Are you going to be in the Los Angeles area in the next few weeks?
Do you miss the Bush administration enjoy farce?
Then you might want to come see my beloved Jeanne, mother of my wee bairn, as the female lead in Feydeau’s “Paradise Hotel,” directed by Gina Torrecilla. It opens Friday. It also features my friends Eris Migliorini and Eddie Pepitone. Longtime FanAp (or Felber) fans might remember Eddie and Eris from my New York comedy yesteryear. Yes, they’re here now. I think they’re stalking Jeanne.
[Bonus - yes, that’s the beauty and a familiar beast in the poster below. Plus, I made it (though I can’t take credit for the catchy slogan).]





34 comments
Chris Harlan
March 3, 2009 at 9:11 pm
1I adore Feydeau! If I can make it happen, I will.
Barney
March 4, 2009 at 4:51 am
2I went to Eddie’s MySpace and found out he has the most interesting friends. The hours just flew by….
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&frien dID=404294752
I guess you meet all kinds of fascinating people when you’re in show business.
Murray
March 4, 2009 at 6:51 am
3Break a leg, (what is the proper phrase for hoping there’s no wardrobe malfunction?)
R. Barber
March 4, 2009 at 8:15 am
4Eddie Pepitone? Any relation to Joe Pepitone, journeyman outfielder for the New York Yankees during the 1960’s? Joe brought out quite a few of the “Oh, Doctor!!!” exclamations from me. (BTW, “Oh, Doctor!!!” beats the Hell out of Chris Berman’s “HE…COULD…GO…ALL…THUH….WAY!!” Who the Hell let that jackass in the booth, anyway? Chris Berman - “Legendary Sportscaster“, indeed. Right! A legend in his own mind. Shhssh. OK, OK, I’ll just shut up now and be dead again.)
dee
March 4, 2009 at 9:36 am
5Murray, judging by the poster I think wardrobe malfunctions are a basic plot element.
Concetta
March 4, 2009 at 10:12 am
6What a photo! The delicious juxtaposition of the ham-fisted, burly arm being thwarted by the delicate feminine zipper check. (Does the NHL still allow zipper checks?) Nice rock on Jeanne’s ring finger, BTW. And, Adam I’m so happy to see you showed the foresight and class to get a manicure before the photo shoot. You never cease to amaze me. Good luck to Jean and everyone in the production.
It's Pat!
March 4, 2009 at 3:14 pm
7Red, I miss you and I agree. Adam, too much hair on dem arms.
Book nook time: I am reading a very interesting book these days called “Nixonland”. If you want to take a merry traipse through the life of Nixon and all that went down during that time, I heartily recommend. I guarantee you will find all kinds of comparisons to the crap that has been going on the last eight years.
gregory
March 4, 2009 at 6:37 pm
8It appears there is a discernable difference in the function between the brains of religious believers and non-believers. Who could have possibly guessed that? I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
http://www.physorg.com/news155404273.html
dee
March 4, 2009 at 6:38 pm
9Hahaha Concetta — my first thought was “Nice rock” too. God I hope I’m not becoming one of those women like a friend of mine’s grandmother whose low opinion of the bride and her family) was expressed by the observation that “She had to buy her own silver.”
SallyMutant
March 4, 2009 at 11:06 pm
10The price on that hot, fun poster is a reminder of what a great deal live [the play’s the thing type, not sfx gimmicky musicals] theater is. We now vow to go to our local Jubilee Theater productions one or three times this year.
David
March 5, 2009 at 8:15 am
11OK, more jealousy from down here on the edge of the Green Swamp. Feydeau, a stellar cast, a poster to lust over, and $20 for the senior set (never really understood why we should pay less than working stiffs, but you take what is offered)…dah-yum.
Jake
March 5, 2009 at 8:25 am
12Yeah, gregory. The brains of the non-believers actually work.
SeattleDan
March 5, 2009 at 11:57 am
13It’s Pat, Nixonland is a very good history, very well-written by Rick Perlstein, and highly recommended by me, noted book critic. For those interested, it will be available in paperback in April.
Murray
March 6, 2009 at 4:41 pm
14Say Adam, you selling those posters?
cooper
March 6, 2009 at 7:08 pm
15David, this is a friendly satellite launch alert. The Kepler spacecraft atop its Delta II (one impressive rocket, BTW) will streak into the heavens (figure of speech) at 10:49PM tonight. So get your lawn chair, your insect repellent, and enjoy the view. Kepler is the satellite that will be looking for earth size planets orbiting nearby stars in the Milky Way. I’m hoping for a first person eye-witness report by noon tomorrow. And don’t give me any of that “My dog eat my lawn chair” horsesh!t.
Zee Man
March 7, 2009 at 10:33 am
16Aside from the fact that W would never have attended an NBA basketball game in a city full of negros, imagine what would have happened to this guy if he tried to lay smack on the former leader of the free world. The results would have included - at the very least - many, many bullet holes to the torso.
The present Commander in Chief seems to be a little more comfortable in his own skin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEks-pYCOWU
David
March 7, 2009 at 7:03 pm
17cooper,
I was seriously otherwise distracted, AND my bud who always alerts me about a launch let me down. There will be consequences, because it was a clear night and I was where I could have gotten an excellent view had I known, and I most definitely would have stopped what I was doing. Sonofabitch.
cooper
March 8, 2009 at 7:44 am
18Wait a minute, David, so you’re saying your dog really did eat you lawn chair???? OK………….. Well…anyway, here’s what the launch looked like.
http://www.physorg.com/newman/gfx/news/hires/keplerplanet.jpg
Mickey
March 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm
19You know, so far the US Taxpayers have injected over 173 billion (with a “b”) dollars into AIG and I’ve yet to get my first dime. Come on, Gidget. Tick tock! Tick tock! I know there’s billions (with a “b”) more to be dumped on the table over the next 24 months, but if I were a player now, I could be sweeping tons of cash into my greasy paper bag and no one would be the wiser. Gidget keeps claiming she’s running head long into one firewall after another. Who would have thought the federal government would have any sort of safe-guard erected that my 15 year old computer geek couldn’t neatly vault over the top of, disable the security system and then unlock the doors to the US Treasury from the inside?
I wonder if Gidget has aged out and is past her prime. I’ll keep her working for a while and start looking for new talent in the meantime. Maybe I could open a daycare center down here in the basement with computers for each and every one of the smelly little ankle biters, stand back, and see who rises to the top of the class. Yeah, I could do that!
SallyMutant
March 8, 2009 at 11:23 pm
20Oh, R. Barber, I just now got your name even tho’ I don’t usually get a sports reference if it bit me. Blast from the early 90’s! When you were alive, though quite old, you used to banter with Bob Edwards on “Morning Edition.” Didn’t you call him Colonel Bob? And why? We liked it when you digressed from sports to gardening.
Roger
March 9, 2009 at 3:10 am
21Concetta, I think the treatment Adam got before the photo shoot is now called a MANicure. It’s very West Coast and very
chicmasculine. (Just a little service I provide to keep all my friends culturally attuned. You’re welcome.)Aunt Sam
March 9, 2009 at 6:23 am
22David~
You can go to this website:
http://science.nasa.gov/news/subscribe.asp
and sign up to have e-mails sent to you when anything interesting is happening in the sky. Meteors, planets, rockets- it’ll all come to you.
waterfowler
March 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm
23http://planetgore.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NDVmZGU2NTA2ODlmNjgyYWE2M TU4ZDk1NDc1ZTFmNjU=
It's Pat!
March 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm
24SallyM,
I’m lazy today, here’s a chunk from Wikipedia regarding my old friend Red:
from 1981 until his death made weekly contributions to National Public Radio’s Morning Edition program. He would talk to host Bob Edwards about sports or other topics, including the flora at Barber’s home in Tallahassee, Florida. Barber would call Edwards “Colonel Bob”, referring to Edwards’ Kentucky Colonel award from his native state.
Subsequently Bob Edwards made a book about it, I’m going to check it out.
It's Pat!
March 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm
25By the way, reading about Red got me reading about Bob Edwards, who I really miss on NPR. I still am upset Steve Upspeak or whatever the hell his name is replaced him. He’s rude and arrogant.
Roger
March 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
26Pat! I’m with you. I think Steve, and also Andrea Seabrook, just giggle too much to be taken seriously as journalists.
Bob Edwards has a program on XM Radio that is broadcast by our local NPR station - 2 hours on Sunday afternoon. He still has the voice and still the excellent questions for his guests.
dee
March 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
27Every time I see a camellia I think of Red. And I second the recommendation for Bob Edwards’ XM radio show. The Sunday edition broadcast on NPR is kind of a “best of” form the previous week. The format on XM is perfect for Bob — he gets to really take time with his guests.
My local NPR station will continue to get my pledge for WWDTM, Car Talk, Diane Rehm and Talk of the Nation Science Fridays. But the quality of everything else has diminished in the last few years. I think Morning Edition jumped the shark a few years ago when they spent a good ten minutes doing a story on whether four blades in a razor actually made a difference.
Murray
March 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm
28Dee, at least you have Carl Kasell’s voice on your answering machine.
How many of us have that?
Sure as Hell ain’t me.
I miss Red too.
Arte J.
March 10, 2009 at 6:26 pm
29Well, Miss Ormphby, I don’t have a camellia, but would you like to see my petunia? How about my latest lottery ticket? How about all these pretty stars circling around my head?
Jerry, The King of Comedy!!!
March 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm
30Holy cow! Is it Tuesday again already? Gladys, you’re going to have to stop putting so much mescaline in my martinis. Oy, my head!
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2009/03/10/tomo/index.html
David
March 11, 2009 at 4:27 pm
31Aunt Sam, I’m in. Thanks for the link.
cooper, my friend spaced out on launch day, in this case because of fatigue. He’s not a spacer-outer, just working extended hours - and glad to be working, of course. Still, I will have to exact some sort of revenge. That was a beautiful launch.
Fuel problem for tonight’s launch, and no word yet on re-schedule. My brother is down, and this was going to be his first chance to see a shuttle light up the night sky on ignition so suddenly and brightly that it is hard to imagine. It is genuinely amazing.
David
March 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
32Possible Sunday evening launch. Here’s hoping.
dee
March 14, 2009 at 9:06 am
33Oh joy! My local PBSKids digital channel is showing “Bone of Arc” this afternoon. It’s no Paradise Hotel, of course, but it’s a chance to admire the work of Jeanne Simpson when she (and we all) were a lot younger.
It’s also another chance to repeat my occasional rant that PBS needs to make the entire Wishbone series available on DVD soon. My great-nephews will age out of the target demographic soon.
Richard Harland Smith
April 2, 2009 at 5:59 pm
34If the word “puce” doesn’t bring them into the theater in droves, all is lost.