All right, everyone, I told you something big was in the works, and, well, here it is!
The Families for Life Eternal and Everlasting wish to pre-congratulate the President for his upcoming veto of the Senate’s stem cell research bill, and to help out, we are pleased to announce that FLEE’s new Foster Womb Program has now been agreed to in principle by more than 11 sister organizations! It took a lot of phone calls, but there you have it!
The problem is simple, and so is the solution! Stem cell research “scientists” have been pointing out that thousands of embryos (or “babies,” to anyone with a heart) at fertility clinics are destroyed every year. So why not experiment on them, the “logic” goes. After all, those embryos will never be implanted, right?
Wrong!
Last year FLEE, along with our partner, Citizens United in New Testament Solidarity, created the National Foster Womb Program (NFWP). And as of this writing, we can boast a membership pool of at least 15,000 able-bodied souls who have agreed (in principle) to “git r’ done.” In case you’ve forgotten how it works, let me remind you: We, the men and women of FLEE and Citizens United in New Testament Solidarity are proud to offer our wombs as the fertile fields in which to grow those defenseless babies until they can fend for themselves (”birth”).
It’s that easy! FLEE and Citizens United in New Testament Solidarity (please pick a new name, ladies. You’re wearing out our typing fingers!) are organizing five more Womb Drives over the next few months, and we’ll gather hundreds of fertile volunteers to “take one for the team.” Remember, potential volunteers, you don’t have to keep the child, but you can if you want! It’s that easy, and no wonder the program is going to be so popular! And won’t that just be sticking the ol’ turkey baster of righteousness up the liberal patoot?
About that, though, and it pains me to say it: As of this writing, after numerous Womb Drives, we have yet to have any volunteers for NFWP. Yes, not a one. You’d think that after after a solid year of everyone agreeing that this is a great idea, that someone in our organization would step up and offer a womb or two, wouldn’t you? We’re talking about 9 months of your time (and face it, only 5 “fat months”) to foster a human life that would otherwise be destroyed. I mean, if not a single one of us steps up to inconvenience ourselves for a few months in order to save a human being’s life, not one of us when there should be thousands if we really believe what we say we believe… well, then I’m a little worried that folks might call us a wee bit hypocritical.
I mean, I myself would do it, except for this darn bum cervix of mine. Any of you who’ve ever been to a party with me have heard me going on and on about my bifurcated and deviated cervix, which made having Bobby, Joe, Francine, and Lulu very difficult and makes playing certain sports (volleyball, shuffleboard) too painful to even consider. If not for that, though, I WOULD be volunteering my womb for the cause. You can bet on it.
So… my cervix aside (and it IS, that’s the problem!), how about it, folks? Please don’t make me ask again. These frozen embryos are HOT - come on down and get one today.
- Marjorie





50 comments
Maximum Bob
July 17, 2006 at 9:54 pm
1On his radio show, Al Franken’s been asking why Jenna and Barbara Bush don’t step forward to volunteer as birth surrogates for some of these fertilized eggs. One of his guests cleared up the mystery, pointing out that they wouldn’t want to be pregnant when they start military duty in Iraq.
SeattleTammy
July 17, 2006 at 10:24 pm
2Oh! all you need to do is adopt a Snowflake! G-Dub already has this covered- they were invited to the whitehouse back in May 05.
Adoption’s New Frontier
‘Snowflake’ Babies Adopted For Personal, Political Reasons
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/07/28/national/main712541.shtml
aren’t they cute??? they are kinda like pod babies you grow in the back yard. Google-whack snowflake babies and the world gets scary.
We’re going to have kid # 2 as soon as I get Dan knocked up.
Keith
July 17, 2006 at 11:57 pm
3I think Adam was a little harsh on this one. According to the article from SeattleTammy, Marlene Strege founded the Snowflake Baby organization and she did offer up her own uterus - nothing hypocritical there.
These are people doing something extraordinary (in the literal sense of outside the ordinary) because of a firm commitment to their beliefs. We shouldn’t ridicule them just because those beliefs differ from ours or because politicians and their backers try to use their story to make a political point.
Personally, I think it’s great that these people want to put these embryos to good use. But I also think, there’s no way they’ll ever clear through the 400,000 embryo backlog.
So I say Congress sets aside 50,000 of the existing stockpile plus the first 5,000 new embyos each year (as long as the stockpile is less than 100,000) for adoption, and let’s strart curing Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s with the rest of them. Everybody wins.
Adam Felber
July 18, 2006 at 12:08 am
4I don’t generally reply to comments right outa the gate, but I think you’re mistaking my intention here, Keith. Tammy might’ve posted a link to that organization, but I wasn’t talking about ‘em at all.
My feelings about the Snowflake Baby organization are complicated, but my feelings about the thousands of pro-lifers who are NOT offering any solutions to their objections to stem-cell research are not. This was for them.
Ann
July 18, 2006 at 3:46 am
5I have to say that I strongly disapprove of that organization’s name—they certainly do need to pick a new one!
cooper
July 18, 2006 at 3:53 am
6…about the thousands of pro-lifers who are NOT offering any solutions to their objections to stem-cell research are not.
Adam, actually I would think there are more like hundreds of thousands of pro-lifer hypocrites.
dee
July 18, 2006 at 5:20 am
7I should think the perks of pregnancy would be enough to have thousands of women volunteering their uteri for temporary shelter. Why, at the Harris-Teeter there are the special parking spaces for the handicapped of course, but then there are ones for expectant mothers and even ones for people with small children.
I don’t see ANY for fat women over 40. Now THERE’S a cause!!!!!
waterfowler
July 18, 2006 at 5:23 am
8Coop, that would be “millions”, and why do we need to offer “solutions” to our objections. What’s wrong is wrong. The solution is no abortions.
dislocated dave
July 18, 2006 at 5:59 am
9So these “snowflake” folks will be all high-and-mighty and pay lobster knows how much money to “rescue” an embryo while thousands of actual living kids languish in the foster care system. These are probably the same people who say “oh, I’d NEVER get a cat at a pet store, there are so many at the shelter waiting to be adopted.”
waterfowler, then you should be 100% for gay marriage. I could try for decades and not knock up another guy. No abortion needed!
JOHN MURPHY
July 18, 2006 at 6:25 am
10This debate reminds me of a quote.
“Were I to invoke logic, however, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”
Spock Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
I want to know how many of these people crusading to save the frozen embryos have no problems with the mass killings and destructions of non-white non-Christians.
Example: Darfur, Lebanon, Syria, Iraq
A life is a life and ending one to help others seams to make more sense then doing it by dropping a rocket on someone’s house or burning down their village.
Harold
July 18, 2006 at 7:06 am
11Sadly, many viable stem-cell donor fetuses went to waste in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, where the harvesting of donor cells from fetuses located within pregnant civilian women who bcame collateral damage in the War on Terror was simply a missed opportunity. After all, it’s morally wrong to harvest these cells from fetuses that are routinely discarded by fertility clinics, but there’s no moral issue with killing vast numbers of civilians if our cause is worthy and just.
Perhaps some pregnant Lebanese civilians (or visiting foreigners) would be willing to offer their fetal stem cells in the event of their collateral damagification.
ice weasel
July 18, 2006 at 8:24 am
12The constant mental conflation of people such as Sam Bareback (R-Antie-volution) when discussing this issue is delightful. Sammy goes on to talk about “young lives” whilst being surrounding, the breathless NPR reporter intoned, by children who were once frozen embryos.
Of course, what they all missed was that those kids (in the real sense) weren’t frozen embryos any longer. They had devloped into humans.
But that’s even beside the point. The pure, animal loathing of people such as brownback for anything that isn’t in the bible is paplpable. Oh, IVF is cool because it allows nice, white, christian couples to reproduce. But those extra “young lives” well, don’t do anything with them. They’re potential young republicans. Keep on them on ice until they’re no longer viable or until some wonderful christian family adopts and registers them. SO yeah, IVF rocks just don’t try to do anything with the unavoidable by-product that might actually help a stranger. Fuck them, they’re borned already, they figure out their own problems on their own time with their cash.
In fact, if they’re “young lives” why don’t the people who “create” them support them? Why aren’t they forced to bring them all to term? After all, is it fair trapping so many young souls in a cooler just so some fat-assed, security mom can reproduce? Seems kind of selfish to me.
Oh and from what I understand, the organization promoting the adoption of these icey little bundles of joy, they wanted to be called “beanie babies” but were shocked to find out that cute as all get out name had been trademarked. Luckily, snowflake babies wasn’t…yet.
I love the righteousness of the right. “What’s wrong is wrong” Well, until you’re the one being indicted for it I suppose.
Murray
July 18, 2006 at 8:36 am
13I think that Citizens United in New Testament Solidarity should get together with Dedicated Idealistic Concerned Kingdom Seekers to conceive a solution that with months of growth and hard labor can give birth to a brand new paradigm.
Brando
July 18, 2006 at 9:39 am
14Governor Schwarzenegger should volunteer and lead the way.
madbard
July 18, 2006 at 11:22 am
15Why stop at the embryo. The Association for Secure and Sacred Homes for all Ova in Love Everlasting to make sure all eggs have an opportunity.
JOHN MURPHY
July 18, 2006 at 11:30 am
16So if we are going to save all the eggs does that mean that all male masturbators are serial killers?
I might be in trouble if that is the case.
scott
July 18, 2006 at 11:31 am
17This notion that a woman can unilaterally(sp?) offer the services of her uterus for 9 months without the permission of her husband and/or father and/or male employer is dangerous. Shame on you Adam for jeopardizing our precious way of life just so someone else can, you know, live.
siobhan
July 18, 2006 at 12:02 pm
18The whole thing would be more entertaining if I weren’t a diabetic, hoping for some hope.
Sharon (Foster)
July 18, 2006 at 12:10 pm
19John, I think there are a few Christians remaining in Syria and Lebanon, but I could be wrong. Of course, they’re not “white” to American eyes.
Re the National Foster Womb Program (NFWP), they are absolutely *not* getting my womb!
tess
July 18, 2006 at 12:17 pm
20Why is it so entertaining to make fun of a force that is using religious dogma to hinder legitimate research? I don’t get how anything that resembles what regularly gets blown out of one’s sinuses gets more rights that the brown people getting raped/burned/shredded to death around the world. Hell, I think that these little globs of cells have more rights than I do as a potential incubator for the next horde of Bush-youth.
George
July 18, 2006 at 12:21 pm
21So black and white…
Not with the in crowd so pass this one if you don’t like to hear a different opinion.
Honestly I do have “religious” problems with this, but it is only something that I can honestly say that is ingrained in me from way back. Not the specific topic mind you, just an uneasy feeling about it. However I do think trivializing the whole matter is really not going to get many to really see your point. This is important to the aforementioned group, and who is to say that their view are more wrong than yours?
On a practical sense, this is a no brainer, I mean theses “potential tax payers” are for the trash, so use them, sure why not? However let me show you a long view. Let’s say that everything works out splendidly, and we cure many if not all genetic defects, because instead of mincing meat, that is in truth what we are trying to do. Would we not be trying to weed out “imperfections”? I say this because I have a brother that is “different” and what is to say that he does not have children that are similar to him. Will they have a place for themselves in this new world? Granted that is a little, if not a lot, doomsdayish, but to not consider the long term is something that we cannot afford to do. I just worry that in our tampering with God/Mother Nature/Lobster/ Intelligent Design (in no particular order, okay maybe there was…) that we may end up less the people that had imperfections that have really added to our lives.
-george
nato
July 18, 2006 at 12:54 pm
22I could live with being less the person than I am with the imperfections Graves’ disease added to my life. Those that had to put up with me before being nuked (okay, a couple of treatments of radioactive iodine doesn’t really constitute a nuking, but it sure sounds more impressive . . .) would agree as well. Just because there is the potential for abuse in stem cell research does not mean we should not try. You might as well argue against condoms or the HPV vaccine on the grounds that they promote promiscuity (silly people, it’s those impure thoughts about the nuns that promote promiscuity!).
siobhan
July 18, 2006 at 1:07 pm
23George (please note, I wasn’t making funny). On one hand, I don’t see any real harm making jokes about it here, because a) it’s so damn depressing sometimes that a little absurdity helps; b) it’s unlikely that this piece would be trotted out so as to convince opponents of the error of their ways.
That said, I have hopes that maybe stems cells could help diabetics (and those suffering from other conditions). The joys of our modern medical system meant that I wasn’t diagnosed until things were pretty far along - i.e., some permanent damage by them. I worry about problems with kidneys, eyes, neuropathy, etc. in my later years (you know, the years when there won’t be any social security or medicare to help me through). I try to take care of myself, but… a cure sure would be nice - or even a treatment that allowed me to get away from my pharmacopia somewhat.
There are ethical questions that need to be addressed, but as has often been pointed out in this debate: The work will go forward, but with private money. The government will have no say in the ethcal debate if they stay out of the arena altogether.
I have to tell you, in my deepest conspiracy-theorist mode, I wonder if this isn’t yet anyother sop to the pharmaceutical companies. With only private money supporting the research, the companies who make breakthroughs can corner the market on any treatments that come out of it. Or they can choose to supress treatments “pending further testing” if it interferes with their product lines. Imagine if Lilly or Glaxo (choosing names at random, not saying that they’re evil companies) found a way to use stem cells to rebuild pancreases and cure diabetes. However, that would kill the market for insulin - an expensive product that millions of us use every day, and will for the rest of our lives. So would they have some mixed feelings about finding their cure and distributing widely?
tess
July 18, 2006 at 1:35 pm
24Actually, most of the diseases that stem cell research might provide effective treatments for are existing diseases — that they are diseases or conditions that already afflict sentient and semi-sentient (read: infants) humans, and not necessarily mean diddly/squat for genetic testing of fetuses. So George, if you’re at all nervous about the research being done with stem cells, then you should be focused more on the IVF clinics (I think pretty much all of them in the US are privately owned) being in the position to make the ethical decisions for parents wanting children with very specific traits, and not with the research being performed on embryos about to be disposed of as biohazardous waste to make room for other couples wanting their own ice-cube babies.
Besides, who’s up for guessing how of the potential surrogates/adoptive families for the unused embryos primarily want blond, blue-eyed children? There’s already overwhelming demand for sperm and ova donations from blond, blue-eyed, attractive donors with genetic background screenings.
ice weasel
July 18, 2006 at 2:54 pm
25Ah yes, the oft made, “what if this gets abused or debases the value life” argument. I love that one.
But then, coming from the same side of the aisle as the administration that won’t release a vaccine to prevent HPV because it might “cause promoscuity” well…it’s hard to take that point of view seriously while women still die from cervical cancer.
But at least they weren’t promiscuous.
cooper
July 18, 2006 at 3:57 pm
26siobhan, whew! I’m not alone thinking dark thoughts of the ethics bare-knuckle capitalism. I’m convinced that sort of thing happens all the time, but your scepticism about the administration’s reasons for banning stem cell research is chilling.
wf, I agree what’s wrong is wrong (I also believe that there are very few absolute “wrongs”), but I don’t think that stem cell research is a problem. Of course it depends on how you use the research, but the same could be said for how you use a hammer - you can drive nails or you can kill someone with it.
SeattleTammy
July 18, 2006 at 8:58 pm
27Wow.
Adam, I’m sorry if I high-jacked your thread too early, but when I first saw the info about Snowflakes, it was on one of those snarky, lefty, femmy sites I’m wont to visit. Snoflake organization is a faith-based org, so they get funding from our great leader. Then he gets to trot them on stage for his own dog-n-fetus show.
I’m sad to hear that the cervical cancer vaccine is being challenged in exactly the way predicted on one of them femmy sites. In the eighties this (HPV) was rampant and they had no clue how to cure a woman, it was regarded as a lifelong curse such as Herpes. This is a vaccine that could change the lives of women in ten to twenty years. Start counting the obits in your paper, how many young women die of cancers like this?
George, I appreciate your brother and your feelings about this. It’s a fine line between eugenics and helping people who are here. I have a friend who has been disabled from birth is married to a walker and schooled me in the finer points of why South Park having Christopher Reeves sucking the necks of unborn fetuses was so funny to her.
This is a huge topic of import to us all and i am glad to be able to discuss it here. The discussion made me think a long time before replying.
Thank you Adam for that place.
Ann
July 19, 2006 at 4:18 am
28And while this wasn’t exactly George’s point (actually, not to be snarky, but I had trouble understanding his language), people with disabilities don’t exist to “enrich” our lives or to provide noble examples of rising above adversity. The elimination of suffering is a worthwhile cause.
I feel this way sometimes also during conversations about the influence of modern culture on formerly “primitive” peoples. While it might be disappointing to us to see Nikes on tribesmen or hear Britney Spears in the Outback when we really want an “unspoiled” experience, people aren’t zoo animals, and they don’t exist to entertain us. They have the same right to technological advances, medical care, and—yes—bad taste in pop culture as the rest of us.
Have I strayed off topic again? Sorry.
Dave D
July 19, 2006 at 5:00 am
29and why do we need to offer “solutions” to our objections. What’s wrong is wrong
wf - Isn’t that how it’s supposed to be. I mean, after all, the folks on the right are always criticizing the left for not offering solutions when they raise objections to what they see as stupid behavior, or poor policy, or total lack of planning, or whatnot.
If the left is required to offer solutions when objecting to the mess that the right has made of things, then the right should have the same responsibility.
Steve
July 19, 2006 at 6:50 am
30Adam: I usually love your work but the implied acronym for “Citizens United in New Testament Solidarity” is offensive, demeaning, and strays beyond the bounds of good satire. I think it blunts what otherwise is a strong piece.
I’m disappointed.
You can do better.
ice weasel
July 19, 2006 at 7:25 am
31Sorry Steve, I would respectfully disagree with your post. C.U.N.T.S. is hilarious and I thought the remark about not being able to type the full org name much longer was also funny.
JOHN MURPHY
July 19, 2006 at 7:54 am
32Adam:
Well done with C.U.N.T.S.
keep the great satire comming.
George
July 19, 2006 at 10:21 am
33Nato,
I can’t argue with your follow through, but yes, to not try is a bigger fault. I just worry about how far it will go, I mean if we didn’t have things to complain about (small things, Graves is hard core stuff man), then I think it will take some of our humanity away. Perfect people are boring. If you can go with me on this, give me some feed back, I’m not sure I am hitting the right cord for all to hear.
siobhan,
I’ll be honest with you, I am not representing the right side cause I believe that you guys are croaking smack, but because I enjoy a good conversation, and yes this little bit of internet dribble will not see the inside of any government proceeding, but eh it doesn’t hurt to dream right? As for the conspiracy theory, I would be hard pressed to believe that this exact thing has not happened already. And I know you weren’t making fun. =-)
Tess,
I guess I didn’t make the distinction, please excuse me on that. Not to further excuse me on that, but I wonder how many other people out there don’t know the difference. Even so I still can’t help a nagging thought that somewhere in a deep dungeon, some scientist with German accents (but in speaking in English) are celebrating the “perfection” of the human race.
ice weasel,
My argument was almost as simple as the way you trivialize others, so blue blooded of you.
SeattleTammy,
Ditto from me too Tammy, Adam is a wonderful writer. And it is a great topic, usually I just read and laugh and cry quietly to myself, this one and a couple of others have really gotten my attention. Thanks again Adam (and that is genuine!).
Ann,
Not sure where you were going with that either, but for myself my brother has enriched my life. He tries as hard as he can, and then I look at myself and realize that I can do even more with less effort. A great moment in realizing my abilities was watching him at a special olympics. I’d say try it, but I may just be putting my own foot in my mouth as I know very little about you.
-george
ice weasel
July 19, 2006 at 11:38 am
34Hey george, you’re welcome. I’m always happy to marginlize what I consider to be marginal arguments. Thanks for acknowledging my obvious leftist, elitist, intellectual qualifications.
But george, just for you, I’ll explain this much.
You’re right, in a very narrow sense, not many of the arguments here are going to “convince” anyone who is against embryonic stem cell research for “religious” reasons. There’s really no way they could. Religious arguments, are, by definition, resistant to debate. They are what they are. Hey, that’s dogma.
So if you feel I didn’t engage on your own level, you’re right. I didn’t. I don’t have another revelation from a higher being that would counter the one you have.
As for your argument about your “different brother”…sigh…again, I can’t and won’t argue that your experience with your brother’s, well, whatever the hell is up with your brother, has not enriched your life. I do know that there are a lot of other people who wish they could just be free from that “different” thing and don’t find living with it an enriching experience. Who am I to argue with them either?
Your argument inexorably leads to what other “tampering” that we shouldn’t do? Should we not cure diabetes? What about spinal injuries? What other problems that we don’t even know about curing now should we just ignore and instead, revel in the fact that people have to spend their lives struggling with these conditions?
That’s all for now george, I have to go beat the slaves and spend the afternoon in my counting house. Blue blood you know.
nato
July 19, 2006 at 12:17 pm
35I want a counting house! All I have is a pole barn to store all my crap in. George, I agree with Ice (or should I call you Mr. Weasel?); I say go for the cures. If anyone wants to feel special by living with diabetes, spinal injuries, the heartbreak of psoriasis or anything else that we could eliminate, that should be a personal choice, not one inflicted upon him or her by an administration that’s decided to stick its collective head up its moralizing ass. Er, arse. So sorry (and I guess that should have been collective ass to go with the collective head . . .).
Stem cells aren’t going to be a cure-all for everything, but they will hopefully go a long way for at least some illnesses and injuries, which I think is a more important step forward for us as a species than invading Iraq or making rainbow terror threat level charts ever was.
With regards to the idea of everyone being perfect, how many kids do you see running around these days with cleft palates, saying “Gee, I’m so glad I opted not to get surgery!- it’d suck to be like everyone else and have to rely on my personality and other general characteristics to not be like everyone else!”? Probably as many as you will have running around some day saying “Gee, I’m so glad I opted not to get my diabetes treated!- it’d suck to be like everyone else and have to rely on my personality and other general characteristics not be like everyone else! Say, did anyone see my toes? I think they rotted off, but I can’t find them since going blind. Thank god I’m different!”
waterfowler
July 19, 2006 at 1:02 pm
36Is it groundhog day? or frozen sea skunk day? We’re finally graced w/ his presence. Go easy on the slaves.
Ann
July 19, 2006 at 1:21 pm
37Thanks Nato, you made my point much more clearly. It’s nice that George feels enriched by the presence of his brother, but the notion that we should decline to alleviate suffering because of its potential for enrichment is horribly patronizing!
And Steve, I disliked the acronym too. It’s an ugly, hateful word—sort of “the N word” for women.
ice weasel
July 19, 2006 at 1:37 pm
38Nato, ice is fine. No honorific is necessary. And don’t mind fouler, without him, we would have link to other sites for the wingnut take. WF provides a public service and for that, I thank him.
Back to slave beating.
Chuggo
July 19, 2006 at 2:33 pm
39Ok, enough on this. Anyone for some vanilla ice cream?
Remember, best way is in a bowl, stirred. Then take it outside somewhere, and eat it slowly with a spoon. Finishing by bowl licking is appropriate and encouraged.
nato
July 19, 2006 at 2:45 pm
40No surprises here, but it’s official: Bush finally vetoed something, and it’s topical to this discussion! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060719/pl_nm/congress_stemcells_dc_14
I love his argument that he “will not allow our nation to cross this moral line” because yeah, this is a much more important moral line than any of the others he’s happily skipped across in the past 6 years.
Murray
July 19, 2006 at 7:31 pm
41George,
I always have a problem with the “Acting like God” argument. (This argument is not directed at you, but at the others who use it).
A. What if I don’t believe in God?
2. Who says that God wants us to live with diseases and not use the brain he gave us to discover cures.
iii. Any one who demands to stop others who are “acting like God” are themselves acting like God. When God himself tells me what he wants, I’ll listen. In the meantime don’t bother me.
This argument boils down to what you think life is.
Is sperm sacred?
Are eggs?
Once fertilized is this sacred life? Or does it need to be implanted in the uterus (medical definition of pregnancy)?
Or does this process need to develop and have brain waves to be called a separate individual?
I believe the latter.
Why do right to lifers fight so hard for the unborn and wash their hands at birth? Why are fetuses so much more important than the people they become?
Murray
July 19, 2006 at 7:40 pm
42Nato,
Killing people is fine, it’s fetuses that count.
Between the death penalty, sending soldiers off to a phoney-bologny war, turning a blind eye to genocide in Dafur, and cutting WIC (Women, infants and Children Program) which provided help for pregnant women, and their young children, directly increasing the rate and number of abortions, this has been one of the bloodiest administrations. But let’s go save those 400,000 fertilized eggs!
Rev. J Swaggart
July 19, 2006 at 8:20 pm
43Death by a horrifying and debilitating disease is God’s punishment for the sins of the flesh and unclean living. If the death of a child or any human from a painful, protracted illness is God’s preordained will from the very beginning of time, then so be it. Repent, and do not use your fallible mind to help “science” change the course of events that God has so carefully planned. Don’t listen to reason, listen to me, dammit, and put some money in the plate when it’s passed to you. Amen and amen. Jesus loves you and I’m trying.
Maximum Bob
July 19, 2006 at 9:21 pm
44Nato, it’s nice to meet a fellow Atomic Man.
Any time a medical tech hands you a pill with a pair of tongs, it’s a memorable moment.
ice weasel
July 19, 2006 at 9:32 pm
45And one more thing.
Snowflake Babies. What a pathetic, half-hearted, futile and flaccid movement. Why aren’t all these christians clamoring for the release from frigid captivity of all these “youngest human lives”? Where is the indignation? Where are the cries of “playing god” to the couples who created all these “pre-born humans” and only used one? How can anyone who decry the use of ESC possibly not be equally as outraged at the IVF procedures which “conceived” these tens of thousands of potential right wing voters?
Oh, did I give it away at the last part.
Shit.
nato
July 19, 2006 at 10:03 pm
46Maximum Bob,
They suited up and used the tongs for the first nuking. Second time around, they just handed me the box (in the hallway) and sat around chatting with me for an hour or so afterwards (in the same hallway). Much more casual at that second hospital. I mainly remember the preggers women walking around me that second time on their way to ultrasound. I hope radiation isn’t dangerous . . .
Katie
July 20, 2006 at 9:51 pm
47IVF is not something that welfare moms are doing to get more children. I don’t remember who’s comment that was, but that was dead wrong.
Having a sister that needed to go the IVF route due to many medical complications……. they don’t let you just pull 1 egg and 1 sperm to throw in the little petri dish. ALso, it is not something that insurance or the gov’t pays for…. it is out of your own pockets.
First off, pulling only one of those tiny suckers would be a challenge.
Secondly; not all of the sperm and all of the eggs pulled actually survive the procedure.(Kind of like in real life, real time fertilization…… there ain’t just 1 sprem in there trying to win the race; nor does every egg a woman produces get fertilized…. Am I a murderer simply because I have a menstrual cycle?? No more so than the masterbating male side of the population.)
Thirdly, it is an expensive and uncomfortable (at least on the female side) procedure. Why do it more than once if you don’t have to?
In her first IVF, none of the 3 implanted fetuses (actually at that point they are still in the zygote stage I believe…… ) ‘took’. Second time, they popped in 3 ‘viable’ blobs, and she got 1 child. 2 years later, they decided to go for a sibling; they input 2 more of the blobs (all of these are from the initial ‘batch’), and poof! Both ‘took’, so she has 3 beautiful children all together. (out of 8 zygotes used. You can see why they make a small ‘batch’? Also, it isn’t as if they are making hundreds and hundreds of zygotes for each IVF treatment, but they are making up enough that based on the natural failure rate they should get at least 1 or 2 kids)
All of this took considerably LESS time, and signifigantly less money than adopting even 1 child, much less 3.
Why would people choose IVF over adopting the children in orphanges the world over? Hmmmmm……. Let’s see….. there is:
1. Prohibitive costs. Adopting 1 child will cost $12,000 - $25,000 before you ever even get to hold that child in your arms.
2. Red Tape. Oceans and Oceans of Red Tape. The number of forms and documents etc. that some countries require is staggering. Just when you think you have them all done, there are more, or they ‘misplaced one’ or….
3. ‘Loosing a Child’. Especially in the US, the birth parents can change their mind right up to the very end. Even after all is said and done, all of the assessments have been completed, all of the home studies have been done, all of the paperwork is ready to file, the prospective parents have turned their entire lives upside down and inside out getting ‘ready’, and at the last minute the birth parent says ‘no’ and the prospective parents start back at square one, looking at 12-24 months before they can potentially have a child, after going through all of the new home studies etc. Even in adopting from other countries, I’ve known friends who have gotten right to the final steps and are on their way halfway around the world to get a child only to arrive and find out they are going all the way back to square 1. I have 1 particular friend that did an ‘open adoption’ 7 years ago. She and her husband got the girl when she was about 18 months old (teen mother, lots of troubles). The adoption wasn’t ‘finalized’ for over a year (during which time the birth mother could have changed her mind, and almost did right before the papers were signed when the little girl was 3.)
4. Health concerns. Because the child is so far away, you can only rely on the reports from the orphanages and the adoptions groups. You many have a child that has serious health issues that you are never told about, and only discover too late. And yes, I know that a ‘healthy’ child is not a given in nature. However, if you are told that you are addopting a healthy child, and are suddenly in a position of having a child that has medical issues beyond what you are capable of caring for, or beyond the expenses that you can take on, what do you do? I know people that have spent every dime they had, to cover the adoption costs, only to discover that they were looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical issues that had not been disclosed.
Personally, I would much rather see Stem Cell research continue with the backing of both private and public resources. Yes, there is always the possibility of knowledge being used for evil rather than good, but I think that the possibilities of helping or curing so many of the debilitating maladies that are out there today outweigh the risks of being overrun by blue-eyed blonds. Besides, I live in Minnesota….. 3/4 of the state population are blue-eyed blonds…. I’ve never seen a problem.
Katie
David
July 21, 2006 at 7:49 am
48Katie,
Thank you. It is so nice to click on FA and read an intelligent, well thought out commentary, especially from someone who has observed what he or she is commenting on.
Allison
July 21, 2006 at 10:40 am
49I just wanted to point out that “embryo” and “fetus” are not interchangeable terms. My understanding is that a yet-to-be-born human isn’t considered a fetus until 8-10 weeks post-fertilization. Google “define: fetus” and see for yourself.
The proto-humans (in the developmental sense, not the evolutionary one) that are used for IVF and embryonic stem cells are EMBRYOS, not fetuses. Tiny blobs of as-yet-undifferentiated cells, no more than a few days old, indistinguishable from the embryos of other deuterostomes. In fact, by the time the fetus stage is reached, cell fates have been set and it’s not really feasible to generate actual stem cells, for the same reason that adult stem cells aren’t as medically useful as embryonic ones.
Whether or not you believe that human life is sacred from the moment of conception, I think it’s important to use terms accurately. Saying that fetuses are destroyed to create embryonic stem cell lines is misleading. No doubt that deliberate(?) misuse of terms helps inflame the right-to-lifers, though.
hedera
July 21, 2006 at 8:10 pm
50Katie, it’s nice to have you back; always enjoy your comments and this was particularly enlightening.