So… all across the country, thousands and thousands of high school students have walked out of their classes to demonstrate for the rights of immigrants, legal and otherwise.

*Yawn.* The national news media hasn’t made too big a deal about it, which is completely understandable. You probably haven’t heard too much about it, except maybe as local news (which doesn’t tally up all the protests), and that’s as it should be. Sure, it’s an even bigger walkout than some of the large Iraq war protest walkouts, which also got very little attention. Sure, there are arrests and marches, and sure, it’s been going on for days… sure. Sure. Whatever.

Here’s the thing. Youth protests were important in the 60’s. Back when the last culturally-important generation was young. The Baby Boomers mattered. Their sheer size, the huge number of them, made their importance an economic necessity. But that was then, and that was them. I wish today’s high school kids had asked me for advice before they staged their protest. I could’ve set ‘em straight. As a member of the first generation after the Boom, I’ve lived my entire life a decade or two younger than the people who actually matter.

It’s even more clear that today’s youngsters don’t matter. We don’t hear their music on television (unless we tune into the basic cable networks that are made for them). We don’t pay attention to their sense of style. We haven’t even bothered to name their generation, really. When they die in a war, we never see their faces again. Or their bodies. They are simply not news. Not unless they go on a rampage and shoot large numbers of each other in school (because that’s scary! Plus, it allows us to go on about how we never shot large numbers of each other back when we went to school).

So listen up, kids. Stop protesting - we’re not really going to pay attention. Go back to school, even if it’s not as good as the schools we went to back in the day. Graduate. Enlist in the military and go fight and possibly die for us in Iraq. In return, we promise to ignore your ideas about immigration, the war, and the environment. We’ll also run up a debt that guarantees that you will have to make huge sacrifices and STILL never collect Social Security, and create a economy in which you won’t be able to afford to buy a home or have health insurance.

Do we have a deal? Great! [We weren’t listening to your answer, so we’re going to go ahead with things as though you just said “yes.” Which is super!] See ya!