For those of you in parts of the country where “Ebert & Roeper” airs on Saturdays, please accept my apologies as I tell the rest of us that tonight, Peter Sagal will be standing in for Roger Ebert on America’s best-loved motion picture review programme!

I know, that’s exactly what I said when I heard:  “!”

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If only Richard and Peter were reviewing movies written by and starring “Wait Wait” panelists, our dominance of that piece of the airwaves would be complete.