On the Last Day of Hanukkah My True Love Gave to Me

The doggie butt gear is made in Portland? Frikken’ great…I’m all for “keeping Oregon weird,” but(t) that’s so wrong on so many levels. First it was cutsy doggy sweaters, then reindeer antlers, and now poo exit signs. If your dog didn’t want to drink the blue toilet water before, it sure will now.

At least the butt covers are strap-ons rather than adhesively applied. Of course, given this is advertised on the Etsy site, I wouldn’t have been surprised if it came with a hot glue gun, installation instructions and a lifetime supply of glue refills.

At least the drunken four year old Christmas present thief didn’t come from Portland.
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This year.
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Yet.

“Lieberman Socks”? The title alone (almost) says it all.

That said, Bah, humbug copious and warm holiday salutations all the way around. And may we all forget the war on Christmas this year and give peace a chance.