Come in, sit, have a bite, take your shoes off! Okay, maybe put your shoes back on. Or at least change your socks or something, for godsakes. But anyway, welcome!
This here is the all-new turbocharged multi-authored Fanatical Apathy. A lot, as you can see, has changed. A lot remains the same, though: I’m still here, for one thing. Mo might be planning to depose me, but somehow I’ve so far managed to avoid all his clever traps (”Adam, I left a bag of M&M’s at the bottom of the well. Want ‘em?”).
So, what’s changed? This tremendous new look, for one thing. This site was designed and implemented by the amazing Jennifer of music and meaning, and I urge you to visit her site, purchase her brand-new album, and buy her gifts from her Amazon wishlist. I can’t tell you how much she’s done to get this site working and beautiful. No, really, I actually can’t tell you. Because I don’t quite understand it. But it’s a lot. Trust me on that.
Another thing you’ll notice right away is the address change. Though the old address still works, I encourage you to redirect your bookmarks and links to fanaticalapathy.com. That’s it. Pretty tidy, no?
Our new authors are probably pretty familiar to you. Mo Rocca has been a friend and cohort for quite awhile, and Chris Regan has even guest-blogged here whilst I honeymooned a couple of years ago. Their qualifications are impressive, but if you don’t know them well enough, well, that’s what the bio page is for (and not, as you might have surmised, for the disposal of carbon-based waste). Describing Sienna Kirschenbaum is more problematic: She’s going to be a tremendous part of this site, but circumstances prevent her from revealing her true identity. Please respect her privacy, or she will find you and make you respect it. She can do that.
Longtime fans will note that the site’s subject matter will now be a little more varied. This is good, particularly for anyone who remembers September, 2003, when I devoted the entire month to analyzing Denny Hastert’s hairstyle. No, I’ve encouraged everyone to just write about whatever interests them as long as it sort of touches upon something that’s happening now(ish) in some way. It’s a big world, and Fanatical Apathy reserves the right to display childish disrespect towards all of it.
So what’s this place going to be like now, really? I have no idea. That’s what I’m excited about. Maybe we’ll all write separate things, maybe we’ll start referring to and enhancing each other’s stuff, maybe we’ll just start passive-aggressively sniping at each other. It’s not knowing what the site’s going to be like that excites me, after four and a half years of knowing exactly what it was going to be like.
One common thread though, between the old and the new, is the Comments. They are still yours. Come in, socialize, comment, offer some thoughts of your own. Though our readership may expand, I’m hoping to keep the same tone we’ve enjoyed for the past few years. Somehow this has been an almost implausibly congenial place by web standards, and I aim to keep it that way. Beyond that… who knows? We’ll see.
Ready?
Go.
[Hey, are those really M&M’s down there?…]





32 comments
Chris Regan
June 23, 2006 at 5:24 am
1Hello all. I don’t know about this new format. I, for one, am perfectly content to keep this blog dedicated to Dennis Hastert’s hairstyle. (In the 1970s and 80s, it was known as the “Dennis Cole.” Go to IMDB to find out more.)
But if it’s all the same to everyone, I just plan to use this space as my “dream journal.” Thankfully, I dream about Dennis Hastert nearly every night.
Mo Rocca
June 23, 2006 at 3:33 pm
2Can anyone hear/read me? Is this working? I’ve never done this before. If this works I’ll be so proud I’ll go nuts and just start throwing stuff. (I’m in a hotel room in Birmingham and they don’t have my credit card.)
I thought there was already a Sienna Kirschenbaum in the Writers Guild.
dee
June 24, 2006 at 9:48 am
3On behalf of all the regular commenters here, let me be the first (or at least the first by current timestamp) to welcome our New Contributors. Email me and I’ll let you know who the really cool kids are.
Mojo
June 24, 2006 at 9:54 am
4Welcome all. I notice that “Sienna” is the only one too stuck up to comment. Not a good start. Well, as Adam has found, make us laugh and we’ll forgive anything.
cooper
June 24, 2006 at 10:01 am
5dee, I’m truly sorry about your luggage. (You should have taken me to Provence. All of that ugliness could have been avoided.)
Okay, boys don’t listen to dee. I have the only true A List of Fanatical Apathy cool, “with-it” dudes and babes, well except for Murray and ice weasel and, of course, Adam.
I should have been first. Dee is a troublemaker and has too much time on her hands. Avoid her at all costs.
Maximum Bob
June 24, 2006 at 10:23 am
6I am happy to see that Sienna Kirschenbaum will be posting here, having enjoyed her line of frozen waffles for years.
don
June 24, 2006 at 11:17 am
7Hey, Adam!
It looks good!
Each revision seems like another step further away from those darkened corridor threads of the old FA Forum!
Someone please make me stop exclaiming!
don
June 24, 2006 at 11:19 am
8… Oh yeah …
It’s good to see Fanny again, too.
SeattleDan
June 24, 2006 at 11:22 am
9Hey, I like it. Change is good! I will never fear change again.Clowns, on the other hand, still scare me. I’m looking forward to our new bloggers and welcome!
YLlama
June 24, 2006 at 12:37 pm
10I just registered denniscole.com to keep the reading audience up to date about developments in the wide world of Dennis Hastert’s hairstyle. And, as a bonus, there will also be updates on Dennis Haysbert’s hairstyle. That’s right, children: TV’s Dennis Haysbert is about to develop a sensient mohawk. You heard it here first.
Nick
June 24, 2006 at 1:18 pm
11Fanatical Apathy is dead–long live Fanatical Apathy!
On behalf of all the infrequent commenters but regular readers, I’d like to echo Dee’s welcome to MR, CR and SK. But don’t email me looking for the cool kids–I haven’t gotten to play with them yet…
Ann
June 24, 2006 at 1:54 pm
12I’m pretty sure I’m not one of the cool kids—I’m more like one of the pedantic ones who’ll correct your grammar and spelling. It’s what I do for a living. Fortunately, no one can beat me up and take my lunch money here in cyberspace.
It’s great to see Fanny again! We’ve missed her.
Linkmeister
June 24, 2006 at 3:20 pm
13“Fortunately, no one can beat me up and take my lunch money here in cyberspace.”
Vee haff vays.
Harold
June 24, 2006 at 4:03 pm
14I can’t wait to hear from Fannie! When is she gonna do her first post?
Pope Ratzo
June 24, 2006 at 5:03 pm
15Hey, this is cool. Ain’t you the “Whaddya Know” guy? Or is it Fresh Air? One a those snobbish NPR shows.
You better thank Atrios for sending me over here. I’ll stick around, but I’ve gotta warn you: I’ve been known to pee in the pool.
Joseph Ratzinger
June 24, 2006 at 5:23 pm
16P.R., thanks for the warning. Domini, Domini, Domini! BTW, I didn’t die and make you Pope, so by Papal Order, your name is “Just Ratso” from now on! Now pee off, but not in the baptismal pool!
Bugigi
June 24, 2006 at 5:38 pm
17I think that my brain may be damaged from the “color scheme” of your original blog. I have a question, why is everything so radically fuschia here?
norbizness
June 25, 2006 at 8:21 am
18The prestige is so thick, that I’m going to put the fact that I commented on this thread on my resumé.
waterfowler
June 25, 2006 at 9:46 am
19Good job Jennifer.
I can’t wait to see my name on the top of those lists.
Susie
June 25, 2006 at 12:26 pm
20Wow! What a nice new site! It’s like y’all are HuffPo’s garage band. One question: Is Sienna real, or is “she” as fictional as Fanny? (No offense to Fanny) Maybe I’m just being stupid. That’s very possible.
Tiffany
June 25, 2006 at 2:49 pm
21::waves toward the top of the list:: Hi Don! Nice to see you around here.
Adam, et al. : Looks good. I get the feeling that just reading will be something of an adventure.
Or that I need to get out more.
WhitesCreek
June 25, 2006 at 4:06 pm
22Nice…This is nice…But aren’t there supposed to be jokes?… There are jokes? I’d better read them again….This is going to be one of those irony or satire places, isn’t it?…
If I read really fast, maybe my head won’t hurt…
piglet
June 25, 2006 at 4:59 pm
23mmm…love that new blog smell…
Roborat fan
June 25, 2006 at 6:35 pm
24Wait…Fanny is fictional?
Julia
June 25, 2006 at 8:39 pm
25Holy sh….wait — ow, dammit, where’s the goddamn light switch - oh, there —
Wow. WOW. I’m sorry, is this the right addr — oh, yes, he says it is.
No, really, it’s tremendous, it is, I found the lurker’s lounge while I was looking for the ladies’ loo (which, psst, I still haven’t found so if you have a hint?)
Wonderful, really, it is, congratulations, I’m sure that new-paint smell won’t last more than a few weeks at most.
On the left? Oh, thank you. Be right back.
Mary
June 26, 2006 at 9:23 am
26Very nice. I like what you have done to the place. Welcome to the new bloggers. I’m looking forward to getting to know Sienna. No, I’m not on the A list but dee, Murray and I have a lot in common. (hint: Go Tigers!!!)
Murray
June 26, 2006 at 10:17 am
27Man, go off for a weekend to attend Camp Wellstone (grassroots campaign organizing and building, fund raising, and lanyard making), so that I can change America and when I come back, the one solid rock in my life has up and changed. I’m too old for all this change.
Now I suppose we have to tell all the new folks about the upcoming Felberpalooza on Labor Day Weekend. OK just go to http://www.grouseland.com/72hours.htm You are all invited. Even our resident troll, Water Fowler, is welcome. We will be using our time to playfully discuss issues with him while testing new waterboarding techniques at the pond.
Cool kids? I wish! Here we are, a bunch of highly educated professionals who laugh at the absurdities of our government and life in general. Well, maybe that is cool.
I guess I have to get used to this new format too. And where’s that spell-check thing?
madbard
June 26, 2006 at 2:42 pm
28yah mo! yah chris! yah roborat! yea sienna!
usurp the throne! overthrow the dominant paradigm! more stupid presidential animal tricks!!!
Just Jay
June 26, 2006 at 6:03 pm
29Fanny is alive and well. She ate two comments that I tried to post last weekend. Trust me on this, they were hilariously eloquent takes on national issues of pressing concern. Yet my brillant scintillating words of wit and wisdom are now lost forever.
Oh well … Perhaps someday I’ll get close again.
Jay
ginny
June 26, 2006 at 6:04 pm
30Welcome, newbie authors, real and/or imaginary. It’s nice that your comments are set off in that fetching shade of green - it’s the blog equivalent of having your name embroidered on little tags that your mom sewed into the back of your camp shirts.
Well, at least SOME of you bothered to introduce yourselves. Sienna, I can understand. But oh, Fanny, my Fanny, what have we done to offend thee?
Drop by my table anytime - I’m the weird one in the corner with my nose in a book.
Allison in Santa Cruz
July 1, 2006 at 8:53 pm
31Boy, am I slow. Took me 5 days to cotton on to the fact that FA had gone through The Change. I guess that definitely makes me one of the uncool ones. In my own defense, though, I haven’t had time to breathe, let alone try to be clever enough to hang here.
It’s nice receiving a paycheck, but sometimes a drag having to work for it.
Rick
July 4, 2006 at 7:08 pm
32Fanny is back! How cool! Lemme know if you can use any new Fanny images!
The site looks great! Well done one and all!