Weather willing, I’ll be heading to the wilds of Pennsylvania in a couple of hours for the “Event That Isn’t Called Felberpalooza But Hasn’t Actually Been Retitled.”
I’ll be back here in LA by Sunday morning (TELEVISION, I tellya!), though the palooza is scheduled to run all weekend.
So I’ll see some of you very soon. Everyone else, stay tuned for a full report.





68 comments
Maximum Bob
September 1, 2006 at 7:34 pm
1Could someone post pictures for those of us stuck on the Wrong Coast?
SeattleDan
September 1, 2006 at 7:38 pm
2Imagine everyone is getting sloppy drunk right about now. Damn, I envy them.
Harold
September 1, 2006 at 8:11 pm
3Urgh. Redeye out, redeye back? You Angelinos certainly do burn the candle at both ends! Hope to see you tomorrow, assuming my house isn’t flooded.
David
September 1, 2006 at 8:26 pm
4It’s a hell of a book, Adam. Damned but I wish I were meeting the author tomorrow. I’m with Maximum Bob on the request for pictures being posted, in my case for an FAer stuck on the edge of the Green Swamp.
Lauren
September 1, 2006 at 9:35 pm
5We finished and absolutely adored it. It was a delight. Thank you!!!
You’re, like, halfway through another, right?
Okay, no pressure. But we’re prepared to start offering bribes in convenient, hard to trace (edible/potable) form. California misses you!
historyenne
September 1, 2006 at 9:47 pm
6I’d like to back up Bob and David in their request for pictures. Have fun, everyone!
Murray
September 2, 2006 at 4:55 am
7OK, it’s morning of the big event. It was named Felberpalooza by Ann at the beginning and it’s what everyone knows it by so it’s just stuck.
The radar weather shows that Ernesto has pretty well moved past, leaving us with dryer if not good weather for the weekend. 1.4 inches of rain, is hardly a big deal, when Isabel came busting through she took out a couple of dozen trees, when Ivan dumped on us he washed out part of our driveway to the pond and worked at removing our dam. We needed the rain but it would have been better coming last week.
Things are quiet here (it’s not 8 yet), but we expect folks to show up soon. Adam thinks he’ll arrive by late morning.
We will try to keep you informed.
Landis
September 2, 2006 at 9:54 am
8Hey Murray - I’ve already finished the book but would love to buy a copy that’s been signed by Adam as well as the other -palooza attendees. If you’ve got any extra, put one aside for me and I’ll take it.
Have a great time everyone. Perhaps the next event can take place on the West Coast.
Nathan
September 2, 2006 at 10:03 am
9I just finished Schrodinger’s Ball and read in the afternotes about the great website called schrodingersball.com. What a thrill! A cool website about the book and the stupid stuff in it. How awesome!
Except it is a blog with one entry from May. That’s pretty weak. And sad. I’m sad. Thinking about boycotting all the sponsors for Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me because of this.
Good book, though.
David
September 2, 2006 at 11:11 am
10I’m with Landis. I’d gladly pay for a copy signed by the various FAers in attendance at the inaugural Felberpalooza.
Allison
September 2, 2006 at 12:03 pm
11Pictures, pictures, we want pictures! I’m bummed to be stuck here along the glorious coast of California while you all are partying together and with Adam.
One of my goals today is to have Bookshop Santa Cruz order “Schrodinger’s Ball” for me. I’d have done it earlier, but with moving and vacation there just hasn’t been time. Adam, any chance you’ll be up in northern California any time soon?
lurker dave
September 2, 2006 at 12:09 pm
12Have fun everybody. This evening I’ll mix up a maker’s mark manhattan (or three), face east and toast you all.
Here’s to fine wine, women, and song.
And here’s to workdays that aren’t too long.
Here’s to shoes that always fit.
And here’s to you, you silly shit!
[From: Jerry Levine, Usenet: alt.tasteless.humor]
dee
September 2, 2006 at 7:40 pm
13When we last saw the tailights of Adam’s car he was headed down the wrong road, but Murray assures us he’ll end up where he needs to be anyway,
It was a great time with Adam and just too damned short. (TELEVISION — I tellya!) But the evening is not over. In fact the Days Inn contingent is checking in before heading to the bar. Boy these are fun folks, and we all signed a bunch of books and pictures were taken and will be posted as soon as everyone gets back home.
Wish more of you could have been here. But we toasted you and tried to drink up your share.
SeattleDan
September 2, 2006 at 8:13 pm
14I knew it! They’re drinking till their sloppy drunk and talking about the rest of us.
Maximum Bob
September 2, 2006 at 9:07 pm
15Yes, but they are talking in a slurred, barely-comprehensible way, which is some consolation.
SeattleDan
September 2, 2006 at 9:44 pm
16Whadahell,heck, (hiccup), Bob, ya,talkn’ bout. Hmm. Gee,that light is pretty. What time is it, anways…..
SeattleTammy
September 2, 2006 at 11:36 pm
17We want a signed copy by all the debauchers!
C’mon folks, dribble, scrawl, weep and lament into a copy for us!!!!
We’ll have it also scribbled into at the JSB event. We need a copy with everyone in it!!!
Murray- can ya give us a break on buying one back from ya? and mebbe a tee-shirt?
where are the pictures?
Murray
September 3, 2006 at 4:36 am
18(I think) I survived Felberpalooza,
I’ll let you know when my sight returns.
(This is on the crest of the T-shirt).
It’s a good thing I can type with out looking at the keys.
In a few hours we will be having the mountain bike race which is 2 hours of heart pegging fun and agony, so I need to get ready for it.
I’ll get pictures out to Adam by Tuesday and he should be able to post them.
Susie
September 3, 2006 at 1:06 pm
19I want to buy some T-shirts! Please let me know who to send money to.
Susie, currently waving a 10 spot in the westerly direction.
SeattleDan
September 3, 2006 at 3:25 pm
20Good to hear that you all seemed to survive. We’d love to get a t-shirt, too. Let us know if there are any still available. And looking forward to the pictures!
George C
September 3, 2006 at 5:10 pm
21I made it home from the “event” without falling asleep! I had to leave early (something about children locked out of the house) and I am really regretting not going on that bike ride. Tell me the ride was terrible so I can stop being angry at my children.
Thank you for hosting the event, Murray. We all recognize how much work you did to have everything ready.
For those of you that didn’t make it, you missed a chance to meet the lovely and talented: Ann, Dee, Cooper, Harold, the hard-working Murray clan, who am I forgetting … sleep-deprived, ugh … oh, some pesky sister was there, and of course, it was great to meet and chat with Adam.
I shouldn’t have started naming people … now I am certain I am forgetting people. Someone help me here while I take a 12-hour nap.
I hope you made it home in better shape than me, Adam. Thanks for taking time to hang with us.
George C
September 3, 2006 at 5:12 pm
22testing … 1, 2, 3, coffee … test.
George C
September 3, 2006 at 5:15 pm
23test
George C
September 3, 2006 at 5:20 pm
24coffee
cooper
September 3, 2006 at 5:47 pm
25Well, I’m back and what a gracious and interesting group of people. I got to tell you, if you haven’t met Adam, what a guy! Really smart, rackishly handsome - all the dozens of pictures that we’ve seen of him don’t do him justice - entertaining and best of all… (okay, Adam, that’s about all the bullshit your ten bucks will buy. Next time, slip me one of those folding Ben Franklins.) But everyone there was funny and between Grouseland and the community center we sat around and talked and laughed for about 10 hours. It went by so quickly! Among the Felbernauts was a world champion female mountain bike rider (Debbye) that Murray got started several years ago (she did the rest).
Plus, this is a really smart group of bloggers. You gets hints of it quite often with the snappy one liners that go back and forth. We had a room of Renaissance people who have read, seen and experienced a wide variety of American culture, politics, et al. I think someone was writing down a list of books, and perhaps movies, etc. that the people were saying were not to be missed. I hope that list makes it onto the blog at some point. As they say in New England, “I tell you, I was some impressed!”
Murray, you and your family were excellent hosts. Thank you for all the planning, hard work and thoughtful touches. Adam, you’re a great sport. Thanks for taking time in your unbelievably demanding and hectic schedule to flying across the country to be with the gang. I hope you finally got some sleep. Maybe next time we’ll meet in Chicago, see a live show of Wait, Wait and elbow our way into Adam’s life in a more convenient fashion. It was great to meet all you people. I gotta run. If you weren’t there, you’re square.
P.S. No one got sloppy drunk. Sorry to spoil that illussion.
Ann
September 3, 2006 at 5:53 pm
26Cooper, after you went to bed we went to the nearby bar and drank and danced ourselves into a stupor. George resisted the local ladies, however.
cooper
September 3, 2006 at 6:15 pm
27George C is a man of impeccable moral scruples and has served, and continues to serve this country with distinction and utmost integrity. (See, Adam, what properly greasing the palms will get ya? Thanks, George!)
dee
September 3, 2006 at 7:08 pm
28Harold and Ann and I just got back from dinner (at the Italian place in Everett — we recommend the cheese ravioli) and then sat around my room solving all the problems of the world over a nightcap.
Murray — thank you for all your hard work getting this together. We had a BLAST! Ditto on everything Cooper said about you and your lovely family. And Adam, it was a joy to spend time with you. We all agree — next year in Chicago.
And Cooper is a gentleman and scholar, a credit to the Old North State, and such a well-favored specimen of physical perfection that the hearts of women throughout south central Pennsylvania will be aflutter for years to come.
(Adam and George, see what you could have gotten if only thrown a couple kittens my way…)
George
September 3, 2006 at 8:58 pm
29Ann,
Those were “ladies”, not ladies.
Dale
September 3, 2006 at 9:30 pm
30Ummm…I had a REALLY GOOD time here by myself this weekend. Man the company (my dog) was scintillating! Wow, if you were not in on the preparation of these lesson plans, you have not known humor, wit, and insight. Don’t you wish you were lucky enough to paint the fence, Huck, dontcha?
George
September 3, 2006 at 9:50 pm
31Is this thing working now?
tess
September 4, 2006 at 12:48 am
32Dale, I’m with you on the whole weekend alone thing. I mean, I just had the most fun mopping the floor on my hands and knees (okay, not really my knees, I was sorta doing a duck-walk across the floor that’s been giving my back hell), vacuuming up about 2 weeks worth of rabbit fur off the floor, and cleaning out a fridge full of spoiled food after a 2 weeks stint in Coeur d’Alene, ID visiting my boyfriend’s parents. I don’t need the company of witty, intelligent, and funny people; I just need to clean about 2 years’ of baked-on hardened grease off my stove.
*whimper*
Is there any more Maker’s Mark left?
SpottedDog
September 4, 2006 at 1:32 am
33Being from Boston and having relocated to Coeur d’Alene, ID I’m always surprised to see Coeur d’Alene mentioned anywhere. It’s in Northern Idaho. There is nothing here. There are certainly no ‘paloozas’ of any type felberian or otherwise. Of course, Tess’ boyfriend’s parents live here, but I mean other than that there’s nothing.
Just noticed CNN posting regarding the death of Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter). Strange that with all of the deaths I’ve been reading about lately, primarily related to the war, I’m most moved by his.
Chuggo
September 4, 2006 at 5:57 am
34Dog, I heard he got poked by a Sting Ray (accident). I’m trying hard not to make an analogous snarky comment about all the people who were able to go to Felberpalooza. I’m jealous as hell.
This must have been the weekend to clean floors, like Tess I was zwiffing floors, etc. Much more fun than witty conversation and cheese ravioli.
Damn.
George C
September 4, 2006 at 10:16 am
35Going to the Palooza in the Woods was a nice break from my regular job at Floor Scrubbers, Inc.
hedera
September 4, 2006 at 10:39 am
36I haven’t been scrubbing any floors, but I am alone in the house, my better half having decided to do one last backpacking trip before the Sierras get snowed in and they close Tioga Pass for the winter. He left yesterday for the area around Mono Lake, and here I am in a house that doesn’t seem this silent when he’s here, even if he’s digging flower beds in the back yard and not in the house at all…
I saw the notice of Steve Irwin’s death in the San Francisco Chronicle, and my main reaction is, what a way for him to go. Too soon, but I’ll bet if you had asked him for a preference, dying suddenly while doing something he loved would have been way up there.
Speaking of dying, I read Schroedinger’s Ball last night, and I’m still mulling it over. I’m particularly puzzled by the people here who have said they thought it was funny. It has some funny incidents, but I thought the overall tone of the book was a gentle melancholy, as all the characters did their best to cope with a life that, in most cases, seemed just a little beyond them. (Except for Johnny’s grandmother, who is clearly modeled on Mother Felber.) The whole episode of Johnny’s death was a brilliant fantasy, but funny?? Maybe there’s something wrong with my sense of humor; I didn’t find Electric Lincoln funny either (but then, I was straight).
Harold
September 4, 2006 at 12:17 pm
37Tess, in response to your question, there was plenty of Maker’s Mark left over; we added together the total available alcohol, divided it by the number in attendance, and realized that we would be dead five times over if we attempted to consume it all. So we slipped one of the bottles of Maker’s Mark into Adam’s luggage. Hope it wasn’t his carry-on!
Murray, thank you again for being such a kind, generous, and gracious host. The Pike-to-Bike ride was something I certainly will not forget soon, especially whenever I try to sit! (The bikes were fantastic, but it was an unexpected pleasure to sit in my car and re-experience the feeling of sitting on something that was not actively trying to force its way into my body.)
A question arose at the gathering: how many other redheads are involved in this site? It was strange to have three lovely redheaded ladies from three different parts of the country in the same room. (Photos, I got photos! I’ll post ‘em as soon as I mow my lawn. No rest for the wicked.)
To those happy few of us who made it there, I am very glad to have met you all. To those who were not able to make it this time, I look forward to meeting you at a future event! We were already tossing around ideas while out of Adam’s earshot…I will yield the floor to Dee, Ann, Cooper, George, or George’s Sister, who I believe were in on the nefarious planning.
Speaking of Adam, has anyone seen him or heard from him? My greatest concern is that he only made it about 300 yards down the road from where we last saw him and is at this moment trapped in the wreckage of his rental vehicle, trying to beat away some rabid raccoons with an empty bottle of Maker’s Mark.
George
September 4, 2006 at 12:34 pm
38If anyone can see this — can you make it so I am able to post again? Please?
Fanny, is that you causing this?
Harold
September 4, 2006 at 12:43 pm
39(Not to imply that Adam would have consumed the alcohol before or during his drive. But it takes a constant act of will not to simply plow off the road on one of the semi-infinite number of twists and turns around Grouseland!)
cooper
September 4, 2006 at 1:15 pm
40Harold, it was really good to meet you this weekend. Those that attended got to enjoy your sharp sense of humor and keen mind. Re the bicycle seat, aren’t you glad it was gravity (the weakest of the four forces) governing contact with the seat. If it had been electro-magnetism…, well we don’t even want to think about that one.
dee
September 4, 2006 at 2:19 pm
41Okay what did you people do while we were gone so that poor George can’t post here anymore and defend his (dubious) honor?
George — check your email line. If ever I leave that blank I get bounced. Or maybe your girls reset CyberNanny while you were gone.
The looooong ride home was made so much more pleasant listeing to the Tigers beat Seattle (Sorry, Ann)
Harold, I’m rationalizing that the grass is too wet to cut. Now if I could only find my USB cord to post the pictures.
tess
September 4, 2006 at 3:04 pm
42Harold,
AND NONE FOR ME?
I guess it’s just as well; I just had a small bowl of beef stew with beans and I think I poured about 2 cups of red wine into the stock while it was cooking. There oughta be enough residual alcohol to keep my brain chugging, even if the stuff sits in my gut like a load of bricks.
Mmmm, bricky.
David
September 4, 2006 at 3:26 pm
43tess,
I assume you inadvertently spilled the 2 cups of red wine into the stock for the beef stew with beans. Can’t think of any other reason for involving a middle agent.
Harold
September 4, 2006 at 4:33 pm
44I am wondering if perhaps Fanny is overly sensitive about people named “George”?
George, my brother, until we get that rat’s meds adjusted feel free to e-mail posts to one of us to post on your behalf.
dee
September 4, 2006 at 4:40 pm
45George says it may be his ISP. Now that I think about it, every time we would joke about those Nigerian email scams he would get this rather furtive look in his eyes. Karma, man.
Harold
September 4, 2006 at 6:05 pm
46My account of Day 1 of Felberpalooza (with pictures!) is now up!
http://anothermonkey.blogspot.com/2006/09/felberpalooza-day-1.html
SeattleDan
September 4, 2006 at 6:16 pm
47Great post, Harold. Nice to see pics of everyone…is that Cooper with his back to the camera? Hope nobody’s brain hurts too much after that confabulation of minds.
Harold
September 4, 2006 at 7:01 pm
48As I have noted, it is not my brain but my butt that is sore. But that was day 2!
Yep, that’s our Coop, a polite, soft-spoken gentleman who wields a 20-ton rapier of wit. I’ll never look at low-slung (or high-slung) pants the same way!
It appears that George’s posts have finally been allowed through!
cooper
September 4, 2006 at 7:27 pm
49BTW, dee, I didn’t thank you for your contribution to the Hornet’s Nest Girl Scout Council for Jenny. That was very kind of you; it will be used wisely.
Actually, SeattleDan, I think that’s a stunt double, dressed to look much older than me and photoshopped in by that evil genius, Harold. It must have been something I said.
For those not aware, Adam’s show (hope Spike doesn’t see that) will premiere on September 16 @ 12:00 AM EST. Now if I can just figure a way to stay awake that late.
cooper
September 4, 2006 at 7:58 pm
50Siobhan, I’m sure I signed the Schodinger’s Ball book that will wind up being yours, but it wasn’t identified as yours, so let me say that “I enjoy your wit, your Tahoe commercials will never be forgotten and we missed your participation @ ‘That Thing That Shouldst Not Be Entitled Felberpalooza’.” When you get the book, go ahead and write the above into the book, right above where I signed it. Or make up whatever flattering BS you want to. (use your opposite hand, so it won’t be so obvious. I did the same thing where Adam signed mine.) Gee, I never knew he admired me that much. What a guy, to write such glowing admiration and heartfelt words. I must have really impressed him!
Maximum Bob
September 4, 2006 at 8:15 pm
51What a coincidence: my doctor just recommended Maker’s Mark and donuts.
tess
September 4, 2006 at 8:25 pm
52David,
Trust me, it’s the only thing to do with a $6 bottle of red wine. And when you have low alcohol tolerance.
Damn, I wish I’d been there, though from looking at all the photos, I would’ve been the youngest one there. That, and the temptation of donuts and whisky might’ve added to my prodigious weight gain.
siobhan
September 4, 2006 at 9:44 pm
53Aw, shucks Cooper.
We’ll just have to time the Pacific Rim (to included Pete IVDL) Felberpalooza to coincide with your next vacation allotment.
Dale
September 4, 2006 at 10:40 pm
54AAARGGH, this is why I never go to radio show homepages! You all look wrong! Actually, the women look about right–Dee, I have always imagined you as a redhead. I had unconsciously conflated you with Susan Sarandon, and it looks like I’m not far off. But guys! Cooper, you are supposed to have tangly black hair and an earring. Murray, you should be about 6′3′’ and burly. Please rectify ASAP, or at least before you go posting any more pictures. (Siobhan, I am glad you did not go, as I have merged you with the only other Siobhan I ever knew, thus making you Persian and 15.)
Seattletammy
September 4, 2006 at 10:58 pm
55O-kaaa–yyy.
so apparently we need Maker’s Mark and doughtnuts for the signing…
Can Do!!!
Ann
September 4, 2006 at 11:04 pm
56Wow, un-Photoshopped pics from Harold, and comments about age from Tess! Ouch!
It was just a lovely weekend. Thanks again, Murray, for all your excellent hosting, and thanks, Adam, for taking the time to meet with us. It was a small group but a lively one, and we all had a chance to get acquainted. I went on the Day 2 bike ride with Harold, and we encouraged each other to finish. I’m even thinking of getting my own bike now!
Next year in Chicago!
Ann
September 4, 2006 at 11:14 pm
57The Tigers beat Seattle? Was that a sporting event of some sort?
SeattleDan, I have a couple of T-shirts and signed books for you.
Harold
September 5, 2006 at 4:00 am
58See, Ann? I’m not the only one who made the Susan Sarandon connection!
The FanAp elves
September 5, 2006 at 4:23 am
59George C, sorry you were having difficulties posting comments. Please try again — for some reason they triggered one of the resident spam filters (it’s different from the comment moderation filter, which is why you didn’t see a “moderation queue” message).
I’ve recovered your comments, so they should be visible now. Sooner than later, this particular spam killer should “learn” to leave your comments alone. (By the way, if you want me to delete your previous test comments, just say the word…in any case, I think I’m going to start borrowing your catchy “1, 2, 3, coffee” as my new testing phrase…)
Felberpalooza sounds like it was a blast. Congrats to Murray and all the attendees on a successful event.
cooper
September 5, 2006 at 4:55 am
60MaxBob, get a second opinion.
Maximum Bob
September 5, 2006 at 8:22 am
61Cooper, the second doctor told me that as long as my bills were paid up, I could eat anything I wanted.
George
September 5, 2006 at 9:20 am
62‘Thank you’ to all the elves that worked so hard to help me in my efforts to rise above a spam filter. This is my new purpose in life.
Harold
September 5, 2006 at 10:02 am
63Low alcohol tolerance, Tess? Damn, I wish you were there! The truck-driving ladies in the hotel’s “disco” would’ve probably enjoyed your alcohol-addled presence, too!
Allison
September 5, 2006 at 12:41 pm
64Aw, man, now I don’t have to imagine how much fun you all were having over the weekend, I can see the photos! I’m glad you had such a good time, but I’m still jealous. We’ve got to get the Pacific Rim Felberpalooza going next year!
Murray
September 5, 2006 at 2:12 pm
65Hell of a party, great people, good booze, and great cake. (Funny dog). As far as going dancing after they left me, that’s OK I don’t dance.
David
September 5, 2006 at 8:40 pm
66tess,
I’m with you on the modest alcohol tolerance, and a cheap red is a guaranteed killer headache, so yeah, cooking really is its proper application. I can get as happy as a pig in shit for not a whole lot of money. In fact, some Beau Geste port once reduced me to a pig in shit, so to speak. I think they make the stuff by mixing grape juice and grain neutral spirits, either that or antifreeze.
tess
September 6, 2006 at 4:33 pm
67Ann,
Hey, face it; I probably am one of the youngest ones here. Remind me not to complain about how old I feel surrounded by college freshmen who look like they just came back from surfing. Or to batter them to death with their surfboards. Or to taunt them by eating food in front of them.
Harold and David,
You know, the funny thing is that I have an older brother who once had the liver of a concrete elephant and would down a bottle of champaign like it was nothing (did that once during New Year’s while the rest of my family was tipsy after 2-3 sips). Well, until his stomach lining gave out and he gave up drinking. Somewhere in me in a alcoholic waiting to get out! An alcoholic with no alcohol tolerance. And gets cranky while drunk. And hungry.
Mmmm . . . donuts.
David
September 6, 2006 at 4:49 pm
68young tess (not to be confused with Young Harris, a town in Nawth Jawja).
Cranky while drunk? Eat some donuts first, or some chocolate something. Then enjoy those sips. Our livers thank those of us who need only modest amounts of alcohol to achieve fermentation nirvana.