WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration has begun work on a new intelligence report about Iraq that is not expected to be completed before the November 7 election and possibly not until January, officials said on Wednesday.
The document, known as a national intelligence estimate, would show how the 16 U.S. intelligence agencies judge the stability of the Iraqi government and the prospects for controlling sectarian violence that threatens civil war.
Also forthcoming:
The Presidential Commission on Worldwide Oil Supply Report
Now due: Late November
Already completed, this document reportedly shows that oil prices are poised to go much, much higher. Originally scheduled to be ready this month, the report was delayed by a need to take into account the “pre-election entirely coincidental and probably seasonal or something” price dip.
The US Academy of Sciences Global Warming Review
Now due: January, 2009
This report, though completed and verified in 2003, has been pushed back because of “security concerns” related “very closely to the War on Terror.”
The National Health Care “How Fucked Are We?” Update
Now due: December
The Department of Health and Human Services report on how many Americans are currently insured, how much they’re paying, and just how horrifyingly screwed we are as a result of not having universal health care. The August 30th release date was scrubbed due to “critical spelling errors.”





53 comments
Go Tigers!
September 27, 2006 at 9:28 pm
1When the subpoena arrives, asking about the source of your leaks, we’ll vouch for your journalistic credentials. Not that it will mean much.
How much more fucked up are things gonna get before this is over?
siobhan
September 27, 2006 at 9:30 pm
2Oops. Didn’t mean to confuse my optimist nom-de-post with that last line of thought.
SeattleDan
September 27, 2006 at 9:35 pm
3Not too much. Once the Senate passes the Torture Bill, a piece of legislation that violates the 8th Amendment and the Geneva Conventions, made retroactive to 1997, and will put our armed forces in horrible danger if captured, we’ll have achieved the first stage of fascism. As Sinclair Lewis once observed, fascism in America will arrive wrapped in the flag and carrying the Bible.
For whatever good it will do, please contact your Senators to vote against this nonsense. This makes me very afraid.
Doc Nagel
September 28, 2006 at 12:03 am
4Oh please! More liberal hand-wringing!
As long as you’re a patriotic law-abiding American, you have nothing to fear from the Administration, provided you do not pay for petroleum, breathe, have skin or organs, or plan to be alive any time after December 2008 or so, or have children or know anyone who has children, or pets, or house plants, any of whom you hope will be alive after December 2008 or so.
Rick
September 28, 2006 at 3:49 am
5Aha! Now we know why Bush believes in the Apocalypse! He’s personally engineered it!
cooper
September 28, 2006 at 4:30 am
6I have two questions:
(1) Do The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually all have to be men?
(2) Must they always remain upon their steeds?
If, “No”, shake within thine boots, O’ brothers and sisters -
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/imageviewer.asp?ean=978030 7346810&z=y
David
September 28, 2006 at 5:27 am
7The August 30th release date was scrubbed due to “critical spelling errors.”
Make that “critical thinking errors.” Would that these people were merely poor spellers, since one of the brightest, most insightful people I ever knew was a poor speller.
cooper,
No. One of them had an oil tanker named after her at one time. She’s the grandly delusional pretty face/diversity Whoreperson of the Apocalypse.
siobhan
September 28, 2006 at 5:32 am
8Cooper, is the unspoken message of that cover supposed to be that Condi is taking the high road?
Sharon
September 28, 2006 at 6:25 am
9James Howard Kunstler, in his blog “Clusterfuck Nation,” postulates that perhaps–just perhaps–the rise in gas prices this summer, coupled with the extreme dip in prices that we see now, may be due to the world’s biggest consumer of petroleum products–the U.S. Military–filling up its tanks over the summer. They’re full now, so the demand has dropped. Sure, there have always been seasonal variations, but this was pretty extreme. Here in the Northeast, we saw highs around $3.50 this summer. Now it’s just below $2.50.
Go Twins!
September 28, 2006 at 9:15 am
10The only thing that is going well is the Twins surge. The Kitties will fall!
Jim (OJNTNJ)
September 28, 2006 at 9:18 am
11David, if Cooper is the poor speller you referred to as “one of the brightest, most insightful people you’ve ever met,” why did you use the past tense?
Coop, you O.K.?
It's Pat!
September 28, 2006 at 9:19 am
12Uh, whatever Siobhan said after she made her first post, that goes for me too.
“Objects in your mirror are closer than they appear”.
By the way, I was in Nebraska last weekend (Mr. DICK Cheney is a native of that reddest of states). I was amazed at the vitrolic attitudes towards DICK and the administration in general. I do believe the “you can’t fool them all the time” scales are starting to drop from the eyes and brains of even the most insulated of us. The drop in gas prices was viewed as a conspiracy even there.
Mieke
September 28, 2006 at 12:28 pm
13I know all about those pesky delays. My incredibly insightful comment which will clear up all this misunderstanding about the current administration’s actions and motives to reveal their core benevolence and wisdom, has unfortunately been postponed until December.
scott
September 28, 2006 at 1:03 pm
14It’s so hard to keep laughing.
Oh well, very soon I will be plucked off the street and legal detained for the rest of my life. Why? maybe I look like someone who once ate a falafel at the wrong place in Dearborn.
waterfowler
September 28, 2006 at 1:23 pm
15Sharon, see http://www.military.com/features/0,15240,100140,00.html. The evil US military is going “green”.
Also, see http://www.desc.dla.mil/default.asp. It’s a little tedious, but maybe it’ll keep you from drinking the Kunstler Kool-Aid. (I triple checked my Kunstler spelling because I obviously can’t pronounce it politely.)
Mr. Cooper, W. does walk like John Wayne. What a redneck, or is it patrician? or dunce? or evil genius?
Go ‘Stros!
Dale
September 28, 2006 at 1:31 pm
16What kind of person decides that human rights, civil liberties, the environment, health care, the Constitution, and economic justice are all no longer important the second the price of gas drops $.15?
Go Tigers!
September 28, 2006 at 1:35 pm
17Dale, one who’s pretty fucked up.
Sigh.
Siobhan
September 28, 2006 at 1:36 pm
18(thought I changed that back)
younggrasshopper
September 28, 2006 at 1:56 pm
19I usually try to make light of these situations….and laugh it off…but right now, I just don’t feel like it.
” intelligence report about Iraq”??? Isn’t that what lead us into this whole mess in the first place?
Bad, intellegence, bad dog!
David
September 28, 2006 at 2:32 pm
20Jim,
As far as I know, cooper is alive and well, and possibly a very good speller. He’s certainly a gifted writer. I was referring to a former colleague at Lake-Sumter Community College, and English instructor with a Mensa iq and wonderfully extensive knowledge of literature and composition who was spell-challenged. Who knows why.
Sharon
September 28, 2006 at 2:34 pm
21wf, the first article starts out
I think I can say with all confidence that, relative to my original post, this is a non sequitur.
Murray
September 28, 2006 at 2:56 pm
22The picture of the Apocalyptic 4 is close to being accurate. It has 3 in the ditch and only Condi is on the road, but she is just as derailled as the others.
BTW, I know it looks great to walk abreast, they do it all the time on Law and Order, and I think it was first used in the movie “The Right Stuff”. but when was the last time you were with 3 or more people and you all walked that way? (Although you would probably want to always be able to keep an eye on Dick).
Siobhan
September 28, 2006 at 3:53 pm
23I went to see Amory Lovins, or the Rocky Mountain Institute, speak a year or so back. The DoD is very interested in energy efficiency for their ships, planes and vehicles, because refueling needs are one of the limiting factors in their operations. They also worked with RMI to design more energy efficient buildings here and abroad, again with the idea that waste doesn’t benefit them in any way.
If only the people above them were looking to the future in the same way.
cooper
September 28, 2006 at 3:57 pm
24cooper here, alive and kicking.
W was busy today haraunging the press again about how he cannot release the entire National Intelligence Estimate about official American stupidity in Iraq fueling terriorism because it would compromise “sources and methods” and thereby endanger operatives in the field. I guess they realized that from outing covert CIA agent Valerie Plame and then watching as all her contacts and operatives in Iraq and Syria got rolled up and executed. Not to mention revealing all her sources and methods. I wonder if that staff member who gets paid $103,000/year for keeping track of “lessons learned” (True! What do you think of that Mr. wf?) got to give W a dope slap and made him read the page one more time about not revealing NIE secrets before going out in front of the reporters.
Jim (OJNTNJ)
September 28, 2006 at 5:54 pm
25Oh! Thank Lobster,
Cooper, no disrespect intended on my part. I was just riffing on the appearance of David’s post.
David,
Perhaps your collegue, like myself, is just fine-motor-skills-challenged. I know how to spell, but when you watch me type, it looks like so much random banging on the keyboard (particularly the frustrated pounding on the “backspace” key).
I usually just blame any mistakes on a rebellious anthropomorphised keyboard.
hedera
September 28, 2006 at 8:14 pm
26I know if I were walking (Lobster forbid) with Dick Cheney, I wouldn’t want him behind me…
Sharon
September 28, 2006 at 8:30 pm
27I’m sure the DoD is interested in energy efficiency, but that doesn’t have anything to do with whether or not it stocked up this summer and drove the price up.
hedera
September 28, 2006 at 8:39 pm
28I don’t know why we’re all so surprised that the administration plays havoc with any kind of research. It’s been clear for 6 years now that these people are convinced they already know the truth, and they don’t want to be confused with facts. On any subject.
I’m convinced that the NIE leak, plus a number of other leaks, are the result of lower level insiders desperately trying to alert the public to the real situation in the hope that someone, somewhere, will DO something about it. I’m also convinced that is why we don’t have, and probably won’t get any time soon, a federal shield law for journalists. Cheney wants to be able to nail any journalist who publishes leaks against him.
SeattleDan
September 28, 2006 at 8:55 pm
29hedera, you are sooo reality based. Get with the new vision of America and you’ll be much happier. You don’t have to think anymore! Just go to sleep while I place this pod under your bed.
siobhan
September 28, 2006 at 9:38 pm
30Sharon, true. I should have noted that I was responding to the tangent, not the original statement. Have to admit that it was more about the military taking leadership on this issue, since the leaders won’t.
Have to figure it’s at least partly healthy self-preservation - end the dependency on foreign oil and you don’t have to get into neverending battles to keep the stuff coming. But if you’ve got a new neverending battle on the horizon, then you sure better start with a full tank.
David
September 28, 2006 at 9:55 pm
31Jim,
He really was spell challenged, as was a very bright high school girlfriend. I am sometimes challenged in the way you suggested. In fact, I am sometimes amazed by what appears on the screen. But I gather this is something of an endemic problem, especially in e-mails.
hedera,
Seattle Dan is right, you know. Oh, and to complete the Dickhead picture, imagine him with a loaded 12-gauge in one hand and a bottle of Old Crow in the other - just a fun-lovin’ outdoorsman.
cooper
September 29, 2006 at 4:37 am
32For those of you waiting for the patented “Karl Rove Election Year October Surprise!” (registered trademark) your patience has been rewarded - http://www.grimmy.com/editorials.php
cooper
September 29, 2006 at 4:41 am
33Oh, and if you scroll back 3 previous cartoons on that same site, you’ll get a sneek preview of this year’s hottest new holiday gift. They’ll be screaming for it!
David
September 29, 2006 at 6:06 am
34Love the holiday gift. And once I started scrolling back, I had a hell of a time stopping. Wicked stuff.
Sharon
September 29, 2006 at 6:51 am
35David Corn has posted some photos on his blog showing a waterboard used by the Khymer Rouge, along with a painting that demonstrates its use.
My god. What have we become?
Becca (and Brian)
September 29, 2006 at 6:57 am
36Cooper - love the cartoons. I agree with David: definitely an addicting site. I’ll have to book mark it.
In another example of free speech and other rights being eroded by folks with no sense of perspective: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/28/idiot.baggie/index.html
(I do understand that you can’t joke about bombs, etc. (or yell “fire” in a crowded theater), but the statement of “you can’t express opinions once you’re inside security” just stinks.
In (un)related news…there’s a wonderful house on the market in Minneapolis.
Becca (and B)…(who are afraid that they’re going to be spending the winter in the MN snow instead of the OR rain…..)
Becca (and Brian)
September 29, 2006 at 7:11 am
37Sharon-
Having just been to that museum and seen all the exhibits of the atrocities and the torture methods I’m just sickened. Speechless, apalled…I run out of words without finding one that comes close to how I feel. We made it a point on the trip to go to places like Auschwitz, the Killing Fields and Tuol Sleng (the genocide and torture museum you’re talking about) to educate ourselves, to remind ourselves that it has happened and can happen again, and to raise our guard. Then we come back home and see that the bill passed the senate last night. I feel powerless and lost and scared and like a hypocritical failure, for paying my respects to those fallen in these terrible places without preventing things happening in my own country.
Becca (and Brian)
September 29, 2006 at 7:15 am
38For those looking for more info or photos:
http://www.tuolsleng.com/
http://www.edwebproject.org/sideshow/khmeryears/s21.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuol_Sleng_Genocide_Museum
Becca (and Brian)
September 29, 2006 at 7:26 am
39so my links were in response to a longer post that Fanny didn’t like for some reason….stay tuned (it will become less of a non-sequitor)
Sharon
September 29, 2006 at 7:35 am
40Sorry, Siobhan, didn’t mean to get testy. WF seems to think that if we all just close our eyes, clap our hands, and say aloud, “I do believe in limitless easy-to-tap petroleum reserves,” then it will be so.
(”Kunstler kool-aid” indeed.)
Siobhan
September 29, 2006 at 2:41 pm
41I guess the report on Foley’s conflicts of interest (so to speak) got out a little earlier than planned. The chair of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children? Heckuva job, Foley….
George
September 29, 2006 at 5:23 pm
42Cooper,
Thanks for the link in comment #32. Things are seriously depressing and I needed the laugh.
Becca (and Brian)
September 29, 2006 at 6:20 pm
43still waiting for Fanny to release the comments…tick tick tick tick tick
hedera
September 30, 2006 at 5:48 pm
44Yes, thanks for the link, cooper - our local paper quit carrying Mother Goose and Grimm, and I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed them.
The Repugnicans flaunt their position as the party that brought morality back to the White House, but somehow all the congress persons who’ve had to resign for various forms of moral turpitude have been R’s - bribery was bad enough, but trolling for underage boys on the Internet? For shame.
Erik
October 1, 2006 at 9:36 am
45Mike Peters has to be one of the best editorial cartoonists out there. I’m also partial to Tom Toles, formerly of the Buffalo News and now at the Washington Post.
hedera
October 1, 2006 at 5:31 pm
46The San Francisco Chronicle regularly prints Tom Toles’ cartoons, and I agree they are first rate. They also have their own resident political cartoonist, Tom Meyer, also first rate and well worth a look; there’s a link on the cited page to his archive.
SeattleTammy
October 1, 2006 at 8:37 pm
47When we were at the BEA show in DC, we met Mike Luckovitch. he had a stack of posters, a bookstore scene, that he lettered in Jackson Street Books, and signed. The bookstore has a banner “Mission Accomplished!” W is holding My Pet Goat, and a customer mutters, “He must have finished it”
“”http://www.comics.com/editoons/luckovich/archive/luckovich-20060930. html”"
You can see it over Adam’s shoulder, or in the Pacific Northwest article.
I can’t find the post where some one couldn’t find the pictures. Tony had to show us. You click on the text and then get a page of thumbnails (Flickr) to click on. Damn snotty kid. He torments us with our lack of computer knowledge.
David
October 2, 2006 at 7:49 am
48Good stuff by Tom Meyer. Off to check out Luckovich. FA is a treasure trove of links, especially for a cyberinfant down on the edge of the Green Swamp. Muchas gracias, all you linkers (are we still allowed to use Spanish in Amerikkka?)
Harold
October 2, 2006 at 7:58 am
49SeattleTammy, that was me who couldn’t find the pictures. Which text do I click on? “Photos” just takes me to “photos coming soon”, “Events” says “Nothing right now”, and “News” dosn’t have anything that gos to the photos. (I seem to recall they were under ither “Events” or “News” in the past.)
David
October 2, 2006 at 8:01 am
50Seattle Tammy,
I couldn’t get the link to come up (possibly one more indication of my cyberincompetence) but I can get Luckovich to come up, but I need the date of the cartoon. I incorrectly guessed the 0930 meant September 30. What I did find was good stuff.
SeattleTammy
October 2, 2006 at 9:19 am
51Sorry, just try comics.com and look at any Luckovitch. He’s good.I’ll check the website from work and report later. My mac at home needs an update, Tony says to get Flash. I have no idea what this entails but I’ll let you know!
ice weasel
October 2, 2006 at 10:59 pm
52Kunstler, like any prophet, gets hung on the timing as much as the accuracy. In general, I think many of his commentaries are well reasoned and prophetic (many, not all). That said, the bitch is, he’s already predicting the final annihilation next month and it doesn’t seem to come…quite yet, much to the consternation of the bush administration who seem to be reading his posts and trying to act out the “what not to do” parts.
That jeebus gu had some prophets who couldn’t get the timing down either. When was that apocalypse again?
Whatever.
The truly thing about Adam’s very funny post is we don’t really know what reports there are that have not even seen the light of day, much altered and released on a convenient Friday at 4:57 p.m. And since the chimperor has made every document his administration vomited up secret until just after the Mickey Mouse copyright expires, we’ll likely never know.
Oh well, more good ol’ tejas conservative principles at work.
ice weasel
October 3, 2006 at 6:07 am
53edit: please change out “already” in the third sentence for “always”.