Nash, the famous author of comic verse, used to be pitied by his lit’ry friends because reviewers used to always try to replicate his style in their reviews, viz:
Mr. Ogden Nash has a new book
And I think it’s quite worth a look
Consider, for example, this book review from today’s New York Times. The reviewer, Richard Eder, is no slouch, but gets so carried away with trying to imitate the novelist’s wit, charm, inventiveness, style, irreverence, etc. that it’s hard to tell, you know, what the book is about.
I mean, sure, it’s a stunning rave in the New York Times for a debut novel, which will probably lead to the author forgetting all his friends and quitting his jobs and going off to summer on the Vineyard with Styron and stuff, but honestly, would it be so hard just to write something like, “Novel really good. Go buy it,” signed, the Newspaper of Record?
Just ticks me off.





61 comments
nato
August 15, 2006 at 9:40 am
1Who is this Adam Felber guy? And why should we read his novel?
Adam Felber
August 15, 2006 at 9:50 am
2While I appreciate Sienna’s sentiments, I liked the review quite a bit.
I will never write an operetta, I fear. But now it seems like I don’t HAVE to. Also, this’ll take that bitch Johann Strauss down a peg or two. He’s had it comin’ for YEARS.
Murray
August 15, 2006 at 10:00 am
311 hours, 5 minutes, 31 seconds, no,.. 18 seconds, Oh damn now it’s 11 hours, 4 minutes, 41 seconds, no…. Shit.
Soon enough we’ll get the book!
Hey, an unbroken string of good reviews. No uncertainty there.
Kip W
August 15, 2006 at 10:20 am
4“Ogden Nash has a new book out,
And if you don’t feel like reading a slim volume of amusingly tortured rhymes and syntax sprinkled with some memorable observation and a certain unavoidable amount of cutesy fluff, well, that’s your lookout.”
poorwarren
August 15, 2006 at 10:27 am
5I’ve been away forever and I get to post just below Adam & Murray!
I too “appreciate Sienna’s sentiments” but the review only made me even more frustrated that I don’t have the book here, to read, NOW !
Finally the glory Adam deserves!
dee
August 15, 2006 at 10:29 am
6My copy is somewhere in the air between here and Seattle. It should arrive just as I finish “The One Percent Doctrine.” And boy, will I need it.
(Oh and Kip W — bravo!)
Christopher Moore
August 15, 2006 at 11:25 am
7Congrats, Adam. I’ve had my copy on order for months. Hope it gets here soon.
siobhan
August 15, 2006 at 11:33 am
8Coming from the author of “The Stupidest Angel”, high praise!
Harold
August 15, 2006 at 11:35 am
9Hmmm. We should all start calling our local bookstores (including local branches of national chains) and asking if they have that book that got such a great review in the New York Times today!
Tiffany
August 15, 2006 at 11:43 am
10I read that review this morning and found myself wanting to read Adam’s book…..just so I could grasp what was trying to be put across in the review.
Congratulations on the glowing review, Adam. I hope my book does at least half as well.
SeattleDan
August 15, 2006 at 11:57 am
11Dee, with luck, you should have your copy today. You’ll need it after the Suskind book,which,while very good, isn’t full of yuks.
dee
August 15, 2006 at 12:16 pm
12Oooooohh… we should select a passage for a reading at Felberpalooza, and a time, too. So all the folks who can’t come to the shindig but DO have a copy of the book could read along in one great cosmic indulgence in “the first quantum operetta”
“Felber Across America”©
Jim (Original Jim, not the Other Jim or the New Jim)
August 15, 2006 at 1:04 pm
13I’m also looking forward to reading Adam’s book, but I kinda wish the reviewer had included spoiler tags.
Ann
August 15, 2006 at 1:05 pm
14I have the book! Whee! But I don’t want to read it yet—I’m savoring the anticipation. If Homeland Security eases up, I might even read it while flying to Felberpalooza!
piglet
August 15, 2006 at 1:25 pm
15Adam, you are SO going to go all diva on us, aren’t you?
(I would.)
margaret
August 15, 2006 at 1:29 pm
16Gee, Adam, this kind of validation so early in an author’s career could almost make other authors jealous.
Naaahhhh.
Attention in the NYT is fab enough–this particular review will intrigue hordes of people who not only purchase but actually read books.
I’ve just boosted your ranking at a certain well known online internet retailer. You’ll be in the double, if not single digits before long!
I’ll be limp with anticipation by the time the long-awaited book arrives. (I’ve been hearing about it from members of the Felber tribe for eons). But at least by then I should’ve finished written my own damned chapter-in-progress.
And if not…I’m always seeking distractions!
Lowell
August 15, 2006 at 1:51 pm
17Adam — Congrats. You know your a hit in Jericho when my mom has to call me first thing in the morning to let me know about the review (I’ve had the book on order for months).
Btw, you nearly brought your prom date to tears!
cooper
August 15, 2006 at 2:59 pm
18Prom date? Hmmm… Uh, Lowell, come over here in the corner. Let’s talk a while. Prom date, you say; very interesting; tell me more.
Lemuel
August 15, 2006 at 3:18 pm
19Mr. Felber, I just shoplifted your book and boy, Chapter One is GREAT! Werner Heisenberg has always been one of my favorite scientists, but I’ve been uncertain about his principles. I guess I should talk, huh? I bought a fedora just like Werner’s; it was my last purchase on Mr. DeLay’s credit card before I put it through the shredder. BTW, I went by Mr. DeLay’s new house in Virginia last week and I must say, it looks like he lived higher on the hog down in Texas and in DC. Maybe the house trailer belongs to a construction company. I certainly hope so, but not wanting to get too close, I couldn’t tell for sure.
david
August 15, 2006 at 4:15 pm
20Okay, can we email the NYT review to one another enough times to get it on the “most emailed list?”
Jerry Mathers at The Beaver
August 15, 2006 at 4:33 pm
21Good idea, david. I can send it to myself three separate times at three different accounts.
And on another topic, if you scroll down the review page and click on the related search topic for “Felber, Adam” you get a letter to the editor from 1998 defending Janet Reno’s decision not to pursue a charge of improper financing against the Clinton/Gore campaign.
Good times.
dee
August 15, 2006 at 4:34 pm
22Damn, I thought I fixed that Jerry Mathers thing (which would have been funnier without the typo in the first place)
cooper
August 15, 2006 at 6:11 pm
23I hate to spoil the party here, but something has to be said about those feckless Israelis cutting and running from Lebanon. What if our leaders were to acquiesce such candyass behavior in Iraq? What, indeed.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/08/15/mideast.main/index.html
Maximum Bob
August 15, 2006 at 6:30 pm
24Didn’t you get the talking points memo, Cooper? They’re not Cutting and Running, they’re Adapting and Winning.
Susie
August 15, 2006 at 6:40 pm
25I got my copy today, this morning! And the ‘zon said it wouldn’t be here until Aug 31st! Sneaky e-tailer…
SeattleTammy
August 15, 2006 at 7:29 pm
26Hey Adam, I forgot to thank you for using me as a character! I love it when authors do that! Michael Connelly used me as a kidney recipient in Bloodwork, but Clint Eastwood cut that scene from the movie.
Here’s a cool toy you might like:
http://bookticker.com/
It was invented by our buddy Clyde Ford (a Northwest author himself) specially for anal retentive authors. Not that you’d be in that group, but you might think it sweet. And there’s a 30 day trial period to get you hooked.
Even a bad review in the NYT is a good thing and one this glowing is going to have customers mobbing bookstores everywhere!
Rick
August 15, 2006 at 7:36 pm
27Congrats, Adam and well done!
I think I’ll get the book the old fashioned way and walk into a bookstore to pick it up… ‘might even pay for it!
Katie
August 15, 2006 at 8:47 pm
28Maybe it is just too late in the day, but I read that NYT book review 3 times and I kept getting lost. Maybe I’m just not saavy enough to get it. Either way, I am waiting to read my copy on the way to PA.
Huzzah, huzzah! Now I have 2 Felbers to buy one the first day, harrassing my LBS to make sure they get the darn things onto the floor PRONTO!
Katie
ginny
August 15, 2006 at 9:50 pm
29Blogschism! While david is busy emailing all his myriad and innumerable friend in order to get the review on the NYT’s “most emailed” list, I hope we Blogatarians trounce all you Emailites and get the review even higher on the “most blogged” list.
Yep, all, uh, all couple two-three of us. That oughta do it.
Gentlebeings, start your posting engines.
Chuggo
August 16, 2006 at 5:21 am
30What’s a “book”?
Edith, Smug Mother of all Felbers
August 16, 2006 at 8:16 am
31What a review! But then again, what a book!
I told you so.
Susie
August 16, 2006 at 8:24 am
32I think the review is great as in they liked the book a lot, but rather incomprehensible for us commoners. Also, after the review I was worried the book would be too smart for me, but no! I was reading it on the bus and it flew — so funny! So, yeah, I agree with this Sienna person. And check out what someone wrote to me today:
“Wow. I know people who are so smart I can’t even understand the review of their work, let alone their work. Good for all of you Felbers!”
Maybe it’s that you got reviewed on a Tuesday by someone who usually covers the Science Times beat?
Peter Sagal
August 16, 2006 at 11:46 am
33I walked into a Borders this AM and whatdoyouknow, right there, on the big table in front with all the kewl kids’ books (Mnoonkin and Eggers and Ricks) there was Our Adam. I immediately bought a copy so a) I could read it again, b) my wife could read it for the first time, and c) his sales rank would inch up exactly one iota.
I read the NY Times review three times and I have to partially agree with Ms. K; it was almost entirely incomprehensible — except, happily, that it was a rave. But I’m not sure that the reviewer was trying to be as funny as Adam. If he had, there would have been more jokes. I think he was just high on crank.
BTW, without question, my favorite part of the book is the first line in the acknowledgements.
cooper
August 16, 2006 at 2:23 pm
34I went to 2 bookstores last night to look for the book and one had 2 copies in the store, but they couldn’t find them. The other store found the book in their system, but hadn’t (are you ready for this?) bothered to order any! I blithely reached over the counter, grabbed the salesperson by the collar and slapped him across the face back and forth really hard - and now I’m not allowed inside that store for 6 months. Not really. But it does sound like something the Three Stooges would do, so if she’s out there lurking, I hope Paula P. is enjoying that mental image.
cooper
August 16, 2006 at 2:44 pm
35SeattleTammy, I’ve always felt that Moses used me as the model for the “Prodigal Son”, but I’ve never had a chance to ask him. I liked Bloodwork, the book more than the movie. I’ll have go back and look for the kidney recipient. As long as we’re dropping names here, do you know Michael Connelly? I enjoy his writing.
Well, off to my son’s birthday dinner at the new Veggie restaurant down the street (he’s 17). Oy!
Linkmeister
August 16, 2006 at 4:28 pm
36Ok, I just got a copy (the very last copy on the shelves of that store whose name I won’t mention but whose name denotes demarcations between political entities). I paid list price, too!
Now, where should it go on my to-be-read list?
Dale
August 16, 2006 at 6:40 pm
37I also ordered my copy (I won’t mention the source either, but its title denotes the surname of a pedophilic pop singer and/or his wardrobe-malfunctioning sister and its proprietor’s nom-de-web can be anagrammed to “need at last” or “send a latte”).
St. John of Patmos told me that my apartment was the model for Revelations.
Mel in Vermont
August 16, 2006 at 6:40 pm
38Anyone else out there following macacagate? So today George Allen is claiming that his nickname for Mr. Sidarth was actually “Mo-caca,” combining “mohawk” and “caca.” Has there ever been such a thigh-slappingly funny way of calling someone a shithead? So my guess is that he’s going to have to change his story yet again. Who wants to lay odds that tomorrow he’ll claim he really called him “Mo Rocca”? Now them’s fightin’ words.
SeattleDan
August 16, 2006 at 8:43 pm
39Considering the burg I live in, “send a latte” seems most appropriate. And, Dale, that’s what St. John told me too, that your apartment was indeed the model for Revelations (Check out 3:16, not that it will tell much; the seven seals need to be broken).
That Senator Allen is a laugh a minute, isn’t he? Just cant wait til he’s President Allen.
Dale
August 16, 2006 at 8:47 pm
40Guess the end will remain a mystery–I would never harm a seal.
SeattleDan
August 16, 2006 at 9:44 pm
41Coop, whenever someone reaches across the counter and slaps me, I ban them for nine months. I dont know, but six months seems lenient to me. Did you go to those ‘chain stores’ where the clerks come straight out of a Kevin Smith movie?
cooper
August 16, 2006 at 11:28 pm
42Sorry, Dan, but yes - it was a chain store. I guess that’s just my karma coming back around to bite me in the backside. Nine months, huh? What a ball-buster!
You certainly seem to be right about President Allen; this blog would really take off, should that happen. Morons make great fodder for humor posts. Well, take our current leader, a common everyday Texas daff dodger, who has made FA “America’s favorite blog”.
historyenne
August 17, 2006 at 12:30 am
43Susie’s right, Amazon is a sneaky e-tailer! After diabolically leading me to believe that my copy wouldn’t arrive until Friday at the earliest, they delivered it to my mailbox this afternoon, giving me no opportunity to rearrange my work schedule so I’d have time to read it. Curses!
Adam, I am blown away by the first chapter, and can’t wait to see what the next one will bring. I’m off to read now!
Lemuel
August 17, 2006 at 4:20 am
44See? I told you Chapter One is great. Wait ’til Chapter Four! Xerxes nearly soaked his shorts. Mr. Felber seems to be doing that to everyone these days.
dee
August 17, 2006 at 5:45 am
45Good ex-Catholic girl that I am, I am delaying the gratification of reading it until I finish this infuriating One Percent Doctrine. However, given that I am an ex-Catholic, I did sneak a peek into the first ten pages.
Whoa.
Harold
August 17, 2006 at 7:09 am
46Wow.
Dale
August 17, 2006 at 10:31 am
47Re Senator Allen–what is it with the white men and the mistaking other continents for India?
JR
August 17, 2006 at 10:50 am
48Can’t read maps, won’t ask directions.
(Shut up, woman, I know where I’m goin’!)
Kilgore Trout
August 17, 2006 at 5:42 pm
49I should have read the caption first on Adam’s photo in the NYT. I kept wondering why “contortionist” had never been in any of his bio’s.
Oh, and let me warn the squeamish, you may not want to follow the NPR link in the NYT review. I assumed that there would be a blurb about Adam or WWDTM and quickly scanned through the list, got to the end and there is - the picture of an icepick labotomy in progress. Okay, don’t everyone go there at once! Do form a line and no skipping/no pushing. Be nice!
SeattleDan
August 17, 2006 at 6:15 pm
50When was the last time anyone’s read a novel narrated in the first person plural? I like it!
R. Rococo
August 17, 2006 at 6:17 pm
51Yeah, Dan, but you’re a pro!
Harold
August 17, 2006 at 7:04 pm
52Don’t forget to post your reviews to Amazon and anywhere else that will take them. Sell! Sell! SELL!!!
Here’s a review of “Schroedinger’s Ball” - damn that umlaut!
http://trashotron.com/agony/news/2006/07-31-06.htm#080206
Hey, it’s selling for 1,714 yen!
http://bookweb.kinokuniya.jp/guest/cgi-bin/booksea.cgi?ISBN=0812974425
cooper
August 17, 2006 at 8:27 pm
53Uh-oh, Harold, they’re already marked it down to 1541 yen.
Dammit, another glowing review - Adam may be hard to live with for a while.
Boomer
August 17, 2006 at 8:41 pm
54Now can we impeach th’ sumbitch? http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/
Dale
August 17, 2006 at 8:45 pm
55“When was the last time anyone’s read a novel narrated in the first person plural?”
We like it!
Ken... Just Ken
August 17, 2006 at 11:03 pm
56I got the book this morning at 10:35 and finished it at 8:48 this evening.
A great read.
Thanks so much Adam.
Harold
August 18, 2006 at 3:17 am
57Yay, my review is up at Amazon. I hope Sienna doesn’t mind that I stole her joke - I mean, used her suggestion.
Thompson
August 18, 2006 at 9:35 am
58Curse you, Felber. You’re giving me a reason to walk back into a bookstore. Already, the pittance in my wallet screams in pain at the thought of all the other books who are going to jump on the wagon when I pick yours up.
SeattleDan
August 18, 2006 at 3:59 pm
59Harold, I voted on your Amazon review, and, yes, I found it very helpful. I plan on reading this book now! Well, I’m kinda in the middle of it already.
dee
August 19, 2006 at 2:26 pm
60Okay — finished it yesterday and my review is up at Amazon.
Adam — I hope you don’t mind the comparison to Still Life With Woodpecker, a book I re-read at least once a year. I think Schrodinger’s Ball is going to be that kind of book for me, too. It really is remarkable — so intricately written. It was a joy to read.
Bob
August 21, 2006 at 11:54 am
61Adam’s book has also made a strong showing (prominent placement on the “New Fiction” tables) in Palo Alto, at both the chain (Border’s) and independent (Kepler’s) options. and now that I know Christopher Moore likes it I might even read it