Comments on: The Maximum Wank http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/ America's favorite blog Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:30:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23117 Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:37:41 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23117 siobhan, we have a mating pair of sandhills nearby that has already been around for at least two years and raised young. A couple of days I go, I happened to see them from a side road as he was doing this amazingly gangly, awkward, comical mating dance - entirely too reminiscent of my godawfully awkward teen years. Of course I was without a video cam of any kind. I was thinking how neat it would have been for a group of Felbernauts to be there with you as our tour guide. siobhan, we have a mating pair of sandhills nearby that has already been around for at least two years and raised young. A couple of days I go, I happened to see them from a side road as he was doing this amazingly gangly, awkward, comical mating dance - entirely too reminiscent of my godawfully awkward teen years. Of course I was without a video cam of any kind. I was thinking how neat it would have been for a group of Felbernauts to be there with you as our tour guide.

]]> by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23113 Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:33:21 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23113 Dale, A penny a kersplat - hey, it will mount up pretty fast if you're talking the indomitable Gotham pigeon/dove/feathered rat. Dale,

A penny a kersplat - hey, it will mount up pretty fast if you’re talking the indomitable Gotham pigeon/dove/feathered rat.

]]> by: Dale http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23111 Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:24:52 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23111 How about the Pigeons Shitting on Your Windowsill Tax Break for us urban constituents? How about the Pigeons Shitting on Your Windowsill Tax Break for us urban constituents?

]]> by: siobhan http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23110 Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:37:21 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23110 David, the Armstrong ranch lady won't get squat. The birds have to migrate <i>over</i>, not plummet to the ground (with falls occasionally being broken by elderly lawyers lying prone). I'm jealous of your sandhill flyover. David, the Armstrong ranch lady won’t get squat. The birds have to migrate over, not plummet to the ground (with falls occasionally being broken by elderly lawyers lying prone).

I’m jealous of your sandhill flyover.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23100 Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:35:04 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23100 Perhaps the new minimum wage should be tied to CEO's salaries. Every percentage increase in the minimum wage should be reflected in an equal raise in CEO pay, with a starting rate of 400X that of the lowest paid employee. Now everyone's happy. Perhaps the new minimum wage should be tied to CEO’s salaries. Every percentage increase in the minimum wage should be reflected in an equal raise in CEO pay, with a starting rate of 400X that of the lowest paid employee. Now everyone’s happy.

]]> by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23099 Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:21:48 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23099 A squadron of about 25-30 sandhill cranes flew over our 4 acres a couple of days ago. When you find out, Stephen, let all of us qualifiers know. This is exciting stuff (well, the squadron of very outspoken sandhill cranes, which were noisier than a class of 9th graders on the last day of the school year, sure were). Man, will the lady who hosted Dick Cheney's shotgunning of his close friend ever make out. Talk about a rebate check - oh, wait, does she actually pay any taxes? A squadron of about 25-30 sandhill cranes flew over our 4 acres a couple of days ago. When you find out, Stephen, let all of us qualifiers know. This is exciting stuff (well, the squadron of very outspoken sandhill cranes, which were noisier than a class of 9th graders on the last day of the school year, sure were).

Man, will the lady who hosted Dick Cheney’s shotgunning of his close friend ever make out. Talk about a rebate check - oh, wait, does she actually pay any taxes?

]]> by: Maximum Bob http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23093 Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:35:50 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23093 Not to worry: I'm sure that all those straight-up-and-down-vote Republicans I've been listening to for the last few years will ride to Ted's rescue. If I were any more delusional, I'd have to run for office myself. Not to worry: I’m sure that all those straight-up-and-down-vote Republicans I’ve been listening to for the last few years will ride to Ted’s rescue.

If I were any more delusional, I’d have to run for office myself.

]]> by: Dale http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23089 Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:08:24 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23089 If only Congressional salaries were pegged to the minumum wage... If only Congressional salaries were pegged to the minumum wage…

]]> by: piglet http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23088 Mon, 29 Jan 2007 21:59:54 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23088 How frustrating. Why do they get to throw anything under the Christmas Tree in one bill anyway? There oughta be a law. How frustrating.

Why do they get to throw anything under the Christmas Tree in one bill anyway? There oughta be a law.

]]> by: Neil Dempsey http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23086 Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:48:24 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2007/01/28/851/#comment-23086 Brilliant! Got to take my hat off to Teddy. He hits it when he says that greed is the problem. Brilliant! Got to take my hat off to Teddy. He hits it when he says that greed is the problem.

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