From a speech by President Bush, 2002:
My Cabinet-level working group has met regularly for the last 10 weeks to review the most recent, most accurate, and most comprehensive science. They have heard from scientists offering a wide spectrum of views. They have reviewed the facts… about what is not known on the science of climate change.
First, we know the surface temperature of the earth is warming…
Yet, the Academy’s report tells us that we do not know how much effect natural fluctuations in climate may have had on warming. We do not know how much our climate could, or will change in the future. We do not know how fast change will occur, or even how some of our actions could impact it.…And, finally, no one can say with any certainty what constitutes a dangerous level of warming, and therefore what level must be avoided.
The Bush administration has unveiled plans for a high-level conference on global warming next month that would bring together the world’s biggest polluters, including Australia, to seek agreement on reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
…In a letter to invitees obtained by Reuters, Bush said: “The United States is committed to collaborating with other major economies” to agree on a global framework for cutting greenhouse gas emissions.”
Let’s keep in mind that this isn’t really about policy - the Bush administration is still against “economy-wide” caps on emissions. But what this is about is a major advance in scientific knowledge.
Who’d have suspected, back in 2002, that science would advance to the point where we could tell, without too much doubt, that the warming of our planet was most likely the result of human activity!? It boggles the mind. Not a lot of study was being done back then, and scientists were for the most part blaming the increased temperatures on “coincidence,” “bad mojo,” and “the Gods.” [see, for example, the American Scientific Journal, April, 2002, “The Effects of God’s Firebreathing Dragon on Global Temperatures,” by Dr. A. W. Bockington.]
It’s a proud day, but also a sobering one. Back in 2002 we could live in blissful ignorance that our SUVs, our refineries, and our factories were harming the planet. Scientific remedies for the warming trend were limited to such ideas as “leeching” (New Scientist, April, 2001), “sunscreen” (Climatology Today, June, 2000), and “turning on the A.C. and opening all the windows” (Nature, August, 2002).
Not anymore. Science has marched on, and we can now say conclusively that there’s a good chance that this global warming thing might or might not be happening due to human activity and that beginning to talk about setting a framework for discussing some industry-friendly plans for beginning to reduce greenhouse emissions should begin… pretty soon. And that’s progress.
Tragically, that is progress.





30 comments
Harold
August 3, 2007 at 8:24 am
1Rest assured that any agreements for action that may come out of this will not go into effect until after January 20, 2009. I can hear the quotes now: “Global Warming is not an issue that will be resolved by this generation, or this administration. So, it is with a deep sense of optimism that we add this problem to the growing number of problems that somebody else will need to address in the future, along with Iraq, our nation’s crumbling infrastructure, Social Security, Medicare, our dwindling energy supplies and boundless appetite for energy, our overtaxed energy generation network, our overburdened schools, our overextended military, our enormous deficit, our dwindling relevance to the global economy…”
Scott
August 3, 2007 at 9:11 am
2How would a Great Lobster breath out fire underwater? I’m confused. Is the Dragon a servant of the Great Lobster? Is it his/her will that we feel his/her hot breath?
Perhaps we have been too lax with homosexuals? should we not try to tighten that up before doing anything drastic to HUMMERS(pun unintended)?
J. Inhofe
August 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm
3It’s a hoax, I tell you, a preposterous hoax, the greatest hoax ever perpetrated.
Ronnie Raygun
August 3, 2007 at 3:56 pm
4Here’s a few of my more notable quotes on pollution -
*”The American Petroleum Institute filed suit against the EPA [and] charged that the agency was suppressing a scientific study for fear it might be misinterpreted … The suppressed study reveals that 80 percent of air pollution comes not from chimneys and auto exhaust pipes, but from plants and trees.”
* “If you’ve seen one redwood, you’ve seen them all.”
* “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.”
* “A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?”
Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here in the crypt the whole week. What am I talking about? I’ll be here forever. Oh, and steer clear of the ratatouille. It’s a killer!
cooper
August 3, 2007 at 5:05 pm
5Harold, you should run for public office. No, really. You’ve got the most important thing in politics figured out.
Kjell Mikkelsen
August 3, 2007 at 5:37 pm
6It is the about interval I begin using facts of Englishe language. I’m wishing to startle “It’s Pat! “.
D. Quayle
August 3, 2007 at 5:54 pm
7“[It’s] time for the human race to enter the solar system.” I hope that quote helps in this discussion of the future, as we’ve lived it.
SeattleTammy
August 3, 2007 at 5:56 pm
8Wow, Kjell, you startled me!
Lamar
August 3, 2007 at 6:12 pm
9HE’s BAAAACK!!!
Yo! Kjell! Scoot over, my man. Make room for D.Q. in your English as a Second Language class. You know Mr. Quayle, compared to the present, you weren’t such a jiveass, dangerous, and anal compulsive VP after all. And I don’t give a rat’s ass what Barbara Bush says behind your back! Da’ bi-utch!
nick
August 3, 2007 at 7:09 pm
10it was sort of funny enough on its own - but Adam, you still make it funnier.
Most Saturdays I remember to try and stay up for “Talk Show with Spike Feresten” - I started to watch it because of you and it is too bad you are moving to cable (PAY cable to boot).
I advanced a theory that the reason you win so often on Wait Wait Don’t Tell me is due to your being a guest-host and, thus, knowing the process that goes into questions - but I don’t know if Luke “Luuuuuuuke” Burbank is going to have a similar situation - and you used to win a lot even before you were a guest host.
Also, do you ever get *just a little* upset that Mo posts so much on his new blog when he didn’t really post so much over here.
SeattleDan
August 3, 2007 at 7:51 pm
11One word: potatoe.
Mojo
August 4, 2007 at 5:47 am
12scientists were for the most part blaming the increased temperatures on “coincidence,” “bad mojo,” and “the Gods.”
I am SO tired of being blamed for everything around here!
ginny
August 4, 2007 at 5:50 am
13Thanks for the heads up, Adam, you’re ferretting out the breaking news as usual. So noted.
D. Quayle
August 4, 2007 at 3:52 pm
14Yes. OK - potatoe! Good to see another intellectual uses the 19th Century spelling! The vast left wing conspiracy certainly got their panties in a twist over that, didn’t they? The world has too many morons - I should know. “People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” - I should know that, too.
SeattleDan
August 4, 2007 at 4:46 pm
15D. I’m hoping you’re brushing up on your Latin so you speak to the people of Latin America on your next visit.
D. Quayle
August 4, 2007 at 5:32 pm
16EGO sum iam illic, Dan. Ha Ha! Monday, I’m off on a golfing vacation at the Jockey Club in Buenos Aires and I don’t have to take Marilyn with me this time. YeeHaw!!! I’ve been practicing “Quare operor non vos emersum ut meus locus?” all week. That should really impress some hot, young Latin tomatoe.
David
August 5, 2007 at 8:39 am
17Three words: Fred Thompson, thong. Brilliant, Adam, brilliant. Still, you did blow the Lightning Fill in the Blank and let Roxanne steal the victory. Where was the fire in your belly?
waterfowler
August 5, 2007 at 1:11 pm
18Just got back to East Tree Stump. It’s August and it’s hot. Still wating for my global warming…Sorry, I’m now supposed to say “climate change”, and I’m still waiting on Adam’s Al/ChickenBIGFoot bit. It’s gonna be great…
Siobhan, we saw some cool feathers down south this week.
And ya’ll don’t know what hot is until you’ve been on a summer beach in Cozumel. If you aren’t in the water or under an umbrella, it’s brutal.
Hope you’ve been gettin’ some rain Mr. Coop.
cooper
August 5, 2007 at 2:03 pm
19Just a few light showers here and there, wf. We’ve slipped from “Moderate” drought into “Severe” this past week. I guess we’ll have to rely on the hurricanes to get the water table back to where it should be. Cozumel in July or August is a no-go, huh? Well, better you discover that than me. Thanks for the tip.
Dirk's Diary
August 5, 2007 at 5:30 pm
208/05/2007
Dear Diary,
Jeffery told me about a video on the internets yesterday - “Brownback Girl” and both of us were dumbfounded and amazed after watching it. It’s nothing like Obama’s Girl. I thought the Brownback Girl was grotesquely hermaphroditic. Jeffery said this was “bad mojo - bad, bad mojo” for the Brownback campaign. I don’t know what that means, but up until now Jeff was squarely in the Brownback campaign. Now, not so much.
It’s been a slow and baking hot weekend here in Idaho - but it’s a dry heat, as I quickly point out to all the tourists. I’m flying back to DC tomorrow where Karl will be performing a Texas mind meld on all the cabinet members -Cheney’s orders, an effort to “assure all the cannons are firmly secured and none will come loose and begin rolling wildly around on the deck after being lit”. The VP has a penchant for metaphors involving firearms and things exploding. The President, I’m sure, doesn’t have a clue what a metaphor is.
I was in Cheney’s office the other week and walked up to his man-sized safe that is kept locked at all times. After security beat me to the floor, I noticed a voice, much like Francis Townsend’s muffled and screaming for help. Maybe it was just the ringing in my ears from being mercilessly pummeled by the guards’ blackjacks. That must be it - not even Cheney would kidnap a member of the White House just because she is likely to be brought before a congressional investigation on illegal wiretaps - would he? Maybe not. These are indeed strange times.
Off to bed now, tomorrow’s a long day.
Dirk
waterfowler
August 5, 2007 at 8:18 pm
21Not a no-go, just stay in the water. It’s pretty cool.
Dale
August 5, 2007 at 11:15 pm
22Umm Dan? You know it´s the middle of winter in Buenos Aires, right?
M. Quayle
August 6, 2007 at 5:44 am
23That’s why it’s ok for Dan to go without me.
Murray
August 6, 2007 at 2:27 pm
24Hey Dan Q. Semper ubi sub ubi.
Back in ‘88 Quayle came to Columbia (MD) were I lived and I made a sign that read “Ketchup and Quayle, 2 Republican vegetables”.
D. Quayle
August 6, 2007 at 3:39 pm
25Yeah, Murray, I remember you from all those FBI photos, you little snot. “Always wear underwear”? I suppose you walk around with that on your bleeding heart left-winged liberal protest signs these days, huh? I still say President Reagan was right - Ketchup is a vegetable, dammit.
BTW, I tried my Latin on the stewardess on the flight down to Buenos Aires today, but she must speak a different dialect. A little nappy-poo and I’ll hit the bar scene later on tonight. Adeo mihi, mama! That should be a sure fire pick-up line. My Latin teacher, Claudius, says it’s always worked for him! Hot-cha-cha-cha!
Ketchup
August 6, 2007 at 6:14 pm
26I am a good source of licopenes, so Murray, I hope you no longer link me with D. Quayle, who, as far as I can tell, has no particular redeeming qualities, unless he realizes the invasion of Iraq was a really bad idea, not to mention a criminal enterprise.
Big Al
August 7, 2007 at 8:37 am
27Mr. Waterfowler, just to keep you up to speed:
Today in Singapore, Al Gore [that’s me] lambasted the misinformation campaign led by the world’s leading carbon polluters. “There has been an organized campaign, financed to the tune of about $10 million a year from some of the largest carbon polluters, to create the impression that there is disagreement in the scientific community,” said Gore. “In actuality, there is very little disagreement.”
waterfowler
August 7, 2007 at 12:28 pm
28OK… I’ll now march in lock step w/ the enviro-nazis. Thank you for educating me, sir.
The main point of course, is that Big Al IS one of the world’s leading carbon polluters. One more time; If he really believed what he spewed from his mouth, he’d live in a mud hut and quit farting, just to set an example for us mindless idiots.
Dirk's Diary
August 8, 2007 at 2:45 am
298/08/2007
Dear Diary,
Jeffery told me about a video on the internets yesterday - “Brownback Girl” and both of us were dumbfounded and amazed after watching it. It’s nothing like Obama’s Girl. I thought the Brownback Girl was sufficiently pious, but grotesquely hermaphroditic. Jeffery said this was “bad mojo - bad, bad mojo” for the Brownback campaign. I don’t know what that means, but up until now Jeff was squarely in the Brownback campaign. Now, not so much.
It’s been a slow and baking hot weekend here in Idaho - but it’s a dry heat, as I quickly point out to all the tourists. I’m flying back to DC tomorrow where Karl will be performing a Texas mind meld on all the cabinet members -Cheney’s orders, an effort to “assure all the cannons are firmly secured and none will come loose and begin rolling wildly around on the deck after being lit”. The VP has a penchant for metaphors involving firearms and things exploding. The President, I’m sure, doesn’t have a clue what a metaphor is.
I was in Cheney’s office the other week and walked up to his man-sized safe that is kept locked at all times. After security beat me to the floor, I noticed a voice, much like Harriet Miers muffled and screaming for help. Maybe it was just the ringing in my ears from being mercilessly pummeled by the guards’ blackjacks. That must be it - not even Cheney would kidnap a former member of the White House staff just because she is likely to be brought before a congressional investigation on firing the federal prosecutors - would he? Maybe not, but these are indeed strange times.
Off to bed now, tomorrow’s a long day.
Dirk
Big Al
August 8, 2007 at 6:59 am
30I do not consider you a mindless idiot, Mr. Waterfowler. Quite the opposite. I just think you’ve signed on to some mistaken notions regarding global warming. Yes, I’m a well-off consumer, which I think makes me quite patriotic in the eyes of both Bushes. But critique the message. That can be useful if the critique is valid. And remember, while the younger Bush’s outpost in Crawford is enviromentally quite responsible, he has championed the wrong messages and the wrong policies regarding global warming, and done it as the most powerful single figure (figurehead to some) in American public life.
Meanwhile, thank you for your support of conservation and wildlife populations. We do have common ground.