KABUL (Reuters) - Growing international pressure on Afghanistan to respect the religious freedom of a Christian convert was met in Afghanistan on Friday by a clamor of calls for the man to be executed for denying Islam…

…But President Hamid Karzai cannot ignore the views of conservative proponents of Islamic law or appear to bow too readily to outside pressure.

A group of several hundred people, including a former prime minister and religious and former faction leaders, met in Kabul and urged that Rahman be tried under Islamic law, and threatened trouble if the government caved in to Western pressure.

Rahman was detained last week for converting to Christianity and could face the death penalty if he refuses to become a Muslim again, judicial officials say.

Death is the punishment stipulated by sharia, or Islamic law, for apostasy. The Afghan legal system is based on a mix of civil and sharia law.

The case has sparked an outcry in North America and Europe but that appeared only to harden positions in Afghanistan.

Sometimes a single event can wallop you with so many levels of irony that as a satirist you merely have to stand back and tip your hat the real master, Reality.

It helps to remember that Afghanistan was “the easy one,” the nation that required comparatively few of our resources to reform into a functional democracy. It’s also somewhat rich that the current kristian krisis in Afghanistan is the result of the policies of our born again president. I’m sure that this is not an irony that he’s enjoying at the moment, but it’s there.

But mostly I’m interested in our government’s inability to say “Don’t you dare,” in this case. Instead, we’re “deeply troubled.” Because we just redecorated Afghanistan, see, and we’re sort of technically still occupying it. So we can’t actually invade it, per se. Nor does it make too much sense to speak out too angrily about the government that we helped them create only a couple of years ago. So if this man is actually executed for converting to Christianity, we’re not really in a position to do anything but look at Afghanistan and say, “Boy, we really fucked that one up!”

Saying that might not be such a bad idea. At the very least it’d be good practice…