Perhaps you remember the famed “Angry Screaming German Kid.” He’s a YouTube celebrity - one of those pieces of “candid” video that found its way onto the internets and created fame where it was least expected or deserved.

[Warning: If you haven’t seen the Kid, turn your sound way down before clicking the above link. Really. Or maybe don’t click it at all.]

Whether you believe that the Kid was real or acting, you’ll be interested to know that he’s back.

How quickly they grow up. Here he is more recently, making toast. He’s all grown up now, but apparently no wiser. Provided also is a completely accurate translation.

[The above was shot for a television program. I have absolutely no idea how it leaked onto the web. None. None at all.]