CAMP DAVID, Maryland (Reuters) - …Karzai, visiting the United States amid renewed concern about worsening violence in Afghanistan and the threat from militant hideouts across the border in Pakistan, said he was building up his army and police to finish off the Taliban.
The Taliban, driven from power by a U.S.-led invasion in 2001, are “a force that is acting in cowardice by killing children going to school” and posed threats to innocents, including teachers, clergy, engineers and international aid workers, Karzai said.
He added, however: “They’re not posing any threat to the government of Afghanistan. They’re not posing any threat to the institutions of Afghanistan or to the buildup of institutions of Afghanistan.”
“Our new institutions can’t be touched by them, which all international businessmen should keep in mind.” said Karzai. “They talk a lot of junk, but we will smack those dopes down, if you catch my meaning. So it is safe enough to trot your horse down our black tar roads. Liberty, sweet liberty, is the heroin of this story, and she is as sweet as brown sugar, if you get… my… drift.”
Karzai took the last five minutes of his speech to repeatedly give out his pager number, an unusual step for a foreign dignitary.





22 comments
hedera
August 6, 2007 at 9:15 am
1Addressing the implications of Mr. Karzai’s remarks (as invented by Adam) - when are we going to realize that our insistence on blue-nose morality laws is one of our most serious handicaps in the GWOT? If we legalized all currently illegal drugs, to the level of regulation currently enjoyed by alcohol and tobacco, the drop in street price and the competition from energetic American capitalists would cut the legs out from under the Taliban, who are the primary financial beneficiaries of the Afghan opium crop. Incidentally we would also eliminate the funding source for the FARC in Colombia and the drug gangs that are currently causing Mexico so much trouble; and finally, we could release all the people currently in jail on drug possession charges, and solve the prison overcrowding problem. Why is this so hard for people to grasp?
Scott
August 6, 2007 at 10:01 am
2Hedra,
To have the desired effect you describe, every country would have to decriminalize the production and consumption heroin not just the U.S.
Dirk's Diary
August 6, 2007 at 10:05 am
38/06/2007
Dear Diary,
Jeffery told me about a video on the internets yesterday - “Brownback Girl” and both of us were dumbfounded and amazed after watching it. It’s nothing like Obama’s Girl. I thought the Brownback Girl was sufficiently pious, but grotesquely hermaphroditic. Jeffery said this was “bad mojo - bad, bad mojo” for the Brownback campaign. I don’t know what that means, but up until now Jeff was squarely in the Brownback campaign. Now, not so much.
It’s been a slow and baking hot weekend here in Idaho - but it’s a dry heat, as I quickly point out to all the tourists. I’m flying back to DC tomorrow (dammit to hell) where Karl will be performing a Texas mind meld on all the cabinet members -Cheney’s orders, an effort to “assure all the cannons are firmly secured and none will come loose and begin rolling wildly around on the deck after being lit”. The VP has a penchant for metaphors involving firearms and things exploding. The President, I’m sure, doesn’t have a clue what a metaphor is.
I was in Cheney’s office the other week and walked up to his man-sized safe that is kept locked at all times. After security beat me to the floor, I noticed a voice, much like Harriet Miers muffled and screaming for help. Maybe it was just the ringing in my ears from being mercilessly pummeled by the guards’ blackjacks. That must be it - not even Cheney would kidnap a former member of the White House staff just because she is likely to be brought before a congressional investigation on firing the federal prosecutors - would he? Maybe not, but these are indeed strange times.
Off to bed now, tomorrow’s a long day.
Dirk
Hanna
August 6, 2007 at 11:54 am
4One of the policies of the U.S. is to force, cajole and bribe other countries into conforming with our puritan ideals on drugs. Once we stop doing that, I think we’ll notice that the saner world was always there, we just bought their over-restrictive laws. Just as we are currently doing with over-restrictive copyright laws.
T. Chong
August 6, 2007 at 3:17 pm
5Far out and radical post, hedera…
So, are you holding?
gillian
August 6, 2007 at 3:58 pm
6What a great weekend Heather and I had in Craftsbury Common. Summer in Vermont almost makes the winters here worth it. Almost.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions/cartoonsandvideos/toles_ main.html?name=Toles&date=08052007
Dale
August 6, 2007 at 5:16 pm
7Crap, now we have to invade Methadonia.
Harold
August 6, 2007 at 5:28 pm
8Just another Mid-East cash crop we paid to secure, but won’t be profiting from!
SeattleTammy
August 6, 2007 at 5:39 pm
9Ding!
Ten points for Dale!
Methadonia
August 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
10We have no high-value natural resources, and there aren’t enough of us to constitute a cheap labor pool. We will, however, greet you with flowers if you bring us i-Pods.
It's Pat!
August 6, 2007 at 6:19 pm
11I’m going to vote in the New Hempshire primary for Barack Obonga.
Hey Kjell, you started a ruckus in the last post. Hable espanol? Sprechen sie Deutsch? How about Nebraskan?
Kjell Mikkelsen
August 6, 2007 at 6:46 pm
12Am sorry, It’s Pat, I’m a fair way a dumb Norgie fisherman at Bergen, Norge. I chat Norsk and a little Engelske.
hedera
August 6, 2007 at 7:50 pm
13Absolutely ten points for Dale. Is Methadonia anything like Dilbert’s Elbonia??
No, Tommy, I am not holding and in fact I don’t use. I never have more than an occasional glass of wine. This is a disinterested suggestion for the general good.
Scott, you’re right, but you’re also letting the best get in the way of the good. If it were legal here, they’d quit smuggling it here, as happened when we repealed Prohibition. Besides, we’re probably the biggest market after China and India, assuming they have a market. I’d hate to be on the receiving end of whatever it is China does to drug smugglers. Don’t they just shoot ‘em out of hand?
T. Chong
August 7, 2007 at 2:49 am
14OK, man. It’s good to have a normal person on our side, man.
Sharon
August 7, 2007 at 12:01 pm
15Speaking of infrastructure…;-)….Barbara Ehrenreich has written a column worthy of FanAp.
http://ehrenreich.blogs.com/barbaras_blog/2007/08/the-war-on-infr.html
Lamar
August 7, 2007 at 3:10 pm
16OK. But dedicated to what?
Kjell Mikkelsen
August 7, 2007 at 3:24 pm
17I assume I was no clear in the past writing. I try to be one of fisherman in Norge. I almost to die six incidents. Now I grow wheat in Minnesota. Life am strange and exciting, ja? Og fordømme kulden, også!
gillian
August 7, 2007 at 3:39 pm
18OK, Lamar, you’re new here and so I’ll go easy on you… this time. I’ll politely explain that I feel I’ve earned a certain amount of credibility when it comes to sifting through the hundreds of comics offered daily on the internet. I put a lot of time and effort into this service and distill it down to a few of the very best comics on the web. I normally share these gleanings with this and several other blogs of note. So with all due respect I implore you to QUIT WORKIN’ MY SIDE OF THE STREET, BUSTER!!! Thank you and may God Bless.
Landis
August 7, 2007 at 5:48 pm
19Wow - that link to Tom Tomorrow wasn’t gillian. I didn’t even notice the name and made the obvious assumption. You’ve got to admit: it was a good comic.
It's Pat!
August 7, 2007 at 5:51 pm
20Ya shoulda grown corn Kjell. We be makin’ gas! The TRUE American addiction! I should know, I own four cars. And two bikes. But I do feed hummingbirds and make my own salsa, so that makes me ok, right? Right?
Kjell Mikkelsen
August 7, 2007 at 6:55 pm
21In my book of thinking, Pat, ja sure.
David
August 8, 2007 at 6:49 am
22I kind of like the idea of a restraining order against Fox.