You know what would be shocking?

John McCain helping some deal get passed in the middle of the day today. That would be shocking.

Yes, imagine how surprising it would be if John McCain got House Republicans to agree, in principle, to a deal at, oh, say, 3 PM EDT today. Wouldn’t that be unexpected?

Because then he could fly down to Mississippi, and the press coverage would be dominated by watching him arrive at the airport, which would be very dramatic and wholly unexpected. And then the narrative would be about watching his motorcade and “Will he make it to the debate on time, or will he actually just stride into the town hall meeting IN PROGRESS!? ” Just stride in there and crash Obama’s little party at the last minute, the Maverick, his important job done, now ready to return to the trivial business of campaigning that his shortsighted opponent seems so obsessed with… wow, that would be a fine howdya-do, wouldn’t it?

Yes it would. It would be very, very surprising, shocking, and theatrical. You can’t script stuff like that.

[UPDATE: Only a few minutes after I posted this, John McCain announced that he’s a-comin! So the airport drama that would’ve surprised me so much might not happen (although I don’t know if he’s made it out of Washington yet). It is possible that his campaign is in even deeper disarray than I thought.]