Magically, my friends and I have been transformed into The Little Guy this year.
We didn’t mean for it to happen. But somehow a lot of us have gone from perfect-toothed dynamic rising-star movers and shakers to hat-holding everymen, shaking our tiny fists at City Hall or corporate HQ. It took only a couple of months. But how?
What were the first signs? Well, the writers’ strike, certainly, which has so many of us marching in unbreakable solidarity and chanting slogans at people for whom this whole dispute just means a few extra hours in which to polish one’s polo trophies or ask the nanny to bring the kids down for an “audience.” [My conception of the very rich is weirdly frozen in some sort of 1930’s Monopoly-guy mode. I don’t know why.]
Or maybe it was my recent struggle with The Man, who turned out to be two very unhelpful women and only one actual man.
Whatever the reason, somehow my peers and I have contracted acute Lomanitis, and we seem to spend our days stammering impotently over mahogany desks at overfed figures puffing fat cigars while fiddling impatiently with their watch fobs (see above. Sorry.). Some recent examples:
My friend Todd had his work for Radar Magazine blatantly, unabashedly plagiarized by The Times of London. And then, rather than apologize, they removed it! Read the chronicle of it here, on Todd’s site, but only if you favor stories where the little guy not only trembles in righteous fury but also gets insulted for his pains.
At least we’re fighting back, we sudden lumpenproles (by the way, if you don’t have the Sudden Lümpenproles’ new album, “Predawn Mopfest,” you’re really missing something special). Oh yes, fighting back. My friend Chris recently edited this new book:
All the book’s proceeds benefit a charity called Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn, whose aim is to stop developer Bruce Ratner from burying a perfectly good neighborhood under 17 new and unasked-for skyscrapers. It (the book, not the skyscrapers) features Brooklyncentric nonfiction from some of “today’s most celebrated writers.”
Though not, oddly, 10-year Brooklyn resident (and literary lion) Adam Felber. What!? Now that raises a conundrum - does that make my pal Chris simultaneously the Little Guy and the Man? Is that even possible? Is their a special yoga class that teaches you to lower your boot onto your own neck? And where do I sign up?
Chris’ class indeterminacy notwithstanding, I highly recommend the book. It’s got great writers, benefits a worthy cause, and anything that’s got Jonathan Lethem’s work in it is worth your time. And besides, through strike, fraud, and rapacious development, we little guys have to stick together - it’s our only hope for someday heartlessly oppressing other people while we laugh carelessly in our high-backed ostrich leather armchairs as we watch the good news pour out of the stock ticker through bejeweled monocles. [Again, sorry. I’ll work on that.]






16 comments
Jim (OJNTNJ)
January 14, 2008 at 12:05 pm
1Adam, everybody knows you da man.
HONK HONK!!!!
Ibid
January 14, 2008 at 12:58 pm
2Off topic a bit, but I wanted to thank you and any writers you care to spread it to for the Golden Globes last night. It’s not like there was anything else on, but it was nice not to have to put up with that [long and rather profane list of insults deleted] show this year. Keep it up and we won’t have to suffer through any other award shows this year.
You mean this wasn’t the plan all along?
Steve
January 14, 2008 at 1:47 pm
3Hey, Adam, don’t you realize the Internets are all about stealing. Intellectual property and copyright are all sooooooo Old Media, don’tcha know?
Music, video, text, it’s all up for grabs.
Just read about half the postings over at Boing Boing, if you don’t believe me.
Writers are some day going to look back at the deal they have now and think “Those were the good old days“.
If there are any writers, that is.
It's Pat!
January 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm
4I’m hoping Adam that you are taking some of this extra time to create another book. That’s the best medium for writers anyway!!
Jason
January 14, 2008 at 4:34 pm
5HONK HONK!!
dee
January 14, 2008 at 5:22 pm
6“You can’t eat the orange and throw the peel away…a man is not a piece of fruit.” W. Loman
Sounds like somebody’s been nibblin’ at your innards.
gillian
January 14, 2008 at 7:48 pm
7I so glad this crowd is very well read. We got another 15″ or so of snow today, so I could finish up “The Road” this afternoon; a simple story told simply. I recommend it. Tonight I’m starting on “The Kite Runner”. Too bad we seldom had snow on Hilton Head Island when I was growing up. I would have been so much more learned, if we had. Seems like there’s so much catching up to do with all the people we hang with being college educated. I don’t see that in my future, but I did join a book club last month. If my old friends could see me now…
Honk! Honk! Daddy Adam. I agree with Pat; another book would be great. The ladies and the only gentleman in my book club are - how should I say this - OK, old. I brought my copy of “Schrodinger’s Ball” to the last meeting and did a short reading from it. The women all loved the sex parts (I know how to work the crowd, thank you) and now it’s our book for the April meeting. Yahoo! The man in our group reminds me of Prophet Bernie, but with better hygiene, thank goodness.
Boomer
January 14, 2008 at 7:59 pm
8Not for the weak of stomach…
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/01/14/the-last-refuge-of-a-scoundre l/
SeattleDan
January 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm
9Thanks for the link, Boomer. 9iu11iani will stoop to anything.
And honk, honk Adam, and all power to the lumpenproles. I think. Are striking writers a part of the lumpenproletariat? Hell, why not.
We await the second novel….
David
January 14, 2008 at 8:49 pm
10Rudy done been healed. Praise the Lord and pass the Maalox.
SeattleTammy
January 14, 2008 at 9:24 pm
11Just gave you a HONKing video over at Jackson Street.
Dale
January 15, 2008 at 8:59 am
12HONK–from Florida! (Hi David!) As the current resident Brooklynite, I have to say I am not sure that the Develop Don’t Destroy Brooklyn cause is truly a black-and-white the Man vs. the Little Guy fight. But any excuse for a cool book.
Harold
January 15, 2008 at 5:28 pm
13“The Road”, Gillian? Isn’t that the book Murray mentioned a while back?
For all you fans of independent booksellers - time to mourn another passing.
http://anothermonkey.blogspot.com/2008/01/tudor-bookshop-is-closing.ht ml
Which leaves Northeastern Pennsylvania, I believe, with NO local independent booksellers.
gillian
January 15, 2008 at 7:27 pm
14Well, what do you know… Sparky finally gets the last word!
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2008/01/14/tomo/
David
January 16, 2008 at 8:23 pm
15A great big Southern wave and a Welcome to the Sunshine State, Dale. There’s plenty of food for visitors at a real Southern table, much like what I experienced with the people I knew when I lived in New Jersey, and a wonderful Italian family in Brooklyn when I worked at the ‘64-’65 World’s Fair. I still heart the Big Apple. Always will.
Richard
January 19, 2008 at 4:31 am
16Sounds like Todd Levin will be making an appearance in the Street of Shame column in the next edition of Private Eye…