Back when “Confession” was released, it took the world by storm. A spirited little indie effort featuring talented newcomer Fay Turney, it had all the ingredients of an instant classic - drama, intrigue, a plucky and attractive cast, and so many artfully unanswered questions.
But most of all, it was a showcase for Ms. Turney. It was a bravura performance - her strength, that knowing half-smile, even her impishly sexy, deadpan delivery when she referred to herself as “leading seaman.” It’s safe to say we all fell a little bit in love with Ms. Turney (the phrase “young Meryl Streep” is much overused, but undeniably appropriate here). We discussed her and her compatriots’ story around the water-coolers. We wondered - Was she coaxed or even forced to make those statements? Did she want to wear that headscarf? Who exactly were these unseen captors (the fact that you never see them creates a delightfully creepy atmosphere). How long has she been a smoker? On almost every level, “Confession” was a smash.
Enter “Confession 2.”
I’m sorry to report that “Confession 2″ has little of the original’s charm, and it also completely fails to break new ground.
This time around, the focus is on Nathan Thomas Summers, a fresh-faced and likable presence, and Ms. Turney has been relegated to a supporting role. Fans will be disappointed to learn that she comes out of this sequel without a single line of dialog.
This time around, the production values have been increased dramatically. The first film was notable for its gritty production, clever cutaways, and single-camera intensity. But “Confession 2″ actually turns three cameras on our captured sailors, which makes for a more professional, slick feel but sacrifices some of the visceral impact of its predecessor. I suppose that’s a good choice, lest the film be accused of being too much like the original.
But that’s the problem, actually - “Confession 2″ is too much like the first film. None of our questions are answered, the story barely moves forward at all. And Mr. Summers’ citation of a 2004 incident seems forced and a bit too writerly, and we don’t quite buy that these are his words. In the much earthier original, remember, Ms. Turney focused on the good treatment and food provided by her abductors, and it all seemed so real and immediate. Mr. Summers’ attempt to bring larger political history into the equation is gamely delivered, but it hints that the writers may have forgotten what made the first film such a success.
All in all, “Confession 2.” could have been worse, and I’m sure this review won’t stop fans from lining up to see “Confession 3″ (due out some time early next week). But if the franchise is to survive, it needs to focus less on camera work and politics, and find its heart. Note to the director: Look no further than your original star.





21 comments
Rashid
March 30, 2007 at 3:33 pm
1I checked the weather report in Tehran and it might have been rainy and windy, so the benevolent captors showed Ms. Turney the greatest respect by providing her with a protective scarf, even though she is a minion of the running dog lackeys of that shameless imperialist regime. She was so excited by the honor of being on Iranian TV, she just forgot to take it off. Yes, I’m sure that’s how the scarf came to be on her head.
Ann
March 30, 2007 at 4:38 pm
2You cheeky bastard. Love it.
piglet
March 30, 2007 at 5:31 pm
3Seems that Mahmoud is feeling nostalgic for his college days. All the crazy kidnapping high jinx. Wants to bring back some of the magic of ‘79…
cooper
March 31, 2007 at 3:15 am
4This one is relevant. Nothing personal, Rashid - peace and good vibes to you and yours. And cancel the fatwa, okay?
waterfowler
March 31, 2007 at 4:12 am
5WARNING Mr. Cooper, you seem to be in lockstep w/ the wingnuts.
Any hummers shown up yet? I’ve had a few each day for the past couple of weeks. I also have a pair of wren nesting in one of the little rednecks old batting helmets hanging in the garage.
Siobhan, do I leave the garage door open @ night so the parents can feed? or do I close it to keep out the neighbors’ cats?
David, calm down, the ‘Gators should do just fine today.
siobhan
March 31, 2007 at 5:02 am
6Fowler, I guess I’d vote in favor of keeping the door open, unless it seems like a spot that cats would definitely be on to. If you did close it, it’s probably best to do so after dark and reopen before sunrise. Insectivores seem to do their best foraging first thing in the morning when the bugs are still cold and slow-moving.
BTW, despite what Faux News may tell you, we liberals think that Ahmedinejab (sp?) is a dangerous nutcase, too; wingnuts haven’t cornered the market on that view. Jon Stewart covers it nicely (via Crooks and Liars).
waterfowler
March 31, 2007 at 4:40 pm
7Thanks, I’ll leave it open and keep the Red Rider handy.
In case anyone missed it, http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1605487,00.html
it’s already “game on”.
SeattleDan
March 31, 2007 at 6:54 pm
8I don’t know. Maybe Confession 3 will feature a Rambo like rescue! How old is Sly now? I think he still has it in him.
Second great weekend for me. Last weekend I threw my back out. This weekend I dealt with petulant famous author cancelling on signing at the store. Can it get any better? Yeah, the Bruins are trailing at half-time.
Stoked Saurian
March 31, 2007 at 7:53 pm
9waterfowler, you were right, but it is simply impossible for me to calm down when my Gators are playing.
SeattleDan, that’s the wrong kind of hat trick. Wish you’d been spare 1 and 2. 3, of course, is a different story.
Bring on the Buckeyes - again… Wooooooooo hooooooooooooooooo!
siobhan
March 31, 2007 at 8:18 pm
10SDan - okay, I take back the nice things I said about the petulant author earlier.
SeattleDan
March 31, 2007 at 8:18 pm
11Congrats, Stoked. Now my weekend is totally fucked. But I’m rooting for your Gators now. The team that beats my team….
SeattleDan
March 31, 2007 at 8:25 pm
12Thanks siobhan. We try to separate the art from the artist. Been difficult this weekend.
David
April 1, 2007 at 4:51 am
13Thanks, SeattleDan. I tend to be the same way about the team who beats my team, and generally about the teams of the Felbernauts. I hope Rebecca Butler Bulldog is also cheering on my Gators. waterfowler is trying to counsel me not to have a seizure over the Big Dance, which I do appreciate, along with that terrific Texas mojo, but that seems ever more unlikely. My Gators are dancing with the stars at this point. I might write a treatise on learning to live with saurian seizures (not on FA, of course, but maybe on one of the Gator Nation blogs) for grown men (and women) who are, at least in theory, more rational than to suffer from such absurd emotional conditions.
I’d buy you a round of whatever is your favorite comfort beverage if I could. waterfowler I owe at least a case for starters.
David the Unashamed (if sometimes angry) Idealist
April 1, 2007 at 5:17 am
14I forgot to mention that these guys are actual student athletes, that Billy Donovan demands the same of them, and that they are a great bunch of human beings. They are posterguys for the ideals of student athleticism, more like some of the mid-major teams in this regard than the teams at some of the powerhouse programs. Ohio State seems to fit this mold as well, at least from my distant viewpoint. Let the fun commence.
Rebecca
April 1, 2007 at 6:53 am
15Unfortunately, David, even though I went to Butler, my dad went to the University of Minnesota, so I’m from a Big Ten household. Thus, I’m afraid I’ll be cheering for Ohio State. I do, however, hope for an incredibly good and close game. And I’ll keep my opinions of Mr. Joakim Noah to myself.
Rebecca
April 1, 2007 at 12:00 pm
16Oh, and Adam, you were hilarious on WWDTM this week. That whole duck thing at the end had me laughing so hard, I think I’ll have to listen to it again when the podcast gets downloaded.
Dale
April 1, 2007 at 4:21 pm
17I have no idea what this contest is you are all talking about.
Happy opening day everybody! Our long annual nightmare is over!
hedera
April 1, 2007 at 8:24 pm
18waterfowler, how extremely kewl to have wrens nesting in the garage. One of my favorite memories is coming back from a spring vacation and finding a dove nesting in the top of our second floor drain pipe, which is right outside a window. By the time we came back and started going in and out of the room, of course, she was brooding and couldn’t move. She stayed on until the chick fledged, and we actually got to watch its first flight. I heard a thump in the dining room and went in to find a horrified looking dove fledgling hanging on for dear life to the outside windowsill. It staggered around on the power wire to the garage for most of half an hour before it got its balance and flew off, never to be seen again.
At least you won’t have to have the gutters cleaned when your wrens move out.
dee
April 2, 2007 at 6:30 am
19It will be 60 degrees and sunny in Detroit today when the Tigers open against the Blue Jays. The Weather Gods smile on the American League Champions.
It's Pat!
April 2, 2007 at 7:43 am
20Dee, the only weather that matters will be in late October, and it will be chilly in Minnesota (not that it matters in the awful awful Metrodome, but we’ll take that advantage thank you very much). We’ll see ya then, eh?
Murray
April 2, 2007 at 9:34 am
21Ah, yes memories of the late 70s. Back when a candidate for president could send his running mate to Tehran to negotiate for the release of hostages at the moment of inauguration.