Rather than satire, you get semi-interesting updates.
I’m in LA. After taping a “Wait Wait” in Chicago last night, I’m taping Talkshow tonight. Check out our hep new website for a small look at what that’s all about.
Chris is in LA. He’s got some sort of award show to attend this weekend. He’s already pawned all his previous statuettes to fund his erotic meerschaum pipe collection, so he could really use another win.
Mo is still trying to find a polite way to approach me about the bill for the damage I did to his apartment on Monday.
Sienna is “having some work done.” I keep telling her she looks great, but…
We’ll all be back soon, and we’ll have dinner together like a really family again. I promise. We’ll get together then. You know we’ll have a good time then.
Fanny Roborat
22 comments
Ann
August 25, 2006 at 4:58 pm
1I don’t get that new website. Some clown named “Spike” is all over it, and I can’t find anything Felber-related! What a disappointment.
cooper
August 25, 2006 at 5:50 pm
2Ann, there’s a brief glimpse of Adam right at the end of Spike’s set tour. Other than that, not much about our buddy…YET.
SeattleDan
August 25, 2006 at 6:02 pm
3I guess my computer is being old and finicky. I clicked on the tour and my internet connection immediately crashed. I was going to blame Fox, and by extension, the POTUS. But maybe it was my own damn fault.
cooper
August 25, 2006 at 6:03 pm
4You thought “Snakes on a Plane” was good for a few nightmares? Now, there’s Dynamite on a Plane! http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/25/dynamite.plane/index.html
I tell you the wack jobs were out in full force today, weren’t they? The authorities were kind enough to peel one head case from his seat on a jet bound for Charlotte. I wonder if I know him… I’m sure there will be “film at 11:00″.
George C
August 25, 2006 at 7:14 pm
5Woah, easy there SeattleDan - haven’t you learned to avoid personal responsibility? It would seem you need to tune your TV to Fox News and destroy the remote. That will make it all better.
Ann
August 25, 2006 at 7:19 pm
6“George Bush Intercontinental Airport”?? Sweet Mother Lobster, that’s horrifying. Oh, did I miss the point of the story?
Dale
August 25, 2006 at 8:16 pm
7The only thing scarier would be “George Bush Incontinental Airport.”
siobhan
August 25, 2006 at 8:54 pm
8For those who are missing not just our hosts, but also Ice Weasel…
dee
August 25, 2006 at 9:13 pm
9We’ll all be back soon, and we’ll have dinner together like a really family again. I promise
Yeah…and we’ll all probably get crappy presents he bought at the airport.
waterfowler
August 25, 2006 at 9:26 pm
10Ann, it was named for GB, the elder.
siobhan, the frozen sea skunk is obviously doing fine, as sick as ever.
Coop, did I see you on the news this evening?
SeattleTammy
August 25, 2006 at 9:26 pm
11IT IS NOW OFFICIAL!!!!!
number ONE Seattle best seller is…. drum-roll… use yer little bubble wraps to pop along.
http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex /display?slug=sell0827&date=20060825&query=fall+books
does that work? I hope so!
Becca (and Brian)
August 25, 2006 at 11:21 pm
12Woo-hoo! Congrats, Adam!
SeattleDan/Tammy and/or Murray. Thanks for the info on the book. Let me know here, or via the comments on the blog or emailing me (I think Murray has my address) how to pay for and receive the tome.
And thanks everyone for the welcome home. sniff.
Look for more wacky adventures to come.
Becca
Katie, handier than you'd think
August 26, 2006 at 3:18 am
13I’ll volunteer to help fix the damage to Mo’s apartment…..
:)
Murray
August 26, 2006 at 11:01 am
14I’m expecting us all to be together next Saturday, We’ll have a good time then, Adam, we’ll have a good time then.
Sharon
August 26, 2006 at 1:10 pm
15One of the highways from DFW Airport into Dallas is named for George Bush the Elder, but of course it doesn’t say “the Elder” on the signs. It always sends a little chill down my spine to see it for the first time.
cooper
August 27, 2006 at 11:20 am
16Okay, so you’ve been busy lately and didn’t win the quiz this time, it didn’t seem to affect the improv - “If the coffin’s rockin’…”. That was a good mix of panelists this time. Also, I hope the next time Peter emcees the show, the crowd still bellows “Luuuuuuuuuuuuuke”, at least once. But, I guess that would be constrewed as booing, wouldn’t it?
cooper
August 27, 2006 at 4:32 pm
17Sharon, do you think that when the people who decide such things want to name a building, a road, cemetery for Iraq War dead or sewage plant after W, it will be “President George Bush, the Moron”? BTW, still got a Texas accent?
cooper
August 27, 2006 at 4:51 pm
18Anyone that would enjoy the image Katherine Harris being “left twisting slowly in the wind” will want to read this - http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=2361012
Now, I’ll shut up for a while.
Pete IVDL
August 27, 2006 at 7:56 pm
19Oh my. I just got my copy of Shrödinger’s Ball!!!!!
First thing I can definitively say: This is NOT a Bog Book. This is a “stretched out on the bed, cheese & salami sandwiches on a plate, Crown Lager (in the bottle) on the bedside table, Alpine cigarettes and Zippo within reach, reading light set just so” book.
I suppose that my eigenstate will be read and not-read until someone reads this, but that’s OK, I like my eigenstate to be undefined now and then.
G’day from rednU nwoD!
Sharon
August 27, 2006 at 8:03 pm
20Not much of a Texas accent, although I can’t quite pass as a Yankee, either.
“Bush National Cemetery” would be so appropriate.
Pete IVDL
September 1, 2006 at 7:19 am
21Adam, dude, your book rebooted on me. No other book I’ve ever tried to read has done that. Awesome. (I guess you drew the diagram, too?)
But what really blows my mind is that another human being knows what an aglet is. Awesome.
Nighty-night.
David
September 1, 2006 at 8:58 pm
22Cooper,
Katie H is doing more of a tarantella at the moment, although without much of a sense of rhythm. Sad thing is that she is actually, in her own deranged way, a cut above the sea of FL Repugnantcan bastards. Think she’s finally caught on that she was for the Brothers Bush a high-priced trick. Hope she at least enjoyed an orgasm or two while they were having their political way with her. Also hope she embarrasses the living shit out of the whole miserable lot of them.