Phototoons? I love phototoons! Maybe the April caption could have been “Of course, I would’ve walked right out of that mosque!” Hillary is running out of time. She can’t be blowing set-ups like that and still hope to win the valuable super delegate votes.
So here’s my question. When the dust settles and Obama’s the nominee, how long will it take Hillary and Bill Clinton to come back to the Democratic party? And when the come back, will they be welcomed back?
Because it sure seems to me, they’re moving farther and farther away from every constituency that makes up the Democratic party’s big tent … except, of course, for the “white folks without college degrees.”
Funny, but every time Sen. Clinton talks about bringing people into the “coalition” — that is, the coalition only she can lead — she seems to go out of her way to insult those of us who are already part of the coalition.
Oh, and another thing … did I use too much italics?
Listening to NPR today they were talking about her recent argument that only she can bring the “hard working white folks”. While I would certainly not ever try to say that spending 12 hours tied to a laptop could be compared to the exhaustion and difficulty of intense manual labor day in and day out, I still kind of resent the implication that because I have a college degree and a masters degree and happen to work with ideas I’m not a “real American” or a hard worker. (I must have missed something during all those years of 60-100 hour work weeks)
- to be clear… i think the manual worker with HS education is ALSO a real American. I just think my opportunity to have further education and then make use of it should not disqualify me.
Becca, it’s the false distinction between mental labor and physical labor…those who work with their minds and those who work with their hands. Both are noble. And neither needs apologies. And it is the distinction that has really divided us through the years. We need to tear down that wall.
Obviously she considers the Reagan Democrats the swing vote. Maybe they are. I think once she backs out and BHO is the “presumptive nominee” (what a handle), then attention can be focused where it belongs - on McCain and his pandering for votes by leaning over the right edge.
Then it wil get real interesting - the race card will be used extensively for those swing voters. Young people and old curmudgeons (me) are in BHO’s bag. Oh, and George McGovern. He all but guaranteed a Democratic victory on As it Happens last night.
I agree. I, too, am a hard-working American! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to check out a few more websites and then I’m taking some comp time this afternoon. Come on, Hillary, Barack, and John, which one of you wants to claim me? No shoving!
I have never ever been an “Undecided” before.
I am now!
Wow. What freedom it gives me. When I was young I was so decided I picketed and put bumper stickers on my forehead, and caused arguments, everywhere.
Mind, I’m not an old curmedgeon, although I grant that would be fun.
No, but now that I’m older and wiser and filled with rage, I can be utterly free to assess the candidates - when I’m not being white and hard working, that is
Becca and/or Brian … I couldn’t agree more. What really chaps my ass is how people assume that those of us who went to college and beyond somehow lucked into it. With apologies to the great John Hiatt, I’ve always been pissed off by that “I didn’t go to college ’cause I didn’t have the luck” attitude. Luck had not a damn thing to do with it. I worked my tail off in high school to get to college, while a lot of my peers couldn’t be bothered. And I worked my tail off in college to get to law school. Drank my tail off, too; but that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Oh, and guess what? Having not been born to rich parents in Park Ridge, Illinois, I had to pay my own freakin’ way all the way through. My folks were both teachers, and we didn’t have two nickels to rub together, so every thing was a struggle. At one point in college I worked three separate jobs and held down a full class schedule just to pay the bills. I graduated college in 3 years because the money and the financial aid just plain ran out (thank you very much Ronald Reagan and former Ill. Gov. Jim Thompson). I got as many credits as I could so I could get my diploma before the well ran dry. I’m not saying that to brag; I’d have given anything to have one more year as an undergrad!
Anyway, sometimes I think I knew more about “hard work” by the time I was 21 than HRC will ever know.
So, I got no bone to pick with those who took a different path. Sometimes - often times - I wonder if I shouldn’t have done the same. But, fer Chrissakes, don’t tell me I “lucked” into college, or I got there just because I belonged to some elite group, or that life has been easy since then.
Sorry for the rant; it’s just been a sore spot for me for, oh, 25-odd-years or so …
Hey, sorry to crash the mockery party, but this is a pretty cheeky way to decry supposed negative campaigning, don’t you think? I guess somehow now that the you feel comfortable that BHO has the nomination tied up, it’s suddenly okay to take a few cheap schoolyard shots (most of which are embellished beyond recognition, by the way). After months of Barackomaniac cries for party unity, you might want to keep in mind that no matter how this primary process ends, it’s going to be something damn near a split decision with a hell of a lot of folks whose votes the Democratic nominee will need in November having thoughfully, and often passionately, supported Clinton. If you truly believe the nomination process is over, then isn’t it time to start playing nice?
I voted for Clinton and I will certainly not hesitate to vote for Obama in November if he is the nominee. What I want even less than I want to see Obama lose the election, though, is to hear the Barackomaniac chorus blaming Clinton for the loss — undoubtedly illustrating their point through witty cartoons like this one.
JM … please. If anything, most of us have gone awfully easy on HRC over the past few months while she’s gone increasingly negative. If she gets flack for being negative, neither she nor her supporters are in any position to complain. Now who can’t take the heat, huh?
All this nonsense about “hard working white people” is calculated and its offensive. If she’s gonna engage in tactics like that, she, and her supporters, oughta have thicker skin …
Legitimate criticism isn’t “negative campaigning”; pandering to the far right and engaging in subtle (and not so subtle) racism … now that’s negative.
I think that the rhetoric from the Clinton Camp is starting to sound more conciliatory. She may be a fighter but she can still read the writing on the wall, and she is not Ralph Nader who is the only person in America who thinks he didn’t cost Al the election.
I also think that Barack’s focus will head towards McCain now that Hillary’s bid is virtually out of reach. (Of course if videos of BHO burning a Bible in a Mosque to the tune of “God Damn America”, and laughing at bitter common people surfaces, well,,, that’s why we have super delegates).
First off, my comments were directed to Adam’s cartoon, not to your mutual-admiration-society debate about who is more hard working and noble.
Second, I did not mean to sound as if I was taking offense at the cartoon. I was simply suggesting that it, and its ilk, are not a particularly effective means to achieve the puported goal of getting BHO elected, and seem designed more to setting up for a scape-goat for loss in November rather an effort to avoid a loss in November.
Your comments, and Adam’s cartoon for that matter, make appear that if you and the BHO crew were going “awfully easy on HRC over the past few months,” it was nothing more than a tactic to paint HRC as the horrible “negative” one. Again, once you think the process is over, you take the gloves off.
Well, guess what, the process isn’t over and it won’t be over at the convention in August either. It’s simple math that the Democrats can’t win the White House without the support of all those voters who came out in support of HRC and all those voters who came out in support of BHO.
It’s not about thick skin, it’s about practicality.
Oh, good lord. Spare me the hard nosed “practicality” nonsense. Have you any idea how tiresome it is to listen to the Clintons tell us how practical and pragmatic they are? How Obama and his supporters are just a bunch of doe-eyed idealists who don’t know anything about The Real World?
Please.
These days, the Clintons wouldn’t know practicality if it bit ‘em in the rear end. Practicality would suggest that Hillary Clinton stop tilting at windmills and get behind the one who’s all but won this thing. If she were practical, she would seriously consider dropping out now. If she were practical, she’d be concerned about building that “coalition” for the benefit of the person who’s going to win the nomination, not alienating crucial elements of the same coalition … for what?
Unless “practical,” to the Clintons, means only one thing: That it’s Hillary or nobody. In which case, she’s got that “practicality” thing pretty much nailed.
Dave — Talk about thin skin. Do you hear yourself?
My comments had absolutely nothing to do with whether HRC is being practical in continuing her campaign. Nor did I suggest that BHO supporters were being impractical by supporting BHO. I’d be more than happy to have either of those debates with you if you’d like.
My comments concerned the very limited issue of whether it makes sense — and is practical — for BHO supporters to take the kind of shots at HRC evidenced by Adam’s cartoon. Your position seems to be “hell, yeah, HRC has been horribly devisive, so it’s only fair to give it right back to her.” I am suggesting that you may want to consider that if it was so horrible and devisive for HRC to take what you consider to be cheap shots at BHO — because it will so undermine the party’s chances in November — then perhaps, just perhaps, it would be just as unproductive to take cheap shots at her.
Is it only devisive and counterproductive to take cheap shots at the candidate who seems to have garnered the support of slightly more that half the party, but not at all divisive and counterproductive to take shots at the candidate who seems to have garnered the support of slightly less than the other half of the party?
David Sirota’s column today, “Acknowledging the Race Chasm”, had an extremely interesting discussion on this. (The S.F. Chronicle publishes him from time to time.)
I’m beginning to get the depressing feeling that, no matter who wins this, we the people lose, since if BHO wins, we must be incurable misogynists, while if HRC wins, we are clearly incurable racists (Mr. Sirota would agree with this one). And of course if John McCain wins, everyone else loses.
As an Oregonian, I personally agree with the portion of JM’s argument that the voting cycle to nominate the candidate should continue to play out…at least until our upcoming primary. Then HRC can drop out. Sorry Guam.
Hillary will come back to her senses and help Obama win the general election. She went off the deep end in her ever more desperate attempt to win the nomination, a nomination she believed she deserved. But the godawful things she said were going to be said by the McCain campaign in the general election, so I still suspect two purposes were served: those things are now old news, so unless they actually have some kind of enduring traction, they will be less of a problem in the general election; and Obama got a chance to respond to them, and deal with his personal distress because of them, before the general election. The greatest damage is what Hillary did to herself, and to the kind of broad tent the Democratic Party actually is. That she would attempt to set core constituencies against each other is pretty appalling. And what a shame that what should be a remarkable positive, that a black and a woman could be the two finalists for the Democratic nomination in an election the Democrats will win, has become an acrimonious divider.
First thing I would like Obama supporters who said they would not vote for Hillary if she were the nominee to do is send a note of apology to Hillary. The supporters of the nominee need to set the tone. Then I would look for reciprocity from the Clinton supporters who swear they will not vote for Obama. They don’t need to send apologies. They just need to vote for Obama. Hillary probably holds the key to what a lot of her angry supporters will do.
In the general election, John McCain will mostly self-destruct, while Obama will inspire. This will be a general election for the ages, even though the media would likely prefer to continue to reduce it to a freak show.
My choice: Obama/Richardson, although Janet Napolitano is an intriguing possibility. Hillary is too prominent to be a vp. If she were going to be in the administration, it would need to be as secretary of state or, to smash a glass ceiling, secretary of defense. Otherwise, I think either back to the Senate as majority whip or, and I really like this idea, onto the Supreme Court. I would love to watch her take Antonin Scalia’s sorry ass apart and serve it at a barbecue. She is a formidable personality, knows the Constitution, and would be free from some of the shitbrained triangulation she was guilty of, especially regarding the Iraq Warcrime. She would rise to the stature of SCOTUS,
unlike the silly-assed Federalist Society egomaniacs and their sadly unenlightened black colleague.
But first she must do everything in her power to undo the damage she has done, for her own sake and for the stature of the Democratic Party. She won’t cause Obama to lose. She can’t. But she can help add to the margin of his victory. I’m looking for a 53-47 spread at this point, but I would love to see 57-43. And I look for both North Carolina and Virginia to wind up in the D column this time. I have trouble imagining Ohio not being a D win. There has been a significant shift in Ohio politics.
Do not hang your heads, Democrats. You are poised to be winners, which means America is finally poised to be a winner again.
JM, this is a political blog, but it’s also a humor blog. You remember humor, right? Adam’s captions for Hillary are quotes from the horse’s mouth. Maybe a chill pill is in order. Get well soon.
Becca - though as a lifelong stickler I feel your pain, as a writer of dialog I have to go with what sounds natural and makes the best sense. I didn’t want Hillary mentioning McCain before herself, and of all the alternatives… well, you get the idea.
JM - I’m not sure my point came across to you, but then again, that’s the risk we take with satire. Anyway, I’m not trying to take potshots at Hillary - I just think that after several months of engaging in pretty harsh demonization of her opponent, to point to the fact that it WORKED among her supporters is both obvious and cheap.
Perhaps I should have linked a few articles, but Hillary’s surrogates were out there on Tuesday and Wednesday pointing to polls which show that her supporters are less likely to vote for Obama than Obama’s supporters are to vote for her. That’s a little gross.
In other words, I don’t see this shot as “cheap.” I see it as constructive. And funny? Maybe?
I look at the campaign, and most every Clinton gaffe has been dismissed by Obama as a distraction. [witness how he dismissed the Bosnia lie at the last debate, just moments before Hillary jumped in to mention Louis Farrakhan] Instead, he attacks her policies, like the gas tax holiday. Meanwhile, Clinton assails the pastor, the absurd “elitist” controversy, and even the motherfucking Weather Underground “link.” Forgive me for saying so, but if Hillary’s supporters believe her, no WONDER a lot won’t vote for Obama.
Clearly, you’re more enlightened and will vote for Obama. But polls show that not every Clinton supporter IS. And that galls me. At this point, to me, the ONLY way for us to achieve party unity is to acknowledge that Hillary, while a good candidate, went a little out of bounds in the heat of the campaign. Hopefully, she’ll say so herself at some point, but I’m not holding my breath.
JM, we’re not all ‘Bamaniacs here. Before Adam declared for Barak, he had posts on media unfairness to Hill, and there have been many comments from FanApppers who are strongly for Hillary. (Not as many lately; hope that’s ’cause we convinced rather than discouraged them; but unconvinced Hillaristas, please keep commenting.)
And, Mr. JM, please note Gillian: “. . . humor, right?” Funny, civil, grammatical, political–in no special order– that’s the FanAp ideal. But funny is the biggie. And Gillian brings the link funnies, so heed her.
Dave, I see you and Barak are beginning to think beyond the nomination contest. He’s addressing his positions versus McCain’s. Mr. Mutant and I just today discussed what plum should go to Hill and who would be a good VP. We decided on Hill for Attorney Gen. –it wouldn’t be just a peace offering. ’cause she’s qualified. But I’m liking your Supremes idea.
Is Napolitano N MX? We tried to think of girls from the south or the west for VP (Balance the ticket. Electability. Pragmatism. I feel like a realtor–Location, Location, Location.) We regretted that Pat Schroeder’s probably as old as McCain and wrote an article about how she quit politics in disgust about 15 years ago, then we got on a zombie TX tangent–Barbara Jordan, Ann Richards. We’ve got good dead people in TX.
Wow. While I was composing my comment, Adam said Motherfucker. Let’s see if Fanny is like the “Shut Your Mouth” girls in the song Shaft and blocks me. MoFo or not Adam’s reply was necessary.
If anyone out there gets Hillary’s cell number, please let us know. I want to start calling her at 3 AM - just to make sure she’s sleeping well, you understand. We at FA care, dammit!
Adam, now can we see some foto funnies of Barack and his minions demonizing Hillary? There’s a lot of material you can draw from.
How about some wacky stuff showing how Barack has shot himself in the foot over and over again with stuff that was naive, dumb, and unwise, demonstrating questionable judgement over and over again in things he has said and ways he has dealt with issues that later blew up in his face?
Harold: No. I’m not going to make those comics because I don’t agree with your premise. I’m sorry if you were offended.
I don’t think the “demonizing” you mention was even close to that coming out of Hillary and her camp, which is why I posted this in the first place. Most of Obama’s criticisms of Hillary, while slanted (sometimes grossly), were largely about issues.
If you believe that this Reverend Wright “controversy” is a worthy topic for discussion and that Hillary and her people were justified in bringing it up again and again and again, if you believe the public statement that McCain was more ready to be President than Obama was “fair game” and not a betrayal of party and principle… then clearly you don’t see anything wrong with Hillary’s campaign and obviously there’s not much difference between hers and Obama’s.
But I do. I spent the last three months completely mired in this stuff, reading every press release, watching every available stump speech, seeing every talking point that both of their surrogates churned out. It was my job. And honestly, the Clinton “kitchen sink” stuff was relentless and disgusting. Even longtime, die-hard Hillary supporters in my office found it gross, and some stopped supporting her specifically because of the campaign she was running.
I return to the Reverend Wright thing again and again because I find it gallingly similar to the Monica Lewinsky thing. It’s irrelevant and ferreted out by the opposition and yet suddenly those who want to smack the guy start raising it to the level of a Major Offense by throwing around terms like “character” and “judgment” and pointing to his REACTION to this mountain of absurdity as evidence of his weaknesses. “See? He has an inadequate and dumb response to the sheer utter bullshit we’re tossing at him! What kind of a leader is that?”
Of course, Bill Clinton cheated on his wife in the Oval Office and then lied about it. That shouldn’t be an impeachable offense. In fact, he should never have HAD to testify about it. But it was, clearly, a somewhat questionable act. Obama’s “sin” in this “scandal” was a failure to distance himself from a man who - up until a few months ago - was one of our nation’s most powerful and respected preachers.
I’m not saying that Wright hasn’t run off the rails in recent days. But Hillary’s gleeful embrace of this new rule that somehow a candidate is accountable for his (former) pastor’s views… even when HILLARY’S former pastor has jumped to defend Wright… to me, that’s emblematic of the gross, take-no-prisoners approach to politics that should be reserved for actual enemies.
And then, the gas tax holiday thing. I won’t belabor it here (unless someone wants me to), but for me, that was the last straw: As a campaigner, Hillary had gone beyond the pale, proposing actual POLICY that she knew to be harmful to America for short-term gain.
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Again, I was turned off of Hillary by her tactics, but still consider her a worthy candidate (if a dirty fighter). But if you see symmetry between her campaign and Obama’s, I simply don’t agree.
“I spent the last three months completely mired in this stuff, reading every press release, watching every available stump speech, seeing every talking point that both of their surrogates churned out.”
Damn, Adam, at the risk of sounding like our president, funny is hard work. Ain’t it?
Zee Man, I’m having a hard time with the April caption myself. If she had said “Of course, I would have walked right out of that marriage”, I would have had to throw something at my TV. Something soft, but I would have thrown it really hard.
Since I’ve been promoted to the position of Deputy Economics Chief for the McCain 2008 Campaign, I’ve been advising the campaign to resist releasing Cindy McCain’s financial information to the press. I told them doing that shows that John McCain is a true maverick. Their eyes really lit up with that one. I said I knew what I was talking about because I went to the Wharton School of Business, which is technically true. I once stopped by the student center there and took a whiz, so I did go there. I also took an ipod from the boy in the second stall, but he was in no condition to chase after me.
“If you believe that this Reverend Wright “controversy” is a worthy topic for discussion and that Hillary and her people were justified in bringing it up again and again and again, if you believe the public statement that McCain was more ready to be President than Obama was “fair game” and not a betrayal of party and principle… then clearly you don’t see anything wrong with Hillary’s campaign and obviously there’s not much difference between hers and Obama’s.”
I’d hate to have to sit and watch a National Geographic documentary with you. The constant cries of moral outrage as you watch lion’s taking out baby gazelle’s, sharks grabbing sea lions without provocation, would definitely put a sog on my popcorn.
Can anyone give me some examples of an “ethical” presidential campaign, where most everyone agreed that a candidate didn’t “cross the line,” who went on to win?
I guess someone might identify one, maybe, but it doesn’t seem like a general rule, that if breached, calls for moral repetitive outrage. The “Hillary is too aggressive” motif has been done. We get it. Move on.
I see JM’s point, and appreciate it. Too bad people like Dave had to be a rude ass.
Paul, I can think of an “ethical” presidential campaign, where most everyone agreed that a candidate didn’t “cross the line,” who went on to win?. How ’bout this one, bubbie? Obama’s qualifies as “ethical” and won’t “cross the line”. And he’s going to win.
Look, by Dave’s own admission, he’s a lawyer, but he probably has a good side ….. somewhere……maybe. But I definitely think it’s rude on your part to call him an ass.
And I think I’d enjoy watching a NatGeo documentary with Adam. He’d put Mystery Science Theater 3K to shame, no doubt. “The constant cries” would be coming from me, begging him to “stop with the comedy!”, lest I wet myself.
*Good* call Paul, comparing dirty politics to instinctive behavior among prey and predator in the animal world. Yeah, that’s not a straw man argument at all.
In case you haven’t noticed, those tactics are why a lot of us are supporting Senator Obama. He is trying to prove that one can run a relatively clean campaign. Case in point is the debacle of the ABC debates where he dismissed the references to Hillary’s Bosnia sniper fire as distractions from the issues. Wow, a candidate calling bullshit even when that bullshit is about bull spouted by their rival.
Wha? Adam cleaned up comment comment 24 but Fanny left comment 26 intact? So now I look more whacko than usual. 26 should have gone down the memory hole once 24 was edited. You’re fired, Fanny/Winston.
Let’s all put politics aside to note that “. . . sog on my popcorn” is a very good line.
Harold, I think Fanny is out having her nails done. No not her claws, the nails driven into her skull that they attach the electrodes to. Those nails - maybe she’ll do better after that. One certainly hopes.
Tina, you’re smarmy. I like you.
Jim… my opinion in the form of an analogy hardly qualifies as a “straw man” argument.
Politics is a brutal enterprise. It always have been (you should read up on the nasty things said by Washington’s “peers” while he was busy saving the country), and Mr. Obama is not going to make your wishes for intelligent, informed dialectics in the politial process come true. You can shame all you want, it doesn’t work.
Shaming a politician is like trying to shame a hooker.
Go out on a street corner, find a hooker and try to shame him/her into giving up his/her hooking ways.
Call Ickes and tell him what a shit he is.
They’ll both respond the same. They’ll point and laugh at your crotch, and suggest you have sex with yourself in some way.
You can’t shame committed pundits either. Their job depends on them having an opinion they’ve turned into a brand.
If I tune into Colbert, Stewart, Mahr, Huffington, Drudge, I know beforehand what I’m going to get. I like that because I’m lazy. They cater to my needs. That’s fine marketing on their part. Sales. Politics.
Osama is selling “earth shoes.” He’s changing the way we walk. The way we were meant to walk, and that’s fine. But he’s not going to change the shoe business. It’s only going to make some active and retired hippies happy, and re-emphasize amongst themselves that jesus is magic, karma is an active force, and the times they are a-changin’.
But then someone’s going to invent a pair of Nike’s with tits, and “earth shoes” will become a distant memory, because let’s face it. Earth shoes makes me walk the way nature intended, but I can’t titty-fuck them, now can I?
Such is the shoe business, and politics.
For me and many voters, it’s not about shaming the politicians who use dirty tactics or the pundits that push those agendas; it’s about supporting and voting for someone who elevates the discourse. I don’t see that as “selling earth shoes” or merely pandering to “active and retired hippies.”
It’s, as I said before, calling bullshit when you see it, even when that bullshit is directed at your opponent. It’s about not only speaking to us like adults, it’s about recognizing that one can appeal to our sense of reason instead of relying on provocation of our knee-jerk reactions.
I’m a bit of a history buff so I’m well aware of mudslinging during prior campaigns. I’m also aware that in every election cycle “dirty politics” is always at or near the top of the list of voter turnoffs. By dirty politics, I mean innuendo, outright fabrications, voter caging, push polls, baseless ad hominem attacks, misrepresenting a candidate’s positions, and on and on. But remember, spotlighting a candidate’s or pundits’ or other media’s dissembling is not dirty politics.
I don’t think Senator Obama walks on water, and he wasn’t my first choice at the beginning of the race, but this race has sparked a level of voter involvement that I’ve never witnessed in a primary cycle. I would speculate that this level wouldn’t exist if the race we’re between HRC and one of the prior democratic candidates.
I’ve been cynical about politics for as long as I can remember, but for the first time in a long time, it’s not about getting rid of the lout that’s become entrenched in his or her position of power, or choosing between two candidates based on which one will give fewer turns to the screwing-over. It’s about supporting someone because I believe he will be the most able to energize the citizenry to progress.
My take on the political situation we find ourselves in today is, we don’t need a faultless leader, but someone in office with a clear vision of what needs to be done, someone who can inspire Americans to turn off their TV’s and get to it.
Catholic News Service (CNS) In recent weeks, journalists have seen the 81-year-old pontiff go from seven-hour days on the public stage to virtual seclusion behind the Vatican walls.
Predictably, that led to one alarming report — promptly denied by the Vatican — about the pope’s supposedly “fragile heart.”
In the week leading up to Pope Benedict’s six-day visit to the United States, his activities were reduced to a minimum. He gave no speeches, met with no groups and only a few individuals, and limited his public appearances to a weekly general audience and a Sunday blessing.
In Washington and New York, the pope sailed through a busy schedule — 16 major events — with no evident problems, a fact that pleased his aides immensely. But once he got back to Rome, he took another rest and held no public audiences for a week.
“They’re being careful, but I don’t think it’s because of any particular health concern,” said one Vatican official who has known the pope for years.
Some might call it a disappearing act. Vatican officials would simply call it prudence.
Yeah? Well I call it incarceration! I’ve got to get word to Father Guido. Maybe Cardinal Bernie Law will visit me again, down here in my cell. I’ve got plenty on him, plus he’s one of God’s dumber creatures. Maybe Cardinal Bernie can get word to Guido. Actually, it’s worked out well that Guido didn’t crush Bernie with the PopeMobile during that near tragic oil change. Maybe Bernie’s my way out of this cold dark slammer. I love life. It’s chocked full of delicious ironies.
In post 41, either accidentally or on purpose, you refer to Barack Obama as “Osama”. This gives me all the information I need regarding your ability to reason & create cogent arguments.
cooper,
I’m telling you, the Florida Christo-fascist Republican Party is a malignancy that is metasticizing throughout every area of public service. It’s hard to imagine that a scant 7 years ago, Al Gore was able to garner more votes in Florida, in spite of a massive voter disenfranchisement initiative by Jeb Bush and a fucked up ballot in Broward County that produced the Jews-for-Buchanan phenomenon, than did the piss ant now occupying the White House. It all started in 1998, when Jeb Bush defeated a man who would have been an incredible governor, Buddy MacKay.
My favorite Jebbie appointees to the Florida Supreme Court are a grandson of Battista (yes, that Battista) and a bozo from the Florida Panhandle who won a God in Government award, which fact he proudly references on his state government website.
Oh, Acronym Jim, would that I were a wizard. The motherfuckers I would make disappear would be the political version of the cleansing of the Augean Stables.
Paul,
Your all-encompassing description of politicians is incorrect. It is a reprehensible aspect of electoral life, but it is not all-encompassing, and it is not definitive of the winners as opposed to the losers. I have worked a couple of elections in reasonable proximity to the candidates, and your generalization is simply not universally valid. It has, however, been pretty universally true of Republicans in recent elections. That is why Hillary is seen as so Republican-like in some of her actions.
A Republican who defies your description is Lincoln Chaffee, who lost only because Rhode Island voters understood that the Republican Party could not be trusted with control of the US Senate. Some other moderate Republicans are going to go down for the same reason, although Chaffee was much more than a “moderate Republican.” He was an insightful politician/decent human being trapped in a Republican Party Abraham Lincoln would not recognize (but Teddy Roosevelt, who liked war, would in part, but not its tongue-in-their-asses adulation of corporations).
Adam’s cartoon is dead on, utterly appropriate, and there is nothing comparable in Obama’s campaign to these beyond-the-pale tactics by Hillary. She debased the Democratic primary in ways I could never have imagined of someone of her stature. I cannot remember a post-racist national Democrat doing anything as abominable. But she has ultimately done the gravest harm to herself, which is a damned shame, considering all the noble things she has done/causes she has championed.
Everybody, repeat after me, and enjoy how it rolls off the tongue and leaves a most pleasant after taste: President Obama.
You know, I used to consider myself an environmentalist, pro-Earth and all, but I am reconsidering. This Earth lady is not very nice at all. Why should I be nice to someone who has killed 40,000+ in the last week?
The other thing, Paul, and welcome here, characterizing a political position is one thing here. Characterizing a poster is another. We think of ourselves as family here and you are certainly invited. But we know Dave, we love Dave, and he is not an ass. Think of us sitting around the kitchen table….
Potluck in Duluth this weekend in honor of my daughter’s graduation from college, if you are interested. Most of the snow has melted (this is not a joke).
Dave is not as ass, but he has one, and it’s nice.
President Obama, President Obama, President Obama.
Works for me.
Dan, thanks. By the way, I do believe this the first time I’ve been called a “rude ass” by a guy who also used the phrase “titty-fuck” … I’m not passing judgment, just making an observation.
Still, it’s nice to know my “rude ass” reputation is intact.
As for generally “ethical” campaigns that were successful, I might even throw in Bill Clinton’s. I may be forgetting something, but don’t recall any Rovery or other knavery there. I guess that would tend to show the difference between his appeal as a candidate and his wife’s.
Jon,
I remember it the same way you do. Thanks for the reminder. My dad, who was 84 at the time, and who looked to me to help him sort through the candidates, but most definitely still had a mind of his own (and a lovable one, at that), was so impressed with Bill Clinton’s campaign that he made a $50 donation on his own, and told me about it later, and quite proudly. To my knowledge, Dad had never before been moved to make a donation to a presidential candidate, although he voted.
The key to Bill Clinton was the message. No Rovian tactics, no underhanded, back-stabbing BS. It was the message. Seems to me, he forgot that along the way.
Jim, point taken. I was just commenting on what appeared to be some kind of moral outrage going on in the killing fields when the machetes are in full swing.
I generally, like most people, leave that up to the “never again” historians, so they have something to do.
Personally, I think it’s not “fair play” to be telling Hillary to quit. It’s unreasonable, an unlikely, so why keep bringing it up?
I believe if dems have a problem with it, they should reorganize their own game of nominating people so it’s not such a drawn out affair, but then again, maybe it suits dems political purposes in the long run, and look at me moralizing in circles, and I’m going to make fun of me soon if I don’t stop it.
To Dave, one response was enough, but… you just had to go back for one more, didn’t you? “oh wait. I notice Paul’s ass somewhat bruised, but quite fully kicked. Let’s fix that right now…”
All I can say is I can empathize with your chagrine when you noticed that someone who used the term “tittyfuck” was lecturing you on social propriety, but just think how I felt when I was given a heads up on hypocrisy by an admitted practicing attorney.
So maybe we can come together in our pain.
There’s that “all lawyers are evil” thing again. Just once, I’d like all you clever lawyer-haters to wake up in a world without us. Without any means to vindicate your rights; without anyone to defend you if you’re wrongly accused of a crime; without anyone to go to bat for you when the bank tries to foreclose on your house, or the insurance company denies your claims, or the doctor amputates the wrong leg. You think those things don’t happen, or they won’t ever happen to you? Don’t be too sure. You’d be amazed at what I’ve seen some 21 years in the law biz.
For what it’s worth, and it ain’t much, my clients are predominantly African American, Latino, or working class white folks, with a few small business owners here and there. I don’t do PI work, divorce or med mal; nor do I represent Fortune 500 companies. I’d hazard a guess that most folks who comment here make at least as much, if not more, money than I do in an average year, and that’s just fine with me. As long as my 13 year old Saturn starts in the morning, I’ve got no complaints.
You know, I could care less if people think all lawyers are hypocrites, or charlatans, or thieves. But it was lawyers who wrote the damn Constitution and Bill of Rights, while our friends in the medical profession were still letting blood to cure the common cold. So, if your asking me to be ashamed of the profession of Abraham Lincoln, Clarence Darrow, Thurgood Marshall and, yes, Hillary Clinton, too … well, don’t hold your breath.
I’ve got to add the fact that I don’t like lawyer jokes. While there are some lawyers who deserve those jokes, I have three lawyers who are friends and one who is a close acquaintance, and the political figures I have known, associated with in campaigns, and admired for their integrity and honesty, have all been lawyers. Teachers, lawyers, elected officials, and bureaucrats are all in the main decent, hard-working, dedicated individuals, and all are essential to the well-being of this nation. As with policemen, when one of these people is a discredit, it hurts all of us, and not just in small ways.
I would also like to add that politics does not corrupt politicians. If they behave in a corrupt manner, they are just being who they always were, and noboby noticed. Because they wield so much power, they are under constant pressure by corrupters, of course, mostly the special intere$t$. But I don’t think corruption is the biggest problem. Misguided ideology is. Most of the damage done by the Bush administration is because of ideology. It just happens that they are apparently also one of the most corrupt administrations, or at least the softest on corruption on behalf of major corporate interests.
But Huey Long was also corrupt. But he wound up doing a great deal of good for LSU and for the public schoolchildren of Louisiana because his ideology was New Deal, and because he taxed the shit out of oil interests in Louisiana, along with the reminder that if they didn’t like it, they could go fuck themselves. Would that he had not been corrupt, because it proved his undoing. But the good folks of Louisiana benefitted from his ideology. The good folks of the United States have been royally screwed by Bush’s ideology.
Do not ask me how I got from point A to point Z in this one. I have no idea. But I do love to take an occasional ride on a train of [semi]consciousness.
Dave. I know you won’t believe me when I apologize if you took personal offense. I was just making an easy joke.
David, you made a lot of good points regarding corrupt politicians, and why lord acton said “great men are almost always bad men.”
It has created the eternal discourse between people who like omelettes and people who hate breaking eggs.
Often, in America, they’re one and the same, which is why I believe a lot of political “debates” are retarded ones.
Good rants by all, anyway.
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64 comments
Boomer
May 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm
1Kinda sad, ain’t it? Thanks for the photos. Hillary certainly does favor her red power suits, doesn’t she?
Zee Man
May 8, 2008 at 4:59 pm
2Phototoons? I love phototoons! Maybe the April caption could have been “Of course, I would’ve walked right out of that mosque!” Hillary is running out of time. She can’t be blowing set-ups like that and still hope to win the valuable super delegate votes.
Dave von Ebers
May 8, 2008 at 5:59 pm
3So here’s my question. When the dust settles and Obama’s the nominee, how long will it take Hillary and Bill Clinton to come back to the Democratic party? And when the come back, will they be welcomed back?
Because it sure seems to me, they’re moving farther and farther away from every constituency that makes up the Democratic party’s big tent … except, of course, for the “white folks without college degrees.”
Funny, but every time Sen. Clinton talks about bringing people into the “coalition” — that is, the coalition only she can lead — she seems to go out of her way to insult those of us who are already part of the coalition.
Oh, and another thing … did I use too much italics?
Becca (and Brian)
May 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm
4Listening to NPR today they were talking about her recent argument that only she can bring the “hard working white folks”. While I would certainly not ever try to say that spending 12 hours tied to a laptop could be compared to the exhaustion and difficulty of intense manual labor day in and day out, I still kind of resent the implication that because I have a college degree and a masters degree and happen to work with ideas I’m not a “real American” or a hard worker. (I must have missed something during all those years of 60-100 hour work weeks)
- to be clear… i think the manual worker with HS education is ALSO a real American. I just think my opportunity to have further education and then make use of it should not disqualify me.
SeattleDan
May 8, 2008 at 10:45 pm
5Becca, it’s the false distinction between mental labor and physical labor…those who work with their minds and those who work with their hands. Both are noble. And neither needs apologies. And it is the distinction that has really divided us through the years. We need to tear down that wall.
Becca (and Brian)
May 9, 2008 at 5:31 am
6and, um, Adam? Wouldn’t it be “only John McCain or I can keep us safe”?
sorry…you can take the girl out of the editor position, but, you know
It's Pat!
May 9, 2008 at 7:23 am
7Obviously she considers the Reagan Democrats the swing vote. Maybe they are. I think once she backs out and BHO is the “presumptive nominee” (what a handle), then attention can be focused where it belongs - on McCain and his pandering for votes by leaning over the right edge.
Then it wil get real interesting - the race card will be used extensively for those swing voters. Young people and old curmudgeons (me) are in BHO’s bag. Oh, and George McGovern. He all but guaranteed a Democratic victory on As it Happens last night.
tim
May 9, 2008 at 7:24 am
8I agree. I, too, am a hard-working American! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to check out a few more websites and then I’m taking some comp time this afternoon. Come on, Hillary, Barack, and John, which one of you wants to claim me? No shoving!
Anonymous Mother of All Felbers
May 9, 2008 at 8:39 am
9Go Tim!!
I have never ever been an “Undecided” before.
I am now!
Wow. What freedom it gives me. When I was young I was so decided I picketed and put bumper stickers on my forehead, and caused arguments, everywhere.
Mind, I’m not an old curmedgeon, although I grant that would be fun.
No, but now that I’m older and wiser and filled with rage, I can be utterly free to assess the candidates - when I’m not being white and hard working, that is
(I didn’t say I was happier.)
Dave von Ebers
May 9, 2008 at 8:47 am
10Becca and/or Brian … I couldn’t agree more. What really chaps my ass is how people assume that those of us who went to college and beyond somehow lucked into it. With apologies to the great John Hiatt, I’ve always been pissed off by that “I didn’t go to college ’cause I didn’t have the luck” attitude. Luck had not a damn thing to do with it. I worked my tail off in high school to get to college, while a lot of my peers couldn’t be bothered. And I worked my tail off in college to get to law school. Drank my tail off, too; but that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Oh, and guess what? Having not been born to rich parents in Park Ridge, Illinois, I had to pay my own freakin’ way all the way through. My folks were both teachers, and we didn’t have two nickels to rub together, so every thing was a struggle. At one point in college I worked three separate jobs and held down a full class schedule just to pay the bills. I graduated college in 3 years because the money and the financial aid just plain ran out (thank you very much Ronald Reagan and former Ill. Gov. Jim Thompson). I got as many credits as I could so I could get my diploma before the well ran dry. I’m not saying that to brag; I’d have given anything to have one more year as an undergrad!
Anyway, sometimes I think I knew more about “hard work” by the time I was 21 than HRC will ever know.
So, I got no bone to pick with those who took a different path. Sometimes - often times - I wonder if I shouldn’t have done the same. But, fer Chrissakes, don’t tell me I “lucked” into college, or I got there just because I belonged to some elite group, or that life has been easy since then.
Sorry for the rant; it’s just been a sore spot for me for, oh, 25-odd-years or so …
JM
May 9, 2008 at 9:11 am
11Hey, sorry to crash the mockery party, but this is a pretty cheeky way to decry supposed negative campaigning, don’t you think? I guess somehow now that the you feel comfortable that BHO has the nomination tied up, it’s suddenly okay to take a few cheap schoolyard shots (most of which are embellished beyond recognition, by the way). After months of Barackomaniac cries for party unity, you might want to keep in mind that no matter how this primary process ends, it’s going to be something damn near a split decision with a hell of a lot of folks whose votes the Democratic nominee will need in November having thoughfully, and often passionately, supported Clinton. If you truly believe the nomination process is over, then isn’t it time to start playing nice?
I voted for Clinton and I will certainly not hesitate to vote for Obama in November if he is the nominee. What I want even less than I want to see Obama lose the election, though, is to hear the Barackomaniac chorus blaming Clinton for the loss — undoubtedly illustrating their point through witty cartoons like this one.
Julia
May 9, 2008 at 10:05 am
12After all, if Hillary Clinton had that much influence over voters, wouldn’t SHE be the one everyone is lining up behind?
Dave von Ebers
May 9, 2008 at 10:39 am
13JM … please. If anything, most of us have gone awfully easy on HRC over the past few months while she’s gone increasingly negative. If she gets flack for being negative, neither she nor her supporters are in any position to complain. Now who can’t take the heat, huh?
All this nonsense about “hard working white people” is calculated and its offensive. If she’s gonna engage in tactics like that, she, and her supporters, oughta have thicker skin …
Legitimate criticism isn’t “negative campaigning”; pandering to the far right and engaging in subtle (and not so subtle) racism … now that’s negative.
Murray
May 9, 2008 at 10:55 am
14I think that the rhetoric from the Clinton Camp is starting to sound more conciliatory. She may be a fighter but she can still read the writing on the wall, and she is not Ralph Nader who is the only person in America who thinks he didn’t cost Al the election.
I also think that Barack’s focus will head towards McCain now that Hillary’s bid is virtually out of reach. (Of course if videos of BHO burning a Bible in a Mosque to the tune of “God Damn America”, and laughing at bitter common people surfaces, well,,, that’s why we have super delegates).
Bryan T.
May 9, 2008 at 11:16 am
15That was awesome. Very insightful. And I enjoyed the special visuals too.
JM
May 9, 2008 at 11:32 am
16Dave,
First off, my comments were directed to Adam’s cartoon, not to your mutual-admiration-society debate about who is more hard working and noble.
Second, I did not mean to sound as if I was taking offense at the cartoon. I was simply suggesting that it, and its ilk, are not a particularly effective means to achieve the puported goal of getting BHO elected, and seem designed more to setting up for a scape-goat for loss in November rather an effort to avoid a loss in November.
Your comments, and Adam’s cartoon for that matter, make appear that if you and the BHO crew were going “awfully easy on HRC over the past few months,” it was nothing more than a tactic to paint HRC as the horrible “negative” one. Again, once you think the process is over, you take the gloves off.
Well, guess what, the process isn’t over and it won’t be over at the convention in August either. It’s simple math that the Democrats can’t win the White House without the support of all those voters who came out in support of HRC and all those voters who came out in support of BHO.
It’s not about thick skin, it’s about practicality.
Dave von Ebers
May 9, 2008 at 12:39 pm
17Oh, good lord. Spare me the hard nosed “practicality” nonsense. Have you any idea how tiresome it is to listen to the Clintons tell us how practical and pragmatic they are? How Obama and his supporters are just a bunch of doe-eyed idealists who don’t know anything about The Real World?
Please.
These days, the Clintons wouldn’t know practicality if it bit ‘em in the rear end. Practicality would suggest that Hillary Clinton stop tilting at windmills and get behind the one who’s all but won this thing. If she were practical, she would seriously consider dropping out now. If she were practical, she’d be concerned about building that “coalition” for the benefit of the person who’s going to win the nomination, not alienating crucial elements of the same coalition … for what?
Unless “practical,” to the Clintons, means only one thing: That it’s Hillary or nobody. In which case, she’s got that “practicality” thing pretty much nailed.
So, yeah, it is about thin skin, ask me.
JM
May 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm
18Dave — Talk about thin skin. Do you hear yourself?
My comments had absolutely nothing to do with whether HRC is being practical in continuing her campaign. Nor did I suggest that BHO supporters were being impractical by supporting BHO. I’d be more than happy to have either of those debates with you if you’d like.
My comments concerned the very limited issue of whether it makes sense — and is practical — for BHO supporters to take the kind of shots at HRC evidenced by Adam’s cartoon. Your position seems to be “hell, yeah, HRC has been horribly devisive, so it’s only fair to give it right back to her.” I am suggesting that you may want to consider that if it was so horrible and devisive for HRC to take what you consider to be cheap shots at BHO — because it will so undermine the party’s chances in November — then perhaps, just perhaps, it would be just as unproductive to take cheap shots at her.
Is it only devisive and counterproductive to take cheap shots at the candidate who seems to have garnered the support of slightly more that half the party, but not at all divisive and counterproductive to take shots at the candidate who seems to have garnered the support of slightly less than the other half of the party?
Dave von Ebers
May 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
19You know, there’s just not enough time in the day to cover all this unintended irony …
hedera
May 9, 2008 at 3:09 pm
20David Sirota’s column today, “Acknowledging the Race Chasm”, had an extremely interesting discussion on this. (The S.F. Chronicle publishes him from time to time.)
I’m beginning to get the depressing feeling that, no matter who wins this, we the people lose, since if BHO wins, we must be incurable misogynists, while if HRC wins, we are clearly incurable racists (Mr. Sirota would agree with this one). And of course if John McCain wins, everyone else loses.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
May 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
21As an Oregonian, I personally agree with the portion of JM’s argument that the voting cycle to nominate the candidate should continue to play out…at least until our upcoming primary. Then HRC can drop out. Sorry Guam.
David
May 9, 2008 at 4:34 pm
22Hillary will come back to her senses and help Obama win the general election. She went off the deep end in her ever more desperate attempt to win the nomination, a nomination she believed she deserved. But the godawful things she said were going to be said by the McCain campaign in the general election, so I still suspect two purposes were served: those things are now old news, so unless they actually have some kind of enduring traction, they will be less of a problem in the general election; and Obama got a chance to respond to them, and deal with his personal distress because of them, before the general election. The greatest damage is what Hillary did to herself, and to the kind of broad tent the Democratic Party actually is. That she would attempt to set core constituencies against each other is pretty appalling. And what a shame that what should be a remarkable positive, that a black and a woman could be the two finalists for the Democratic nomination in an election the Democrats will win, has become an acrimonious divider.
First thing I would like Obama supporters who said they would not vote for Hillary if she were the nominee to do is send a note of apology to Hillary. The supporters of the nominee need to set the tone. Then I would look for reciprocity from the Clinton supporters who swear they will not vote for Obama. They don’t need to send apologies. They just need to vote for Obama. Hillary probably holds the key to what a lot of her angry supporters will do.
In the general election, John McCain will mostly self-destruct, while Obama will inspire. This will be a general election for the ages, even though the media would likely prefer to continue to reduce it to a freak show.
My choice: Obama/Richardson, although Janet Napolitano is an intriguing possibility. Hillary is too prominent to be a vp. If she were going to be in the administration, it would need to be as secretary of state or, to smash a glass ceiling, secretary of defense. Otherwise, I think either back to the Senate as majority whip or, and I really like this idea, onto the Supreme Court. I would love to watch her take Antonin Scalia’s sorry ass apart and serve it at a barbecue. She is a formidable personality, knows the Constitution, and would be free from some of the shitbrained triangulation she was guilty of, especially regarding the Iraq Warcrime. She would rise to the stature of SCOTUS,
unlike the silly-assed Federalist Society egomaniacs and their sadly unenlightened black colleague.
But first she must do everything in her power to undo the damage she has done, for her own sake and for the stature of the Democratic Party. She won’t cause Obama to lose. She can’t. But she can help add to the margin of his victory. I’m looking for a 53-47 spread at this point, but I would love to see 57-43. And I look for both North Carolina and Virginia to wind up in the D column this time. I have trouble imagining Ohio not being a D win. There has been a significant shift in Ohio politics.
Do not hang your heads, Democrats. You are poised to be winners, which means America is finally poised to be a winner again.
gillian
May 9, 2008 at 6:38 pm
23JM, this is a political blog, but it’s also a humor blog. You remember humor, right? Adam’s captions for Hillary are quotes from the horse’s mouth. Maybe a chill pill is in order. Get well soon.
Meanwhile, let’s not forget who the real enemy is.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions/cartoonsandvideos/toles_ main.html?name=Toles&date=05092008&type=c
Adam Felber
May 9, 2008 at 9:45 pm
24A couple o’ points here.
Becca - though as a lifelong stickler I feel your pain, as a writer of dialog I have to go with what sounds natural and makes the best sense. I didn’t want Hillary mentioning McCain before herself, and of all the alternatives… well, you get the idea.
JM - I’m not sure my point came across to you, but then again, that’s the risk we take with satire. Anyway, I’m not trying to take potshots at Hillary - I just think that after several months of engaging in pretty harsh demonization of her opponent, to point to the fact that it WORKED among her supporters is both obvious and cheap.
Perhaps I should have linked a few articles, but Hillary’s surrogates were out there on Tuesday and Wednesday pointing to polls which show that her supporters are less likely to vote for Obama than Obama’s supporters are to vote for her. That’s a little gross.
In other words, I don’t see this shot as “cheap.” I see it as constructive. And funny? Maybe?
I look at the campaign, and most every Clinton gaffe has been dismissed by Obama as a distraction. [witness how he dismissed the Bosnia lie at the last debate, just moments before Hillary jumped in to mention Louis Farrakhan] Instead, he attacks her policies, like the gas tax holiday. Meanwhile, Clinton assails the pastor, the absurd “elitist” controversy, and even the motherfucking Weather Underground “link.” Forgive me for saying so, but if Hillary’s supporters believe her, no WONDER a lot won’t vote for Obama.
Clearly, you’re more enlightened and will vote for Obama. But polls show that not every Clinton supporter IS. And that galls me. At this point, to me, the ONLY way for us to achieve party unity is to acknowledge that Hillary, while a good candidate, went a little out of bounds in the heat of the campaign. Hopefully, she’ll say so herself at some point, but I’m not holding my breath.
SallyMutant
May 9, 2008 at 11:08 pm
25JM, we’re not all ‘Bamaniacs here. Before Adam declared for Barak, he had posts on media unfairness to Hill, and there have been many comments from FanApppers who are strongly for Hillary. (Not as many lately; hope that’s ’cause we convinced rather than discouraged them; but unconvinced Hillaristas, please keep commenting.)
And, Mr. JM, please note Gillian: “. . . humor, right?” Funny, civil, grammatical, political–in no special order– that’s the FanAp ideal. But funny is the biggie. And Gillian brings the link funnies, so heed her.
Dave, I see you and Barak are beginning to think beyond the nomination contest. He’s addressing his positions versus McCain’s. Mr. Mutant and I just today discussed what plum should go to Hill and who would be a good VP. We decided on Hill for Attorney Gen. –it wouldn’t be just a peace offering. ’cause she’s qualified. But I’m liking your Supremes idea.
Is Napolitano N MX? We tried to think of girls from the south or the west for VP (Balance the ticket. Electability. Pragmatism. I feel like a realtor–Location, Location, Location.) We regretted that Pat Schroeder’s probably as old as McCain and wrote an article about how she quit politics in disgust about 15 years ago, then we got on a zombie TX tangent–Barbara Jordan, Ann Richards. We’ve got good dead people in TX.
SallyMutant
May 9, 2008 at 11:19 pm
26Wow. While I was composing my comment, Adam said Motherfucker. Let’s see if Fanny is like the “Shut Your Mouth” girls in the song Shaft and blocks me. MoFo or not Adam’s reply was necessary.
Boomer
May 10, 2008 at 4:45 am
27If anyone out there gets Hillary’s cell number, please let us know. I want to start calling her at 3 AM - just to make sure she’s sleeping well, you understand. We at FA care, dammit!
Harold
May 10, 2008 at 7:21 am
28Adam, now can we see some foto funnies of Barack and his minions demonizing Hillary? There’s a lot of material you can draw from.
How about some wacky stuff showing how Barack has shot himself in the foot over and over again with stuff that was naive, dumb, and unwise, demonstrating questionable judgement over and over again in things he has said and ways he has dealt with issues that later blew up in his face?
Adam Felber
May 10, 2008 at 12:01 pm
29Harold: No. I’m not going to make those comics because I don’t agree with your premise. I’m sorry if you were offended.
I don’t think the “demonizing” you mention was even close to that coming out of Hillary and her camp, which is why I posted this in the first place. Most of Obama’s criticisms of Hillary, while slanted (sometimes grossly), were largely about issues.
If you believe that this Reverend Wright “controversy” is a worthy topic for discussion and that Hillary and her people were justified in bringing it up again and again and again, if you believe the public statement that McCain was more ready to be President than Obama was “fair game” and not a betrayal of party and principle… then clearly you don’t see anything wrong with Hillary’s campaign and obviously there’s not much difference between hers and Obama’s.
But I do. I spent the last three months completely mired in this stuff, reading every press release, watching every available stump speech, seeing every talking point that both of their surrogates churned out. It was my job. And honestly, the Clinton “kitchen sink” stuff was relentless and disgusting. Even longtime, die-hard Hillary supporters in my office found it gross, and some stopped supporting her specifically because of the campaign she was running.
I return to the Reverend Wright thing again and again because I find it gallingly similar to the Monica Lewinsky thing. It’s irrelevant and ferreted out by the opposition and yet suddenly those who want to smack the guy start raising it to the level of a Major Offense by throwing around terms like “character” and “judgment” and pointing to his REACTION to this mountain of absurdity as evidence of his weaknesses. “See? He has an inadequate and dumb response to the sheer utter bullshit we’re tossing at him! What kind of a leader is that?”
Of course, Bill Clinton cheated on his wife in the Oval Office and then lied about it. That shouldn’t be an impeachable offense. In fact, he should never have HAD to testify about it. But it was, clearly, a somewhat questionable act. Obama’s “sin” in this “scandal” was a failure to distance himself from a man who - up until a few months ago - was one of our nation’s most powerful and respected preachers.
I’m not saying that Wright hasn’t run off the rails in recent days. But Hillary’s gleeful embrace of this new rule that somehow a candidate is accountable for his (former) pastor’s views… even when HILLARY’S former pastor has jumped to defend Wright… to me, that’s emblematic of the gross, take-no-prisoners approach to politics that should be reserved for actual enemies.
And then, the gas tax holiday thing. I won’t belabor it here (unless someone wants me to), but for me, that was the last straw: As a campaigner, Hillary had gone beyond the pale, proposing actual POLICY that she knew to be harmful to America for short-term gain.
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Again, I was turned off of Hillary by her tactics, but still consider her a worthy candidate (if a dirty fighter). But if you see symmetry between her campaign and Obama’s, I simply don’t agree.
Zee Man
May 10, 2008 at 12:21 pm
30Damn, Adam, at the risk of sounding like our president, funny is hard work. Ain’t it?
just plain Jack
May 10, 2008 at 12:30 pm
31Zee Man, I’m having a hard time with the April caption myself. If she had said “Of course, I would have walked right out of that marriage”, I would have had to throw something at my TV. Something soft, but I would have thrown it really hard.
just plain Jack
May 10, 2008 at 12:32 pm
32Oops, Zee Man, looks like I just missed you. Good point though, funny is hard work.
Samuel
May 10, 2008 at 2:21 pm
33Since I’ve been promoted to the position of Deputy Economics Chief for the McCain 2008 Campaign, I’ve been advising the campaign to resist releasing Cindy McCain’s financial information to the press. I told them doing that shows that John McCain is a true maverick. Their eyes really lit up with that one. I said I knew what I was talking about because I went to the Wharton School of Business, which is technically true. I once stopped by the student center there and took a whiz, so I did go there. I also took an ipod from the boy in the second stall, but he was in no condition to chase after me.
Paul
May 10, 2008 at 4:07 pm
34Adam:
“If you believe that this Reverend Wright “controversy” is a worthy topic for discussion and that Hillary and her people were justified in bringing it up again and again and again, if you believe the public statement that McCain was more ready to be President than Obama was “fair game” and not a betrayal of party and principle… then clearly you don’t see anything wrong with Hillary’s campaign and obviously there’s not much difference between hers and Obama’s.”
I’d hate to have to sit and watch a National Geographic documentary with you. The constant cries of moral outrage as you watch lion’s taking out baby gazelle’s, sharks grabbing sea lions without provocation, would definitely put a sog on my popcorn.
Can anyone give me some examples of an “ethical” presidential campaign, where most everyone agreed that a candidate didn’t “cross the line,” who went on to win?
I guess someone might identify one, maybe, but it doesn’t seem like a general rule, that if breached, calls for moral repetitive outrage. The “Hillary is too aggressive” motif has been done. We get it. Move on.
I see JM’s point, and appreciate it. Too bad people like Dave had to be a rude ass.
Tina
May 10, 2008 at 4:36 pm
35Paul, I can think of an “ethical” presidential campaign, where most everyone agreed that a candidate didn’t “cross the line,” who went on to win?. How ’bout this one, bubbie? Obama’s qualifies as “ethical” and won’t “cross the line”. And he’s going to win.
Look, by Dave’s own admission, he’s a lawyer, but he probably has a good side ….. somewhere……maybe. But I definitely think it’s rude on your part to call him an ass.
Tina
May 10, 2008 at 4:45 pm
36And I think I’d enjoy watching a NatGeo documentary with Adam. He’d put Mystery Science Theater 3K to shame, no doubt. “The constant cries” would be coming from me, begging him to “stop with the comedy!”, lest I wet myself.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
May 10, 2008 at 10:30 pm
37*Good* call Paul, comparing dirty politics to instinctive behavior among prey and predator in the animal world. Yeah, that’s not a straw man argument at all.
In case you haven’t noticed, those tactics are why a lot of us are supporting Senator Obama. He is trying to prove that one can run a relatively clean campaign. Case in point is the debacle of the ABC debates where he dismissed the references to Hillary’s Bosnia sniper fire as distractions from the issues. Wow, a candidate calling bullshit even when that bullshit is about bull spouted by their rival.
SallyMutant
May 11, 2008 at 12:28 am
38Wha? Adam cleaned up comment comment 24 but Fanny left comment 26 intact? So now I look more whacko than usual. 26 should have gone down the memory hole once 24 was edited. You’re fired, Fanny/Winston.
Let’s all put politics aside to note that “. . . sog on my popcorn” is a very good line.
Harold
May 11, 2008 at 5:47 am
39Fanny should be fired. The “Yes, it’s true…” post is getting filled up with spam link-comments from randomly-generated usernames. Adam? Somebody?
gillian
May 11, 2008 at 6:05 am
40Harold, I think Fanny is out having her nails done. No not her claws, the nails driven into her skull that they attach the electrodes to. Those nails - maybe she’ll do better after that. One certainly hopes.
Paul
May 11, 2008 at 10:19 am
41Tina, you’re smarmy. I like you.
Jim… my opinion in the form of an analogy hardly qualifies as a “straw man” argument.
Politics is a brutal enterprise. It always have been (you should read up on the nasty things said by Washington’s “peers” while he was busy saving the country), and Mr. Obama is not going to make your wishes for intelligent, informed dialectics in the politial process come true. You can shame all you want, it doesn’t work.
Shaming a politician is like trying to shame a hooker.
Go out on a street corner, find a hooker and try to shame him/her into giving up his/her hooking ways.
Call Ickes and tell him what a shit he is.
They’ll both respond the same. They’ll point and laugh at your crotch, and suggest you have sex with yourself in some way.
You can’t shame committed pundits either. Their job depends on them having an opinion they’ve turned into a brand.
If I tune into Colbert, Stewart, Mahr, Huffington, Drudge, I know beforehand what I’m going to get. I like that because I’m lazy. They cater to my needs. That’s fine marketing on their part. Sales. Politics.
Osama is selling “earth shoes.” He’s changing the way we walk. The way we were meant to walk, and that’s fine. But he’s not going to change the shoe business. It’s only going to make some active and retired hippies happy, and re-emphasize amongst themselves that jesus is magic, karma is an active force, and the times they are a-changin’.
But then someone’s going to invent a pair of Nike’s with tits, and “earth shoes” will become a distant memory, because let’s face it. Earth shoes makes me walk the way nature intended, but I can’t titty-fuck them, now can I?
Such is the shoe business, and politics.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
May 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm
42Paul,
For me and many voters, it’s not about shaming the politicians who use dirty tactics or the pundits that push those agendas; it’s about supporting and voting for someone who elevates the discourse. I don’t see that as “selling earth shoes” or merely pandering to “active and retired hippies.”
It’s, as I said before, calling bullshit when you see it, even when that bullshit is directed at your opponent. It’s about not only speaking to us like adults, it’s about recognizing that one can appeal to our sense of reason instead of relying on provocation of our knee-jerk reactions.
I’m a bit of a history buff so I’m well aware of mudslinging during prior campaigns. I’m also aware that in every election cycle “dirty politics” is always at or near the top of the list of voter turnoffs. By dirty politics, I mean innuendo, outright fabrications, voter caging, push polls, baseless ad hominem attacks, misrepresenting a candidate’s positions, and on and on. But remember, spotlighting a candidate’s or pundits’ or other media’s dissembling is not dirty politics.
I don’t think Senator Obama walks on water, and he wasn’t my first choice at the beginning of the race, but this race has sparked a level of voter involvement that I’ve never witnessed in a primary cycle. I would speculate that this level wouldn’t exist if the race we’re between HRC and one of the prior democratic candidates.
I’ve been cynical about politics for as long as I can remember, but for the first time in a long time, it’s not about getting rid of the lout that’s become entrenched in his or her position of power, or choosing between two candidates based on which one will give fewer turns to the screwing-over. It’s about supporting someone because I believe he will be the most able to energize the citizenry to progress.
Jake
May 11, 2008 at 3:44 pm
43My take on the political situation we find ourselves in today is, we don’t need a faultless leader, but someone in office with a clear vision of what needs to be done, someone who can inspire Americans to turn off their TV’s and get to it.
Pope Benny 16
May 11, 2008 at 6:34 pm
44Yeah? Well I call it incarceration! I’ve got to get word to Father Guido. Maybe Cardinal Bernie Law will visit me again, down here in my cell. I’ve got plenty on him, plus he’s one of God’s dumber creatures. Maybe Cardinal Bernie can get word to Guido. Actually, it’s worked out well that Guido didn’t crush Bernie with the PopeMobile during that near tragic oil change. Maybe Bernie’s my way out of this cold dark slammer. I love life. It’s chocked full of delicious ironies.
Aunt Sam
May 12, 2008 at 9:58 am
45Paul~
In post 41, either accidentally or on purpose, you refer to Barack Obama as “Osama”. This gives me all the information I need regarding your ability to reason & create cogent arguments.
cooper
May 12, 2008 at 5:20 pm
46David, I thought you might enjoy this one, having been in the trade for a while.
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=61699
gillian
May 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm
47I just hope that Home Depot doesn’t sue. I also hope the photos in the first panel are fake. Please God!
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2008/05/13/tomo/
Jim (OJNTNJ)
May 12, 2008 at 5:48 pm
48Coop, are you telling us that David, OUR DAVID, is a wizard? I knew he’s a whiz at grounding us when we tend to rant, but…wow, just wow.
I assume he’s in Dumbledore’s corner rather than Voldemort’s.
David
May 12, 2008 at 7:34 pm
49cooper,
I’m telling you, the Florida Christo-fascist Republican Party is a malignancy that is metasticizing throughout every area of public service. It’s hard to imagine that a scant 7 years ago, Al Gore was able to garner more votes in Florida, in spite of a massive voter disenfranchisement initiative by Jeb Bush and a fucked up ballot in Broward County that produced the Jews-for-Buchanan phenomenon, than did the piss ant now occupying the White House. It all started in 1998, when Jeb Bush defeated a man who would have been an incredible governor, Buddy MacKay.
My favorite Jebbie appointees to the Florida Supreme Court are a grandson of Battista (yes, that Battista) and a bozo from the Florida Panhandle who won a God in Government award, which fact he proudly references on his state government website.
Oh, Acronym Jim, would that I were a wizard. The motherfuckers I would make disappear would be the political version of the cleansing of the Augean Stables.
Paul,
Your all-encompassing description of politicians is incorrect. It is a reprehensible aspect of electoral life, but it is not all-encompassing, and it is not definitive of the winners as opposed to the losers. I have worked a couple of elections in reasonable proximity to the candidates, and your generalization is simply not universally valid. It has, however, been pretty universally true of Republicans in recent elections. That is why Hillary is seen as so Republican-like in some of her actions.
A Republican who defies your description is Lincoln Chaffee, who lost only because Rhode Island voters understood that the Republican Party could not be trusted with control of the US Senate. Some other moderate Republicans are going to go down for the same reason, although Chaffee was much more than a “moderate Republican.” He was an insightful politician/decent human being trapped in a Republican Party Abraham Lincoln would not recognize (but Teddy Roosevelt, who liked war, would in part, but not its tongue-in-their-asses adulation of corporations).
Adam’s cartoon is dead on, utterly appropriate, and there is nothing comparable in Obama’s campaign to these beyond-the-pale tactics by Hillary. She debased the Democratic primary in ways I could never have imagined of someone of her stature. I cannot remember a post-racist national Democrat doing anything as abominable. But she has ultimately done the gravest harm to herself, which is a damned shame, considering all the noble things she has done/causes she has championed.
Everybody, repeat after me, and enjoy how it rolls off the tongue and leaves a most pleasant after taste: President Obama.
Dale
May 12, 2008 at 8:28 pm
50You know, I used to consider myself an environmentalist, pro-Earth and all, but I am reconsidering. This Earth lady is not very nice at all. Why should I be nice to someone who has killed 40,000+ in the last week?
SeattleDan
May 12, 2008 at 9:47 pm
51The other thing, Paul, and welcome here, characterizing a political position is one thing here. Characterizing a poster is another. We think of ourselves as family here and you are certainly invited. But we know Dave, we love Dave, and he is not an ass. Think of us sitting around the kitchen table….
Zee Man
May 13, 2008 at 4:04 am
52Yeah, Paul, sitting around the kitchen table, with the knives safely locked away.
It's Pat!
May 13, 2008 at 8:08 am
53Potluck in Duluth this weekend in honor of my daughter’s graduation from college, if you are interested. Most of the snow has melted (this is not a joke).
Dave is not as ass, but he has one, and it’s nice.
President Obama, President Obama, President Obama.
Works for me.
Dave von Ebers
May 13, 2008 at 9:12 am
54Dan, thanks. By the way, I do believe this the first time I’ve been called a “rude ass” by a guy who also used the phrase “titty-fuck” … I’m not passing judgment, just making an observation.
Still, it’s nice to know my “rude ass” reputation is intact.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
May 13, 2008 at 11:39 am
55Dave, in conjunction with breast enhanced Nike shoes no less…ditto on that “just an observation” thing.
Dave von Ebers
May 13, 2008 at 12:17 pm
56Jim, I’ve heard of foot fetishes, but never breast-enhanced shoe fetishes.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
And, for what it’s worth, I meant no sarcasm there.
Jon
May 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
57As for generally “ethical” campaigns that were successful, I might even throw in Bill Clinton’s. I may be forgetting something, but don’t recall any Rovery or other knavery there. I guess that would tend to show the difference between his appeal as a candidate and his wife’s.
David
May 14, 2008 at 4:16 pm
58Jon,
I remember it the same way you do. Thanks for the reminder. My dad, who was 84 at the time, and who looked to me to help him sort through the candidates, but most definitely still had a mind of his own (and a lovable one, at that), was so impressed with Bill Clinton’s campaign that he made a $50 donation on his own, and told me about it later, and quite proudly. To my knowledge, Dad had never before been moved to make a donation to a presidential candidate, although he voted.
Dave von Ebers
May 14, 2008 at 6:11 pm
59The key to Bill Clinton was the message. No Rovian tactics, no underhanded, back-stabbing BS. It was the message. Seems to me, he forgot that along the way.
Paul
May 15, 2008 at 2:32 pm
60Jim, point taken. I was just commenting on what appeared to be some kind of moral outrage going on in the killing fields when the machetes are in full swing.
I generally, like most people, leave that up to the “never again” historians, so they have something to do.
Personally, I think it’s not “fair play” to be telling Hillary to quit. It’s unreasonable, an unlikely, so why keep bringing it up?
I believe if dems have a problem with it, they should reorganize their own game of nominating people so it’s not such a drawn out affair, but then again, maybe it suits dems political purposes in the long run, and look at me moralizing in circles, and I’m going to make fun of me soon if I don’t stop it.
To Dave, one response was enough, but… you just had to go back for one more, didn’t you? “oh wait. I notice Paul’s ass somewhat bruised, but quite fully kicked. Let’s fix that right now…”
All I can say is I can empathize with your chagrine when you noticed that someone who used the term “tittyfuck” was lecturing you on social propriety, but just think how I felt when I was given a heads up on hypocrisy by an admitted practicing attorney.
So maybe we can come together in our pain.
Dave von Ebers
May 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm
61Yeah, Paul. Sure.
There’s that “all lawyers are evil” thing again. Just once, I’d like all you clever lawyer-haters to wake up in a world without us. Without any means to vindicate your rights; without anyone to defend you if you’re wrongly accused of a crime; without anyone to go to bat for you when the bank tries to foreclose on your house, or the insurance company denies your claims, or the doctor amputates the wrong leg. You think those things don’t happen, or they won’t ever happen to you? Don’t be too sure. You’d be amazed at what I’ve seen some 21 years in the law biz.
For what it’s worth, and it ain’t much, my clients are predominantly African American, Latino, or working class white folks, with a few small business owners here and there. I don’t do PI work, divorce or med mal; nor do I represent Fortune 500 companies. I’d hazard a guess that most folks who comment here make at least as much, if not more, money than I do in an average year, and that’s just fine with me. As long as my 13 year old Saturn starts in the morning, I’ve got no complaints.
You know, I could care less if people think all lawyers are hypocrites, or charlatans, or thieves. But it was lawyers who wrote the damn Constitution and Bill of Rights, while our friends in the medical profession were still letting blood to cure the common cold. So, if your asking me to be ashamed of the profession of Abraham Lincoln, Clarence Darrow, Thurgood Marshall and, yes, Hillary Clinton, too … well, don’t hold your breath.
David
May 15, 2008 at 5:58 pm
62I’ve got to add the fact that I don’t like lawyer jokes. While there are some lawyers who deserve those jokes, I have three lawyers who are friends and one who is a close acquaintance, and the political figures I have known, associated with in campaigns, and admired for their integrity and honesty, have all been lawyers. Teachers, lawyers, elected officials, and bureaucrats are all in the main decent, hard-working, dedicated individuals, and all are essential to the well-being of this nation. As with policemen, when one of these people is a discredit, it hurts all of us, and not just in small ways.
I would also like to add that politics does not corrupt politicians. If they behave in a corrupt manner, they are just being who they always were, and noboby noticed. Because they wield so much power, they are under constant pressure by corrupters, of course, mostly the special intere$t$. But I don’t think corruption is the biggest problem. Misguided ideology is. Most of the damage done by the Bush administration is because of ideology. It just happens that they are apparently also one of the most corrupt administrations, or at least the softest on corruption on behalf of major corporate interests.
But Huey Long was also corrupt. But he wound up doing a great deal of good for LSU and for the public schoolchildren of Louisiana because his ideology was New Deal, and because he taxed the shit out of oil interests in Louisiana, along with the reminder that if they didn’t like it, they could go fuck themselves. Would that he had not been corrupt, because it proved his undoing. But the good folks of Louisiana benefitted from his ideology. The good folks of the United States have been royally screwed by Bush’s ideology.
Do not ask me how I got from point A to point Z in this one. I have no idea. But I do love to take an occasional ride on a train of [semi]consciousness.
David
May 15, 2008 at 6:00 pm
63Make that paddle my canoe up a stream of [semi]consciousness.
Paul
May 15, 2008 at 9:23 pm
64Dave. I know you won’t believe me when I apologize if you took personal offense. I was just making an easy joke.
David, you made a lot of good points regarding corrupt politicians, and why lord acton said “great men are almost always bad men.”
It has created the eternal discourse between people who like omelettes and people who hate breaking eggs.
Often, in America, they’re one and the same, which is why I believe a lot of political “debates” are retarded ones.
Good rants by all, anyway.