Hello, everyone. Please enjoy today’s “Wait Wait,” and know that I am fine. PErfectly fine, and enjoying myself in ______, where I will be spending the next 36 hours ____ing a fascinating _____ with _____, ______, and _______.
It should be _____. Or at least _______.
I’ve said too much. Have a great weekend.
Fanny Roborat
28 comments
Mojo
May 19, 2007 at 6:49 am
1Mr Felber,
Because you violated the terms of your contract by revealing that this ultra-secret project is in a location which has both electricity and internet access, you are hereby terminated. You might as well reveal all the details to your readers, who I’m sure are a brilliant and good looking group and not at all the type who would try to trick you into revealing ultra-secret information.
Hoping to Work Together In the Future,
A Genuine Corporate Official
It's Pat!
May 19, 2007 at 7:28 am
2Ok kids, the clue is the word “PErfectly”. We only have a short time to figure this out before all hell breaks loose and Adam is terminated. Could it have to do with sweaty old gym socks left behind in Phys Ed (PE) class?
Or is it something more sinister?
Steve
May 19, 2007 at 7:39 am
3It’s perfectly clear. Mr Felber’s message is an acrostic.
He’s obviously a “HE” at “PETWWAKTIAF” doing “PEFAEI”, “WIWBSTNTSH”, “IAF” “W” (as in With) “A” “ISB” and “OAL”. It’s clear he’s working on “iSTM” with “HAGW”.
It’s as plain as the nose on my face. Wait! What’s happened to my nose?
Oh, and by the way, there’s still no God.
Jason
May 19, 2007 at 12:59 pm
4Have a _____ time!
Landis
May 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm
5Go _____ yourself?
SeattleDan
May 19, 2007 at 5:55 pm
6Remember, we must follow the “Moscow Rules”. Meet me in the park after midnight.
David
May 19, 2007 at 6:00 pm
7_____
cooper
May 19, 2007 at 6:29 pm
8Steve, you’re obviously a fellow Firesign traveler. Good, we’ll need your help in solving - “The Case of the Missing….Plot”. Adam, has disappeared while “Checking out the beavers” (see Boomer’s comment #35 in the previous post. BTW Boomer, I always assumed you was a guy. Sorry.) His post is filled with _____ and _____. Come on gang,let’s all put our heads together and _____ so he can ____ and ____ himself. What do you say?
another Matt
May 19, 2007 at 8:28 pm
9Holy Mudhead, mackeral!
SeattleDan
May 19, 2007 at 9:06 pm
10More Science High! It’s disappeared!
Dale
May 19, 2007 at 10:11 pm
11Too much information.
Ann
May 19, 2007 at 10:30 pm
12Adam certainly ___ed a little _____ on WW___ today! (Or was it today?)
I’ll never forgive you, Nick.
Steve
May 20, 2007 at 5:45 am
13cooper: The kid got away, no thanks to you.
regnaD kciN
May 20, 2007 at 6:04 am
14And I’ll forget you neither, Nancy!
regnaD kciN
May 20, 2007 at 6:12 am
15Cut! Cut!!! Okay, let do it again. I blew my line.
“And I’ll never forget you neither, Nancy!”
Who wrote these lines anyway? I’d like to get my hands on him!
Betty Jo Bialosky
May 20, 2007 at 6:22 am
16I bet it was some 40 year old, balding Jewish guy, with glaaasses! (Oh, and Nick, he’d like you to get your hands on him, too! Just none of the rough stuff this time, OK?)
Boomer
May 20, 2007 at 3:22 pm
17Steve, see what you started? You can’t riff Firesign with this group. They’ll go on forever and believe me they know all the lines. For instance:
The Great Defective Hemlock Stones: “Run this way!”
Dr. Flotsam: “I can’t run that way; I’m in a dress!”
And so on.
Pope Benny 16
May 20, 2007 at 3:39 pm
18I just glad Jerry Falwell is not alive to see this! (Actually, I’m just glad he’s not alive. Schweinhundt! But I do hope this gets the Duschen Beutel spinning in his grave.)
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSHKG26218320070516
David
May 20, 2007 at 6:16 pm
19Holy Horsefeathers, Benny.
It's Pat!
May 20, 2007 at 6:22 pm
20I smell gas! Did I just pass one?
No, but the ___ did! Squeeze him right there, maybe he’ll pass ______ ____!
gillian
May 20, 2007 at 10:55 pm
21Well, I guess it’s time to come up for air. Since Brother Jerry’s passing, we’ve been partying like it’s 1969. (Wink, wink!) Hope this finds you needing a good laugh -
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/05/20/bill-mahers-touching-tribute- to-jerry-falwell/
JOHN MURPHY
May 21, 2007 at 6:57 am
22This is off topic but it really pisses me off and I needed to vent.
Check what the White House is saying about Jimmy Carter
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/05/20/carter.bush.ap/index.html
Steve
May 21, 2007 at 7:34 am
23Boomer
Then Invisible Guy in the Sky help us if I ever make reference to an unladen swallow. African, that is.
David
May 21, 2007 at 3:43 pm
24You’ve got to love the Statesman from Plains. When a Southerner gets it, and gets pissed off, he/she does not mince words. Lobster for the return of fearless, plain spoken honesty. The best the White House and the Republican Nausea Committee can come up with is to call Carter increasingly irrelevant? Right. Of course, they also hold the same view regarding the Constitution of the United States of America.
Boomer
May 21, 2007 at 5:21 pm
25Steve, you sure it’s a guy in the sky?
“So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.”
Or words to that effect…
mdhatter
May 21, 2007 at 6:54 pm
26How did you ever land an ________ with _____, _____, AND ______?!?!?!
Murray
May 22, 2007 at 7:05 am
27Of course the word from the real president’s office was that Carter could just “F— himself”, but those pansies in the communications office felt that they had to clean it up a bit.
David
May 22, 2007 at 4:42 pm
28Trying to figure out why Jimmy Carter “back-pedalled a bit,” as the news report put it. Carter is a very smart man. Hope to hell he’s got a reason that has something to do with outsmarting the bastards. This condemnation of the Bush adminstration’s policies and behavior is nothing new for him. In fact, he’s second in line behind Al da Man Gore for speaking out honestly and fearlessly. Will have to stay tuned. Meanwhile, Al has a new book out regarding the removal of reason as the essential basis for American political discourse. My man from Central Florida, Buddy MacKay, referred to the Republican anti-intellectuals as Flat Earthers a good 15 years ago. I would add Flat Brainers.