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that I lent my vocal talents to can be enjoyed here!
It was made by a very funny fellow named Jacob Sager Weinstein, and it asks the question, “What if FDR Had Been Like GW Bush?”
How many times have you asked yourself that?
It may be the only time that my famous FDR impression will ever come […]
Once again, Chief Justice Roberts and shinier, newer Justice Alito showed their respective, promised “independent” streaks by voting along with a majority decision yesterday which once and for all assured that many of our nation’s schoolchildren will no longer have at least one black friend. The voting pattern that has emerged between these two has […]
First off, “Czar Ridiculous” is a play off “Czar Nicholas.” I’m not happy with it, but it’s not the worst pun I came up with. The other was “Czar? Czar? Stinks!” I won’t even bother to explain that.
So the Bushes have yet to find any takers for the “War Czar” spot. The Washington Post defined […]
Yep, this weekend was an important event in the world of broadcast journalism (no, it wasn’t NBC’s airing of To Catch A Predator XXIV: Decoy Inflatable Pool Sting). On March 11th, 1931, in Australia, a leathery little baby named Keith (!) Rupert Murdoch was born. He then promptly took a peek at what he had […]
I was doing a little reading about Presidential inaugurations, and at one time they really kicked ass. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure there were more than a few kicks to be had at GW’s last “Spurs and Saddles Blackhat Gala,” especially when those kids of his got near the working oil rig spurting […]
Today is the actual date which saw the Father of our Country debut as the Baby of our Country. It was not this past Monday, when many of you were wrapping up your long ski weekends in honor of both George Washington and Abe Lincoln. (Abe Lincoln loved long weekends–he was able to take time […]
The Axis of Evil?
It was five years ago this very day that President Bush introduced the world to the phrase “The Axis of Evil” (in which, sadly, he did not employ the three-syllable pronunciation of “evil” as often used by Donald Pleasance in the Halloween movies) which was used to describe the rogue nations […]
What is with this new Iraqi government? They can’t police themselves, they can’t end insurgent violence, and they also aren’t “stepping up” when it comes to building gallows set to international gallows standards in accordance with human rights organizations.
They were only supposed to “hang” Saddam’s half brother, Barzan Ibrahim, and thus kill him humanely by […]
This one is from the White House, in the form of a Christmas video starring the First Dog, Barney. It also stars the other White House lap animals, Miss Beazley (Not “Ms.”, thank you) a cat named Kitty, and Tony Snow.
(Or take a look here if you can’t watch the video from this page.)
OK. And […]
With only 26 more righteous outrage days left until Christmas, what appears to have been the first volley in this year’s Defense of the Holiday has been fired by Bill Donahue, the head of the Catholic League. He’s the one who is always standing shoulder to shoulder with Evangelicals on nearly every political issue, ignoring […]
Fanny Roborat
