I meant to just post an “open thread” for Election Day discussion. But I can’t stop my fingers from making one or two small points.

- Vote. It’s fun! And once you’ve voted, hang around the voting machine to enjoy a print-out of its interpretation of your choices. If the machine has a different set of choices, don’t get snippy. Remember that you’re human and therefore fallible, and you probably no longer recall who you voted for.

- If the Democrats DO manage to win a house or two, many of us will owe the Republican establishment a gigantic apology for alleging that their money-changing and machine-fixing ways had stolen our democracy. That apology CAN take the form of something like “I’m sorry I thought you were a lot better at cheating than you actually are.” Still, that does count as an apology. And I sincerely hope you get the chance to offer it.

- Ignore those exit polls. They had vast, reliable predictive power in the 20th century, but mathematical laws have changed since then.

- Despite this blog’s content, keep it positive. There’s a long, exciting day ahead of us. Vast conspiracies are very, very hard. Voting is easy.

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Finally, if you need a break from your fretting and stumping, please enjoy one of my recently-aired masterpieces from “Talkshow.”  I’m very, very proud to bring you… “Horrifyingly Sexy Larry King.”