… and a bunch of non-rhyming folk turned up for the “Schrodinger’s Ball” reading at our own “Seattle Dan” and “Seattle Tammy’s” Jackson Street Books. In, as you may have surmised, Seattle.
It was a great time for all - well, at least I can vouch for myself. Jackson Street Books (website coming soon!) is a fine, fine establishment, and Dan and Tammy were terrific hosts. I’m sure they - and Ann and Fran - will be happy to offer their perspectives below.
In other news, the Ball somehow turned up at #3 on the Boston Globe’s best seller list last week. there’s a short piece about it here. A free subscription required, but if you don’t feel like going through all that, suffice to say it’s entitled “A dazzling debut.” “Dazzling.” I really like that, though I’m aware that one of its definitions is “causing temporary blindness.”
So if you’ve recently read my book, you’re probably not reading this. Oh well. At least it’s having an effect.





57 comments
Doc Nagel
September 25, 2006 at 3:54 pm
1So that’s why I’ve been running into walls, cutting myself shaving, and lighting the cat on fire so much more frequently lately!
Murray
September 25, 2006 at 4:58 pm
2Come on man, lets see the photos. First the ones at Grouseland then the ones at Jackson Street books.
I hope you had a bit more sleep this time through, and just going north doesn’t give you the jetlag of heading east.
Congrats on the great review and being so high on the hit list. They are all well deserved. The book IS great.
Just Jay
September 25, 2006 at 5:55 pm
3I’m sorry to have missed it. Unfortunately my Sunday work schedule, which last week included a 2:45 AM wake up prevented my attendance. I’m past the age when just staying up all night and heading straight to work would have been feasible, alas….
Jay
Fran
September 25, 2006 at 7:20 pm
4I just sent the photos off to Tammy, so we’ll see how it goes. I can forward them to you too, Adam, if you’ll email me. It was great fun to hear The Man speak and read. Merely to bask in his presence was magnificent! All should be deemed so worthy!
cooper
September 25, 2006 at 7:41 pm
5Jay, so close and yet…
Off Target. Sharon, the Librarian - the current Rolling Stone has an article by Robert Kennedy Jr. about electronic voting machines and the ensuing evils thereof. I haven’t finished it yet, but it seems rather chilling so far.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/11717105/robert_f_kennedy_j r__will_the_next_election_be_hacked
Adam, well things seem to be rolling along very sweetly these days. Beautiful wife, TV show, soon to be an uncle (again, right?), new book very well received. BTW, were there more than 9 at the signing Saturday? Good. Though I must say, small gatherings certainly make for more one on one face time with the author. I thoroughly enjoyed meeting you and the other Felbernauts in PA. And kids, if you haven’t gotten the book yet, get the book, already. You’ll love it! Murray, thanks again, pal - you and your family are the best.
cooper
September 25, 2006 at 8:00 pm
6Again with the off target. Sorry. In case someone out there is not aware of this little “off the cuff” by the very reverant Jerry Falwell, it appears that this God-fearing Christian is now more frightened by a strong and opinionated woman than the the very Devil himself.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2003272973_jerry24.html
SeattleDan
September 25, 2006 at 8:12 pm
7At the outset, a couple of things. I’m going to forget a few details, so if you see other posts from me about the Bookstore Event of the Year, indulge me. Second, we could not have had a more gracious and great guest in our store. Adam has to be one of the world’s great guys, fun to talk to, an engaged listener, and did I mention funny?
We had around 25 people attend. Friends, book collegues, and one woman who attended because she read the Weekly review and really liked Douglas Adams. And some folk I didn’t know.
Adam, in reading, didn’t want to give too much of the plot away. He read from the opening, some of Bernie’s biblical dialogue with the Lord, and, the biggest hit of the night, from Brenda’s alternate history of the world.
In the Q and A after, Adam won the hearts of all the parents when he talked about writing for the kids show “Wishbone”. I could hear the sighs from all the Moms in the audience.
Adam was very friendly with everyone, and I have to say he bonded with our son, SeattleTony (and don’t ever tell him I called him that). Adam and Tony talked over a myriad of things, including Gameboys, current animation (Tony wants to be an animator; he’s 17 and a senior in an alternative High School); and comedy. Damn, I learned alot.
After the event and closing the shop, Tammy, Tony, Ann, myself and a couple that Adam knew, Kimberley and Perry, took ourselves out to a fine dinner on the Seattle waterfront. (My major disappointment in the evening was that the restaurant had run out of the Kobe Beef Meatloaf, alas). We all talked over many things. Turns out Adam is something of a New York Giants fan and the Giants were playing the mighty Seahawks the next day; see the sports section to see the result. BTW, Kimberley and Perry are my new favorite customers. They bought a 37 volume set I had of Kipling. Obviously people of discerning taste. After the dinner we walked outside on a beautiful Seattle night. Tammy gave a drunken history lesson.
I want to thank everyone who attended. Thanks to Ann for helping out; thanks to Jesus General who posted an ad for the event at his blog, gratis. And especially a huge thank you to Adam for coming and being one swell guy, and making a very special evening for us.
There are still signed copies available! And there are still four copies of the “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” page a day calendar, signed by Mr. Felber.
Gailkate
September 25, 2006 at 9:18 pm
8For those who haven’t visited Jackson Street Books, Dan carries a broad selection of new and old titles, with a special collection for baseball fans. Go see for yourselves. (No, I’m not related to him.)
Tom
September 25, 2006 at 9:31 pm
9You should get Hugo Chavez to endorse “Schrodinger’s Ball”. I hear he does wonders for book sales.
PT Caffey
September 26, 2006 at 1:40 am
10“Kimberley and Perry are my new favorite customers. They bought a 37 volume set I had of Kipling.”
The remarkable thing is they were all the same volume. That’s how good a bookman is Seattle Dan. Visit Jackson Street Books and he will see to it that you will leave with a good book tucked under you arm, or a stack of them; many of them may even be in the original Portuguese, but it won’t matter: Seattle Dan is irresistible. Boa vinda!
dee
September 26, 2006 at 6:06 am
11As soon as Dan wakes up over there on the left coast and reads his e-mail, make that THREE copies of the Wait Wait page a day calendar.
Flyin’ off the shelves, I tell ya!
cooper
September 26, 2006 at 6:42 am
12dee, an autographed Wait Wait day calendar for Christmas? Oh, dee, you shouldn’t have. Thank you! Thank you! You are so sweet! I’ll just e-mail you my shipping address. Thanks again. What a gal! And while you’re at it, buy something really nice for yourself, too, okay?
juliastar
September 26, 2006 at 6:45 am
13I don’t know who Adam Felber is, but Dan’s the Man and he has a nice bookstore. Any friend of his is a friend of mine!
Susie
September 26, 2006 at 8:55 am
14Cool Dan, thanks for the report, that all sounds great!
Except for the Kobe beef… meatloaf? Are you serious? If so I’m going to go to market with my Hope Diamond cat litter.
cooper
September 26, 2006 at 7:35 pm
15Anyone wanting to read the transcript of Bill Clinton kicking Chris Wallace’s butt from here to next Sunday…
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,215397,00.html
SeattleDan
September 26, 2006 at 8:02 pm
16My fan club showed up last night to post. I love those guys. Gailkate, PT and Juliastar are friends of mine from another message board, and they are very good to me.
And Susie, the meatloaf was Adam’s back-up order. He had the Jambalaya instead and it was, by his account, very good.
The website is now up. Tony is attaching the photos sometime tonight. The good photos are from Fran; the not-so-good ones come from our crappy camera. Ann will be sending more photos soon. (Ann, please copy in Tony).
SeattleDan
September 26, 2006 at 8:57 pm
17First batch of pictures are up. They’re pretty self-explanatory. Fran’s best caption was Adam as godfather…see if you can find it.
SeattleDan
September 26, 2006 at 8:59 pm
18Oops. Changing website info. Try now.
hedera
September 26, 2006 at 9:01 pm
19cooper, I saw that Jerry Falwell article, as well as a slightly earlier one from the San Francisco Chronicle Washington Bureau about how the GOP would use Nancy Pelosi to scare voters into voting for them, because if the Democrats take back the House and Pelosi becomes Speaker it will “weaken America.”
The real statement is that all these yoyos are simultaneously contemptuous of and terrified by strong, competent women. Any strong, competent women. Jerry Falwell, after all, belongs to the strain of Christianity that is currently emphasizing a wife’s duty to submit to her husband.
SeattleDan
September 26, 2006 at 9:02 pm
20D’oh!
My latest best effort. Click on my name.
hedera
September 26, 2006 at 9:23 pm
21I hate to tell you this, SeattleDan, but “Stitch” has two t’s in it…
SeattleDan
September 26, 2006 at 9:38 pm
22D’oh! Again! And though I let the teenage boy create and post, I edited.
It’s a work in progress. Ideas and editing welcomed.
cooper
September 27, 2006 at 4:59 am
23Great photos! Ann, you look mahvelous! (as always). So, does the equally famous Fran make it into any of the photos? Or SeattleTony? SeattleDan, you have too much hair for a man your age. You should have gotten a buzz cut for the signing. Adam is too much of a gentleman to point that out, but I’m under no such constraint. Hi to SeattleTammy, it’s good to put a face to a name. It looks like you put on fun event. Thanks for sharing.
David
September 27, 2006 at 5:16 am
24The diverse persona of Adam, from The Literate Hitman making a deal to eliminate a “problem” to beloved Uncle Adam reading to enthralled children. The man has range.
dee
September 27, 2006 at 6:02 am
25Looks like you guys had a great time. I want to know what Adam broke to merit being labelled a “Klutz.”
Ann
September 27, 2006 at 1:58 pm
26Thanks, Cooper. I was hoping for a little photoshopping, though. The camera adds 10 pounds, you know!
I have a couple of pictures that I’ll send to SeattleDan for posting. And then I have to disappear and develop a new identity.
Murray
September 27, 2006 at 7:14 pm
27Dan, it sounds like you are still on an Adam high. I’ve had that twice now. A really good feeling, no letdown, mellow after effects, no annoying side effects. Makes you want to do it again.
SeattleDan
September 27, 2006 at 8:02 pm
28coop, the head of hair I have didn’t go unnoticed. Years ago I shaved my moustache, when Tony was a baby. Tammy threatened to divorce me unless I grew it back immediately. I grew it back. It seems I have no upper lip.
In case anyone was wondering, the JB and Gretchen photo…JB is the owner of the Seattle Mystery Bookshop where Tammy and Fran work. Gretchen is his wife. Fran somehow eluded the camera. Click on her name and look at her blog, and you’ll find many photos. Go over and say hi.
We received the photos from Ann and Tony will be posting soon, though he thinks it is four of the same pic. Tony refuses to post his own picture, though we had a good one of him. Suffice to say, he looks like the young Gary Cooper.
And, yes, Murray, it is still a high experience. Now we need to get the book on some bestseller lists!
cooper
September 27, 2006 at 8:10 pm
29Any Carolina Panther fans out there? I got to meet Steve Smith and Drew Carter tonight. Seemed like normal guys to me. This is my year to meet the rich and famous - these guys tonight and (the flirting with greatness) Adam Felber - somebody slap me!
David
September 28, 2006 at 5:33 am
30cooper,
I’m a sometimes Caroloonian, alternating with my Floridiot roots (ah, the cultural tensions of Western North Carolina), and one of my friends up here is a serious Panthers fan, so I’m with you in spirit anyway.
Ann
September 28, 2006 at 11:24 am
31Those are not four of the same picture. They are a series of stills that illustrate the range of emotions we experienced at the book reading. Print them and make a flip book—you’ll see!
Stephen
September 28, 2006 at 11:51 am
32OK Cooper, I just read the Rolling Stone article. You can come rock me to sleep tonight. I’m starting to get more scared by the day. You realize that if the Congress passes this torture bill that we will be the next enemy combatants don’t you. I used to think the Repuglicans wouldn’t want to give the President this kind of power because the democrats could take that spot back. Now I see that they never intend to let that happen. It makes everything so clear.
I’m moving to Canada.
Seattle Tammy
September 28, 2006 at 12:48 pm
33Breaking News Alert! Breaking News Alert!
Seattle Mystery gets the New York Times Book Review early, by virtue of subscription and Looky, Looky: page 27. A full page review of Shrodinger’s Ball! Complete with author picture.
“…Felber is a warm and versatile yuckster”
“Felber, who writes in machine-gun bursts of drollery”
Better than the Weekly!
Sienna's pug
September 28, 2006 at 1:36 pm
34“I used to think the Repuglicans wouldn’t want to give the President this kind of power…”
You may call me a floor-pooping, wheezing, sickly, smush-faced excuse for a dog if you will, but this is slander!
David
September 28, 2006 at 2:36 pm
35Sienna’s pug,
I hear you. Those bastards do not rise even close to a wheezing, sickly, smush-faced floor pooper. Would that they were that high on the evolutionary scale.
Harold
September 28, 2006 at 3:04 pm
36I prefer the term “Repugnicants” - pronounced to rhyme with, among other things, “bunts”, “stunts”, or “deodorants.” “Repugnicon” is also very nice, with an emphasis on the “con”.
I’d like to say that we’re above such name calling, but that would be naive. The Repugnicants have demonstrated that you CAN take the low road AND the high horse, as their idiot-in-chief once said.
Veronica
September 28, 2006 at 3:22 pm
37SeattleTammy,
Great review that gave every Lobster-damned twist away. The reviewer should be boiled alive and served with clarified butter!
Beware—if you haven’t read the book, don’t read the review.
Stephen
September 28, 2006 at 5:31 pm
38Call me crazy but I have always hoped that at some point reason would kick in. Surely some of them remember reality? Democracy? They can’t ALL be crazy, self-absorbed morons, can they?
Fran
September 28, 2006 at 8:00 pm
39Actually, Veronica, I haven’t read the book yet (ducking quickly) - it’s next on my list, honest! - but I don’t think the review gives anything away. If anything, I want to read it more than ever now!
SeattleDan
September 28, 2006 at 8:28 pm
40I see that Fran doesn’t provide her website info…maybe if we all ask real nice, she might, on her next post, let you all in on her very nicely done blog.
David
September 28, 2006 at 9:59 pm
41Stephen,
Apparently the answer is Yes they can be. I try to find a gypsum board wall and pick a spot midway between the wall studs in order to minimize the damage to my forhead when the urge becomes uncontrollable.
Fran
September 28, 2006 at 11:42 pm
42I didn’t? I thought I had…now I wonder where the hell I posted my weblink…
Veronica
September 29, 2006 at 10:09 am
43Fran, if you haven’t read the book yet, how can you tell whether the review reveals any twists or secrets?? Now you won’t be able to be surprised by the book. But I think you’ll still like it.
Fran
September 29, 2006 at 7:25 pm
44I think it’s because I read mysteries for a living, that I doubt the review gave anything away. This is straight-up fiction, and I don’t read much of that so there are always surprises for me. Well, that and the fact that I tend to forget reviews pretty much right after I read them. It comes from a long stint in community theatre. I learned a long time ago not to devote much, if any, LTM to reviews.
David
September 29, 2006 at 7:50 pm
45Fran,
You’re right about most reviews. They are all too often useful only for learning something about the reviewer.
Stephen
October 2, 2006 at 7:40 am
46Good advice as always, David. thanks for the tip!
Siobhan
October 2, 2006 at 9:21 am
47Yea!! I finally get to be one of the cool kids. My Felberpalooza shirt and multi-autographed SchroeBall arrived! Best part is that I think I’m getting a cold, so if I end up home sick tomorrow, I’ve got a new book and time to read it!
Yea!
David
October 2, 2006 at 7:42 pm
48Siobhan,
Hope your Tigers whip the Yankees. I want a Tigers-Mets World Series. I’ll have to cheer for the Mets for old time’s sake, of course, preferably drinking Rheingold draft and eating blind robins (no, not vision-impaired redbreasted songbirds).
David
October 4, 2006 at 6:14 pm
49Siobhan,
Hope your Tigers are comeback kids. Losing to the Yankees qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
Dale
October 4, 2006 at 11:16 pm
50Cruel and unusual punishment? You want to know what is cruel and unusal punishment? Treating myself to an extravagant way overpriced black market birthday treat ticket to my first ever postseason experience, getting decked out in full Tiger regalia (hat, jacket) to celebrate the end of this 19-year drought, being 15-year-old-kid giddy-excited all week, getting to the game, getting through the National Anthem with nary a storm cloud in sight, and suddenly seeing the tarp come out instead of the players, this in apparent anticipation of rain, which moments later did materialize at the level of steady drizzle, waiting huddled amongst 10,000 increasingly hostile bleacher creatures and no alcohol on sale to ease the pain, rumors circulating wildly of possible start times and cancellations, ending of all rain and return to wet seats an hour and a half after scheduled game start, lustily cheering removal of tarp and commencement of field grooming, return of gleeful giddiness as Tigers warmed up in right field, tempered only by bizarre total absence of visible Yankees (later reports indicate that they both pushed for and found out about the cancellation before the Tigs, who thus warmed up their pitcher unnecessarily–Mussina never came out–and suddenly had to find a hotel in NY, as they had all checked out before the game), all set for game when grounds crew, who had just finished, return and remove the bases and roll out tarp again, this despite total lack of aerial moisture, 10 minutes more of waiting, and then (past 10pm now) game is officially called (due to weather report of second storm front to pass at 11:15, which it did, but which would only have briefly interrupted the later innings if we had played the stupid game to begin with). And rescheduled game, of course, smack in the middle of the workday.
THAT has got to be outlawed by the Geneva Conventions somewhere!
PS - On the plus side, the Tigs did not lose.
dee
October 5, 2006 at 5:42 am
51Dale, your efforts are duly noted.
And the nefarious machinations of the Yankees are noted also. Yet another reason why any true American who loves justice, fair play and puppies should root for the Tigers.
siobhan
October 5, 2006 at 7:37 am
52Dale, your story proves that the Yankees are scared - nay, terrified - of the Tigers. That is the only possible explanation.
Will you be able to sneak off to the rescheduled game?
Harold
October 5, 2006 at 2:55 pm
53I do believe the Tigers beat the Yankees today.
Dale
October 5, 2006 at 4:44 pm
54I do believe so as well… I don’t know whether to be more happy that they won or more sad that I missed it (and paid $80 for the privilege). I am now somewhat convinced that it is my own spectatorship that causes them to lose (they were rained out twice and lost twice in the four games I went to during the regular season, and they lost the two nationally televised games I was able to watch start to finish), and may have to force myself not to turn on the TV tomorrow. I have a feeling I have displaced all the irrational faith, ritual, and obsession that most people have in religion onto baseball. I need to restore a separation between Church and stadium!
Dale
October 5, 2006 at 4:52 pm
55Further evidence of Yankee wussiness: rather than admit the Tigers had a good game, centerfielder Johnny Damon said:
“We couldn’t see the ball too well at the end of the game. That’s just unfortunate.”
It’s the baseball version of “We’re sorry your ball didn’t hit our bats the way we intended it to” accountability.
SeattleDan
October 5, 2006 at 4:53 pm
56Obsession can be like that, Dale. For me, a few years ago when the Mariners had a very good team, I thought if I didn’t watch the game, they’d lose. Not unlike the superstitions the ballplayers have themselves.
David
October 5, 2006 at 6:59 pm
57Dale,
I was totally unaware of what had transpired regarding the game, because I’ve been out of touch doing some major painting. Your story trumps anything I would have read in the sports section. Going through what you did and then having the game postponed - you’re right, that is cruel and unusual punishment. Perhaps that’s why Lobster smiled on your (and siobhan’s) Tigers.