Now that “Real Time” is on hiatus, I’ll have some real time to spend around here. Because nothing gives you spare time like a baby.
For those of you who saw this week’s finale, that attack ad against the environment was my season’s swan song. Or… penguin song, really. Also, look for more of li’l ol’ me on “Wait Wait” (including this coming week), because nothing frees you up for travel like a baby.
Seriously, though, look for more posts-per-week in the coming days. Perhaps some blogging from Baz, who has some very innovative ideas about how this site could be improved. Also, I’m thinking of putting in a swimming pool.
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siobhan
April 27, 2008 at 10:50 am
1Glad to hear you’ll be doing more Wait Wait. It’s always fun, of course, but recent weeks have really cried out for that Felber angle on the news.
Jason
April 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm
2Good to hear that you’ll be trolling about here more oftne for the foreseeable future. Hopefully, you’ll get to come to my neck of the woods when “Wait Wait” comes to Schenectady, NY’s venerable Proctors Theatre a week from this coming Thursday.
It's Pat!
April 27, 2008 at 2:07 pm
3It’s snowing here. I was going to plant some trees, but it’s kind of hard when you are being blasted with slush. Gee Adam, why don’t you travel here?
Drew did ok on WWDTM this week, as did Korva. But I want you back!
Dee
April 27, 2008 at 3:59 pm
4A swimming pool? Here? I hope it’s one of those that has the steps and the sturdy banister because I’m too old for those ladders.
And I know it takes no time at all to upload baby pictures
Chris Harlan
April 27, 2008 at 6:38 pm
5A pool would be nice.
Chris Harlan
April 27, 2008 at 7:45 pm
6Spam?
Chris Harlan
April 27, 2008 at 7:45 pm
7Spam?
Chris Harlan
April 27, 2008 at 7:46 pm
8Sorry, didn’t mean that twice.
David
April 27, 2008 at 8:05 pm
9It’s the other filet mignon, the kind in the can, in Honolulu, Chris.
cooper
April 28, 2008 at 7:01 pm
10dee, you’re not too old for those ladders… Really!
However, Adam, if you’re putting in a pool, now would be the perfect time to consider a hot tub, which really is more attractive to us boomers.
Kjell Mikkelsen
April 28, 2008 at 7:26 pm
11Ja sure, Adam. And a sauna with Jøtul wood heater filled with good Norwegian wood!! And cedar chips! Oh, and those round granite stones from world famous Stavanger Fjord. You can have them flown in for only several thousand dollars, but it be worth it, ja!!
Chris Harlan
April 28, 2008 at 8:18 pm
12Spa-shma! I want a thirty foot water slide and a wave-making machine.
Hot Tub Tommy
April 29, 2008 at 8:19 am
13Yes! A hot tub! Then I could come join you guys. Wouldn’t that be fun?! But you’ve got to promise not to pee in the water!!!
piglet
April 29, 2008 at 10:18 am
14Everybody in the hot tub except the penguins! Fook yoo, penguins!
Chris Harlan
April 29, 2008 at 11:22 am
15Ah, summer.
And now, thanks to the Industrial Revolution, we can have it in April!
Dale
April 29, 2008 at 12:58 pm
16Cotton Mather and the Pope together in a hot tub. I bet more than one seminarian has had that dream before…
Dave von Ebers
April 29, 2008 at 2:51 pm
17Chris H … I thought the double-reference to spam was intended. You know, a la “Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spa-a-a-a-a-am, wonderful spam!”
Or, “spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.”
Dave von Ebers
April 29, 2008 at 2:53 pm
18Funny how you can mention “spam” fourteen freakin’ times in a single comment and yet it gets through; but try to post one lousy link, and …
Aunt Sam
April 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
19How many of us counted to see if there were actually 14 references to Spam in DvE’s post?
hedera
April 29, 2008 at 4:07 pm
20I just did, but not until Aunt Sam raised the question… There are exactly 14.
Pope Benny Fan Club
April 29, 2008 at 5:13 pm
21I count 15! Are we not counting spa-a-a-a-a-am?
David
April 29, 2008 at 5:14 pm
22Spam, a lot
Dale
April 29, 2008 at 5:14 pm
23Apparently the Pope Benny Fan Club doesn´t have a lot to do with its free time.
Katie
April 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
24(I posted this on the announcement post last night, only to realize that the kid is already a month old! So, I’ll post my embarassingly belated message on a slightly more recent thread. Oh, and WHY was I the only one to think of Q from STNG??)
K
Cripes! Have I been gone THAT long? I swear one of the last posts I read was announcing the gestation, and he’s already hatched?!
Congrats and Mazel Tov! He is a beautiful, beautiful boy, and mom looked radiant (as all new moms should look!).
May you be blessed with a child that sleeps through the night for the first time prior to 27 months of age. (And people wonder why Michael is an only child)
Cheers!
Katie, in Minnesota no longer but across the river in Wisconsin
gillian
April 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm
25I’ve gotta say this whole kerfuffle about Miley Cyrus’s photo shoot for Vanity Fair, where Annie Liebovitz had her wearing nothing but a satin bed sheet is really quite easily explained. Annie was just jonesing to see Miley’s tits. Simple as that. Now that Annie has that out of her system, maybe she can now go back to being an award winning photographer and Miley can keep raking in the millions. (Annie, take some vacation days; you’re working too hard.)
And now for something completely different…
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2008/04/28/tomo/
Rabbi Yehudah Abramowitz
April 29, 2008 at 6:38 pm
26Vas? Katie ist nun jetzt a cheese head? Oy vez mear!!
SeattleDan
April 29, 2008 at 10:38 pm
27I apologize for our lack of postings, lately. ST and I are in the midst of re-transition. Most of you should get the newsletter tomorrow. We are excited, and overwhelmed. holler if you want a copy.
We also received an email from Ann recently. Without trying to say stuff she will eventually want to say, her father passed away this past week. Please think good thoughts for her and her family.
Dave von Ebers
April 30, 2008 at 6:24 am
28Seattle D, thanks for the update. We miss youse guys over by here, as we say, um, over by here.
Give Ann our best wishes and condolences.
Dave von Ebers
April 30, 2008 at 6:25 am
29And dammit, it was 15 “spams” - I didn’t count the first one.
See, this is why you go to law school, kids. No math and no heavy lifting.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
April 30, 2008 at 7:59 am
30No heavy lifting Dave? Does that mean, that unless you’ve gone paper-free, the heavy lifting is reserved for your assistants? Boxes and boxes of paper…..Ughh. Otherwise I’m sure your helpmates are extremely grateful for electronic exhibits and files…and scanning…and organizing…and categorizing…ughh.;-)
Jim (OJNTNJ)
April 30, 2008 at 8:00 am
31Ann, I’m keeping you in my thoughts. Please accept my condolences.
Boomer
April 30, 2008 at 10:11 am
32I’m sending my warmest thoughts to you and will keep you in my heart this week.
hedera
April 30, 2008 at 10:18 am
33Ann, deepest sympathy on your loss.
Katie, welcome back - we missed you!
As for Miley Cyrus and the Annie Leibowitz photo shoot - what did she THINK Annie Leibowitz was going to do?? There’s a major exhibition of Leibowitz’ work at the San Francisco Palace of the Legion of Honor, which I took in the other week; and it’s immediately clear that Annie likes to photograph skin. (ASTOUNDING exhibit, by the way. What an eye that woman has.) Demi Moore is by no means the only naked photo in the show - you should see the shot of Bill Jones, the modern dancer, at the top of a leap (from the rear) against a white drape. And others.
Miley Cyrus is just being a twit. Like she didn’t agree to the pose.
Dale
April 30, 2008 at 11:05 am
34Ann, deepest condolences and warmest thoughts.
Ann
April 30, 2008 at 11:53 am
35Thanks, all. I’ve been reading but not posting for a while.
My dad was an amazingly talented man who was always curious, always learning. He died a month before his 82nd birthday, a week after he’d gone on his first Harley ride of the season. Because he wanted to refresh his understanding of math, algebraic formulas covered the whiteboard of the shop in which he repaired anesthesia machines and autoclaves as a small business (he was a retired veterinarian) and restored old cars as a hobby. He was working on a ‘47 Plymouth. He gave up his pilot’s license and sold his plane after his first, very minor stroke, but he still loved to sail and ride motorcycles, and he spent more time traveling than at home.
He had more friends than any non-public figure I know. More than 500 people came to his memorial service. And he drove his family crazy. We miss him terribly, but we’re also astounded to see how many people loved this maddenly frustrating person. And I’m going to try to be more like him.
Dave von Ebers
April 30, 2008 at 1:37 pm
36Ann, my dad, who passed in 1994, was born in 1921; same generation, basically. He was a bit of a math wonk, too; once when he built a deck round the side of our house, he got out his old college trig book to figure out how to cut the boards for the walkway at just the right angle so the walkway would wrap around the house perfectly … Geez, I still miss the old coot.
I never was half the carpenter he was; nor did I ever know half the math. (There’s that damn law school thing again.)
Anyway, condolences.
(And thanks for the opportunity to reminisce about my old man, too.)
Dee
April 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm
37Ann, I’m going to try to be more like your father too. He sounds like an amazing man. Most of our parents never achieved anything that passes for fame in the world but when we start thinking of everything they accomplished we can feel like real slackers. I’m so sorry for your loss but I’m so glad you have these great memories of him.
hedera
April 30, 2008 at 3:12 pm
38Dave v E, your story reminds me of my dad, born in 1907, also passed in 1994, who never went to college (was the only member of his family to graduate from high school) but was another crackerjack carpenter. I remember around 1953 or so when he bought a truckload of lumber (Navy surplus when they tore down the married enlisted housing in Benicia after the war) for $150 and floored the whole house with solid oak 1 x 4s, which he finished himself. No trig book involved, but I remember him taking 3 days to measure before he laid the first board; those floors were BEAUTIFUL. I still remember crawling around them (not voluntarily) with a can of paste wax and a wad of steel wool.
That Navy married enlisted housing was floored with the same solid oak 1 x 4 boards throughout, covered with linoleum…
Just Jay
April 30, 2008 at 5:12 pm
39Ann,
My condolences. My dad, born in 1925, passed away in 2004, a couple of weeks after his 79th. He really wanted to be 80. Grew up in Nazi Germany which I can’t imagine how difficult that was. The few times he talked about his war experiences it seems that he was somewhat of a fixer in the immediate post war period. He was fluent in English and worked with both the British and American occupation forces.
Jay
Dave von Ebers
April 30, 2008 at 6:07 pm
40Here’s a weird coincidence. Turns out fourteen years ago today — April 30, 1994 — was the last day I saw my dad before he died. My wife and I were moving into an apartment in a cold drizzle, and he and my mom stopped by to see how things were going. He died of a heart attack four days later, May 4, 1994. Very weird.
Just Jay, my dad was in the ETO; crossed the Channel from Southampton to Cherbourg, France on Dec. 24-25, 1944, with the 261st Regiment of the 66th ID (the “Black Panther Division”) …
Harold
April 30, 2008 at 6:50 pm
41Ann, my condolences as well. My father died in Aughust 2005 just a few weeks before his 75th birthday and my parents’ 50th wedding anniversary. Your father sounds like a remarkable man.
David
April 30, 2008 at 7:01 pm
42Condolences from down on the edge of the Green Swamp, Ann. My dad almost made the century mark, and it still wasn’t enough. I find myself missing him more, not less, especially when I’m doing something I know he would want to be in on. He died July 2, 2006. He was still taking his own showers two weeks before his body simply quit. Interesting that you find yourself wanting to be more like him. My younger sister, his only birth child, has been experiencing a similar emotion. He was a stepfather to us three other kids, but there was zero difference for him as a father. The only thing that singled out my younger sister is that on his last day, it was her voice, talking and singing to him, that helped him leave with a smile.
hedera, your dad was born the year before my dad.
Chris Harlan
April 30, 2008 at 7:52 pm
43Ann, I’m very sorry for your loss.