From CNN:
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi sent a letter Wednesday to U.S. Rep. William Jefferson asking him to resign from the House Ways and Means Committee days after FBI agents raided his Capitol Hill office… Jefferson, a Louisiana Democrat, quickly wrote back that he would not give up his post on the committee.
The lawmaker’s office in the Rayburn House Office Building was raided last weekend in connection with a bribery probe…
He has not been charged with a crime and has proclaimed his innocence, vowing this week to stay in Congress and seek re-election in November…
Bipartisan anger over raid
The raid on Jefferson’s office has united House Republicans and Democrats in opposition to what they say is a violation of the Constitution’s separation of powers doctrine.
House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Illinois, on Wednesday said the FBI should surrender materials seized from Jefferson’s office.
“I think those materials ought to be returned,” Hastert said. He also said the FBI agents involved “ought to be frozen out of that [case] for the sake of the Constitution.”
Pelosi, D-California, also said the Constitution was violated.
…Hastert said the search was the first time a lawmaker’s office had been searched in U.S. history.
Attorney general calls search ‘essential’
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who oversees the FBI, defended the bureau’s actions Tuesday but said Justice Department and congressional officials were having discussions about the propriety of the search.
“It is true it’s never been done before, and the reason isn’t because there’s never been corruption in Congress … but because before, we were able to reach accommodation or agreement to get the information, the evidence we needed through subpoena,” Gonzales said.
Washington (FA wire) - Throughout Washington, both legislators and members of the executive branch expressed a deep confusion over the issue, admitting that the case was clouded by a growing uncertainty over “what exactly is legal and what isn’t.”
“I really wish there was some sort of guidepost as to what the police are allowed to do in terms of things like ’searching’ and ’seizing’ stuff,” said one lawmaker, on condition of getting his name in the paper. “I wish somebody had thought to write something down about that.”
“The Patriot Act allows us to… sorta… do stuff in the name of national security, doesn’t it?” asked one senior law enforcement official. “But as to what exactly “national security” is, well… pffffft,” he added, shrugging his shoulders while raising both palms towards the ceiling.
All around Capitol Hill similar conversations were taking place as the Jefferson case developed. There was growing fear among many government officials that they themselves might be “next.” “On the one hand, I don’t like that they raided his office, because you have to respect the rule of law,” said Rep. Lawrence McElroy (D., GA), who asked not to be identified. “On the other, well, you have to respect the rule of law.”
What all sides agree on is that there ought to be some safeguards in place, like a body that decides what the law actually means on a case by case basis, and perhaps too an independent body whose job it was to report on events and offer analysis. Such institutions, according to most, would help Americans enforce, safeguard, and understand their freedoms.
“That’ll never happen of course,” said one lifelong politician, who badly wanted to be identified. “It’s a shame, but for some reason our founding fathers didn’t provide for legal interpretation of the Constitution or independent analysis.” The senator then returned to his luncheon, hosted by the “Let’s Destroy Activist Judges and the Biased Media Foundation.”
“We’re at war,” said one administration official, who asked that his name be revealed through a complicated series of riddles, anagrams, and clues. “And when you’re at war, sometimes you have to spy, raid, invade, search, seize, imprison, question, waterboard, and hold without trial, just to safeguard our freedoms. Or something to that effect. I mean, right?”
There is some hope, however. Already, some congressmen are calling for a committee to begin preliminary hearings “into investigating what steps could be taken in giving Americans a clear set of some sort of ‘rights’ when it comes to what the government can and can’t do to them, providing for a way of determining if these have been violated, and making sure that everyone knows about ‘em.” Preliminary work on such measures is expected to clear the new subcomittee by late 2009 “or so.”
The executive branch is getting involved as well. “Americans need to know what can be done to them, and what can’t,” said a White House spokesman on condition of being kissed and fondled gently. “And to those who are wondering, we have a clear message: Ask us. We’ll tell you.”





68 comments
Julia
May 24, 2006 at 3:42 pm
1Adam —
Were I a younger woman, or a prettier (or a drunker) one, this column would win you a kiss on the cheek.
At the very least.
And although I think white women who attempt black slang should be shot at twenty paces, you are, indeed, ‘da man.’
David
May 24, 2006 at 4:33 pm
2Julia,
Blow Adam a cyber-kiss for all of us.
dee
May 24, 2006 at 4:52 pm
3I second what Julia said, including the younger, prettier or drunker part. At the very least let me bake you a cake and bring it to Felberpalooza. Red Velvet? German Chocolate? Pineapple Upside-Down? Name it — it’s yours.
Chuggo
May 24, 2006 at 5:08 pm
4I think the folks in Congress are mad because the FBI didn’t even allow the money Mr. Jefferson had to thaw. I mean, fer cryin’ out loud, that money will rot if not cooked soon!
cooper
May 24, 2006 at 5:13 pm
5dee, cake sure beats the Hell out of Bouillabaisse, for God’s sake. And what the Hell’s wrong with Lexington BBQ, all of a sudden? You from NC or what? You, of all people, should know that wars have been fought for less. I, personally, think you should take some Cheerwine over to France and swap it out with a good Bordeaux at dinner and watch the fun!
Now don’t go and get all Frenchy on us. Go over there and have a good time and don’t worry about us back home working and sweating. Oh and dee, Bless your heart!
madbard
May 24, 2006 at 5:32 pm
6As a lawyer once told me, what is legal depends on how good your defense {team | army } is.
Corollary: Quality of defense is usually proportional to the hourly fee.
Corollary 2: The Unitary Executive trumps all, especially after you’ve been specially rendered to a secret prison that doesn’t really exist.
cooper
May 24, 2006 at 6:58 pm
7I suspect Denny Hastert is so exercised about the FBI’s raiding of Jefferson’s office, because of what is in Hastert’s freezor. But if he cuts up the bodies into briefcase size pieces, smuggles them out one at a time, and dumps them into the Potomac on the way home, he may get away with it.
Matt
May 24, 2006 at 7:26 pm
8Judging from Denny H’s size, I would guess he eats the evidence.
JoJo
May 24, 2006 at 7:44 pm
9A wee bit off topic but this caught my eye in today’s Wait Wait promo email…
“This week, we welcome an all-star panel. Fresh off a trip through Kyrgyzstan on the back of a camel (it’s true!), we welcome PJ O’Rourke back to Chicago. And Adam Felber joins us for his second to the last show of the summer — Adam fans come out and see him while you still can.”
A summer of WWDTM without Adam? Say it isn’t so!
Maximum Bob
May 24, 2006 at 7:46 pm
10Today’s cognitive dissonance award goes to Cooper for working the phrases “Denny Hastert” and “exercised” into the same sentence.
cooper
May 24, 2006 at 9:58 pm
11Thanks, MaxBob. And I’d like to thank my Mom, God rest her soul, and my first grade teacher, Mrs. Lindsey, who never gave up on me as I stumbled through “My Pet Goat” and “Dick and Jane at the Seashore”, my agent and bodyguard, Left-tenant Behind… You guys like me, you really like me!
Yo, JoJo! Say it ain’t so! No Adam at the Charlotte WWDTM Show? Whoa! I’ll be scalping my tickets now! Bummer! Well, after the shock of that, I guess the thing that I find most distressing is that PJ O’Rourke traveled through Kyrgystan in anything less that a bored and stroked, ported and cc’d, turbocharged FWD SUV - with the real imitation masonite Wild West gun rack (with the look of real wood).
cooper
May 24, 2006 at 10:12 pm
12Aside from the occasional dead body in his office (BTW, Matt, a really choice observation about disposing of evidence), apparently Speaker Hastert has something else to be concerned about:
ABC NEWS: Officials: Hastert “In the Mix” of Congressional Bribery Investigation
May 24, 2006, 6:24 PM
Brian Ross Reports:
The Speaker of the House Representatives, Dennis Hastert, is under investigation by the FBI, which is seeking to determine his role in an ongoing public corruption probe into members of Congress, ABC News has learned from high level Justice Department sources.
More at David Corn’s website - http://www.davidcorn.com/archives/2006/05/another_reason.php
Dale
May 24, 2006 at 10:18 pm
13I can think of many sentences that would combine “Denny Hastert” and “excorcised” (most of them also include “should be” and “writhing hateful bile-spewing pus-festering demon”). Is that worth an honorable mention?
cooper
May 24, 2006 at 10:27 pm
14Dale, easily.
Maximum Bob
May 24, 2006 at 10:29 pm
15That’s a commendable effort there, Dale, and certainly worthy of an honorable mention. We are all winners here in FelberLand, within reason.
david
May 25, 2006 at 12:28 am
16dee,
Pineapple upside-down cake? Real, home baked pineapple upside-down cake? Oh…my…Lobster. Enough for the entire herd of Essentially Useless Bastards?
Cheerwine for the Frenchies…I love it, cooper.
We’re all weiners, Maximum Bob, weiners. Just ask Waterfowler.
david
May 25, 2006 at 1:08 am
17Waterfowler,
This link is for you in response to a caustic comment you made about Al Gore:
http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0524-24.htm
Landis
May 25, 2006 at 1:35 pm
18JoJo - How does one get on this mythical Wait Wait Promo mailing list? I don’t see anything on their website, but perhaps I’m not looking in the right place. Please to help…?
Murray
May 25, 2006 at 3:11 pm
19The rights of the people to be secure in their houses, papers, effects, shall not be violated.
You are right Adam if only someone had written this down some where.
I don’t know, maybe people can just quote me. It’s a start.
JoJo
May 25, 2006 at 4:45 pm
20Landis - Its one of the mailing lists you can sign up for when ordering tickets for the live tapings in Chicago. Here’s a link I found on their web site that you can use.
http://www.chicagopublicradio.org/services/emailinterests.asp
Cooper - I don’t know about the Charlotte show. It may have referred to the tapings in Chicago only. But having attended numerous live shows and tapings, I can promise you’ll have a wonderful time either way.
Maximum Bob
May 25, 2006 at 5:15 pm
21Murray, it appears that someone did write all of this down. Unfortunately, the alleged record turned out to be nothing more than a goddamned piece of paper.
nato
May 25, 2006 at 5:19 pm
22Hey, at least the prez knows what is right and what isn’t.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=2004451
Or is he just trying to unite the nation in agreeing that a 45 day waiting period is a really stupid compromise?
Julia
May 25, 2006 at 6:41 pm
23Wait, nato — so let me get this straight: everyb ody’s yelling so loud about just how big a decider Bush can be that he’s decided they should stop arguing about about what he can and can’t decide?
Jesus, I’m beginning to think like him…
cooper
May 25, 2006 at 8:15 pm
24Julia, just don’t begin to drink like him.
Mojo
May 25, 2006 at 8:57 pm
25They finally finished the new legislation.
1. Congress shall have the right to freedom of speech and to revise and extend their remarks.
2. The right of members of Congress to keep and bear and fire wildly and fondle and file the serial number from arms shall not be infringed.
3. Soldiers shall, at all times, be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, in order that Congress may reduce the Deficit without cutting pork.
4. The right of Congress to be secure in its persons, houses, bodily fluids, papers, and effects, against any and all searches and seizures, shall not be violated and no Warrants shall issue.
5. No member of Congress shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor shall any other person be a witness in such a case
6. Congress shall, use commas in, an irregular and, arbitrary manner in all legis,lation as illustrated, in, this, Constitution,.
7. This Amendment intentionally left blank.
8. Bail shall not be required, nor fines imposed, nor punishments inflicted upon members of Congress.
9. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by members of Congress, in this life and the next.
10. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution are reserved to Congress or to the President, whichever shall have higher poll numbers.
Ann
May 25, 2006 at 9:55 pm
26Number 7 is my favorite! If only there were some governmental body empowered to interpret it.
Adam, we’ve gone off topic a little bit (as usual), but also as usual you’ve posted a brilliant little bit of satire. I have my fingers crossed for that subcommittee.
Dale
May 25, 2006 at 10:19 pm
27From that ABC story:
“Bush’s move was described as an attempt to reach a cooling off period in a heated confrontation…”
A cooling off period to solve a heated confrontation! Brilliant–why didn’t I think of that? Who says our government is anti-science?
David
May 25, 2006 at 11:31 pm
28A cooling off period. What a load of shit. The bastard just doesn’t want the general public thinking about Constitutional issues, and he’s not about to allow Congress to raise hell about anything. Cooling off period, indeed. This ain’t a heated confrontation, this is flagrant disregard for that goddamned piece of paper by the executive branch which blew up in the asshole’s face, so he’s unilaterally said Shut the fuck up, Congress. I don’t want to hear it.
Sharon
May 26, 2006 at 8:14 am
29David, that was my first impression, too. The MSM that I’ve read seems to overlook the fact that the Justice Dapartment is not the Judiciary, but the Executive. Thus Bush has intervened to seal documents that his own Justice Dept has seized. There’s something in those documents that he doesn’t want revealed.
Murray
May 26, 2006 at 9:37 am
30Sharon, if Jefferson’s papers have something on the Bush Administration, now that would be a story.
It’s a shame that Jefferson is such a lousy Democrat. (person)
siobhan
May 26, 2006 at 10:09 am
31You know, it would be a story if Thomas Jefferson’s papers had anything to do with the Bush Administration at this point. I’m not holding my breath.
Sharon
May 26, 2006 at 10:21 am
32Why else would he do it, if not to protect himself, his staff, or one or more Republicans in the Congress?
Dan
May 26, 2006 at 10:48 am
33Usually, your stories are well thought out & pretty funny. Most of the time, they’re even accurate.
This time, you seem to be purposely leaving out some key facts. Jefferson has some HUGE evidence against him, so this raid isn’t that shocking from that perspective (the feds are NOT prosecuting some wide-eyed child).
Also, your assertation that they “have no idea what’s legal” is a stretch. The complete context of this siutation is consitutional. Instead of pointing that out, you go for knee-jerk comments like “we’re at war”, “patriot act”, etc. None of which have anything to do with this story.
Quit trying to demonize the Bush administration for EVERY problem in the world. They’ve already got enough stuff that really is their fault.
What a load of crap…
David
May 26, 2006 at 11:12 am
34Dan,
Huh? Nobody said there wasn’t a mountain of evidence against William Jefferson, the dumbest Democrat in recent memory. And I don’t need to demonize the Bush administration. Bush is doing that quite well without my help. What I write strikes me more as stating the obvious (at least to 30% of Americans and the majority of the rest of the world’s population, including my quite conservative Swiss investment banker friend).
Bush is indifferent to what is legal, since like Nixon, he subscribes to the notion that if the President does it, it is by definition legal, and since, unlike Nixon, he has called the Constitution a goddamned piece of paper, a document I doubt seriously he has ever read.
dee
May 26, 2006 at 11:34 am
35Also, your assertation that they “have no idea what’s legal” is a stretch. The complete context of this siutation is consitutional. Instead of pointing that out, you go for knee-jerk comments like “we’re at war”, “patriot act”, etc. None of which have anything to do with this story.
I think Dan might be of the same ilk who put the Stephen Colbert clip up on the www.defenddelay.com website. Satire explained is satire strained.
Dan
May 26, 2006 at 12:52 pm
36I think Dan might be of the same ilk who put the Stephen Colbert clip up on the www.defenddelay.com website. Satire explained is satire strained.
I agree - I probably got a little carried away.
I think my problem with this particular posting is that it’s not nearly as good as most of Adam’s work. Most of the time, his stuff is all on point & all pretty accurate - which is what makes it so damned funny; in this case, he pulled in a lot of extra stuff that just “sounds” funny.
I still love Adam’s work though.
Ann
May 26, 2006 at 12:53 pm
37So true, Dee, so true.
Sharon
May 26, 2006 at 2:03 pm
38Maybe it’s just me, but I didn’t laugh once at any part of Adam’s most recent piece. I didn’t find it at all funny, but that’s not to say that I didn’t think it was one of the most excellent pieces he’s written to date.
Ann
May 26, 2006 at 3:41 pm
39I did laugh, especially at the throwaway stuff about speakers who do or don’t want to be identified. It’s the little things that really say “quality.”
…said Rep. Lawrence McElroy (D., GA), who asked not to be identified.
…said one lifelong politician, who badly wanted to be identified.
…said one administration official, who asked that his name be revealed through a complicated series of riddles, anagrams, and clues.
Harold
May 26, 2006 at 3:45 pm
40So do you think Congress will play tit-for-tat, re-authorize the Office of the Independent Counsel, and then set one loose on the President?
waterfowler
May 26, 2006 at 6:27 pm
41Quit suckin’ up Dan.
David, glad to see you can gloss it over when it’s about those things “near & dear”.
Adam, before you do the Algore/Chicken Little bit (I just know it’s in the works), we REALLY need to discuss immigration again. I was actually for this bill before I was against it. Wait a min…
cooper
May 26, 2006 at 6:27 pm
42Tit for tat? I thought they’d already dealt with Nipplegate. Some people just can’t get enough of that, I guess. Boys will be boys.
Dale
May 26, 2006 at 8:30 pm
43How awesome would it have been if the FCC, instead of issuing ridiculous fines and making some bs argument about moral values, had issued a final verdict requiring that Janet Jackson surrender one tat to the Justice Department.
SeattleDan
May 26, 2006 at 8:45 pm
44Would that have been one of the tats that previous AG Ashcroft tried to hide?
Dale
May 26, 2006 at 8:52 pm
45Nope, you’ve mistaken tit for tat again. Now that’s enough of tat…I mean, that.
David
May 26, 2006 at 11:16 pm
46Then there’s the issue of Lake Titicaca, in whose name I find embedded the fact that the uproar over Ms. Jackson’s Titi was so much caca.
cooper
May 26, 2006 at 11:24 pm
47SeattleDan, back from Sin City? Did you get to see said tat on a tour of the Justice Dept. Is she still wearing the blue burka? Mr. Ashhole was such a hoot - sometimes I sort of miss that pathetic bugger.
Hot Tub Tommy
May 27, 2006 at 12:05 am
48Lemuel, we’re still hoping you’ll come home soon, son. We miss you so much! Christine says she can’t wait to fix you your favorite dessert - Carot Cake! - and rub your back so you can go to sleep at night, like she used to do. I always thought you must have a terrible time getting to sleep, since it seemed like it took forever before she’d come back to bed, plus she was always so tired and would collapse into the bed and go to sleep immediately. Christine wonders how you get to sleep these nights while you’re away, gets that 1000 yard stare in her eyes and then punches her pillow HARD and lays down in a huff. I never could figure that woman out.
Listen, if you’re too busy to come visit, I understand entirely. You can just fax me that sheet of paper with the handwritten series of numbers and letters on it. Send it right now, while you’re thinking of it.
Best wishes,
“Daddy” Thomas DeLay, Lobbyist/Patriot/Border Patrol Trainee
SeattleDan
May 27, 2006 at 12:24 am
49Hey,Coop,we’re back.Sin City was fun,but we didn’t run into too many sinners.Went to a book party at the Jefferson Building of the Library of Congress last Saturday night.As we left,the sun was setting behind the Capitol.I kept thinking to myself,this is beautiful,and that builiding is OUR building,not theirs.This belongs to you and me;we just need to throw the moneychangers out.It was,oddly,inspiring.This land was made for you and me.
cooper
May 27, 2006 at 7:17 am
50Amen, brother.
rachel
May 27, 2006 at 9:21 am
51I agree with Dan’s May 26th posting and, furthermore, find all the outrage over a violation of Jefferson’s privacy quite an interesting but transparent decoy. I cannot believe a tactic that ridiculous has worked, evidenced by the many reports on than that outrage, instead of on his criminal behavior, caught on tape. HeLLOOOO!!!
David
May 27, 2006 at 10:46 am
52rachel,
No argument about Jefferson’s blatant criminal behavior. I do think you are missing a very important point. The executive having the power to send FBI agents in to search congressional offices, even the offices of assholes who deserve it (including Denny Hastert), is just too much of a threat to the separation of powers. Nixon would have loved it.
Another terrible mistake was the decision to force secret service agents to testify in the Monica Lewinsky scandal/abuse of power by the Republican machine. There are certain lines which should never be crossed, absent a truly compelling larger issue. Trashing the Constitution and Constitution-related traditions to get at some venality just doesn’t wash.
Seattle Dan,
Yeah, standing in the presence of the primary infrastructure of the great American Constitutional experiment does have that wonderfully reinvigorating effect. And it is ours, dammit. Moneychangers -what an appropriate image, given the extent to which the bastards wrap themselves in the Christian bible.
Julia
May 27, 2006 at 12:46 pm
53Maybe things in ‘Sin City’ have improved, Dan; I’m glad you had a good experience. The last time I was there (sometime during the first admin of Bush II), I had the following experiences:
1) Within x miles of DC, the pilot of the plane announced that we were all to remain seated as a security measure, and if any of us forgot, things would “get ugly.” (I doubt I’ll ever forget that.)
2) Within a block or two of the WH, some guy on a bike yelled something at me that I didn’t hear. A few minutes later an armed guard told me to step back RIGHT NOW. Apparently someone important was coming into the WH and they were keeping pedestrians back. At gunpoint.
3) I wanted to see the Constitution (while we still had one) but that building was under construction, the walkway removed, and the doors sealed.
4) I wanted to go into the Capitol but there were armed guards across that whole first stone landing, and by that time I was so angry and frightened I knew I shouldn’t even TRY dealing with guards.
It still breaks my heart to think about that trip; I don’t know if I’ll ever go back.
Pete IVDL
May 27, 2006 at 5:29 pm
54So let me get this straight: A “bad” guy had his office searched by the FBI. That’s ostensibly good, right? But the “good” guys don’t (and/or shouldn’t) be able to get the “bad” guy this way? Wow, it’s like an episode of CSI:Washington.
I’m so glad I live in a small unregarded brown continent on the other side of the world. The most morally complex issue we have is whether or not the Treasurer should “do in” the PM so he can get the job. Like CSI:Guy Fawkes.
David
May 27, 2006 at 7:31 pm
55Pete IVDL,
The FBI comprises both good guys and bad guys in some to me unknown ratio. I have experienced both (in not too terribly major ways, and not involving any criminal activity on my part, since the First Amendment was still in force at the time - and generally respected by the general population. Jean Seaberg (sp?) wasn’t so lucky.
The executive branch should never be able to search the office of a member of the legislative branch unless a violent crime was committed in that office, and even then only under the strictest of guidelines. America is a place that periodically elects presidents itching to abuse the power of the justice department. The other end of the spectrum from some of Hoover’s henchmen (the director of the FBI is a member of the executive branch, even if Hoover attempted to establish an independent fiefdom answerable only to himself) is Patrick Fitzgerald, one of many highly professional g-men who understand their oath is to the Constitution, as is the president’s. Abuse of police power is so common in America that one must never drop one’s guard -and that includes no less than the LAPD knowingly framing innocent people for murder.
There was no reason compelling enough to breach the wall between the executive and the legislative in the case of Sleazy William Jefferson.
hedera
May 27, 2006 at 8:27 pm
56I seem to be missing something here, on the subject of the not-very-honorable representative from Louisiana. The FBI, with enough evidence to go before a court and get a warrant, should still not search the office of a Congressman because of the separation of powers?
So, a Congressman is de facto immune to any kind of search and seizure even with a warrant and prosecutable evidence of misfeasance? I don’t think I buy that. David made the point that the President and the FBI take an oath to the Constitution: don’t also the members of Congress? Should not a member of Congress who has left evidence of having taken bribes be investigated for it, and prosecuted if the evidence seems sound?
I think we’re losing sight of the fact that the Justice Department’s mission is to enforce the law. The fact that there’s currently a turf fight going on between Congress and the Presidency (which Congress was losing the last time I looked) seems really irrelevant. If the FBI doesn’t investigate Congressmen who appear to be taking bribes, who will? The overworked Washington, D.C. Police Department, in between drug busts and murders?
Also irrelevant is the fact that William Jefferson is a Democrat and numerous Republicans have displayed similar behavior without being nailed for it. Yet. That doesn’t mean the FBI is wrong to go after Jefferson; it means they are wrong NOT to go after the Republicans too.
Harold
May 27, 2006 at 11:22 pm
57When they came for the Representatives, I didn’t say anything, because I was not a Representative…
Yeah, he sounds pretty dirty. Not exactly a poster child for a separation of powers fight. So it’s funny to see Hastert getting all hot and bothered. I think I’m gonna grab some popcorn and keep watching the show.
David
May 28, 2006 at 12:41 am
58Fun to watch Denny sweat and bloviate, but the principle is correct - we only really understand a principle when we loathe either the champions or the beneficiaries of the principle (especially the latter), e.g. protecting the right of the KKK to march and to spew their shit.
Ann
May 28, 2006 at 3:06 am
59Hey, Pete IVDL is back! Somebody get him a beer!
Harold
May 29, 2006 at 11:04 am
60I just found a longer excerpt from Schrodinger’s Ball on the Random House site:
http://www.randomhouse.com/randomhouse/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9781 588365484&view=excerpt
“Her eyes are closed, her jaw is clenched, and her body jerks and flails spasmodically.”
David
May 29, 2006 at 12:34 pm
61hedera,
I think there needs to be an extra layer of protection of the office of a congressperson from an FBI search, because I think there is a larger issue and a larger threat to the independence of each branch of government from the other two, which threat I think trumps the issue of prosecuting a corrupt congressperson. What makes it even more worrisome to me is that there was no compelling need to search his office in order to prosecute him. They were on a fishing expedition to see how much farther they could go with the investigation. This normally makes sense, but when it involves the FBI and a congressperson’s office, I see too tempting an avenue of abuse of power. Hoover was notorious for the files he kept for reasons of political blackmail.
And any survey of Southern politics will, I think, show a pattern of prosecuting black Democrats disproportionately, and often for lesser offenses, but then a prosecutorial bias against blacks is so entrenched as to be almost definitive of America, the occasional progress in the other direction and the genuine effort of many Southerners to overcome it notwithstanding. Patterns do matter, and are identifiable.
My favorite bit of Southern desire for a “law-abiding” society was the relentless law enforcement effort against bolita, a favorite form of gambling in the black communities. Now it is lawful, and known as the Florida lottery.
The residual bias in the business world is still against women, of course. Martha Stewart did time - George Bush became President.
On the issue of immigration, I see a related problem, namely that the political agenda of the people pushing “immigration reform” far overshadows any legitimate issues of law and border security, and so I am saddened that Team Rove, or at least the spirit of Team Rove, could succeed once again in changing the subject and getting a national furor going that benefits the Republican machine. I think the only good thing that could possibly come from it is if it backfires in November.
cooper
May 29, 2006 at 10:17 pm
62Ann, I’ve still got a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon, since waterfowler wasn’t interested. Think I should risk an international incident by offering Pete some of that? Probably not - I actually like Pete, so forget I said that.
Harold, thanks for the link, buddy.
cooper
May 29, 2006 at 10:45 pm
63Adam, I just read the excerpt of Chapter One - I want more!
siobhan
May 30, 2006 at 12:11 am
64Adam, is there a link to the official Schrodinger’s Ball website here? I don’t see a listing for “Schrody” or “Kitty”. (Harold, thanks.)
David
May 30, 2006 at 10:00 am
65To think that I abandoned physical chemistry because I would rather read Pere Goriot than contemplate Schrodinger’s equation. I have no idea what in Lobster’s name made me think they were disparate enterprises. But the beer was good, and the best barbecue in the known world was available, and affordable, at Parker’s on 6th Street in The Quarters. And a case of Busch or Old Milwaukee in returnable bottles was only 99 cents on sale, or a dollar and a quarter other times.
Adam Felber
May 30, 2006 at 3:32 pm
66Here’s the book’s site’s link. Thanks for bring it to my attention - I’ll put one up here on the page.
As for all this: as most of you are aware, this post is not about the probably incredibly guilty Rep. Jefferson. Nor do I have an overly strong opinion about whether an important separation of powers safeguard has been violated.
It’s enough for me that congresspeople on both sides of the aisle THINK they’ve been violated. After a decade of staying silent or even participating in judge- and media- bashing, their sudden outrage at unchecked executive power is…
…
…grounds for satire, to say the least.
siobhan
May 31, 2006 at 12:55 pm
67“It’s enough for me that congresspeople on both sides of the aisle THINK they’ve been violated. After a decade of staying silent or even participating in judge- and media- bashing, their sudden outrage at unchecked executive power is… “
It’s also a wakeup call, but I assume most of them will hit the snooze button yet again.
nigel
June 2, 2006 at 3:01 am
68Al Franken’s weekend guest (rerun?) Ted Lilly of Cornell U. pointed out that the moment you allow morality (”good vs. evil”) to enter a public debate, you’ve cornered yourself, since the other side is also arguing (generally speaking) on the side of good as it perceives it. He’s an expert in ethics, broadly defined as “degrees of preference”. Which both Democrats and Republicans might do well to study if they could get off their high horses and donkeys for a moment…
There was some other excellent stuff on the Memorial Day episode, especially the interview/laugh-in with the authors of “Sweet Jesus I hate Bill O’Reilly”.
But the point is that it is somewhat irrelevant if William Jefferson [curious that the object of unprecedented investagation shares two names with “Bubba” Clinton…] is “guilty is as shit” as Ze Frank puts it. The point is that Al “Walking Penis” Gonzales crossed a line that hasn’t been crossed since 1697, which is pretty bold even for a Tory. God bless Dennis Hastert, even if he’s guilty as shit of something.
David
June 19, 2006 at 10:32 pm
69“But the point is that it is somewhat irrelevant if William Jefferson [curious that the object of unprecedented investagation shares two names with “Bubba” Clinton…] is “guilty is as shit” as Ze Frank puts it. The point is that Al “Walking Penis” Gonzales crossed a line that hasn’t been crossed since 1697, which is pretty bold even for a Tory. God bless Dennis Hastert, even if he’s guilty as shit of something.”
Amen, nigel. This is worth repeating and remembering for longer than the attention span of the “On Your Side” news team. Love the image of Bush’s Bill of Rights-phobic Butt Boy ‘Berto.