Now that I’ve got Wes out of the way, let me tell you about Peter.
Yes, Peter Sagal.
Peter’s first book, “The Book of Vice: Very Naughty Things (And How to Do Them)” was released this week. Run, don’t walk, to your bookstore or mouse.
Trust me on this one. I don’t say this because I’m Peter’s friend (though I am), or because I’ve hurried through a reading in the past two days (I haven’t). Peter did me the honor of giving me a look at the manuscript a few months ago, and I can tell you that even on 8×11 stock, it’s a terrific read.
Have you ever wondered about what life was like on the truly wild side? I don’t mean the staying-out-late-and-doing-a-few regretful-things side. I mean have you wondered about your unlived life as a swinger, a porn star, or a gambler?
Oh, stop lying. Me too.
Well, Peter’s gone and looked into all of that. And he’s come back with some incredibly interesting and funny stories (and one bizarrely-shaped scar that he doesn’t mention in the book and refuses to talk about). So make it a point to pick this one up, and learn all about everything (except the aforementioned and truly odd-looking scar).






43 comments
SeattleTammy
October 18, 2007 at 10:52 pm
1OO-OO-ooh! Adam, I tried to high-jack a thread earlier this week and no one noticed! T’uh!
I’m on page 163 and will be reporting on this magnificent tome on Saturday at the General’s. I’m giving it a hurried 5 day read and a mad gathering of ‘a href’ links.
What delightful sinning without actually having to be the sinner. This time. Thank You Peter!
Zee Man
October 19, 2007 at 3:37 am
2SeattleTammy - What delightful sinning without actually having to be the sinner. Well, maybe he’s not actually doing any sinning…maybe… but remember this book is brought to us through Peter’s personal filter. As my buddy, the great artist COCOCheznaynay, says “What happens in Vagueness, stays in Vagueness.” Words to live by.
dee
October 19, 2007 at 4:40 am
3ST — I noticed your hijack attempt a few days ago and went to amazon.com to see if there was any more info about the book. (Of course, I would buy the book from my favorite independent bookseller) I found it amusing that all the associated “forums” were all about parenting, with topics like “20 month old wakes up screaming every morning,” “3.5 yr old can’s sit still in class — help me.”
Somehow I don’t think that’s the kind of “naughty” Peter had in mind. But I haven’t read the book yet, so perhaps I am mistaken and he’ll be a wellspring of advice for Adam as the years go by.
Thompson
October 19, 2007 at 10:41 am
4My family has something of a tradition–if you laugh audibly at a passage in a book, you must immediately read it aloud so the rest of the room can share in the amusement. On incredibly rare occasions, entire books are deemed too damned funny for the isolated passage treatment. Pratchett falls heavily into this category, with a few other scattered works from various authors.
Chalk one up for Mister Sagal. In fact, he gets a singular honor. After ripping through the book between various other activites over the course of a day, I’m actively looking for an audience to threaten with a recitation.
It's Pat!
October 19, 2007 at 1:42 pm
5I want a list of recommended reading from this cozy group of pals we have here. Thompson, you first. Give me a couple titles of “scattered works from various authors”.
There’s nothing better (ok, there are three things that are better, but that’s personal) than curling up with a good book. I do it 2 to 3 times a week (read books, you vice ridden naughty people), so give up some titles.
My last born child just got his driver’s license today, so I need the distraction. Please hurry.
Kjell Mikkelsen
October 19, 2007 at 3:12 pm
6Ja sure, here are a couple of at my favoritt books, It is Pat. Knut Hamsun, “Under The Autumn Star”, Henrik Ibsen, “A Doll’s House”, und Sigrid Undset, “Kristin Lavransdatter”. You should want to read maybe the English translations. Norge can be a bitch.
Bits
October 19, 2007 at 6:21 pm
7Books: Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey & Maturin series (20 volumes, what bliss), beginning with “Master & Commander.” (Hint: just let all the stuff about ropes and sailing 6 points free flow by; local color, but you don’t have to understand it.) A seafaring action series, in some sense … but, oh so much more.
SeattleTammy
October 20, 2007 at 3:42 pm
8It’s Pat! congrats on the youngests’ driver’s license! We’re still in the white knuckle stage. And, there’s a developing rut on the passengerside floorboards, from attempted parental braking.
My two all-purpose recommends are:
Leif Engle’s “Peace Like A River”
(I’ve had people make a special return trip to the shop just to thank me for this one!)
and John Connolly’s “Book of Lost Things” (just out in paperback this week.)
It appears I have a troll over at the bookreport so if anyone wants to go flame “Ben” have at! (glance through his profile so you can see what a blowhard he is!) Thanks!
hedera
October 20, 2007 at 9:01 pm
9What troll? Looking for someone to swat, I just went and read all your visible posts and ALL the comments - very interesting stuff on the Supreme Court by the way, and yes, Clarence Thomas does not live in the real world - and I didn’t see any “Ben”. In fact I didn’t see anyone I didn’t already know from here. How far back do I need to excavate to find this guy?
SeattleTammy
October 20, 2007 at 10:00 pm
10Over at the Generals’ hedera, not Jackson St.
Idiot whose profile shows 6 ongoing blogs.
“very interesting stuff on the Supreme Court by the way”
Loves me some Dave von E!
It's Pat!
October 21, 2007 at 8:59 am
11thank you for the recommendations evereyone. I will read them as soon as this nice autumn weather stops in Minne-so-fall-ta. Might be ten minutes from now, ya never know. We got all of Georgia’s rain I think.
Update: son took the van for a spin, left garage door wide open, leaves blew in, no wrecks so far.
cooper
October 21, 2007 at 1:58 pm
12Pat, if there were ever a screaming need for a beater, it is the new teen driver. At least he opened the garage door before backing out - that’s a bonus.
In NC it’s a law that, without an adult in the car, there can be only one other teen in the vehicle with a teen driver. The idea being less distractions and I think it’s helped cut down on accidents. Good luck with the newbie. BTW, preach “No cell phones while driving, dammit!” for the first 6 months or so. That’s how our son totaled our van - taking a call from his mother. Argggh! I hate cell phones.
hedera
October 21, 2007 at 4:00 pm
13I believe a new law in California forbids drivers under the age of 18 from having anyone else at all under the age of 18 in the car while driving. Whether there’s an adult along or not, I believe. I may have wished this were so…
Tammy, I’ll have to go check out the General.
David
October 21, 2007 at 4:39 pm
14Strange driving laws for strange times. It was possible at one time in North Carolina for a student with a driver’s license to drive the school bus. And in my youth in Florida, you could get your regular license at 16, and that was it. You were a licensed driver. And if you were a married woman, you did not have to be 16. You were legally an adult when you got married. Oh, yeah, my grandmother married my grandfather when she was 15 and he was in his early 20s. They raised 12 children, he was elected county judge, and they were married until he died of tb in his late 50s. She was a Hardshell Baptist preacher, which did not sit well with the establishment elders, but her congregation chose her anyway. Grandpa was a Presbyterian, but he believed she’d been called to preach and backed her. He had the first Model T in Stanton, Kentucky, which he turned over on a regular basis because he couldn’t keep it in the ruts.
hedera
October 21, 2007 at 4:55 pm
15SeattleTammy, I checked out your troll. I first found him complaining that Peter Seagal’s enunciation was un-Amurrican (which is how I’m sure he’d pronounce it). I was interested because the things he complained about in Peter’s speech are exactly the way I talk - what’s wrong with sounding a “t” clearly, for God’s sake? I then went a looked at all six of his blogs.
First, he doesn’t have six current blogs. He has one current blog, and five other blogs which haven’t been updated for intervals varying from 2 to 5 months. Second, his blogs are absolutely peculiar as hell - did you READ any of them? Very strange…
SeattleTammy
October 21, 2007 at 8:56 pm
16yes, hedera I did look at them! That’s how I identified him as a certified, low-grade crack-pot troll! What a maroon! (”make time for terry”- oh so cute! Guido Sarducci he ain’t!) My sainted Mother-in-Law always advised me to say “cute” or “special” when I couldn’t say anything nice.
I hope you flamed his ass good!
jonathan wayne littlebit koerner
October 22, 2007 at 5:38 am
17I am wondering how many items listed in Pete’s new proffering were documented by way of the invasion of my privacy, which began before my birth on 30 August, 1957, among the elite powermongers, spreading then to our fine intelligentsia, then of course to Hollywood, and well…
sheesh, everybody, I didn’t know I had no privacy until 1983, when I’d already raped 2 women
true story
jonathan wk
ps rememeber that everybody “loved” raymond, and everybody has always hated me
jonathan wayne littlebit koerner
October 22, 2007 at 5:43 am
18gawd i hate prurience , pete ‘
Rob Allen
October 22, 2007 at 10:32 am
19For anyone who may have read both books, how does Peter’s new Book of Vice compare with Dan Savage’s Skipping Towards Gomorrah?
Benjamin
October 22, 2007 at 11:46 am
20In case you missed it: Peter was on Fresh Air with Terry Gross! about a week ago. Very enlightning and entertaining discusion. Download the podcast or stream it yourself.
Linkmeister
October 22, 2007 at 4:56 pm
21I just reviewed Takeover, Charlie Savage’s book about the Unitary Executive Theory.
It’s depressing.
hedera
October 22, 2007 at 7:36 pm
22Sorry, SeattleTammy, I’m constrained by my upbringing. I can’t just flame people; I have to make a reasoned response (which may be phrased with biting wit if I’m lucky) to the weird things they say. Truth was, I couldn’t bring myself to read enough of his stuff to respond to it.
Actually, it’s too bad he’s so weird, because the yokel can actually write - some of the pieces in the Ketchup in a Can blog (no, I’m not going to link it - you should be able to find that name, it’s on Blogger) approach some of the stuff that H.P. Lovecraft used to write, a sort of sly domestic horror that creeps up on you. But the blog he calls Suicide Food is just gross.
hedera
October 22, 2007 at 7:38 pm
23I heard Peter on Fresh Air, it was a pleasure to hear him exchanging repartee with Terry Gross. I may have to get that book…
Sue
October 23, 2007 at 8:15 am
24Scott Simon also interviewed Peter a week ago on Weekend Edition.
D’you s’pose he’ll be calling Click and Clack for automotive advice any time soon?
SeattleDan
October 23, 2007 at 11:34 am
25Good review, links. Now where is that glass of hemlock? I had it around here somewhere.
Dave von Ebers
October 24, 2007 at 6:02 pm
26Seattle Tammy - Sorry I missed all the fun. Been outa the loop the past few days. Didn’t know it was troll hunting season again. Sigh.
And please, be nice to me all you Wolverine fans. I’m still recovering from last Saturday night.
Ancillary Illini Fan
October 26, 2007 at 4:31 am
27DvE, I was pulling for your (and a former colleague with his MA in chemistry from Illinois) guys. You will beat UM within the next two years. The Zooker won’t rest until you do.
Dave von Ebers
October 26, 2007 at 1:48 pm
28Thanks, Ancillary IF. I suspect you’re right, but it woulda been sweeeeet to do it this year.
Sadly, the last time Illinois beat Michigan in Champaign was … wait for it … October 1983. Twenty-four years ago, and, as it turns out, about five months after I graduated undergrad. I happened to be back in town visiting friends that fateful day, and you’d have thought it was VE day or something. The place just shut down. Beer literally flowed in the streets. Well, on Green Street, to be precise. But, still.
Since then, we’ve beaten ‘em only twice (I think), and both of those were in Ann Arbor.
Sigh.
Kjell Mikkelsen
October 26, 2007 at 7:27 pm
29Wow, jonathan wayne littlebit koerner, that’s amazing. And you guys thought I was too dense to understand. I’m feeling it much better these days, for sure.
Thompson
October 27, 2007 at 10:05 am
30*reacquires time!*
Hm. Try Barry Hughart’s “Bridge of Birds,” provided you can find it. Every time I lose a copy, I spend a couple of months or so hunting another one down. It deals with a peasant and an absurdly ancient detective in neo-Confucian China attempting to save the lives of the children of a small village, and their adventures poking at the mythological.
I note we’ve had a few plays for entries. Just about anything by David Ives is worth a read, but I keep his collection “All In The Timing” at my desk at work, primarily for “Words, Words, Words.” Then again, anything that involves both Shakespeare and monkeys is going to keep my attention.
Christopher Moore is a little on the formulaic side, but I’m willing to forgive that–the formula’s like the walls of a room. They’re really just there so he can hang interesting linguistic presentations on them. “A Dirty Job,” I think, is the last of his books that I read. He has another one that I’ve forgotten the name of entirely, but it deals with Jesus’ best friend Biff, and his unwritten gospel.
Landis
October 27, 2007 at 1:13 pm
31Books? You want fun - just about anything by Christopher Buckley will fit the bill. My favorite is Little Green Men, but there are several others as well (No Way to Treat a First Lady, Florence of Arabia). I don’t even bother mentioning Schrodinger’s Ball because I know you all read that - but it’s quite good too.
Despondent Gator
October 28, 2007 at 6:42 am
32Georgia. We lost to Georgia. Where is the hemlock?
Dave von Ebers
October 28, 2007 at 8:56 am
33Despondent Gator, at least Georgia’s a bona fide program, though I would have thought Florida would beat them. Maybe Tebow’s injury is worse than they’ll admit.
In any event, the Big 10 has the perfect solution to Florida’s doldrums: Schedule a MAC team in the middle of the season. It works wonders. Illinois lost to Iowa and Michigan the past two weeks, but we beat Ball State yesterday, dammit. (Apologies to David Letterman; but hey, a win’s a win, man.)
Just a suggestion …
David
October 28, 2007 at 2:10 pm
34Too many freshmen and inexperienced sophomores making the mistakes young players are going to make. Still, that game was in reach most of the way.
We do have FAU as the 12th add-on game. Thanks for the commiseration. Illinois v. Florida in a bowl game? The press would have all kinds of story lines.
Dave von Ebers
October 29, 2007 at 6:33 am
35Yes, David … but few people would remember that Florida beat Illinois in the 1988 All-American Bowl, 14-10. Sadly, I have a great capacity to remember utterly useless sports trivia about my alma mater.
David
October 29, 2007 at 12:34 pm
36I remember us narrowly beating Illinois, I just couldn’t remember in what game. I was thinking rematch when I suggested the Gators v. the Illini. Thanks for the sports trivia reminder, which is never useless when it involves one’s alma mater.
Dave von Ebers
October 29, 2007 at 12:42 pm
37Aye, David.
My wife never ceases to be amazed when we’re flipping around the channels on a Saturday afternoon during football or basketball season … I’m always going, “Oh, yeah, Hawaii, they beat us in the Holiday Bowl in 1980-something”; “I’ll never root for Army again after the 198_ Peach Bowl …”; “I hate Austin Peay … they beat us in the NCAA’s in 1987″; “Tulsa? I hate friggin’ Tulsa … we lost to Tulsa in the first round in …”
You get the picture.
David
October 29, 2007 at 9:24 pm
38I love it, DvE. I’ve had a hard spot in my heart for Texas A&M (apologies to Watefowler) ever since they destroyed us in the something-or-other Bluebonnet Bowl. I try to let it go, but dammit…
dee
October 30, 2007 at 4:40 am
39You both realize that years from now, when you’re sitting in The Home mumbling things like “Gators…88…dammit…no bluebonnet…” it will just be attributed to your dementia.
Not unlike it is n…..I mean….uh…Go Blue!
Dave von Ebers
October 30, 2007 at 6:07 am
40Dee … it surely is a sickness; and I have no doubt that it is the early onset of dimentia, at least in my case.
But, it’s not like I root for Notre Dame or anything. So, I got that goin’ for me. Which is nice.
Landis
October 30, 2007 at 7:21 am
41Be the ball, von Ebers, be the ball.
David
October 30, 2007 at 11:54 am
42It is some sort of disorder, dee, but I still second Landis’s mantra.
Dave von Ebers
October 31, 2007 at 8:26 am
43Just remember … “No money will be exchanged, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.”
Or something like that.