Monthly Archive

The brand-new, multi-authored, hugely exciting Fanatical Apathy is entering its final stages of preparation.
If all goes well, we’ll be opening our doors in a matter of days.
Watch this space.
-Adam

No Rove Charges Over Testimony on C.I.A. Leak
WASHINGTON, June 13 — The decision by a special prosecutor not to bring charges against Karl Rove in the C.I.A. leak case followed months of intense behind-the-scenes maneuvering between the prosecutor, Patrick J. Fitzgerald, and Mr. Rove’s lawyer, lawyers in the case said.
The move, made public early Tuesday […]

From the Washington Post:
Specter’s letter accused Cheney of going behind his back to forge an agreement with other Republican members of his committee to prevent testimony from the executives of three major phone companies that reportedly provided a huge cache of call records to the National Security Agency.
Cheney defended his actions in a letter to […]

There’s a lot going on in Felberville these days. Some of it may directly affect your lives. Some of it will almost definitely not affect your lives, but I’m going to tell you anyway. My main message here is that change is good, especially if all you have is a $100 bill. […]

Middletown, US (F.A. “Lifestyles” feature) - Brendon Teffton is a high school senior with everything. He’s got a 3.8 grade point average, a large group of friends, a runnning back position on the Middletown Maulers, and he’s dating the homecoming queen.
And he’s thinking of turning gay.
“Why wouldn’t I?” asked Teffton this week […]

Q: So, I heard the the US is secretly funding warlords in Somalia. Is this true?
A: Absolutely not.

Q: Really?
A: Okay, we are.

Q: Great. Why?
A: Because if we don’t fund the secular warlords then an Islamist government will take over and they will harbor al Qaeda and it’ll be like […]

There is no official group name for a gathering of Felbers. My people have often tried. We’ve tried to go with “herd,” “flock,” even “hive.” “A corporation of Felbers” sounded too cold. “A murder of Felbers” was popular briefly due to our famous persistence and how cool it sounded, but it […]