Just checking in to say that the movers will be arriving in the morning, and less than 24 hours later I’ll be on a plane for Chicago and “Wait Wait.” So barring a visit from Chris or Sienna, you’ll all be on your own here for a couple of days.

I expect everyone to be on their best behavior. I sweartagod if I come back to find that one of you has thrown a party here without permission, there will be consequences.

Moving is stressful, yes, but we Felbers have had worse. For my family, any move that doesn’t involve angry, torch-bearing villagers is a high-class move. In fact, that’s made us less likely to move on our own. Throughout history, Felbers have reasoned, “Why move now, in such a seller’s market? If we wait for the pogrom we might get a deal…” Keen observers will note a great deal of backfire potential in that strategy, and admittedly it hasn’t always worked out so great for us. On the bright side, though, it does make me easy to find in the phone book…

Family history aside, though, this looks like a promising move. See you on the other side, folks…