Over on MSNBC.Com, instead of devoting precious bandwidth to flood victims and other whiners, a “Superman Who’s Who” is being offered up, to help guide the uninitiated through the complicated morass that is the new “Superman” movie.

With one click, a window pops up, and you can research such obscurities as “Lois Lane” and “Jimmy Olsen” so you don’t tumble into a dark and cold pool of your own confused spittle when a lady named “Lois Lane” stumbles into the film and muddies things up. And for those of you always baffled by the connection between this Clark Kent fellow and The Man of Steel, MSNBC will help you take off the glasses and recognize the superhero underneath.

Actually, I could have used MSNBC.com when I was back in film school, and would have appreciated someone explaining to me what the hell “Last Year At Marienbad” was all about.