Strike or no strike, various side projects and… er… “concerns*” have made me a very busy guy. So with a house full of “best” screener DVD’s and a solemn commitment to once again be an informed Razzie voter, where am I going to find the time?
I don’t know. *sniff* I just don’t know.
I do know this, from what I’ve seen so far: It was a pretty good year for films (although a very, very dark one), and a pretty bad year for bad films. Don’t get me wrong, this year, as every year, featured some truly terrible movies. But there haven’t been too many brilliantly terrible films, movies that make such collossally wrong turns and horrendously bad choices that your jaw drops in unholy glee and amazement.
Or maybe I just haven’t seen the wrong movies yet.
And so, below, I’m launching our Official Oscar/Razzie discussion thread. Feel free to weigh in on either. I can’t promise you that I can influence too many Oscar voters, but it’s worth a shot. But you could have a real impact in selecting the true bottom of the barrel. And remember - without a bottom, a barrel is just a tube.
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*Fonzie Gromit Felber





68 comments
dee
January 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm
1Always best to start out kvetching.
NOTHING FOR SEAN PEAN OR EMILE HIRSCH FOR INTO THE WILD?
This was a movie that I went into thinking “Yeah, sure” but it was brilliant. And Hal Holbrook was good, but we all know he got nominated because at 84 he’s not going to have many more chances.
I’m tellin’ ya — the fix was in.
cooper
January 23, 2008 at 3:42 pm
2Adam, who has enough disposable income to go see a movie? Well, who with two kids in college at the same time, has enough disposable… I only went to one movie this past year. It was “Charlie Wilson’s War”. I liked it, so I guess I won’t be too much help with the Razzie suggestions.
Anyway, give Fonzie a pat on the butt for me - well, if you can find the butt.
cooper
January 23, 2008 at 3:48 pm
3dee, I like Hal Holbrook. I bought all of his Mark Twain records back in the ’70’s. The movie reviewer on TOTN today agrees with you on “Into the Wild” getting stiffed, except he like the Holbrook character and thought it was fitting that he was nominated.
gillian
January 23, 2008 at 4:59 pm
4Well, I’ve got a nomination - “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry” with Adam Sandler. Anything with Adam Sandler in it is fodder for the Razzies. (And, cooper, you really should get out more, Bubbie.)
piglet
January 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm
5I found this list of all the movies released in 2007 and found that I had only seen 7 of them, and that includes Blades of Glory and Hot Fuzz. Of those seven, I liked Waitress the best.
Razzie-wise: I think any movie that can spawn the amount of preview parodies that 300 has spawned should get some kind of award. You can go to You Tube and find dozens by searching “300″. My favorites are this You Tube one and this kittie one found by Cute Overload.
Tom
January 23, 2008 at 5:39 pm
6Gillian, I can beat that razzie and raise you a razzie: “Balls of Fury.”
The mainstream version was only slightly worse than the gay porneau Manga version: “Very Angry Testicals.”
(not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Tom
January 23, 2008 at 5:41 pm
7FYI: This typos in my last comment were to keep the rat from eating the post. Yeah….that’s the ticket.
piglet
January 23, 2008 at 5:43 pm
8Ooh, dumped into the moderation queue! I’m kind of excited. It’s my first time.
I just wanted to mention that any movie that can spawn (oop, I hope it’s not the word “spawn”!) the amount of parodies that 300 did should get some kind of special Razzy award for contributing to the humor writers of the nation. You can find a lot of them on You Tube if you have an hour or so to kill.
cooper
January 23, 2008 at 6:31 pm
9piglet, welcome to the club. You really should have said something disparaging and insulting about Fanny’s parentage. Oh well, you’ll have other chances.
On another topic, all this sniping between Hillary, Obama and Bill is just pathetic. IMHO, the former President is acting more like Billy Carter than Bill Clinton. It’s embarrassing and very disappointing to watch this sort of thing going on. Apparently John Edwards is, as he says, representing the adult wing of the Democratic Party. It seems that way to me.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
January 23, 2008 at 6:55 pm
10Cooper, I agree. At the very least, Bill (Clinton, not Carter) needs to stop wagging that finger that got him in trouble last time, and give Hillary the room to stand up for herself. Most of us, with the apparentl exception of Bill, are aware of just how capable she is at defending herself.
John Edwards is also my current candidate of choice*.
Viggo Mortensen, however is my odds on favorite for best actor.
*nonbinding declaration. Commenter reserves the inalienable right to waffle as the interminable election season of 2005-09 grinds to a close.
sharon
January 23, 2008 at 7:04 pm
11My heart is with Dennis Kucinich, but my vote will go to Edwards. Bill has to get out of Hillary’s space — it’s getting hard to tell who’s clinging to whom. Obama is inspiring and eloquent — something we haven’t had in a long time. But he has some strange ideas about Ronald Reagan and economics that need straightening out.
I work in a library that carries a lot of DVDs, so it’s hard to justify spending the money on first-run films these days. Can’t help with the Razzies, but I thought “No Country For Old Men” was outstanding. (I do get out occasionally.) Can’t yet bring myself to watch “Eastern Promises,” but am told it’s also outstanding.
David
January 23, 2008 at 8:19 pm
12In order to qualify as a Razzie voter, one has to go see the really bad movies. Why in Lobster’s name would I want to go see a really bad movie? An intentionally campy movie, yeah, and I was a fan of the Adam West Batman show.
But I am willing to cast a vote for the absolute worst movie of all time: Bush/Cheney Go to Washington, and America Goes to Hell in an Express Handbasket.
MM
January 23, 2008 at 9:18 pm
13Adam, FYI, the www.schrodingersball.com has been down for at least a few days.
SeattleTammy
January 23, 2008 at 11:06 pm
14we’re going to caucus for Edwards here… for what it’s worth…
We get lots of free passes to movies. Just can’t get there before the shop closes. Danton loves it. He took 10 people to Borat before anyone knew. But those kids knew!
cooper
January 24, 2008 at 5:49 am
15Sharon, I’m with you on Kucinich and Edwards. The media bosses should have let Dennis into the debates. I guess they didn’t like what he was saying. Or maybe it was his wife’s tongue stud. My daughter’s has one for about 18 months ago and these days I’m just beginning to understand her when she talks.
Kate
January 24, 2008 at 7:58 am
16What? No nominations for National Treasure 2?!? If you’re looking for the wrong movie with “collossally wrong turns and horrendously bad choices that your jaw drops in unholy glee and amazement,” this is IT, I tell you.
Jason
January 24, 2008 at 9:19 am
17It’s probably too late for this year’s Razzies, but how about “One Missed Call”?
Glad to see the strike ain’t keeping you down…
Ann
January 24, 2008 at 11:01 am
18Tongue studs? OML no. She might as well hang out a sign.
I just saw a clip of Obama and Clinton debating, during which he accuses Clinton of heaping “fulsome praise” on Reagan.
I do not think that word means what he thinks it means.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
January 24, 2008 at 12:20 pm
19Anne, Merriam-Webster has the following definitions for fulsome:
1(b) generous in amount, extent, or spirit
2. aesthetically, morally, or generally offensive (late 17th century)
3. exceeding the bounds of good taste, and
4. excessively complimentary or flattering.
The entry included the appended notation: “unless the context is made very clear, the reader or hearer cannot be sure whether such an expression as “fulsome praise” is meant in sense 1b or in sense 4.” (heee!)
When discussing Reagan and praise in this case, I believe there should be an option 5: “all of the above.”
But that’s just my humble opinion.
sharon
January 24, 2008 at 2:11 pm
20The Corporatocracy fears John Edwards, but it fears Dennis Kucinich even more. That alone is enough to endear both of them to me.
tim
January 24, 2008 at 2:26 pm
21I hope Alien vs. Predator: Requiem wins worst sequel. I like the “classy” sequel name. I can just hear the meetings. “Hey, if we just call it Alien vs. Predator 2, we really won’t give the film the gravitas it deserves.”
just plain Jack
January 24, 2008 at 2:44 pm
22And now he’s gone. NPR is saying that Dennis Kucinich will drop out of the race tomorrow. Gosh darn it!! First Dodd, now Kucinich - I must be the kiss of death for the candidates. I know, I’ll back Giuliana next and then Ron Paul and then Mitt….
sharon
January 24, 2008 at 4:14 pm
23Okay, here’s a perfect example of why I end up screaming at the radio every time I turn on the news. In announcing that Dennis Kucinich would be dropping out of the race, Maura Liasson on NPR focused on two aspects of Kucinich’s platform. The second was his consistent anti-war stance, although she managed to make his proposed “Department of Peace” sound like something out of Orwell. And the first thing about him that she mentioned? That he was the only candidate to claim to have seen a UFO. Does she know that UFO is an acronym? Does she f’ing know what the U stands for? Does she ever go outside at night and look up at the sky for more than a few seconds? D@mn the MSM! D@mn them all!
In another story, the MSM persists in calling the stimulus package a “rebate” for consumers. It’s not a rebate. You don’t have to return a rebate. It’s an advance on next year’s tax refund–if you get one. The corporations, on the other hand, are getting tax “cuts.” At least they’re honest about that part.
Ann
January 24, 2008 at 5:59 pm
24So true, sharon, so true. I’ve been wanting to yell at my radio repeatedly regarding the UFO story. I’ve seen UFOs too. It’s not the same thing as “I believe space aliens have visited Earth.” I won’t be pinned down so easily on that issue!
Do you think we can refuse to return the money, based on the definition of “rebate”?
sharon
January 24, 2008 at 6:14 pm
25Ann, I doubt that will work, but I dimly recall that back in 2001, when W tried the same trick, some folks tried to refuse to accept the “rebate” in the first place. Don’t know if we ever heard how that worked out for them.
I’ve written to NPR to ask how many objects Maura Liasson can identify in the night sky.
David
January 24, 2008 at 7:23 pm
26sharon,
There are days when I suspect Mara Liasson couldn’t identify her own ass, let alone anything that would help enrich listeners’ understanding of reality. Insight is not one of her strengths. Why is she occupying a slot that should go to a first-rate journalist?
cooper
January 24, 2008 at 7:41 pm
27Sharon, Mara Liasson is a talking head and frequent panelist on Fox News on Sunday mornings. I began to doubt her impartiality when she was reporting with unbridled glee on Bill Clinton’s tribulations in the 1990’s.
Dale
January 24, 2008 at 9:00 pm
28“There are days when I suspect Mara Liasson couldn’t identify her own ass…”
Well it is hard when your ass is stuck in the middle of a lion.
SeattleDan
January 24, 2008 at 9:22 pm
29I think Mara is kept on at NPR as proof that the network doesn’t have a liberal bias. They certainly don’t keep her on because of her keen political punditry.
The one time I remember liking her was on one of the National news shows that featured one day, comic strips and cartoonists, and Bill Griffith of Zippy fame was interviewed, He’d just published a strip featuring Mara, Sylvia P. and someone like Lina W. in a Zippy strip because their names had a great cadence together. The interviewer had all three come on the show, and each felt honored to be in a Zippy cartoon. But that’s about it from me in admiration for Ms.L.
The AnnFan Club
January 25, 2008 at 6:20 am
30Ann, this has taken a lot of soul searching on our part. This is completely out of character, I know, but it’s the right thing to do.
Yeah, we’ve had three teleconference calls with the lead council members to discuss this moral twist we find ourselves in.
And the web conference that Harvey rigged up for us, don’t forget about that. The man’s an electronics genius, I tell you - for good or for evil? … we don’t know yet.
Anyways, since your post about seeing the UFO…
You sure you guys want ta do this? Life is sweet now, whatta ya want ta go and stir things up for?
…we may have a possible explanation for that…
You guys are schmucks,I’m telling you! You are gonna be so sorry!
Don’t do it, Todd!!!!
… what you thought was a UFO, well, it might have been one of our drones.
You idiots!!! Now you’ve really messed things up!
He’s right Joe, Jacob, Todd, Herbie. You’re all douche bags and dorks. See if you get re-elected to the council.
Ha! See if they survive the next time they crank up their automobiles.
I can’t believe you guys are doing this. You realize no more summertime sun-bathing fly overs. You do remember the excitement that caused, right? You’re throwing it away, you fools.
Yeah, and the hot tub video and the car washing episodes.
But don’t worry, Ann, we haven’t uploaded them to YouTube.
That would violate the creed. They’re locked in Joe’s electronic safe.
(psssst!!! Harvey!..)
So, we wanted you to know that maybe there’s a lot to the “Unidentified” part of UFO.
Now we’ll never get to see Ann in a Wicked Weasel.
Ah, but we can dream…
Yeah.
DouglasG
January 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm
31No love — er — hate — whatever for Michael Bay? Transformers was clearly written by pubescent 13 year-olds for other pubescent 13 year-olds. It was cliche after cliche… Terrible!
Ann
January 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
32I’ll be out shopping for burqas this weekend.
gregory
January 25, 2008 at 7:36 pm
33Does anyone else feel that maybe this whole “Buy Our Way Out of the Recession” gambit is being foisted upon us by our friendly inscrutable Chinese loan sharks? And what is there to buy in America’s stores these days besides crap “Made in China”? Also, where is this money coming from to pay for this $145 billion stimulus package? Oh yeah, China.
I forget, whose economy are we stimulating?
dee
January 25, 2008 at 7:36 pm
34Maybe one of these, too, Ann.
dee
January 25, 2008 at 7:37 pm
35Or, with a working link, this
Vinnie
January 25, 2008 at 8:22 pm
36Well, if dat’s da case, Dale, her ass would be da t’ing dat’s hurtin’ like Hell right now. (By da way, doc, dat was real cute and smart, too. “Li-ass-on”. Dat’s rich. I guess dat’s how ya got dat golden sheepskin dis past summer - by being so sharp, huh?)
t.a. barnhart
January 25, 2008 at 11:16 pm
37a) it’s so embarrassing that so many people, like Tammy, think Obama said anything other than “Reagan changed the country” — i wonder how many of them were around in 1980. the world turned upside-down, and it was Reagan’s election. i’m still waiting for someone, anywhere, to show where Obama praised Reagan or the Rs; never happened.
b) i’m thriled that Viggo Mortenson got a nomination. “A History of Violence” was wonderful, and he is tremendous in “Eastern Promises”. he won’t win of course (DDL had that locked before his movie even came out), but it’s great to see someone like Viggo get recognized. should give hope to other actors who struggle for years for a decent role.
c) Brad Bird, a fellow Oregonian (who went to the high school my sons went to, Corvallis), is now offiicially one of America’s best filmmakers. period. 2nd nomination for Best Original Screenplay. both for animated features. and, of course, he won on WWDTM! go Sparts!
waterfowler
January 26, 2008 at 4:10 am
38Hang in there Adam.
My youngest redneck killed his first deer last weekend. Best movie I’ve ever seen. Awesome experience.
Duncan’s gone, Fred’s gone….It seems there aren’t any wingnuts left to vote for…
David
January 26, 2008 at 9:02 am
39Do you guys still hunt, waterfowler? The reason I ask is that I really came to dislike the hunters with dogs because they were sadly mostly a bunch of jerks inclined to argue over whose dogs got up what deer, drink while hunting, and drive 70 down the forest roads chasing their dogs.
And since hunters generally help insure the survival of deer herds, congrats to your son on his first. Father-son hunting by non-jerks (and mother-daughter as well) still makes sense to me because of my positive experiences when I used to hunt. Can’t anymore, except with a camera, but that’s just me.
Which Republican candidate are you thinking is not a wingnut? Huckabee certainly is, Romney is whoever the voter wants him to be, and Giuliani and McCain are about as militarist wingnut on foreign policy as one can get. I mean Giuliani, when he can break away from his mob mindset and taxpayer-subsidized trysts, wants to define the entire planet by 911, and McCain sang “Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” to the tune of “Barbara Ann.” Ron Paul is dead right about Iraq and the Constitution, but his domestic proposals and reactionary social baggage are, well…
Hagel is the only non-wingnut Republican I see, and he’s chosen not to run.
Zeke
January 26, 2008 at 9:21 am
40t.a., Brad Bird was on one of the mid day interview shows on NPR recently. Interesting guy.
Ok, stop me if you’ve heard this one:
There was a young girl from Corvallis,
Who used a dynamite stick for a phall….. Oh, you’ve heard it.
Boomer
January 26, 2008 at 2:15 pm
41Yes, Zeke, I’ve heard that particularly naughty limerick before. (Hee! Hee!)
waterfowler, Wingnuts? - you want wingnuts? How about Dr. Ron Paul, Huckabee, Rudy the Drag Queen, McCain and Wilbur Mitt Romney? (Snicker!) As for your youngest baggin’ a buck; well, I’ve never hunted and I’ll probably never go hunting, but I have friends who do and I understand what they get out of it (besides the meat and antlers). So a qualified congratulations to the young man and to you. I’m curious - this whole first deer killing thingie, is that like a backwoods Bar Mitzvah?
gregory
January 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm
42I’m not sure if anyone here has linked to this video in the past, but here is an amusing behind the scenes look at WWDTM.
http://www.wttw.com/main.taf?p=28,10,1,1
Kjell Mikkelsen
January 26, 2008 at 3:53 pm
43Before I was arrested for yelling out at naked Svenskas who scaring away polar bears last Saturday, I watches people playing the golf using normal clubs to hit tennis balls on nine hole course out on lake ice. This my first winter in Bemidji, Minnesota USA. It was -2F cold that day. Are all the Amerikanerne this crazy?
sharon
January 26, 2008 at 4:20 pm
44“i’m still waiting for someone, anywhere, to show where Obama praised Reagan or the Rs; never happened.”
Paul Krugman did a very good job of explaining the discrepancies between the Reagan Myth and what actually happened in the 80s economically.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/21/opinion/21krugman.html
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becca (and brian)
January 27, 2008 at 12:12 pm
45I know that pretty words and promises don’t necessarily translate to getting things done.
And I know that there are some policy points from some of the other candidates that I think might be more fully thought-out.
But to me the desperate need to bring the country back together again and to try and stem the decline of us v them (whether it’s rich v poor, U.S vs other countries, Christianity v Islam, Repub v. Democrat, etc.) makes Obama’s words and vision tremendously compelling.
He got slammed by some pretty vicious ads this week saying he was a Reagan supporter when you KNOW that they KNOW that the his quotes never said that, but it made good negative ad copy and he kept it dignified.
These two speech transcripts and Caroline Kennedy’s op-ed do a good job of demonstrating why I think we, as a country NEED Obama to win.
http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/01/a_great_speech.html
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/26/obama.transcript/?iref=hpmostpo p
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/opinion/27kennedy.html?em&ex=1201582 800&en=68dbeb8e37c848ac&ei=5087%0A
Am I just young and naive? maybe, but I don’t want to give up on hope, and to me he is the only candidate on either side that represents that. I just wish I could vote in a primary that mattered…… (Yay Oregon with the freakin’ May primary!)
becca (and brian)
January 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm
46okay, this time i have NO idea what triggered Fanny.
Down RAT! Bad girl.
Sigh……
becca (and brian)
January 27, 2008 at 12:25 pm
47maybe I’ll do it piecemeal:
I know that pretty words and promises don’t necessarily translate to getting things done.
And I know that there are some policy points from some of the other candidates that I think might be more fully thought-out.
But to me the desperate need to bring the country back together again and to try and stem the decline of us v them (whether it’s rich v poor, U.S vs other countries, Christianity v Islam, Repub v. Democrat, etc.) makes Obama’s words and vision tremendously compelling.
becca (and brian)
January 27, 2008 at 12:25 pm
48part 2:
He got slammed by some pretty vicious ads this week saying he was a Reagan supporter when you KNOW that they KNOW that the his quotes never said that, but it made good negative ad copy and he kept it dignified.
These two speech transcripts and Caroline Kennedy’s op-ed do a good job of demonstrating why I think we, as a country NEED Obama to win.
http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/01/a_great_speech.html
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/26/obama.transcript/?iref=hpmostpo p
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/opinion/27kennedy.html?em&ex=1201582 800&en=68dbeb8e37c848ac&ei=5087%0A
becca (and brian)
January 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
49hmmm…it appears to be the second part with the links that’s giving Fanny constipation..
He got slammed by some pretty vicious ads this week saying he was a Reagan supporter when you KNOW that they KNOW that the his quotes never said that, but it made good negative ad copy and he kept it dignified.
These two speech transcripts and Caroline Kennedy’s op-ed do a good job of demonstrating why I think we, as a country NEED Obama to win.
Well, i linked to the transcript of his victory speech last night in SC, to his MLK day speech and to Caroline Kennedy’s oped in the NYT today endorsing him. You can always google those yourself until fanny spits them back out
becca (and brian)
January 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
50part 3:
Am I just young and naive? maybe, but I don’t want to give up on hope, and to me he is the only candidate on either side that represents that. I just wish I could vote in a primary that mattered…… (Yay Oregon with the freakin’ May primary!)
sharon
January 27, 2008 at 12:32 pm
51Caroline Kennedy agrees with you. And rumor has it that tomorrow Obama will get Sen. Kennedy’s endorsement as well.
I will continue to support Edwards until he drops out or until the convention, whichever comes first. I think it’s become crystal clear by now that Billary is unelectable. If she wins the nomination, it’s the Dems once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. In spite of some misgivings, I would be proud to vote for Obama.
SeattleDan
January 27, 2008 at 7:57 pm
52We still intend to caucus for Edwards. Dialogue among the Dem. candidates is important. But we will be happy to vote for whoever the nominee will be (short of Adam throwing his hat into the ring again; I think he needs a job with a wife and youn’un to support). Obama, though, when he speaks, makes me all a quiver.
And speaking of Adam, are we going to have a SOTU drinking game?
hedera
January 27, 2008 at 9:06 pm
53Thank you, t. a. barnhart and becca, I was just about to say all that. Obama never said he approved of Reagan or his policies. He said that Reagan was a transformative president who led the country in a new direction, in which it was ready to go. I was there, folks, and that is precisely what happened.
I was appalled by the new direction and horrified by the policies, but I have to admit it was a major transformation and most of the country was behind it. And I’m with you behind Obama all the way, becca, and for all those reasons.
hedera
January 27, 2008 at 9:06 pm
54And will somebody shut Bill Clinton up??
Stephen
January 28, 2008 at 7:51 am
55I have heard a couple times here that the “tax-rebates” would need to be paid back but I can’t find anything that supports that. Can someone point me in the right direction? Is there a print out of the language of the proposal?
dee
January 28, 2008 at 9:27 am
56Stephen, I’ve been confused about that same issue and this is what I found when I went nosing around the intertubes.
From the article:
Is this a rebate of 2007 taxes?
Technically, it would be an early refund of your 2008 taxes. But the plan also would lower 2008 tax rates, so it wouldn’t typically change how much you would get in your regular 2008 refund next year.
What happens if my income changes substantially from 2007 to 2008?
If you get a rebate based on your 2007 taxes that ends up being more than you would have gotten based on your 2008 numbers, you would get to keep it. If it turns out your rebate was less than what you are due based on your 2008 taxes, you can claim the difference when you file your 2008 taxes.
Cheryl
January 28, 2008 at 9:31 am
57Did Rambo come on in time for a nod, or will it be in the running next year?
Jim (OJNTNJ)
January 28, 2008 at 12:36 pm
58I seem to remember someone saying something about “simplifying the tax code.” Yeah, what was that guy’s name? Rush? No, no…., Tush? No, still not it….Flush? I think we’re getting closer….BUSH!!!
Sigh, never mind. I’d forgotten that we’re talking about the “Opposite Administration.” You just take everything they say, flip it, and you get the actual truth.
Dale
January 28, 2008 at 1:32 pm
59From the NYT: “It is the first time in over 20 years in which the campaign has turned into a possibly lengthy hunt for delegates…”
Waterfowler–maybe you could finally combine your love of the outdoors with your commitment to democracy! Everybody and their brother has a deer on the mantle…
David
January 28, 2008 at 9:18 pm
60Without Edwards, it looks like Obama might be best on Iraq and the oil corps. He is the most inspirational, by a mile. Hillary and Bill, for all the less-than-appealing campaigning tactics, might have the only campaign machine that can take on McCain’s Republican national machine, which is the same one, with the same people, who gave us Bush/Cheney. The general election will be, if anything, more vicious than ‘04, with Rove and company trying to put Smilin’ John the phony moderate in the White House for the Republican national franchise.
Modern elections aren’t about the best individual as national leader, because the president is not an individual as president - he or she is the front office of a franchise. We elect someone who then becomes the titular leader of his/her party. Party affiliation is FAR MORE important than which individual is elected. Second in line is who surrounds the particular titular leader. Third is the relative level of knowledge and competence, because those determine what the people surrounding the leader can get away with, and whether the leader can step in and make a reasoned decision when the situation is genuinely serious and actual options exist.
Murray
January 29, 2008 at 11:30 am
61I nominate “The Monolith Monster”. OK it’s from the 50s, I don’t get out much, but it certainly meets the criteria.
You know what I can’t understand is why no one has asked Huckabee if he abolishes the IRS who collects and polices taxes? Also how do you handle the transition between paying income taxes on the money and wealth you have, and then having to pay consumption tax on everything you buy from here on. Talk about a double tax.
Either he is a moron, or a lier who is willing to pander to idiot’s worst wishes.
cooper
January 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm
62Well, Murray, Huckabee is a minister of the Gospel and accustomed to fleecing the flock, as it were…
hedera
January 31, 2008 at 2:55 pm
63I don’t necessarily agree, David, that McCain’s Republican machine is the same machine that gave us Bush/Cheney. I don’t think the members of that machine like McCain much at all, because they can’t push him around and he won’t play their games. I don’t like his opinions, especially on social issues; but he’s dead honest and stubborn as a blind mule, and the existing Republican machine wants more, shall we say, malleable front men, or did you wonder why we got Jug-Ears 2 terms ago? This doesn’t necessarily mean that McCain won’t be the Repub candidate.
The really interesting question (see Debra Saunders’ column in today’s San Francisco Chronicle) is whether the Republicans want to win badly enough to compromise their pure conservative principles. The California Repubs clearly don’t; they can’t stand Ahnold, who isn’t as bad a governor as I thought he’d be, because he does actual practical politics and doesn’t hew to the mighty party line. Because I don’t think the pure party line can pull in enough independent and undecided votes to get them over the line, and their devoted base just isn’t big enough to take the election all by itself.
David
January 31, 2008 at 8:40 pm
64Charlie Crist in Florida is somewhat like Arnold, in that he does not always hew to the conservative Republican line, and in fact is pissing them off on some environmental issues. What you say about McCain is true except that he has already hired on some of the people who smeared him in South Carolina and gave the state to W. McCain might have gone through a period of being something of a maverick, but it’s long gone. All he will do is out-Bush Bush in Iraq and against Iran. He has acknowledged global warming, to be sure. And you are absolutely correct that McCain was not the machine’s first choice, by a long shot. But he and the machine will become as one during the general election. And he did pledge fealty to the Republican Party on more than one occasion, rejecting his momentary impulse to move forward. Arnold, and Charlie Crist, will face the same dilemma Christie Todd Whitman did, and if they continue to make powerful interests unhappy, they will wind up in the same wilderness. While I appreciate especially Charlie Crist’s efforts to make Florida more green, one does not lead the Republican national machine out of its accustomed place. One accommodates, or one fades. McCain chose to accommodate, and will be a more militaristic, more dangerous Bush. He does not have any of W’s personal compunctions, and he does have a more troubling temper even than W. And whereas W was happy to party his ass off instead of go to Viet Nam (the most intelligent decision I am aware of him ever making, besides making his Crawford ranch environmentally responsible), McCain was happy bombing the shit out of innocent Viet Namese, and still believes Viet Nam was a noble cause, and that we could have won if we’d only tried harder. Frankly, I’ll take W’s partying over McCain’s believing Viet Nam was a good idea badly executed - which is also how McCain views Iraq. We would just be changing from an inept warmonger with some personal compunctions about the deaths of innocents, although it doesn’t stop him, to a more ept warmonger with no qualms about bombing the shit out of other nations (his theme song is “Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran,” and he even thinks it’s funny). Huckabee would be an less dangerous president than John McCain, I suspect.
I do acknowledge that the foregoing is necessarily outsider guessing, and all I know to do is keep fact-checking myself, but the McCain who is now becoming the frontrunner for the GOP makes my skin crawl in the same way W did in the ‘00 GOP primary. One of my gopher tortoises McCain ain’t, even though Adam’s image is funny. Gopher tortoises are harmless, friendly builders (tunnelers) of neighborhoods for a variety of creatures, and they don’t bomb the shit out of people.
hedera
February 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm
65David, responding to this post via your pointer at Hedera’s Corner (and a good thing you put the pointer out because I might not have come back to this thread):
Your points about McCain may be right, I’m not sure: he wouldn’t be the first president to say what was necessary to get elected and then do what he had in mind all along when he got into office. I can think of a recent example…
I think my real point is that I wouldn’t vote for any of the current crop of Repugnicant candidates for second assistant dogcatcher. (Do we call them “animal control officer” these days?) And I’m voting for the Democratic candidate. I hope it’s Barack; but if Hillary takes the nomination, then I’m a Hillary backer all the way.
My sister phoned from Nevada last night. She’d been watching the Democratic candidate debate; and she said she had never expected to see, in her lifetime, a Presidential debate between two candidates, a white woman and a black man. The times, they are a-changin’.
David
February 1, 2008 at 6:29 pm
66Great comment from your sister, hedera. Frustrated as I am by way too much buckling by way too many Democrats, there are still some genuinely bright lights, one of them Florida’s Robert Wexler. And as Will Rogers so famously observed, we’re not really an organized party.
That observation by your sister is one of the reasons that I will always have a D on my voter registration card.
Chris Harlan
February 3, 2008 at 10:23 am
67Well, Razzies….
Bratz: The Movie should certainly get some attention. I’m also pretty comfortable putting I Know Who Killed Me on the list. Hard year though. You are right, no Shanghai Surprise-sized misadventure to boggle the mind, unless you want to include the ongoing Iraq war.
Also, isn’t it time for the Razzies to embrace the electronic age? You might not be able to include delights like Leave Brittany Alone because of their amateur status, but certainly Mike Gravel’s zen stare off/rock in the water thingy and the Clinton’s ham-fisted Sopranos homage deserve a little special something, eh?
Andrew
February 9, 2008 at 1:15 pm
68I have to nominate ‘300′ for a Razzie. It was the first movie that either my girlfriend or I have walked out of in a long time. Now it is true that she was a classics major and a fencer, so she might be inclined to critique such things. But she also likes her a good stylized graphic novel, including the one on which the movie was based, so I can tell you that neither of us went in expecting anything more accurate to Heroditus than the one sentance plot outline- that was not where the movie fell down. It was the incessant screaming and slow-mo that completely killed any potential dramatic tension and any real sense of combat, respectively. It is pretty impressive when a huge blockbuster budgeted film that is entirely about a single, badass, Greek battle, manages to not really capture any sense of comlex combat at all, not one single scene. That was supposed to have been its one redeeming feature! After we got done laughing at it, and then being dissapointed, we just got bored, and decided that we needed our sleep more. Woah that’s bad!