Oh yes, I know - the world is moving on. Congress overrode a Bush veto (okay, it was the Lawn Sprinkler Bill. Still, I’ll take it), elections are coming to Pakistan (probably… maybe… “boom…”), and Iraq has become a bucolic, peaceable kingdom (nothing mends fences like being segregated and/or dead).
But here in Hollywood, we’re all about the strike.

That’s me on Day 2 of the strike, picketing my old workplace, CBS Television City. How do we know it’s not Day 1? Organizers added that duct tape to the bottoms of the signs, protecting hands that previously knew no hardships more rough and damaging than the “F” and “J” keys.
One of the toughest parts of this, for me, is knowing that my office AND my parking spot AND that little kitchenette with the chocolate covered pretzels are still in there, a hundred yards away. That’s hard. Oh, yeah, and also the fact that I only have enough money for a few months and a baby on the way. So, that too.
And then, Wednesday found me up in the Valley, protesting CBS’ other lot. No, I’m not especially angry at Les Moonves - I was just linking up with some of my ol’ “Talkshow” cronies.

That’s Joe Furey, Jeff Cesario, and me. We spent our afternoon coming up with chants that were useless because A) the show in question is long dead, B) the person we’re protesting isn’t part of the problem, or C) the chant just makes no sense at all.
See, out at that particular gate, there was no foot traffic - we were more or less collecting car horn honks. So the content of the chant didn’t really matter much. Thus:
“Hey Steven Spielberg, howsabout a dealberg!”
“Here’s the story, here’s the scoop, say goodbye to your F-Troop!”
“Hey Patrick Warburton, prepare yourself for more hurtin’!”
After about 50 more variations on these themes, we started to wonder whether we’d deserved jobs in the first place. If the Rewriters Guild ever goes on strike, this town is in REAL trouble.





30 comments
p. bergman
November 9, 2007 at 1:48 pm
1How many strikes could a brick breaker break, if a brick breaker could break strikes?
It's Pat!
November 9, 2007 at 2:16 pm
2Why don’t you come up here (Minnesnowta) and strike? We got snow! At least you could toss a few snowballs at cars that don’t honk.
David
November 9, 2007 at 2:51 pm
3Hit the wrong key - cooment gone - perhaps a sign. So just remember, ne illegitimi non carborundum. You guys are ultimately labor, as are teachers (I’m UFF-FTP-NEA retired), just labor whose independence of mind is a core requirement, but labor nonetheless. So long as the young ‘un has loving parents, nutritious food, and shelter from the storms, all else is icing, unless higher education becomes the exclusive privilege of the privileged.
Besides, talent can’t be outsourced or effectively scabbed, and I can’t imagine that many truly talented people being anti-labor congenital dumbasses.
David
November 9, 2007 at 2:52 pm
4Cooment? Where in hell did that come from?
Murray
November 9, 2007 at 3:09 pm
5Stay strong Adam, It could be a long time. Several radio shows today on NPR were talking about 6 months or so. (They were on your side).
Are they still doing new Wait, Waits? Perhaps they can make up for lost time by putting you on every week. Maybe even double up so that you could be 2 of the panelists.
piglet
November 9, 2007 at 5:35 pm
6Who’s the skinny guy in the hipster bike-messenger man-pris? Not everybody can rock that look, but you are owning it.
David
November 10, 2007 at 5:52 am
7Adam v. Adam in the Lightning Fill in the Blank round? Could include Adam whacking Adam with the picket sign while Paula craps a pineapple. Just thinkin’.
David
November 10, 2007 at 11:49 am
8Goodbye, Norman M.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/books/11/10/mailer.obit/index.html
Dave von Ebers
November 10, 2007 at 2:07 pm
9David, it’s sad that Norman Mailer died regardless of how one views him or his work.
In the CNN article, I found this quote kinda curious:
[Mailer on] The ’70s: “The decade in which image became preeminent because nothing deeper was going on.”
That would have been true if you stopped paying attention in, say, 1975; but if you look at the music that came out of the second half of the decade - punk, in particular - it was, in fact, one of the most colorful and substantive periods of the post WWI era.
Now as for the 1980’s … that’s a whole ‘nother story. Ronald Reagan; Duran Duran … need I say more?
Dave von Ebers
November 10, 2007 at 2:08 pm
10Oh, and Adam … Solidarity for ever ‘n all that stuff.
David
November 10, 2007 at 4:09 pm
11Yeah, Dave, I also found that comment curious, and I agree with your take on the 70s. It is worth noting that a very important part of the 70s occurred in the early 70s. Norman Mailer was a fascinating, well, you name it, but he could lay it down when he was on. Still have no idea why he didn’t leave Charlie Rose for dead when Charlie asked him why the US was invading Iraq, and then said “And don’t tell me it’s because of the oil.”
Illinois over the Buckeyes! Told you the Zooker would bring it home for the Illini. Players will leave everything on the field for him. It’s what the Gator players did in his final game when we upset FSU in Tallahassee.
Meanwhile, my College of New Jersey Lions won the New Jersey Athletic Conference and are in the Division III championship playoffs, seeded #14 out of 25. Wooohoooooo!!!!!
David
November 10, 2007 at 4:10 pm
12I meant a very important part of the 60s, of course. Sheesh!
Dave von Ebers
November 10, 2007 at 6:26 pm
13Yeah, I’d like to think I’m a product of the 60’s and the 70’s, but I think the latter half of the 70’s has been underrated from a cultural point of view, especially when it comes to music. I suppose it’s a continuum, but it seems to me that from say, Exile on Main Street to London Calling, there was a lot of dead air.
Oh, yeah … and props to my Illini!! I’m stunned, and I have to confess I couldn’t watch the fourth quarter. Still, it was a gi-normous win. Now the hard part … do I root for Ohio State or Michigan next week? If Michigan wins, Illinois, Michigan and OSU could end up in a technical 3-way tie for first place in the Big 10, but Michigan would go to the Rose Bowl anyway. If OSU wins, Illinois could end up in sole possession of 2nd place (I think). Which might mean a better bowl game. Then again, as much as I hate to admit it, Illinois over Northwestern is no lock … so the whole discussion may be academic, anyway.
But who’d have thought Illinois would have an 8-win season under any set of circumstances, with the chance to win 9?! It’s mind boggling, really.
Now if only my Cubs can break that 100 year curse …
Dave von Ebers
November 10, 2007 at 6:28 pm
14Oh, sorry … I forgot to say … Go Lions!.
One of my brothers-in-law, who’s from Point Pleasant (just down the shore from Asbury Park, if I’m not mistaken), used to say: “New Jersey’s not the end of the world, but you can see it from there.”
Dale
November 10, 2007 at 7:47 pm
15I think the latter half of the 70’s has been underrated from a cultural point of view, especially when it comes to MEEEE!!!
SeattleTammy
November 10, 2007 at 10:11 pm
16Adam is looking tres svelte. I wonder if he’ll ever be able to put on those pants again without hearing the little voice in his head say “hipster bike-messenger man-pris”?
We just returned from a lovely dinner with Ann. Good to have sympathetic shoulders to cry on. Life changes going on everywhere, and it’s good to have friends to go through them with.
David
November 10, 2007 at 10:24 pm
17I think Point Pleasant might be where we went for the best subs on the planet when I was living in Lakewood working for the Studebaker dealer to earn some money before starting graduate school. And yes, you can see the end of the world from Tuckerton. But I liked my two years in New Jersey, and the people I got to know were as good as any people anywhere, so I continue to stun my Southern friends when I point out my fondness for the Garden State.
Dale, I did some thoroughly enjoyable partying in the later 70s, after a sabbatical that helped preserve my sanity and reinvigorate me as a teacher. But something was going wrong, and it really reared its ugly head with the 1980 election. Or maybe something we thought was going right really wasn’t. The 70s is when we as a nation knew what was needed for the well being of future generations, and we promptly rejected it, especially when we elected Ronald Reagan by an effing electoral landslide, for chrissakes. What a bookend for the styles and pop music - but I did dance.
SeattleDan
November 10, 2007 at 10:45 pm
18I’m ok with some of the seventies, and into the eighties… but I think Graceland was the end of an era in Pop Music (though I think Nirvana was important and good), but I listen to nothing but jazz these days. But I’m an old frickin’ fart.
Wanted to point folks to this YouTube explaining the strike. It’s a good piece.
G. Santayana
November 11, 2007 at 2:39 pm
19No, Dale. The ME! Generation didn’t come until the 80’s. “Those who do not remember their past are condemned to repeat their mistakes.” Believe me, we do not want to repeat the 80’s.
gillian
November 11, 2007 at 5:15 pm
20Hi guys! Back in town after a long weekend back home - well, what used to be home - coastal Carolina. I won’t tell you which beach I went to because I’d like to go back again next time and still see only 3 people out on the beach for as far as the eye can see. Of course, the drinking water sucked, but it always does down at the coast.
OK, I’ve come up with an up-side to the writer’s strike and I’m sure you’ll agree.
http://www.ajc.com/opinion/content/shared-blogs/ajc/luckovich/entries/ 2007/11/05/without_a_scrip.html
A. Santa Anna
November 11, 2007 at 7:06 pm
21So true, G. If only they hadn´t remembered the Alamo.
gillian
November 11, 2007 at 7:58 pm
22Well, I can see that nobody covered my back while I was away. Honestly, I’m not sure why I even bother.
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2007/11/12/tomo/
Boomer
November 11, 2007 at 8:20 pm
23Fanny, I’m going to kick your butt, if you don’t put that comment I just submitted up on the post. Right now, dammit! Hell, I might kick your butt anyway! Adam, feed your rat, will ya?
David
November 11, 2007 at 10:30 pm
24gillian, glad you’re back. Never doubt the gratitude for the links. I for one depend on them. For one thing, it makes it a shared experience in the cyberlounge, which is always better. And I assume we know which beach, but I won’t mention it here.
G. Santayana
November 12, 2007 at 4:22 am
25Sí, A. Santa Anna, así cierto!!!
Ann
November 12, 2007 at 11:05 am
26Gillian, no one would dare usurp your duties!
Dave von Ebers
November 12, 2007 at 5:28 pm
27I think Mike Myers, in one of the Austin Powers flicks, summarized the 1970’s and 80’s this way: “There was a gas shortage, and A Flock of Seagulls. You didn’t miss much.” Or words to that effect.
Which is a bit unfair when it comes to the 70’s … but I think he rather nailed the 80’s. In a similar vein, a friend of mine once came up with the perfect appellation for all 1980’s bands: A Flock of Haircuts.
Just remember, all the best music associated with the 1980’s actually began in the 1970’s: The Clash, the Ramones, Talking Heads, Elvis Costello (as Chicago DJ Bobby Skafish likes to say, “If your Elvis is dead, try ours”); even, if memory serves, a very young U2 debuted in the late 70’s. I remember seeing U2 play “I Will Follow” on “The Tomorrow Show with Tom Snyder” (and no, I’m not making that up) when Bono was about 18 or 19 years old, and I was sitting there thinking, how do they make all that noise with just one guitar?! Un-freakin’-believable.
Ah, well. We all grow old, don’t we.
David
November 13, 2007 at 6:23 am
28“Forever Young” - I’m thinking keeping the mind forever young with an overlay of whatever wisdom has the potential of developing with age. The body does grow old - it does not mature. Pity it takes the mind with it at then end. But as the other Dylan urged: “Do not go gentle into that goodnight.”
The 80s? Ronald Effing Reagan and “Morning in America.” There have been loads of shit, and then there have been loads of shit. Only that shit was so toxic that it could only kill. Things grew only out in the wilderness, and were of course classified as weeds. I love being a weed.
Boomer
November 13, 2007 at 6:59 am
29David, i always thought that the Democrats should have done great things with that Republican slogan - Yes. “It’s Morning in America”. Time to wake up, YOU PATHETIC MORONS!!!! - or words to that effect.
Allan Steele
November 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm
30Hey, brother– Ran into one of your cronies (at a loss for a better word) on the line at ABC Prospect today, and it made me think to reach out. Mazel Tov on the new gig and the book, of which I own a signed copy. Give a call if you see this. 323-466-9661. –Allan Steele nee Silinsky.