Comments on: I, Idiot http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/ America's favorite blog Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:17:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Becca (and Brian) http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20627 Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:08:34 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20627 that would be "any SPACE more" in the above post that would be “any SPACE more” in the above post

]]> by: Becca (and Brian) http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20626 Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:08:07 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20626 I don't know if Murray has anymore autographed books, I may have snagged the last one. Just finished reading it this morning (after starting last night). i'll definitely be doing some flogging for him to my friends. And Brian's looking forward to reading it next. Becca ps...buy t-shirts from murray! I don’t know if Murray has anymore autographed books, I may have snagged the last one. Just finished reading it this morning (after starting last night).

i’ll definitely be doing some flogging for him to my friends.

And Brian’s looking forward to reading it next.

Becca

ps…buy t-shirts from murray!

]]> by: Harold http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20618 Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:55:06 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20618 Jerry Seinfeld appearing on Spike Feresten this week made AOL's Top 5 TV moments! This may be the big brak for Adam's show! Adam, when are YOU gonna be the featured guest on the show, plugging your book? Jerry Seinfeld appearing on Spike Feresten this week made AOL’s Top 5 TV moments! This may be the big brak for Adam’s show!

Adam, when are YOU gonna be the featured guest on the show, plugging your book?

]]> by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20612 Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:02:37 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20612 Murray, Everything/nothing makes sense, or something like that. Murray,

Everything/nothing makes sense, or something like that.

]]> by: Murray http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20607 Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:52:23 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20607 Adam, all you need is for all of your fans to buy as many books as I have to really impress your publisher. (24) (Seattle Dan, I will pay you as soon as I can) (It won't be long). Not to put too fine a point on it, but there are actually medical definitions to the terms "moron" "imbecile" and "idiot" A moron has an IQ of between 50 and 75 (considered the low side of average). This person would be able to function more or less on his/her on his/her own, with a little help for some issues. An imbecile would have an IQ of between 25 and 50. This person would need help with most every day things and not be able to live on his/her self. An idiot would have an IQ of 25 or less. This person would need assistance with virtually everything. (Not able to function in society- sort of like W with out Rove). So you can be a moron and not an idiot, but not an idiot with out being a moron. (Does that make sense?) BTW When is your Nephew/Niece due? The world awaits the next Felber. This child is sure to receive the Felber talent gene, and we will be the luck recipients in time. (My grandchildren will be big fans). Adam, all you need is for all of your fans to buy as many books as I have to really impress your publisher. (24) (Seattle Dan, I will pay you as soon as I can) (It won’t be long).

Not to put too fine a point on it, but there are actually medical definitions to the terms “moron” “imbecile” and “idiot”

A moron has an IQ of between 50 and 75 (considered the low side of average). This person would be able to function more or less on his/her on his/her own, with a little help for some issues.

An imbecile would have an IQ of between 25 and 50. This person would need help with most every day things and not be able to live on his/her self.

An idiot would have an IQ of 25 or less. This person would need assistance with virtually everything. (Not able to function in society- sort of like W with out Rove).

So you can be a moron and not an idiot, but not an idiot with out being a moron. (Does that make sense?)

BTW When is your Nephew/Niece due? The world awaits the next Felber. This child is sure to receive the Felber talent gene, and we will be the luck recipients in time. (My grandchildren will be big fans).

]]> by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20597 Sun, 22 Oct 2006 15:28:12 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20597 Mosko, Baby, Sassy's cuz lives in the Green Swamp. Smallish market, of course, but a couple of cases out of the back of a '52 Chevy pickup is a real possibility. Harold, Thanks for the links. I'm a bit of a latecomer to this oasis of surreal sanity, so now I'm a bit more Felberized. Mosko, Baby,

Sassy’s cuz lives in the Green Swamp. Smallish market, of course, but a couple of cases out of the back of a ‘52 Chevy pickup is a real possibility.

Harold,

Thanks for the links. I’m a bit of a latecomer to this oasis of surreal sanity, so now I’m a bit more Felberized.

]]> by: M. Moskowitz http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20584 Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:38:30 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20584 Oh and listen, I've still have 2 dozen semis full of Yeti Spaghetti, so when your book tour takes you into the Pacific Northwest, be a pal and remember to talk up Sasquatch, okay? Mom still needs that operation and she always tells me what a swell guy you are! Oh and listen, I’ve still have 2 dozen semis full of Yeti Spaghetti, so when your book tour takes you into the Pacific Northwest, be a pal and remember to talk up Sasquatch, okay? Mom still needs that operation and she always tells me what a swell guy you are!

]]> by: M. Moskowitz http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20583 Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:29:40 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20583 Listen, Adam, I found this great factory in Sri Lanka last week, when I happened to dive through a ground floor window to escape the firefight that distressingly seems to follow me wherever I go. Anyways, they manufacture these amazing spring loaded surprise snakes that compress absolutely flat (like a sheet of paper) and are only 3" in diameter. I figure you glue one of these beauties in each of your books, the reader turns the page and <strong>bwang!</strong> - a cobra right in da' face. Talk about creating a buzz! I tell you it'll kill 'em! - well, only the older geezers already prone to myocardial infarctions. But hey, they're not your target demographic anyway, so lawsuits would be held to a minimum. Especially when you retain my in-house lawfirm of Vinnie, Guido & Gotti. They personally show up at each litigant's home and "take their statement", if ya' know what I mean... So I saw the possiblilities and I bought 200,000 snakes on spec. You sell that many books and Random House may actually pay you for your second book, after deducting first for promotional fees and that cedar lined sauna/hot tub with optional aspiring actress modeling the latest in Wild Weasel swimwear. So... get writing already!! Listen, Adam, I found this great factory in Sri Lanka last week, when I happened to dive through a ground floor window to escape the firefight that distressingly seems to follow me wherever I go. Anyways, they manufacture these amazing spring loaded surprise snakes that compress absolutely flat (like a sheet of paper) and are only 3″ in diameter. I figure you glue one of these beauties in each of your books, the reader turns the page and bwang! - a cobra right in da’ face. Talk about creating a buzz! I tell you it’ll kill ‘em! - well, only the older geezers already prone to myocardial infarctions. But hey, they’re not your target demographic anyway, so lawsuits would be held to a minimum. Especially when you retain my in-house lawfirm of Vinnie, Guido & Gotti. They personally show up at each litigant’s home and “take their statement”, if ya’ know what I mean…

So I saw the possiblilities and I bought 200,000 snakes on spec. You sell that many books and Random House may actually pay you for your second book, after deducting first for promotional fees and that cedar lined sauna/hot tub with optional aspiring actress modeling the latest in Wild Weasel swimwear.

So… get writing already!!

]]> by: tess http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20582 Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:27:35 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20582 ice -- You hit up your local physician and he/she'll hook you up with some really incredibly noxious pesticide creams with warnings against applying on pregnant women and small children, that you smear all over your body and wait for the itching to go away. ice –

You hit up your local physician and he/she’ll hook you up with some really incredibly noxious pesticide creams with warnings against applying on pregnant women and small children, that you smear all over your body and wait for the itching to go away.

]]> by: Harold http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20572 Sat, 21 Oct 2006 14:42:37 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/10/20/i-idiot/#comment-20572 OK, reposting piecemeal: Ah, dee. Does your memory not stretch back a mere two years? http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/10/18/where-am-i/ See this also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bopGJsZpnLA OK, reposting piecemeal:
Ah, dee. Does your memory not stretch back a mere two years?
http://fanaticalapathy.com/2004/10/18/where-am-i/
See this also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bopGJsZpnLA

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