BAGHDAD (Reuters) - A Shi’ite leader has called for neighborhood committees to provide security in their own districts, casting further doubt on the ability of Iraqi and U.S. forces to reduce violence levels in Baghdad.
Underlining the violence problems, police said up to 25 people were killed and 75 wounded in multiple attacks in a majority Shi’ite area in southern Baghdad late on Sunday…
Hadi al-Amiri, a member of parliament and head of a Shi’ite militia, said such committees were essential because Iraqi forces still lacked training and were not ready to tackle militants and insurgents.
MINUTES OF THE BAGHDAD SECURITY COMMITTEE LOCAL 517
Sunday, August 13, 2006
PRESIDING: Haidar al-Shamari, Committee Chairman
IN ATTENDANCE: Amir Talsid, Tahsin al-Jaafiri, Saddam Ahmed, Amir Ghazwan.
1. Mr. al-Shamari welcomed everyone to the meeting
2. The minutes of last week’s meeting were read and approved
3. A moment of silence was observed for the committee that convened last week
Mr. Talsid made some memorial remarks on behalf of the committee. Mr. Ahmed made some pointed comments about Sunnis that got pretty good laughs but were stricken from the record.
4. Proposal to initiate patrol
Mr. Ahmed offered a proposal to patrol the lower quadrant of the district in a Z formation. The proposal (P-17) was submitted for a vote and passed, 5-0.
5. New member questions
Mr. al-Shamari opened the floor to questions. Mr. Ghazwan inquired as to the difference between a “security committee” and a “militia.” The distinction was explained and then stricken from the record.
6. Relocation of meeting
Having approved proposal P-17, the committee agreed without vote to continue the meeting while on patrol.
7. New members
On the corner of al-Zaahari Avenue and al-Nabu Way the members encountered and then offered membership to two applicants to the Security Committee, Mr. Munthir Hassan and Mr. Moktada al-Athari (brother-in-law to Mr. Jaafiri). The gentlemen were sworn in to the committe and each issued a committee button, a coupon for a free beverage at Muqtad Minnie’s, and a submachine gun.
8. Execution of Z formation
A complete sweep in Z formation was executed by the committee. Mr. Talsid mentioned that he was still unclear as to whether “Z formation” really meant anything. Mr. Jaafiri expressed boredom and the need to “stir some shit up.” Mr. al-Shamiri reminded Mr. Jaafiri that the purpose of the militia is to protect the people. Mr. Ghazwan reminded Mr. al-Shamari that this was a “committee,” not a “militia.” Mr. al-Shamari cuffed Mr. Ghazwan on the side of the head.
9. Discussion of operational options
The committee lingered near the convenience store in al-Musaf Square and discussed options. Two women who might have been friends of Mr. Ahmed’s sister walked buy and were welcomed by the committee, but they did not stop. Mr. Jaafiri speculated that the women were”stuck up bitches.” Mr. Ahmed punched Mr. Jaafiri in the shoulder. Both gentlemen were restrained gently.
10. Identification of threat
Having exhausted Mr. Ghazwan’s supply of cigarettes, the committee began to focus upon a house up the block on al-Naafar Avenue, where two Sunni youths appeared to be lingering. When the youths retreated into the house, a motion was made to iinvestigate further. The motion carried, 7-0.
11. Results of the investigation
The house was entered, first by Mr. Jaafari. Suspects were surprised, but armed and accompanied by several other associates including two other armed men, three women, and what might have been a child. Discussion was attempted at high volume, but negotiations quickly broke down. The threat was eliminated. Mr. Ghazwan and Mr. Talsid were killed. Mr. al-Athari received a wound to his neck and shoulder. The committee opted to reconvene several blocks away.
12. Closing remarks
Mr. al-Shamari congratulated the committee on their success and proposed drawing the meeting to a close. The motion carried, 5-0. Mr. Hassan agreed to take Mr. al-Athiri to the hospital. All present pledged to revenge the loss of their fellow committee members. The committee agreed to meet the following week at the usual time. The meeting was adjourned.





21 comments
cooper
August 13, 2006 at 4:02 pm
1I can see two flaws here - instead of a “Z” formation they should have used a “P-17″ formation, but I guess they would have needed a few more members in the committee to pull that off (this is very impressive from above). Also, Mr. Ghazwan should not have bogarted his last pack of cigarettes. If they had known he had more, they certainly would have protected him better and he would be alive today.
Harold
August 13, 2006 at 7:40 pm
2Damn. And I was just starting to like Mr. Ghazwan.
siobhan
August 13, 2006 at 8:16 pm
3Mr. Felber, you a very funny man. Even when you talk about depressing shit.
Don’t let Spike take you from us. You heard the nice lady on WWDTM this weekend, didn’t you? The one who has a crush on you. She speaks for multitudes.
David
August 13, 2006 at 8:19 pm
4Purple fingers, anyone?
Dale
August 13, 2006 at 8:42 pm
5I’d hate to see an uncivil war…
SeattleDan
August 13, 2006 at 8:48 pm
6I just dont understand why the media doesn’t report the good news coming out of Iraq.
hedera
August 13, 2006 at 9:07 pm
7I have to admit, I was charmed by the coupon for a free beverage at Muqtad Minnie’s. I wonder what she sells?
Demento
August 14, 2006 at 6:01 am
8Minnie sells coffee and hash but her entrpreneurial spirit is being crushed by a chain, Ishtar al-Buckta’s which is popping up faster than IED’s all over Sadr City.
dee
August 14, 2006 at 6:40 am
9I will never complain about the Canvass Committee meetings again.
Dale
August 14, 2006 at 8:06 am
10You know none of this would have happend if Lieberman had won.
a new Dave
August 14, 2006 at 8:55 am
11Perhaps the coupon could be redeemed for 72 virgin daiquiris?
Ann
August 14, 2006 at 10:59 am
12The motion passed 5-0 even though two of the members were dead. Now THAT’S democracy!
Landis
August 14, 2006 at 11:19 am
13Funny thing is that I’m trying to get my condo association to start a security committee. Hopefully it won’t be quite as dangerous - but there was just another bike stolen over the weekend from right next to my building and so far this year had 6 cars stolen (including mine!).
At least items 4-10 will apply to us. I hope to call in the professionals should we need to move on to step 11. (Anyone got an old Honda that I could park here as bait and electrify?)
cooper
August 14, 2006 at 4:56 pm
14Unfortunately when Mr. al-Athiri arrived at Nomaan Hospital, he was turned away from the emergency room because of the overcrowding, already with the queue stretching 3 blocks out of the door.
Fortunately when he went to Yarmouk Hospital, he entered straight into the emergency room and when he did, bells went off, lights flashed all over the hospital, and a beauty queen flown from Dubai for the occasion, presented him with a bouquet of roses and that highly prized coupon for 72 virgin daiquis for being the 1,000,000th patient this year. Ain’t life strange?
cooper
August 14, 2006 at 5:00 pm
15Oh, unfortunately Mr. al-Athiri died of his wounds, so Mr.Hassan was awarded the prizes. Life is especially strange in Iraq.
Dale
August 14, 2006 at 9:01 pm
16But then Mr. Hassan’s house was “mistakenly” raided by Ameri…coalition troops (what? there is one than one Mr. Hassan in Baghdad? Well who’d have thunk?) and while Mr. Hassan and his family are okay (that’s why you start with two arms, right?!), the coupon was never seen again and mysteriously (but surely coincidentally) there were free daiquiris for all in the Green Zone last night. (For which the US Coalition Authority was billed $1,300, just to throw auditors off the track of the free coupon).
For the record, I don’t find any of this funny at all, but my actual reaction (WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!) did not seem worth reading.
Murray
August 15, 2006 at 10:17 am
17Once again I’m kinda confused. If we are doing so well with getting the Iraqis to stand up, why do they need to form their own sectarian militias, and if the government meant anything, why let competing armies have a foothold.
Any ways, Stay the Course, no.. now it’s Adapt and Win,…hmm, just can’t keep the latest meaningless rally phrases straight.
Ann
August 15, 2006 at 1:06 pm
18It was NEVER “Stay the course,” Murray. Do try to keep up.
Murray
August 15, 2006 at 2:34 pm
19Ann, I believe that the Administration picks its historians on who can best predict the past.
David
August 16, 2006 at 7:42 am
20So now the purple ink is being replaced with powder burns. Where’s the photo op in holding up a trigger finger with powder burns?
dee
August 27, 2006 at 4:19 pm
21I just wanted to comment to get that stupid spam on “The Love You Make” off the front page.
Oh and five more days! I’m torn, though — do I make a sweet potato something that is transportable ahead of time or do I take ingredients and hope I can prevail upon Murray for some kitchen facilities?