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The news today, ringing all across the land… Tom DeLay has won the Republican primary in his Texas district! Tommy’s back!
Naturally, it’s a giant victory, and a huge comeback! Vindication, rebirth, whatevuh! As DeLay puts it, the time for the “politics of personal destruction” is over, and “I have […]

Well, if you missed last night’s Academy Awards, you missed a tremendously entertaining show. Jon Stewart was the best host the show’s ever had, which was evidenced by the audience’s post-9/11 unwillingness to be seen laughing on camera until they got home and read the reviews. Beyond the honest-to-god funny material, all of […]

Harriet Miers, “Gone in 60 Seconds” - Gripping story of a very,very ordinary woman who is suddenly called upon to change the fate of the world! And then, just as suddenly… un-called upon. “Not sure why this one was made,” says The New York Times, “but Miers is convincingly, tragically ordinary.”
Laura Bush, “Flowers […]

So… I’m sick on Monday, hit you with some Funny on Tuesday, and on Wednesday I discover….
… that I’m due in Chicago on Thursday.
In fairness, I should’ve known this. I have, after all, been scheduled for “Wait Wait” tomorrow for over a month. Still, I “found out” just a few hours ago, when […]