I’m in the midst of an astoundingly busy week, but I thought I’d drop by to point out that the new UN report on climate change is out!

It’s sad. Apparently, literally thousands of scientists have now banded together and put their political agendas in front of their professional integrity. I’m not sure why they feel the need to jump to conclusions about so-called human-made climate change, but there has to be a reason. Something about bringing down the US economy, destroying our way of life, and hating us for our freedoms, I’d guess.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to hop into my car and drive four miles just to have a cup of coffee with a couple of colleagues. I wish I was kidding. On the bright side, the return journey will be mostly downhill, which according to the White House Environmental Task Force, will completely offset my journey there from a carbon standpoint. They also recommend “a complete boycott on the procedure known as ‘carbon dating.’” I may publish their full report soon - it’s full of helpful hints that won’t squeeze your pocketbook but will help prevent that thing that isn’t happening anyway.