Barack Obama.

There it is. I’m going to vote for him in the primary. Barack Obama.

I wish I could say that this is solely because of Obama’s positives, but this morning I woke up and realized that my choice was cinched by some negatives. I can’t go for Hillary for one of the same reasons I can’t go for John McCain. No, it doesn’t have anything to do with “campaign finance” or “neck flab.” And I’m not a one-issue voter. But…

Barack Obama.

Sometimes societies go crazy. It happens, and in the same way it happens with individual people, it is very hard to see from the inside. But entire nations can lose their minds. It can be spectacular, like in Nazi Germany, or it can be a quieter, more harmless thing, like in the late 1800’s when Finland was found wandering around in its nightshirt before dawn and had to be escorted home.

It’s becoming clearer and clearer to me that the United States lost its collective shit after 9/11. Not a little - a lot. We did some things we’re gonna regret for a long time, and only the strongest-minded resisted the urge to be pulled along in the Crazy Tide.

And the craziest, and most dangerous thing to come out of 9/11 was George W. Bush’s batshit insane doctrine of preemptive warfare. I look at it, and… I still can’t believe we as a people went for that.

But now that more of us are thinking clearly, I have to say - if you’re a politician who supported the idea of going to war with a country that hadn’t attacked us, that hadn’t attacked our allies, that did not threaten to attack us, that had no plans to attack us, and - it turned out - didn’t have anything approaching the means to attack us…. if you supported that, and you still don’t see how 100% balls-out nuts that is, you shouldn’t get to be President.

Maybe if Hillary had conceded that she made a grievous error, maybe… but she hasn’t. I realize that she feels the need to look “strong on defense.” Sure. But if she’s managed to come across as a centrist on this one, she’s in the center between the world of sensible foreign policy and outright political insanity. That’s not good enough.

Whether or not staying in Iraq now is necessary, and it might be, going there in the first place is something we all need to wake up about - it wasn’t okay. Not even a little bit. I think I’ve gone on record saying that countries harboring and training terrorists and developing chemical weapons to give them… is a bad thing. If you don’t believe me, read my article in “Foreign Policy Monthly,” “Countries Harboring and Training Terrorists and Developing Chemical Weapons to Give Them is a Bad Thing” (October, 2002). My position in that paper may be a little nuanced, but you’ll get my drift.

Every candidate mentions that the decision to go to war is the hardest and most important decision a President can ever make. It’s said so often that the meaning has kind of been drained from it, in the same way that parental phrases like “cover your mouth” or “don’t touch that” become white noise to any normal kid. But it’s true - going to war is the biggest of big decisions. And I just can’t see myself electing a President who doesn’t see that our reasons for going to war with Iraq were completely inadequate, and that we should never, ever go to war on such flimsy grounds again.

The whole “HOW we went to war” thing is important too, and Hillary gets that. But the “WHY we went to war” issue is just as important, because tens of thousands of dead people is the kind of thing that needs a pretty good reason.

A society going nuts usually isn’t a result of them making insane decisions again and again. Just get a country to accept one or two completely nutty premises, and all the other craziness flows out of it in a sane, logical way. Once they believe “We’re the master race,” or “Islam is the only way that people should be allowed to live,” or - yes - “We have the right to attack people before they become an actual threat” - once a population swallows something like that, they’ve purchased their ticket on the Crazy Train, and the whole thing starts steaming down the tracks. [I respectfully disagree with Mr. Osbourne that such trains routinely go “off the rails.” Regular trains going off the rails is crazy. Crazy trains, by definition, are already…. but I digress.]

So maybe, right here, I AM a one-issue candidate. Oh well - at least it’s a big issue. It’s definitely the biggest, most distinct difference between the two major Democrats, whose main argument at Thursday’s debate was which one of them agreed with the other more.

I have other reasons for liking Barack (his healthcare plan seems more fleshed out, he’s got that ineffable star-quality “thing” right now, and I do believe he’s got a better shot at getting the other half of Congress to play ball), and in truth both Hillary and Obama manage to make me cringe with some of their campaign rhetoric each and every week. And I don’t have too many other problems with Hillary, save for the pervasive stink of Triangulacíon, the designer fragrance also favored by her husband. But if she wins the nomination… That’s for another day. Right now:

Barack Obama.