… and Chris is swamped, and Mo is preparing for his appearance on “The Tonight Show” (tonight! tune in!), I’m sure the rest of you would appreciate the chance to kick this around:
Former CIA officer sues Cheney, Libby, Rove over leak
There ya go kids. Enjoy.
Fanny Roborat
17 comments
Mojo
July 13, 2006 at 4:03 pm
1Will the evidence Plame gathered by waterboarding Cheney and Rove be admissable? And can we watch?
cooper
July 13, 2006 at 5:08 pm
2Mojo, I’d rather watch Dick Cheney with a hood over his head, his arms and legs tie-wrapped behind him with a leashed, insane German Shepherd 2″ from his testicles, but he’d have to be naked to get the full effect and I just couldn’t stomach that part.
Dale
July 13, 2006 at 5:33 pm
3Also, it’s not fair to the German Shepherd.
siobhan
July 13, 2006 at 5:52 pm
4So that means we have to settle for the hood/box/finger wire combo, I guess.
cooper
July 13, 2006 at 7:15 pm
5Dale, good point.
Mo, break two legs and dislocate an elbow. We’ll be watching!
In a strictly superficial and quintessentially American observation, I question whether Valerie Plame’s natural hair color is blonde. It does become her, though.
Harold
July 13, 2006 at 7:32 pm
6All of those people will probably be covered by the Divine Preotection of Our Glorious Beloved Maximum Leader. Can’t Ms. Plame just disembowel Robert Novak on live TV? And kick the living shit out of Anne Coulter just for good measure? She was a field operative for the CIA. You know she could do it.
Harold
July 13, 2006 at 7:35 pm
7Oh, and everybody should write down what they were doing today, so they’ll be able to tell their yet-to-be-born mutant progent what life was like the day World War III broke out.
cooper
July 13, 2006 at 7:49 pm
8Harold, since you brought up the name of yet another doubtful blonde, there is an article by our own Charles P. Pierce in The American Prospect about how he’s feeling dissed by Ann Coulter.
http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?section=root&name=ViewWeb&articleI d=11718
David
July 13, 2006 at 9:37 pm
9I’d settle for Valerie and Joe just getting some rusty 16d commons and nailing that crowd’s scroti to a well-climbed, creosoted telephone pole, preferably along a well-traveled highway. Maybe spiral the bastards facing the pole and holding hands (bare-assed naked, of course, in anticipation of their rapture).
Sharon
July 13, 2006 at 10:19 pm
10It’s true, as hedera said in the previous thread, that this news lacks the same satisfaction that we might get out of learning that criminal charges were being filed, but I’ll still be happy to see Cheney and Rove dragged into court.
jr
July 14, 2006 at 3:30 am
11The Wilsons rule
Harold
July 14, 2006 at 3:58 am
12And based on last night’s Tonight Show, I believe Mo is now fully prepared to assist in any - ahem - “pest control.” Mo Rocca vs. Ann “Godless Psycho Skank” Coulter in a feet-and-fingernails match!
cooper
July 14, 2006 at 4:02 am
13For those fans of The Firesign Theatre, here is a site of inspirational thoughts by the Rev. Billy Barnstormer of The First Reformed Church of Science Fiction. And remember, you don’t have to make change - they accept all denominations.
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/bvhtml/church/index.html
Don’t thank me. It’s just a service I do for the community, while working off my community service.
siobhan
July 14, 2006 at 6:19 am
14Harold, last night I was driving home and listening to the BBC news about the whole mess, and thought geez, what are we gonna wake up to?
Harold
July 14, 2006 at 9:02 am
15Question for Mo: Mo, were you re-creating the infamous Crispin Glover/David Letterman martial arts demo with Jay Leno last night? And was that slap scripted? If not…good response!
Benjamin
July 14, 2006 at 9:14 am
16Damn Harold- I don’t have TV so I missed Mo’s appearance but your last two posts have me extremely curious. Is there anywhere on the web I can see it? Mo- I’m sure you TiVoed it. Can you put it up on your MySpace site?
Dale
July 14, 2006 at 4:03 pm
17Benjamin, just to further titillate–we now know the answer to the question: “Mo, boxers or briefs?”