I’ll be returning to “Wait Wait” after a seven-week layoff tomorrow.  I hope I can remember how it all goes.  Something about the news, yes?

Speaking of news, our President exercised his 4th-ever veto yesterday, wiping out the expansion of the children’s health care program.  Bush worries that it’s a move towards government-controlled health care.  I found myself wishing that some Democrats would find the gonads to say “Yes, but on the bright side, it’s a move towards government-controlled health care!”

Gonads of that size still aren’t available on the Democratic side, I suppose, but this is a good start.  Maybe getting the idea that a veto isn’t the end of the world and that the White House can’t always return serve with a treacherous spin might make Congress do something about… oh, I don’t know… the war.  Maybe they could offer the krazy argument that supporting the troops doesn’t necessarily mean “keeping them in the line of fire forever.”

I know.  A crazy thought.  Everyone knows that if you cut off funding the troops will instantly be left standing there in their boxer shorts armed with only a tiny white flag and an embarrassed smile.  Sorry I brought it up…