We have been busy preparing our families and ourselves for the journey. Our overarching goals are two-fold:
1) to report on how the troops perceive mainstream media coverage of the war (with a particular focus on the wire services relying on local stringers); and
2) to report on progress and interaction between U.S. troops and Iraqi Army trainees.
- from MichelleMalkin.com
Note: I was as surprised as anyone when Michelle Malkin offered to allow me to publish her personal diaries of her trip to Iraq. To quote her, the decision was based on her desire to “show the world a side of Michelle Malkin that they might not have seen,” and “because I don’t want the personal stuff on my own website, for branding reasons.”
“But mostly,” she went on, “for deniability.”
Whatever. I am not one to look a gift horse in her (eerily horse-like) teeth. FA will happily give itself over to as many diary entries as Ms. Malkin chooses to share with us.
- Adam
—
January 3, 2007
What to pack? The so-called reporters of the AP never tell you this in their sham-reports, but one cannot simply be a floating, omniscient speck hovering over the “action” of the “story.” There’s an actual person there, a person with wants, needs, desires, and opinions - the person writing the story, seeing the action. The so-called “reporters” of the AP and the New York Times choose to pretend that such a person does not exist. And yet that’s what they call “reporting.” No wonder those dimwits can’t identify their sources - they can’t even identify themselves.
Well, not me. I’m going to give you the whole story, and a lot of that story - by definition - is going to involve the storyteller. Who is me.
I’m going into Iraq to learn the truth about this “Jamil Hussein,” the supposed “source” for the supposed “AP.” I intend to find out if he exists, reveal what his real name is, where his family lives, and what their home security system is like. As a police officer working in an extremely violent zone and cooperating with the international press on telling tales of the most extreme acts of sectarian violence, what exactly is he afraid of? Why hide behind some kind of fabricated identity? Why not come forward?
I intend to find him, drag his identity into the light, and then go home.
I’ll also be doing what so many so-called reporters are afraid to do - learn the truth by being embedded with the military. History has proven that the press can get the most balanced and complete information when they are explicitly reporting from one side of a conflict and allow their movements to be governed by that side. You can look it up.
Because I intend to tell the side of the story that the AP doesn’t want you to hear - the side of the story in which brave, razor-sharp American soldiers struggle every day to bring democracy to a harsh and unyielding country, where their calloused hands and bruised, lean bodies ache for home, comfort, and yes- affection. I intend to meet these soldiers, live amongst them, spend nights ’round their campfires, learning their hopes and dreams, maybe helping them dress a non-icky wound or two, sharing some camaraderie, a surreptitious swig from a flask, and - if necessary - a sleeping bag on those cold, cold Baghdad nights.
To my husband Jesse - I’ll miss you and be thinking of you often.
And so, I’m off - packing only what I can fit into three suitcases. Having tried on my absolutely necessary desert camo outfits, which after a few alterations look - I’ll say it - damned good, I’m ready to roll.
All right - Bryan is honking the horn outside and the journey begins! Jamil Hussein, or whoever you are, look out! Here I come.





32 comments
RandyH
January 3, 2007 at 12:48 pm
1Oh Michelle, I just can’t wait for the next installment. Our boys will surely provide you security, but I hope you remembered to bring some, you know, “protection.” Wink, wink.
tim
January 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm
2Hey, give her some credit for going. I only hope she doesn’t get blown out of her humvee by an improvised “good-news” device.
tess
January 3, 2007 at 1:14 pm
3tim,
Do you mean “does” or “doesn’t”? Because I think that “does: might be closer to my own sentiment, except she’d be martyred as some sort of crazy right-wing saint.
tim
January 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm
4tess,
I’m not one to wish a person ill, it’s just that I would find it ironic if someone with such suspicion about the veracity of the reporting of the conditions in Iraq would end up becoming a victim of them. Most likely she will arrive home unscathed (due to being carefully shielded from harm by her, um, handlers), further bolstering (in her mind, anyway) her conspiracy theories.
I love that her company is called “Hot Air Network LLC”. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Murray
January 3, 2007 at 2:28 pm
5Well let’s hear it for those brave and heroic bloggers who have risked everything to get to the bottom of the biased news oozing from Iraq. Their enduring hour after hour behind the monitor is an inspiration to everyone who seeks to bring the truth to the public. Edward R. Murrow would be proud.
You can tell that “Firecracker” Michelle is a woman of action by just looking the font she uses for her name.
Good luck Michelle, write if you get work.
(Adam, at first I thought that you were making all that crap up, but alas…)
another Matt
January 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm
6Prose such as hers, tortured within an inch of its life, is typically used in satire.
But she appears to be serious???
waterfowler
January 3, 2007 at 4:26 pm
7Glad to see y’all actually read some of the wingnuts.
Dirk's Diary
January 3, 2007 at 5:00 pm
8Oh great! Not only did W put me in charge of downplaying Polar bear extinction and melting ice shelves, now we find out that coastal Louisiana is both sinking and sliding into the Gulf of Mexico. Jesus, why did I ever leave Boise?
Sharon
January 3, 2007 at 5:02 pm
9Speaking of Edward R. Murrow, have you all seen Keith Olbermann’s latest Special Comment?
Katie
January 3, 2007 at 5:26 pm
10I’m almost afraid to ask, but who the heck is Michelle Malkin??
Hey - give me credit for daring to admit ignorance to this group, who have been know to excoriate folks for lesser offenses
Just Jay
January 3, 2007 at 6:11 pm
11Katie,
I know Michelle Malkin as a former columnist for the Seattle Times. Apparently the deep blue of the upper left hand corner left her gasping for air and she left for redder pastures. I believe she now writes for a Washington DC publication.
Jay
SeattleDan
January 3, 2007 at 6:19 pm
12Michelle has written a few tomes, or as we say in French, screeds, of a right-wing nature, the most notorious of which is “In Defense of Internment”, a justification of the imprisonment of Japanese-Americans at the beginning of World War Two. Hence, she is known as Our Lady of the Concentration Camps at several lefty blogs.
dee
January 3, 2007 at 7:19 pm
13From Malkin’s site:
Donations to defray the costs of our trip to Iraq are gratefully accepted. Checks can be sent to Hot Air Network LLC, 554 N. Frederick Ave., #115, Gaithersburg, MD 20877.
Man oh man I’d max out the credit cards with a donation if she promises to stay there.
SEAGolfer
January 3, 2007 at 10:25 pm
14Here is her bio on creators.com
I go for Molly Ivins articles and read the rest just to try and keep an open mind. I don’t think its working….
SeattleDan
January 3, 2007 at 10:45 pm
15She went to Oberlin? Damn. If she had the same political views then that she has now, she must have been pretty lonely.
JJ, I dont read the Seattle Times (we’re PI people), so I didn’t know MM was on the editorial board there. I won’t bore people here about the Times and it’s owner and how out of sync he is with most people in King County, but I guess it makes sense that she would have been on that board.
cooper
January 4, 2007 at 3:38 am
16Dan, I have to agree with you. If she went to Oberlin, she definitely wasn’t paying attention.
dee
January 4, 2007 at 6:00 am
17I’m ashamed to say Ann Coulter went to Michigan. So much for college expanding your worldview.
David
January 4, 2007 at 6:35 am
18You can lead a horse to pastures of enlightenment, but you can’t…
Speaking of horses, Adam, beware of making light of someone’s teeth. I was told by a dentist that the last time she saw teeth as large as mine, they were in a horse’s mouth. The upside was that my students in the early days of my teaching career thought I resembled Bobby Kennedy. Transformed the size of my teeth (I got called Bucky Beaver a lot) into a badge of honor.
waterfowler,
Best commentator I’m aware of from the conservative end of the spectrum is Charley Reese. The man is smart, well-informed, articulate, and always worth the read.
deb
January 4, 2007 at 9:17 am
19Is Ms. Malkin aptly named or what?
http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006497.htm
Dirk's Diary
January 4, 2007 at 4:17 pm
20January 4
Dear Diary:
My new photo finally made it to the website - http://www.doi.gov/welcome.html . The contacts Patricia got for me did not make the eyes blue enough to match the tie, so we had to photoshop in a brighter hue. We may have over done it, though. Patricia says it makes me look like a new man and to hurry home tonight. Ahh, Jeez!
Harriet Miers resigned today. It was about time. I never saw her - not once - and I’ve heard that she won’t come out of her room unless the President brings her one of the White House chef’s prune danishes, begs her “pretty please!”, and sings her the “Yellow Rose of Texas” and then only for photo-ops. The whole Supreme Court debacle has reduced her brain to mush. Well, at least she has that in common with her president.
John Negroponte left a cabinet position to be under the spiked rabbit’s fur whip and 6 inch high heels of Condi Rice? Some people crave that, I guess. Word has it that he couldn’t find his butt with both hands when it came to being the Intelligence Czar. Well, f*ck him. He eats and talks with his mouth full (gets it from Bush; he wasn’t like that 15 years ago, when I knew him before) - that’s gross, even to a grizzled cowboy like me. And he said “evildoers” three times at the Tuesday morning cabinet meeting last week. Shameless suck-up! Time in DC has made him a ruined man. Make a note of that, Diary, and remind me to blow my “gosh-darn” brains out, long before I sink to that level.
siobhan
January 4, 2007 at 6:19 pm
21“As a police officer working in an extremely violent zone and cooperating with the international press on telling tales of the most extreme acts of sectarian violence, what exactly is he afraid of? Why hide behind some kind of fabricated identity? Why not come forward?”
Why not come forward, indeed?
Maximum Bob
January 4, 2007 at 7:54 pm
22siobhan, I’m sure that Malkin will leave the Green Zone long enough to intercede on Jamil Hussein’s behalf. Unless doing so is, like, dangerous.
tess
January 5, 2007 at 1:41 am
23dee,
There are plenty of ways to avoid having to change your opinion in college. It’s called “delusion.” The worst part is that this “delusion” is infectious enough to fool profs into writing letters of rec for people missing sections of their brains connecting cause and effect.
Harold
January 5, 2007 at 11:00 am
24Sheesh. This is what I get for not reading right-wing blogs. Well, it sounds like Michlle Malkin was correct: Jamil Hussein does not exist. At least, not anymore.
gbear
January 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm
25seagolfer, you can also read Molly here:
http://www.freepress.org/columns/display/1
Mojo
January 5, 2007 at 3:18 pm
26Now that the Iraqi government has changed their story and admitted that Jamil Hussein really does exist after all, how is Little Miss Manzanar going to spin the story when and if she does get to Iraq? My guess is that she’ll sit safe in the Green Zone and complain that, while the AP is reporting hundreds of attacks across Iraq, she only heard a few from where she was sitting so they must be making it all up.
cooper
January 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm
27Mr. Bush probably wonders why nobody thinks his ideas and war strategies are any good.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/01/05/iraq.main/index.html
I wonder WTF.
David
January 5, 2007 at 6:34 pm
28Michelle Malkin is the perfect lead for this phase of America-in-Iraq as a nihilistic absurdist nightmare dressed up as a day at Disneyland. But then she is, after all, a nihililistic absurdist nightmare dressed up as an independent-minded seeker of truth, so the type-casting of a character actor makes perfectly good sense in this instance.
David
January 5, 2007 at 8:17 pm
29Here’s a link to Mark Fiore’s latest animation, “The Luckiest Despot in the World.” It’s wicked good.
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/despot.html
Dale
January 6, 2007 at 5:57 pm
30If she’s so convinced of the justice and success of this war, why doesn’t Michelle Malkin enlist?
David
January 7, 2007 at 6:29 pm
31Dale,
Elegant question.
Just Jay
January 9, 2007 at 9:14 am
32Normally, I am reluctant to make fun of other people’s names, but the timing of this word a day was just too tempting to pass up.
Jay