David Foster Wallace’s suicide isn’t an easy thing to bear. Peter Sagal put it beautifully. There are writers of great insight, but they tend to be either didactic or obscure. There are writers with shocking beautiful style, but they’re usually shallow or mired in pretense. And there are writers who communicate with startling immediacy and force, but they usually mine sentimentality or aggressively pointless realism.
David Foster Wallace had more insight, style and force than any writer I can think of, and at his best he added to this a blinding brilliance that could make you read the same sentence again and again until it wrestled you to the ground and forced you to take a moment to sit back and think about it rather than plunging forward simply because there was another sentence on the other side of that punctuation mark. And I’m pretty sure that this was the point to his ceaseless footnoting and internal distractions that turned his best work into a kind of hyperlink-rich self-contained web; David Foster Wallace took great pains to make you read, rather than let the act of reading become an end unto itself. Reading’s a drug like any other, and Wallace wouldn’t serve up a soporific, not when he had something to say. Which was frequently.
I don’t think there’s a better novel out there than “Infinite Jest.”
And here I am critiquing his work, basically because I have nothing to say about his death. I can’t decode it. Can I pretend to have seen traces of it in his more recent work? Was he diabolically and infinitely entertained by something that he had no hope of regaining? Did it involve our current political circus and his rather unique connection to John McCain?
No, probably not. Probably not any of that, really. Writers, like everyone, have private lives (well, most do. There are a couple I’m not so sure of). And those private lives are much more important and complicated than anything that hits the page.
I’m angry. I resent this. I don’t want to pick up anything to read right now, because he’s not going to be there. And the bulk of what passes for “good” writing these days is not worth the wear and tear on our constantly-deteriorating eyeballs. Even the so-called best; most of them, at this moment, seem like glib and ungrounded pretenders, glorified campfire entertainers who are prized for their amazing ability to scoff at newfound stereotypes or describe uncatalogued minutia.
Not just them - I include me in that. It’s a bad night. Naturally, I’ll forgive myself and all my fellow writers in the morning. But right now I can’t help but feel that the best of us is gone.
[Note: I wrote this a couple of nights ago, and didn’t post it right away, thinking I’d have more to add. I don’t. I’m still as close to speechless as I ever get….]





55 comments
becca (and brian)
September 16, 2008 at 10:03 pm
1One of our favorite writers. We’ve shared his essays and stories over many a long evening or train trip and enjoyed the discussions afterward (the “did you catch that?” and “wasn’t it cool how he said that?” and “wasn’t that description of the cruise/state fair/tennis forehand what you always thought except so much better than you could ever have stated or thought it yourself?”).
He will be missed.
SeattleDan
September 16, 2008 at 10:49 pm
2There’s no decoding, Adam. We can never know what goes on the suicide mind. If we could, there would be less of it.
He was a good writer, and by all accounts, a good man and a fine teacher. I wish he were still with us.
Carmel
September 17, 2008 at 1:06 am
3Suicide is possibly the most rational thing a person can do when the pain becomes unbearable. It is an act of self care; yes the people left behind feel bereft, but the people left behind have nothing to do or say about whether it was right or understandable.
jackscrow
September 17, 2008 at 6:06 am
4Here’s his commencement address at Kenyon College, 2005. Best ever IMNSHO:
http://www.marginalia.org/dfw_kenyon_commencement.html
Steve
September 17, 2008 at 6:55 am
5I hate to ask but who was David Foster Wallace?
jackscrow
September 17, 2008 at 7:45 am
6Huh? That’s what wiki is for, right?
Steve
September 17, 2008 at 10:14 am
7jackscrow
Sort of. I actually did Google his name and read a few articles but that didn’t tell me all that much beyond simple facts.
Personally, I don’t read that much fiction any more so I’m not familiar with his work.
Carmel
Careful, or gregory will be prescribing to you, too. . .
Dave von Ebers
September 17, 2008 at 12:03 pm
8Adam,
I shouldn’t offer any personal insight because (a) I’m not familiar with David Foster Wallace; and (b) the subject of suicide is way, way too personal to me, having lost my brother to it 17 years ago. Even now, even after 17 years, it is the one event that has most profoundly influenced my life, at least in a negative sense.
Still, I’ll offer this observation. There is only one explanation for suicide: mental illness. Suicide isn’t caused by tragedies or specific events; it’s not caused by stock market crashes, losing jobs, spouses leaving you, deep dark secrets finally coming to light, the death of someone close to you … It’s caused by a disease. Horrible, difficult, painful or embarrassing events might trigger the act of suicide; but the act itself would not be possible were it not for the disease. There isn’t anything noble or glorious about it; nor is it any “worse” than dying of cancer or heart disease, or any other cause, natural or unnatural. In the end, the person who commits suicide has lost the ability to make any other decision, because his or her illness makes it so.
After 17 years struggling with it, that’s the only conclusion I can come to.
piglet
September 17, 2008 at 1:54 pm
9Well put, DvE. You will get nowhere trying to make sense of it; sense has nothing to do with it. The human brain, when running well, can be a marvel; the same brain, when malfunctioning, can be a terror.
Dave von Ebers
September 17, 2008 at 2:30 pm
10Thank you, Piglet.
On thing I always try to explain to people is that suicide is rarely a matter of “giving up.” Most people, like my brother, struggle and fight mental illness with everything they have, often for a very long time. My brother didn’t give up; he battled his demons for years before they finally got the better of him. Losing that fight isn’t the same as quitting. It’s hard to understand, but it’s important to understand.
Chris Harlan
September 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm
11David: My brother didn’t give up; he battled his demons for years before they finally got the better of him. Losing that fight isn’t the same as quitting. It’s hard to understand, but it’s important to understand.
Me: I don’t understand why, exactly, but David, I am profoundly moved by those words. Its not that I didn’t know that, but for reasons I don’t understand, I was moved to tears reading them. Maybe it is just the strain of the day. But, despite their sullen, sordid reputation, I find tears to be good. A relief.
SallyHMutant
September 17, 2008 at 9:48 pm
12I had never heard of Mr. Wallace until I saw a glowing appreciation of his writing on, of all places, my favorite foodie site (Serious Eats) on Sunday. It was much less an obit than an appreciation of his food-related writing, with links to his writing for Harper’s and links to obits. Sounded interesting, but I did not explore.
I will now.
Travel/Nonfiction is just about my favorite genre and it sounds like he was a master.
Adam Felber
September 17, 2008 at 11:47 pm
13Thanks, everyone, for your thoughts.
Yeah, as both a non-fiction and a fiction writer, I don’t think Wallace had many equals. For instance: If you want to understand John McCain 2008, reading about John McCain 2000 in “Up, Simba” will give you a deeper insight into the man (and politics) than… well… than you’d want.
And though there are brilliant practitioners of the short story out there, as far as novels go, “Infinite Jest” belongs right up there in the pantheon along with “Ulysses” and “Gravity’s Rainbow.” [I’d actually place it somewhat higher on the shelf than Pynchon’s masterpiece, blasphemy… well… be damned.] I’ve read it twice and I’m still not done with it.
And yes, suicide is inscrutable. Or, rather, painfully scrutable. I don’t blame DFW, and Dave, I really appreciate you sharing that with us. I just lament what’s happened, and I feel vaguely, selfishly robbed.
Dave von Ebers
September 18, 2008 at 8:31 am
14Chris: Thanks (and sorry, too - didn’t mean to be a downer).
Adam: Thank you, too.
Maybe I’m too willing to talk or write about this subject; and given how personal it is to me, I don’t know that I have a proper perspective on it either. It’s hard to confront suicide openly, but it’s important to be open about it. Suicide happens - in America, about once every 16 minutes. And it’s not the kind of thing you ever really “recover” from.
But for my part, to not confront it head on; to not talk or write about it seems to compound the problem. There is a tendency, I think, to write people out of existence once they kill themselves, as if nothing they did before that time really mattered. And that pisses me off, because I refuse to disown someone who was close to me just because they lost a battle they fought very, very hard to win. My brother’s still my brother, no matter how he died.
And one last thing. If “Infinite Jest” is better (or even as good as) “Gravity’s Rainbow,” that’s one hell of a recommendation. Sometimes, I think I’m living full-time In the Zone.
hedera
September 18, 2008 at 12:39 pm
15jackscrow, thanks for the link to the commencement address; it’s quite remarkable. It was also the first thing I’d ever read by David Foster Wallace, and I begin to understand why everyone is fascinated by him. I may go and read some of his books - but sorry, Adam, not “Infinite Jest”. I find both “Ulysses” and “Gravity’s Rainbow” completely incomprehensible and if that’s where “Infinite Jest” is at, I think I’ll skip it.
DvE, thanks for your thoughts on suicide and your brother. Suicide is indeed more common than anyone wants to admit. A few years ago I tried to talk my sister out of committing suicide (successfully, I’m relieved to say); many years earlier, we had to take my father’s .22 target pistol away from him. The only reason he didn’t use it to commit suicide was that he knew enough about guns to be afraid that a .22 wouldn’t do enough damage.
Even more years ago, before I was born, my grandfather either did or didn’t commit suicide, depending on whom you believe. His son (my uncle), who was living with him at the time, claimed to have come home and found him hanging; his death certificate (of which I have a copy), and the obit in the local paper (which I looked up) claim that he died of “heart failure” after “a short illness.” Everyone who was alive at the time (1936) is now gone; my sister and I are the only descendants who are willing to consider that he might have actually committed suicide. The rest of the family (who weren’t alive then either) flatly refuses to consider the possibility; my mother (now also gone) never referred to her father’s death at all. Frankly, if I thought that any of my relatives read this blog, I probably wouldn’t have posted this. But I’m betting they don’t. I don’t pretend to understand their reasons for disbelief.
I have to consider that either my late uncle made the whole thing up, for unknowable reasons, or that the family, the doctor, and possibly the local newspaper all engaged in a giant cover-up. On the whole, I suspect the cover-up; but if so, it was amazingly complete. There is no evidence for suicide except the story my uncle told to his wife, who wrote it down and sent it to me after he died.
I’ve never understood, myself, the unwillingness to see what another day would bring; that may only mean that I’m not clinically depressed.
David
September 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
16I lost a close friend to suicide 32 years ago. At the time I identified what I thought might be the reasons. I now think that was because I needed to try to make some sense of it. It didn’t, and it still doesn’t. I think Adam offered an appropriate perspective with this comment: “I’m angry. I resent this. I don’t want to pick up anything to read right now, because he’s not going to be there.” I still feel some anger that my friend is never going to be there again, but I also have a quite similar feeling about the loss of my father and my favorite uncle. I want to delineate between the medical reasons for the loss of my father and my uncle and the senselessness of my friend’s suicide, but that fails me because either all death makes sense in the order of things or death is a senseless aspect of existence. Mostly, I just find it an unavoidable individual ugliness in a universe in which there is no such thing as existence separate from the vagaries of nature, and as piglet put it so succinctly, the vagaries of the human mind.
cooper
September 18, 2008 at 5:46 pm
17Steve Roberts had a good interview with Christopher Lukas today on the Diane Rehm Show. Mr. Lucas has written a book about his brother’s, mother’s and grandmother’s suicides. David Foster Wallace came up in the conversation.
Dave von Ebers
September 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
18I think the hardest part of dealing with a suicide of someone close to you, whether it’s a sibling or a parent (or, god forbid, a child), is you have to go around the rest of your life pretending that that person never existed. I come from a large family — I have 10 brothers and sisters in all — but now when the subject of my family comes up, I hesitate to say that. If I’m asked how many siblings I have, I know the answer is ten; but I feel obliged to say nine so I don’t have to explain it. It’s bad enough to lose a sibling, but to have to erase them from your past, to never talk about them because of how they died — no matter how they lived — is very, very hard. In a sense, it’s worse than losing them in the first place because you aren’t really allowed to mourn them. After the funeral and all, you’re just supposed to go on about your business like it never happened, because if you talk about it you’ll make other people uncomfortable.
Needless to say, I’m not inclined to go along with that convention.
I don’t mention this to nag at anyone here; and certainly not to criticize what Adam or anyone else has said. It’s just that this particular incident created an opening for me to say my piece … and for that, I’m really grateful. Thanks to all who’ve “listened,” for lack of a better term. Let me just ask one thing: If you know someone who’s gone through this, please let them talk about it if they are so inclined. Sometimes not talking about it is the hardest thing.
Dave von Ebers
September 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm
19(I guess it’s no surprise that my mom’s Irish Catholic …)
Dirk's Diary
September 18, 2008 at 6:23 pm
209-18-2008
Dear Diary,
Well, I made it onto the small screen again today, but this time it was with the C-SPAN rolling the cameras, so not even Patricia bothered to watch.
More blowback from the MMS sex, drugs and rock’n'roll scandal in the Denver office. I was called before the House Natural Resources Committee to do some ‘xplaining.
I tried to look all hangdog and embarrassed about the whole thing. “The abuse of the public trust in this instance is tragic. I am outraged that the public’s trust, an important and necessary part of public service, has been abused.” Yada, yada, yada….
Fortunately the hearing was being run by the Democrats and after they all got their face time on the tube, the Committee was adjourned, with the Dems doing absolutely nothing at all. I should probably go back to Denver and pretend to investigate. At least that will get me out of DC for a few more days.
Cheney mentioned today that rumors have it there may be a mole in the McCain/Palin 2008 campaign. Dick wants the mole dug out, placed in a cage, taken to a Texas hunting preserve and released to the wild when Cheney gives the signal.
Dirk
Aunt Sam
September 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm
21I love FanAp.
I love the thoughtfulness, the honesty & the honor y’all show to one another.
And DvE, I know you have a plethora of siblings, but can I be, like, your honorary little sister?
hedera
September 18, 2008 at 8:41 pm
22DvE, my mother’s family was also Irish Catholic…. and not talking about it because it makes other people uncomfortable (in actual truth, because it makes the family uncomfortable) is exactly like my mother’s family.
When asked how many siblings you have I think you should say ten. And then not explain, unless the asker is someone you feel you can discuss it with. Was it Napoleon or Disraeli who said, “Never apologize, never explain”? (I am NOT Catholic, although a certain amount of me is Irish.)
Carmel
September 19, 2008 at 1:30 am
23Its strange that reading DvE makes me feel angry and resentful, although I should feel more than a little compassion for him. One of my brothers killed himself. I know about the mental count when asked about how many siblings I have. I have spent the last seven years reeling from the impacts that I would never have guessed as coming in the aftermath. Feeling anger while reading DvE tells me that I haven’t experienced the last of the fallout.
But I have to say that it was my brother’s pain that was and is central to the fact of his suicide, not mine. I refuse to wear my experience as a badge or a sign that I am inducted into a special echelon (although it stops conversation dead in its tracks when I mention it and therefore separates me from most other people). I understand why my brother wanted to die. I understand why he did it. And in that way it tells me that it was none of my business and, ironically, I feel anger at DvE bringing his experience into this forum. No disrespect, DvE. I’m not saying you’re wrong for doing it. Just letting you know whats going on for me.
Aunt Sam
September 19, 2008 at 4:42 am
24Carmel, I am terribly sorry for your loss. I’m sure there are others here who will be able to respond more appropriately.
This statement confuses me: “I understand why my brother wanted to die. I understand why he did it. And in that way it tells me that it was none of my business”
He’s your brother, and you understand his pain. How can that be none of your business?
I will just go ahead & apologize now for sounding like a pop psychologist.
Dave von Ebers
September 19, 2008 at 6:09 am
25Carmel, I think I understand where you’re coming from and I totally respect your view. I never intended to push my views on anybody, least of all someone who’s gone through the same thing. There is no right or wrong way to feel about it.
At the risk of being totally presumptuous, if you have any interest in discussing it further feel free to e-mail me at dpvonebers@comcast.net. Obviously, I understand if you aren’t interested.
Again, I apologize for forcing this on anybody. Perhaps there will be more cheerful news to comment on in the near future …
Dale
September 19, 2008 at 10:25 am
26During my teens and early twenties I contemplated suicide very seriously. I think if I had not found antidepressants it would have been a viable option. I think it is unreasonable for people to expect their friends and family to go through every day as a living hell just so they can “have them around.” But I do believe that the person who is contemplating suicide has the obligation to discuss it with friends and family, and everyone who it will really impact (of course if you are a famous writer it will impact your readers, but I don’t think you owe them any explanations) to sit down and explain to them how much pain you are in, to discuss all reasonable avenues of alleviating that pain, and if it really seems that none of those avenues work, to accept together that for some people, life just is not a workable option. The selfish part of suicide is making friends and family cope with something unexpected and unexplained. But just as I support people’s right to terminate their own lives when they are in such physical pain that they can not go on, I believe they should have the right to do so–and there should exist social avenues to legitimize and remove the shame and secrecy from it–to free themselves from unbearable mental pain.
This is just my opinion. I know that everyone has their own take on this issue, and I don’t mean to imply that mine has any more validity than anyone else’s.
Vinnie
September 19, 2008 at 12:42 pm
27Yo, Doc. Poirsonally, I’m glad ya found out about da antidepressants. Da worl’ needs all da smart people we can get.
Harold, Hillary Voter for Obama
September 19, 2008 at 4:44 pm
28I am sitteing here watching a friend a quarter of a world away drop major hints that she has been a heroin user for the past year.
It’s hard to watch a friend destroy herself slowly, from a distance, knowing there’s probably nothing I can say or do that will get her to stop.
David
September 19, 2008 at 5:11 pm
29I have to agree that a person has the right to commit suicide. In particular, I found it despicable that Dr. Kevorkian was both made the butt of stupid jokes and was ultimately imprisoned - for me, he stands as proof that America does indeed have political prisoners. In the cases of physician-assisted suicide, I find the reasons quite clear and compelling. But I still do not really understand my friend’s suicide.
When I used to teach Bret Harte’s “The Outcasts of Poker Flat” in my American lit classes, I always included an essay question in which the student was to offer her or his thoughts regarding Bret Harte’s concluding statement that the central character, who committed suicide at the end of the story, was at once both the strongest and the weakest of the outcasts of poker flat. As a prelude, I would go aroung the class and ask each student to say, without any explanation required, whether suicide was an act of courage, of cowardice, they were undecided, or it depended on the circumstances. As I remember, courage and cowardice ran about equal, and were more common than the other alternatives. But most interesting was that the room tended to be very quiet, and most persons would think before they would answer. The essay responses were among the most interesting and thoughtful of any on the test.
Carmel
September 19, 2008 at 7:52 pm
30What I am trying to say is that I feel it is important to separate my responses and what happens to me from the decision to, and act of, suicide. Trying to creep inside the mind of the person who chooses to kill themselves because you are feeling bereft is mixing the two things up. Trying to get a handle on the “why” because the act frightens or saddens us, feels to me like trying to control it, to own it. My guess is that we are trying to do that because we’re scared that we could do it to ourselves as.
How’s that for pop psychology, Aunt Sam.
Chris Harlan
September 19, 2008 at 11:05 pm
31Carmel writes: Trying to get a handle on the “why” because the act frightens or saddens us, feels to me like trying to control it, to own it. My guess is that we are trying to do that because we’re scared that we could do it to ourselves as.
I write: Undoubtedly, that’s true. And not a bad thing. Self preservation demands it. We apply a cautious curiosity to most dangerous scenarios in an attempt to comprehend the threat, prioritize it, and hopefully ameliorate it.
The reasons for suicide are undoubtedly as varied as the causes of traffic accidents, and while a few looky-loos are slowing to condemn or thrill at the wreck, most place themselves in the twisted metal with a shudder, ponder the speed and lane changes that preceded, and touch wood that they will not meet a similar fate.
Chris Harlan
September 19, 2008 at 11:59 pm
32Harold, been through that on both sides. No horse for me; my curse was liquid and orally consumed, but it took me down some. One of my best friends, growing up, was on the needle, though after he went off into the world. It took him pretty low, but he made it and is now top of his profession and highly regarded in the creative world. But I also know/knew the others; a talented painter who tried for months to get off H but couldn’t, ODed and died; another close friend burned holes in his nose with coke, not once but twice, and I have no idea now if he is living or dead.
My advice is this: You should be honest and straight forward about your feelings. Strange as it may sound, I didn’t know I was in trouble until I was told several times–once by a relative stranger who played keyboards in a bar I used to write in, and who risked his gig by sharing his observations with me. As a result, I tortured him most of the evening with obnoxious slurs and putdowns. He was wearing a T shirt with the expression “Sh!t Happens,” and I remember calling him Mr. Happens most of the evening. His words were part of several things that saved my life, and all these years later I am very grateful for them. Fortunately, I got to tell him that a few years later. Maybe your friend will get to tell you that, too. But if your words don’t work, that’s not your fault. I told you about my other friend with the nose for coke, because with him, as much as I cared–which was quite a bit–I eventually just had to get out of the way.
Chris Harlan
September 20, 2008 at 12:07 am
33Dale, thanks for stickin’ around, kid.
It's Pat!
September 20, 2008 at 5:42 am
34ok, you want cheerful news? My grandson is adorable! He’s cuter than Baz! He cries when he’s given a bath! He holds tight to my pinky with his gorgeous little hand! He poops regularly! He looks like a little Bhudda when he’s sleeping!
When you hold a sleeping baby, the world shrinks.
piglet
September 20, 2008 at 1:53 pm
35Oh, IP, how wonderful. I can practically seem him. Thanks for the sunshine.
Aunt Sam
September 20, 2008 at 4:23 pm
36Carmel~ No doubt your pop psychology is much better informed than mine. Suicide has only touched my life around the edges. I did rely on a certain (large) degree of detachment to survive my dysfunctional family of origin. So I may have been ‘projecting’, as we used to say back in high school peer counseling.
Harold~ I’m so sorry for the pain you & your friend are experiencing. For what it’s worth, I think Chris is absolutely correct.
Otherwise, due to a warp in the space/time continuum, even though *I* am very young, and my children are just hitting puberty, my nieces & nephews are producing progeny, most recently Eleanor, born yesterday. Babies rock! And toddlers are even better. Congratulations, It’s Pat.
hedera
September 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm
37Harold, I’m very sorry to hear about your friend, and ultimately, if someone truly chooses to destroy themselves with chemicals, you can’t stop them. Chris is right, though, that you should be open with your friend about your worries for her. Her hints may be a cry for help that she doesn’t even know she’s making. You can’t tell how your expression of concern might reach her. I once made a relatively simple suggestion to my husband, and as a result he acknowledged that he was an alcoholic and stopped drinking, with significant help from an organization called LifeRing Secular Recovery. (Full disclosure: I recently rebuilt the web site for their online bookstore.) LifeRing isn’t as well known as AA/NA, but a lot of people have found it helpful in stopping using, including my husband.
hedera
September 20, 2008 at 7:51 pm
38Aunt Sam, congratulations on the arrival of Eleanor - I always liked that name.
Harold, Hillary Voter for Obama
September 20, 2008 at 8:58 pm
39hedera, thanks. Thanks everybody. But the hints this person is leaving are so unsubtle, I think it’s less a plea for help and more a proud statement of being a part of what she sees as a cool subculture - and one that is very prevalent in her country.
I guess I can hope that she’s just playing at this, but I don’t think so.
I’ve already contacted a mutual friend, to get his take on this. If there is anything we can do to prevent this slow suicide, we will.
SallyHMutant
September 20, 2008 at 10:10 pm
40Grand-Aunt Sam
This news is a ray of sunshine!
Aunt Sam
September 21, 2008 at 4:01 am
41So now I get to tell you my cute story: the first great-nephew, now 7 years old, found Great-Aunt Sam too much of a mouthful when he was a toddler, and took to calling me Great-Sam.
His family just moved back to the Silicon Valley from here in Chicago cuz of that whole “find a job” thing. We’ll miss them all terribly. Thank goodness for Facebook.
hedera- the website looks great, and the organization seems very interesting. I went to Alateen meetings from the time I was eleven until I was 18- I can’t imagine what my life would have been like without that foundation.
Dale
September 21, 2008 at 9:14 am
42Life has failed to provide me with siblings (and hence nieces and nephews) and thus far children of my own, so I’ve resorted to accumlating godchildren. And yesterday I took my 20 mo. goddaughter to the zoo….and poop on a puffin (something we in fact saw), it just makes life worth living! IP, you have so much to look forward to! Congrats!
Vinnie
September 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm
43Yo, Doc. Your goddaughter pooped on a puffin? Dat’s interestin’ cuz Guido had a divorce lawyer dat pooped on him once (and took all his money, too!)
Dirk's Diary
September 21, 2008 at 4:44 pm
449-21-2008
Dear Diary,
I told Dick Cheney the other day that the MMS sex scandal in the Denver office was just a misunderstanding. When the crowd at the RNC Convention began chanting “Drill Baby Drill”, these guys simply took it the wrong way!!! I started laughing and I slapped him on the back, but he didn’t get it. He just stared back at me with his 2300 F laser look and told me to “get back to work signing those fucking drilling permits. This summer, for the first time in human history, there is an ice free route through the Northwest Passage.”
“Now” he said, “that’s” funny”.
It's Pat!
September 22, 2008 at 4:21 am
45And the same back to you, Aunt Sam.
Everyday is a celebration.
Samuel
September 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
46A most interesting rumor is floating around Palin/McCain 2008 Campaign HQ - and the rumor is that there is a mole in the campaign staff. Cindy McCain herself, in her lovely and striking $3700 satin lavender pant suit by Emilio Pucci, put me onto the committee to smoke him. It may be time to begin packing and closing out bank accounts. Maybe arrange for Marlene to go stay with her sister for a while. After the packing’s done, of course.
I paid Gidget an extra $1500 for successfully drilling into Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail account. It will be up on the Google soon.
jerry
September 22, 2008 at 6:10 pm
47Did gillian ever meet up with that Jimmy guy? It seems like they were getting really close to each other and then…… nothing for over a week.
Well, I guess it’s up to me to bring you the latest in GYWO animation - John McCain’s rape based economy
http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_sarah_palin_an_9028.php.
David
September 22, 2008 at 7:59 pm
48Page wouldn’t come up for me, Jerry.
jerry
September 23, 2008 at 4:02 am
49Right you are, David! Sorry. This will work - go to 236.com, scroll down the right column and there GYWO is. (Cyber linking remains a mystery to all of us without the requisite propeller caps.) And while you’re there, check out Sean Hannity’s recent induction into Dickipedia. His mom must be so proud!
Steve
September 23, 2008 at 6:31 am
50FYI, McSweeney’s is running a “thread of memories of David Foster Wallace“.
Chris Harlan
September 23, 2008 at 10:50 am
51Wow.
Goldman Sachs, I’d like you to meet Henry Paulson. Henry Paulson; Goldman Sachs.
Oh, you’ve met. Well hopefully that won’t be a problem, conflict-of-interest-wise. You’re just acquaintances, right?
You were married!? 32 years? Well, you’re divorced now, right?
Separated. Ah. At least your separated, so it should be okay, re the conflicty-roo, right?
Good. Hey, did either of you know the Bear Sterns or the Lehman Bros.? So sorry. Were they friends?
Rivals? Ah, I see. For you Goldman, they’re still rivals, but for you, Henry, they’re no longer rivals. How long?
Well, two years. Well, I’m sure that enough time has passed to make that not a problem. Ah, look: Morgan Stanley. You gentlemen know Morgan.
hedera
September 23, 2008 at 3:52 pm
52Actually, jerry’s link was correct, except for the period at the end. The internet doesn’t understand the period at the end of the sentence.
David
September 23, 2008 at 5:10 pm
53I’ve loved the guy’s work every since I stumbled on to the first GYWO cartoon book at the independent bookstore in downtown Asheville.
So now we are fomenting violence in Bolivia because Evo Morales dares to think the natural resources should benefit the peasants. We are bastards. We do not believe in democracy if it means American business interests cannot have their way with less developed countries who have resources we want to exploit. And we have no qualms about inciting violence, overthrowing governments, invading countries, or assassinating democratically elected leaders who dare to nationalize resources and/or behave in any way we consider socialist. Part of me does not give a damn if our “free market,” “free enterprise,” “democratic capitalist” system gets slammed hard against the wall. We have inflicted too much destruction and death on countries which could not defend themselves, and we are continuing unabated. I gather more than 1 million Iraqis have now been killed because of our ongoing war crime against that country. It is not ok, and we are all too often not a force for good in the world.
A close friend periodically reminds me that nations do not have principles, only interests. Perhaps the lack of principle in what we have done and continue to do will finally slap the living shit out of us. Problem is, of course, that there is no guarantee our ruthless conduct will be replaced by anything but the ruthless conduct of other power centers.
Still, I’m voting Obama because I think he is a cut above on this score. As president, he will be quite constrained, and the whole panoply of business forces will be arrayed as they always are. But Obama has a real, expansive moral center. He will do as much as it is possible for an American president to do based on humanitarian principles on the world stage, especially in the world the two idiots now in charge will pass on to the next administration.
jerry
September 23, 2008 at 5:32 pm
54Thanks for the internet tip, hedera. I wasn’t aware of that before.
jerry
September 23, 2008 at 6:27 pm
55Brought to you each and every Tuesday by the King of Comedy himself (me), Tom Tomorrow!!!!!
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2008/09/23/tomo/