unmanageable, despite the best efforts of my management team at ICM and of my publicist Alan Nierob at Rogers & Cowan.
I came to believe that a Power greater than myself, and a Power even greater than the machinations of the Illuminati within the […]
Rolling Stones’ guitarist Keith Richards must be wheezing and rasping a sigh of relief today, now that that state’s Parole Board has approved an application for clemency submitted by Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee over a 31-year-old arrest.
A pardon will now be forwarded to Huckabee within 30 days. And he will no doubt sign this important […]
(NOTE: Dear Fanatical Apathy friends. This is a reprinted post from my other website, This Day In Mythstory. I thought it would be nice here too. Sorry we are so swampy of late. –CR)
Wish a happy birthday today to Gerald R. Ford, the notoriously clumsy, former Congressman from Michigan and former President of the United […]
Joe Lieberman seems pretty determined to keep his job as Senator from the Nutmeg State. (It is also the state that promises to be, as its tourism slogan states, “Full of Surprises.” But, if you’re not blown away by the surprises offered at the Mystic Seaport, well, there’s still always nutmeg.)
Lieberman was rather “feisty” and […]
Kenneth “Kenny Boy” Lay is dead, which means there is now one less person sucking on the $6.86 left in the Enron pension fund.
Services will be later this week, followed by a private and secret shredding of his remains.
Over on MSNBC.Com, instead of devoting precious bandwidth to flood victims and other whiners, a “Superman Who’s Who” is being offered up, to help guide the uninitiated through the complicated morass that is the new “Superman” movie.
With one click, a window pops up, and you can research such obscurities as “Lois Lane” and “Jimmy Olsen” […]
Severe rains last night toppled an elm tree next to the White House that has been standing there for over 140 years. It’s actually one of the trees engraved on the back of the 20 dollar bill. Take a bill out–Look at it! And yes, it’s a “tree,” not a Mason Symbol encoded to hypnotize […]
The creator of Charlie’s Angels, Fantasy Island, and Tori Spelling was 83. Upon entering heaven, he demanded that all the angels get “more jiggle” and quickly divided them into “blonde ones,” “smart ones” and “other ones.”
Fanny Roborat
