Can one “leak” and “plug” simultaneously? You bet.
Bits of “Talkshow with Spike Feresten” are beginning to emerge in anticipation of our September 16th premiere. You can now be our friend on MySpace, and there (or on the main site) you can now view a little meta-comedy: “How to Do a Man on the Street Remote”
Also, it seems that another little piece of video has found its way onto the web. This one needs a little bit of set-up: We figure that a lot of people who are watching television at midnight on a Saturday, almost by definition, are, well… high. So we’ve written a few comedy pieces expressly for that oft-overlooked demographic.
So, a caveat: I honestly don’t know where my demographic intersects that of Messrs. Cheech and Chong. Or the late Dr. Thompson. So if you are not high, you might not get this. Or enjoy it. Or ever want to see it again. But if you are, please enjoy… Electric Lincoln.*
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*I have no idea how Electric Lincoln found his way onto the web. But feel free to forward his (Gettysburg) address to anyone.





63 comments
waterfowler
August 30, 2006 at 12:30 pm
1For some strange reason, I watched the whole thing.
SeattleDan
August 30, 2006 at 12:48 pm
2The yellow submarine I can understand. What’s up with the pretzel and the step ladder, though?
Funny stuff. Abe was known for his wit!
Jonathan
August 30, 2006 at 1:25 pm
3Adam, can’t wait for the taping on the 15th. Listen for the laughs, boy howdy!
(nt) Pete
August 30, 2006 at 1:33 pm
4Mary Lincoln [knocking on Lincoln Bedroom door]: C’mon hon, open the door…
Electric Lincoln: Who is it?
Mary: It’s me, Mary — your wife…
EL: Mary’s not here, man.
…[repeat until distracted by thoughts of Cheetos]
piglet
August 30, 2006 at 3:42 pm
5I’m totally stealing those sweet dance moves.
cooper
August 30, 2006 at 5:16 pm
6Drunken writers? Harsh, dude.
wf, you watched the whole thing because Lincoln was a Republican and you hoped, in the end, he’d kick some Democratic butt. Sorry, man. I hope that doesn’t take Mr. Lincoln down a notch in your book. We’ll miss you at “gathering this weekend that is not to be called Felberpalooza”. Of course, you’ll be dry.
Edith, I hope you’ll bring some copies of your books to sign, as well. My wife requested an autographed copy.
cooper
August 30, 2006 at 5:36 pm
7Off target, sorry, Adam. David Corn in “Tom Paine - common sense” wrote an article titled “The Bush-Is-An-Idiot Camp Grows”, which is heartening to us correct thinking progressives. Give it a read. BTW, David’s book, “Hubris”, comes out next week, so save a few dollars for that.
http://www.tompaine.com/articles/2006/08/30/the_bushisanidiot_camp_gro ws.php
Murray
August 30, 2006 at 6:24 pm
8I’m wearing my new Felberpalooza at Grouseland T-shirt, with great original art of Fanny and Elvis, and in front of me is my new copy (and its 47 other bretheren) of Schrodinger’s Ball. Trails are clean and marked, shop is slowly becoming presentable, all things are being gathered and headed to the campground in preperation for the great event.
Looking forward to seeing you all in a couple of days
siobhan
August 30, 2006 at 6:51 pm
9Looking forward to being there in spirit and experiencing it vicariously in retrospect.
(And to getting my ultra-signed book!)
Katie, stuck in suburban hell
August 30, 2006 at 7:34 pm
10Well, I’m not stoned, but I watched it and laughed.
BTW, It also hit with the 9 yr old boy demographic.
kaite
Dale
August 30, 2006 at 8:36 pm
11Off target, but Dee (and other Tiger fans out there)–just back from the stadium, pulled off a 9th inning come-from-behind win against the hated Yankees. Back to the Bronx tomorrow, this is hard work…
siobhan
August 30, 2006 at 9:10 pm
12Go Tigers!
David
August 30, 2006 at 9:58 pm
13In the meantime, the plan-free war continues, and the Bush-backers mainly duck that uncomfortable issue: whether this war is too much for the man who launched it. That does appear to be the big elephant in the room. And it seems that even conservatives and Republicans are finding it difficult to ignore its smell.
Thanks for the link, Cooper. WF, are you listening?
David
August 30, 2006 at 10:30 pm
14Cooper (and other FAers),
Keith Olbermann really came through with this one:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/08/30/keith-olbermann-delivers-one- hell-of-a-commentary-on-rumsfeld/#more-9932
SeattleDan
August 30, 2006 at 10:59 pm
15David, I just saw the Olbermann piece…got the link from Jesus’ General, and you beat me to posting the link. Olbermann is much better at political commentary than he ever was at sports. (I think he hated the Tigers! Just kiddin’. Dont send Keith any ourtaged emails).
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 4:44 am
16If you liked “Electric Lincoln” (and who besides wf didn’t?), then you’ll love “Electric Kyra”.
http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/entertainment/15398236.htm
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 4:48 am
17oops, try this link.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/external/search.hosted.ap.org/wireCoreToo l/Search?SITE=TXSAN&query=kyra%20phillips
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 4:52 am
18or this one. Sorry folks.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/T/TV_CNN_OPEN_MIKE?SITE=TXSAN&SEC TION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
dee
August 31, 2006 at 4:55 am
19In anticipation of my drive to Grouseland today (Goin’ to Grouseland, Grouseland, Grouseland in PA) I went to bed early last night and missed the ninth inning theatrics. Dale, I know this is a great responsibility and I appreciate your continued attention to the project. Especially since the beloved team, as of this morning, is no longer The Best Team in Baseball. That title is currently held by the (gulp) New York Mets.
Maybe I don’t need to go all the way to France to get them back on track…maybe just a weekend out of town will do it.
See some of you soon!
Murray
August 31, 2006 at 6:09 am
20Rain? Who knows. But I’ve rented the local hall for Saturday afternoon and evening. If we have bad weather we will be safe and dry and enjoying our time inside. No need to stay home.
See you there.
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 7:13 am
21Oh, Murray, you’re such a mensch.
David
August 31, 2006 at 7:59 am
22dee,
Bad enough Cooper and I were both jealous of your trip to Surrendermonkeyland, as the people who have never faced an armed Frenchman love to call it, now I’m jealous of both you and Cooper because I had my plans to drive to Grouseland, Grouseland, Grouseland Pennsl-van-iya rained upon.
Dammit, dammit, dammit (which is misspelled damnit in Adam’s book -unless he meant to express anger at the egg of a louse and couldn’t spell that concept either).
And now for the great heresy, with special apologies to siobhan: Go Mets. Tigers-Mets in the World Series does sound good to me. Davey Johnson, former Mets manager, was a childhood school chum of mine, so I hope the wrath of FA Tigers is not too vitriolic.
Renee
August 31, 2006 at 8:07 am
23OK Adam, there are 6 copies of your book in the Greater Boston library system with 8 on order and they are all reserved. I paid for mine, and you’re welcome. It was hilarious by the way; laughing by yourself on an airplane is not recommended these days.
When are you coming to read at Brookline Booksmith?
Katie in Minnesota
August 31, 2006 at 8:36 am
24Go Twins!!!!
Katie
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 8:41 am
25David, buddy! Sorry we’re going to miss meeting you this weekend. Maybe I can give you a call when I visit my sister in DeBary sometime.
What will get the vitriolic bile flowing, I suspect is for someone to say that they don’t give a hopping hell for pro ball and that all they care about is that the Charlotte Knights AAA team keeps winning, not that I would say anything like that.
siobhan
August 31, 2006 at 9:49 am
26Cooper - up until this season, rooting for the Tigers was the same as saying that you don’t give a hopping hell for pro ball.
(ps - I’ll be looking for your signature in my book!)
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 2:26 pm
27Siobhan, sure. I’d be honored to do that; but I suspect your autograph is much more valuable than mine. Also, I suspect you’re correct about the Tigers - don’t hate me, dee. I think I got put off from the Tigers by that virulent right wing zealot Tom Selleck being such a fan. (Didn’t you just hate him in Magnum, P.I.?) I did pull for the Tigers when I was but a child, baseball was still pure (to a clueless kid, anyway), and the Senators were still in DC. However, that’s another post
Chuggo
August 31, 2006 at 3:03 pm
28I’m with Katie. How ’bout them sideburns, eh?
Win Twins!! Tigers are kitties! The White Sox have holes in ‘em!
Don’t get me going on the Yankees….
What is a “Met”?
Edith, Mother of all Felbers
August 31, 2006 at 3:17 pm
29Between IBS (you hypochrondriacs will know what that is - or good old summer complaint) and dire weather forecasts, this person will have to remain on Long Island this weekend.
Cooper -if you will send me your snail mail addy, I’ll send your wife something special.
And Murray, oh pray, forgive me!
Please be good to my beamish boy, folks, and know that I’ll be thinking of you guys all weekend, while I watch the rain washing away my already saturated garden.
With all my best, and all my regrets,
Edith of Layton Felber, always in the path of storms
Chuggo
August 31, 2006 at 3:24 pm
30Well, at least you didn’t get hail the size of softballs like I did last weekend. Now that’s scary!
I hope the weather in PA is good too!!
dee
August 31, 2006 at 3:43 pm
31Oh Miss Edith, we will miss you! Hey maybe I can get Adam to forge your signature on my copy of “Gypsy Lover,” just like he used to on those notes from school…
And I am enjoying the comforts of the room at the Breezewood Days Inn (Exit 156). Thanks to a minor snafu I made an unanticipated trip to Grouseland. Murray wasn’t there, but I did get to meet Jane, who in addition to being Long-Suffering is also very gracious. And Grouseland is quite lovely. One word of caution for the road in — when the sign says 15MPH on the curves, they mean it.
Room 214, kids. BYOB.
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 5:22 pm
32Chuggo, I was listening to an “Official National Meteorologist Type Guy” on NPR earlier in the week, as he went through the various sizes of hail stone designations - from “pea size” up to the maximum of “softball-size”. Any bigger than that and I guess they’re comets. Where do you live, BTW. I want to stay the hell out of there during the summer.
Edith, I truly sorry we’re going to miss you. Maybe one day… I’ll keep my ears open for any book signings you might do in the Charlotte area (hint, try to schedule it during the fall, winter, or spring. Summers here are not for the uninitiated). I wish you good health and fair weather this weekend.
David
August 31, 2006 at 5:22 pm
33Cooper,
I’ll be back up in Hendersonville in October. You’re in Charlotte, aren’t you? Could imagine downing a few together.
dee
August 31, 2006 at 5:26 pm
34Franny hates me and is holding me up in the Moderation Queue.
SeattleDan
August 31, 2006 at 5:33 pm
35A great good time to all the participants in the thing that is not Felberpalooza! Keep dry, have much fun, and check in from time to time!
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 6:08 pm
36dee, good for you! I’m glad you made it safely! See you tomorrow. Franny is a voltage eating mutant cyborg. She hates me, too. Must have been that 3 pound Size 10 Herman survivor boot I threw at her the first time she ate one of my comments. Her eyes have been glowing red at me ever since.
BTW, what is the days inn policy on having pets in your room. Are you going to be able to keep these two kittens there in the room with you?
Kidding! They are cute.
JR
August 31, 2006 at 6:29 pm
37Chuggo,
A “Met,” at least in New York City is a “Metropolitan.” Yes, the team is officially The New York Metropolitans. Apparently, when they were formed not only did nobody around there know how to play that game (to paraphrase) nobody around there knew anything about marketing, either.
The other big “Met” in New York is, of course, “The Met,” the Metropolitan Opera. Some people have been known to have tickets to both.
Murray
August 31, 2006 at 7:09 pm
38OK, it’s late and my day’s not done but things are moving along. I missed Dee because I was picking up the keg and a couple of bike frames.
Mother Felber, we will all miss you, but wish you a restful weekend.
The t shirts are pretty cool, the shop is cleaner than it has been in years, (OK since I built it), I have a LARGE supply of Maker’s Mark, VERY good Champaign, and fine Chardonnay, the trails are clean and marked, campground and pond have bee mowed, most everything is ready and waiting.
Ernesto be damned. We are going to have a good time! Anyone who doesn’t come will forever wish they had.
cooper
August 31, 2006 at 7:37 pm
39Thanks, Murray for all you’ve done. Now go to bed! See you tomorrow, bud. ¡Se maldiga Ernesto!
hedera
August 31, 2006 at 9:46 pm
40Have a great weekend, all - wish I could have made it.
Dale
August 31, 2006 at 10:08 pm
41Would one of you at Grouseland mind posting a complete running transcript of the jokes, barbs, witticisms, puns, and brilliant insights that I’m sure will be flying fast and furious all weekend, and that nobody will remember when the champagne wears off?
Dale
August 31, 2006 at 10:11 pm
42Y Ernesto, que te jodas! (that’s the R-rated version)
cooper
September 1, 2006 at 3:16 am
43Dale, you naughty girl! Actually I have no idea what you wrote; BabelFish would not translate “jodas”, but that seems to be the offending word. Maybe someone @ ***FELBERPALOOZA!*** will know. I’ll be climbing into the car soon to begin the rainy drive up there - well worth it I’m sure.
Sharon
September 1, 2006 at 6:58 am
44Have a great weekend, everyone. I’ll be back here in CT, enjoying my last free weekend before classes start up again.
Sharon, 1/4 of a Librarian
David
September 1, 2006 at 7:05 am
45Just finished SB. Thought it would help assuage my grief over missing FP. Merd, it just made the agony more intense. Sure hope someone heeds Dale’s plea.
SB is definitely one hell of a read.
Chuggo
September 1, 2006 at 7:19 am
46Cooper, I live in Minnesota, which is beautiful most of the time. I could stick four fingers to the second knuckle into holes in the ground left by hail stones. So the hail stones were a little more that 3.5″ across, since they could not have penetrated halfway. So they were seriously big.
JR, I know you know I was being a little facetious about the Mets. At least they don’t have a crap name like “Indians”, and then have a stupid and degrading logo. Minnesota has a couple gay guys with their arms around each other. That’s nice.
Chuggo
September 1, 2006 at 7:21 am
47I meant, the Minnesota Twins have a couple gay guys on their logo (the old logo does, anyway). I suppose there are a couple random guys somewhere with their arms around each other, just wanted to make my reference correct.
Adam, I’m rambling. Better come up with a new subject.
Murray
September 1, 2006 at 7:37 am
48OK, it’s early now. Working on maps, Rally directions etc.
Weather forcasts say that the odds are good for the weekend to be rain free, although today is supposed to be soggy, even though we are still waiting for the rain.
George C
September 1, 2006 at 12:05 pm
49We got a bit of rain recently. I just waded out into the cul’de sac and the water is knee-deep. Getting better, but still too much to drive through. I think enough of this water will find its way back to the ocean in time to make the trip to Grouseland Saturday morning.
Murray
September 1, 2006 at 12:31 pm
50OK, it’s raining lightly now. Cooper has arrived and is setting up his tent, (a hearty soul after my own heart). We await the rest.
Harold
September 1, 2006 at 12:41 pm
51I’ll be there early tomorrow afternoon, weather permitting (meaning no roads are washed out between here and there.) I think I’ve abandoned my idea of homemade chocolate chip cookies (I barely have time to pack, let alone bake a quadruple batch of cookies! - and they’re just Toll House cookies with oatmeal and milk added, anyway) in favor of a selection of Nanticoke’s finest baked goods from Nanticoke’s finest bakery - Sanitary Bakery!
http://www.sanitarybakery.com/
Julia
September 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm
52So, like, are they gone yet? Can we talk about ‘em?
Who’s got the key to the liquor cabinet?
siobhan
September 1, 2006 at 2:21 pm
53I found the key, but the Maker’s Mark is missing. Hmmmm….
Murray
September 1, 2006 at 3:11 pm
54Uhh… last I checked the MM is still here. We tapped the keg with Cooper and lots of goodies await our throngs.
siobhan
September 1, 2006 at 4:21 pm
55Crap! So you have the entire supply of MM there. Spill some on my book.
I’m gonna sit here in the Santa Cruz mountains, watch my chickadees and Steller’s Jays fight for the feeder, and wish y’all one great weekend.
David
September 1, 2006 at 8:35 pm
56siobhan,
Lots of sandhill cranes down here on the edge of the Green Swamp, plus white ibises (and other types). Sandhills are gloriously raucous when they’re arguing about where to park it for the night or when something has stirred them up. Also an occasional whooper, plus some resident red-tailed hawks, owls that generally elude me, a resident pileated whack, whack, whacker, and a plethora of butterflies. Fauna (and flora) are absolute proof Lobster loves us and wants us to be enthralled.
hedera
September 1, 2006 at 9:23 pm
57David,
You get all the good birds. Here in urban Oakland, the best we can do is to plant a lot of bushy stuff for them to nest in. We’ve had resident hummingbirds for some time, plus the usual California towhees; and sometimes we can look up and see a red-tail circling. Our latest visitor is a junco, who looks like he either has moved in or is moving in; he keeps perching on the power wire to the garage. He has to trade it off with the male hummer. I assume it’s the male but who can tell?
I don’t mention pigeons…
David
September 2, 2006 at 11:13 am
58Hummingbirds are way, way cool.
hedera
September 2, 2006 at 12:07 pm
59I agree - hummingbirds are major cool, and I adore the way they sit on the garage wire and lord it over the yard, all 3 grams of them. We deliberately plant stuff for them to eat; unfortunately our fuchsia has succumbed to those stupid mites and my resident gardener doesn’t think he can find a replacement, which is mite resistant, which is also red and white (the color scheme for that spot). We still have the lion’s tail, though, and several other things they like (but why do they hang out at the Cana lily?? Siobhan?). We’re thinking of replacing the fuchia with a bird feeder (including a hummingbird station, of course) if we can figure out a way to keep the squirrels out of it…
Deborah
September 2, 2006 at 5:59 pm
60Adam, we love you but even the high amongst us didn’t like Electric Lincoln. The first couple of jokes were funny but after that it didn’t get a giggle,the nostalgia for Laugh In didnt make up for the jokes (maybe you can get Goldie to help out?). Sorry. Love ya.
hedera
September 2, 2006 at 10:05 pm
61Thanks, Deborah, I didn’t want to be the only one to say it, but - Electric Lincoln was basically just stupid. Maybe it would have been better if I’d been high. It was mildly funny for the first 20 seconds but it didn’t stop then.
SeattleDan
September 2, 2006 at 11:27 pm
62It’s supposed to be a faux stoner piece, which is why there is all there the repetitive schtick and nonsense monolog from “Abe”. It’s kind of an anti-stoner piece, really. Meta-Satire of what a lame comedy show would do to attract a stoner audience.
SeattleTammy really dug it.
George C
September 3, 2006 at 5:22 pm
63Test