Comments on: The 2006 Fanacademy Awards Nominees: Best Actor http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/ America's favorite blog Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:39:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: siobhan http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14670 Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:47:40 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14670 Pete, fortunately he got back from India/Pakistan in time to accept his "Best Actor" award for the starring role in "The Dumbest Guy in the Rooms", which itself won in the documentary category. This story of the pre-Katrina teleconference stunned viewers, and W's performance was noted for its understated character. (Adam was singular among the critics for citing the gameboy scene.) Pete, fortunately he got back from India/Pakistan in time to accept his “Best Actor” award for the starring role in “The Dumbest Guy in the Rooms”, which itself won in the documentary category. This story of the pre-Katrina teleconference stunned viewers, and W’s performance was noted for its understated character. (Adam was singular among the critics for citing the gameboy scene.)

]]> by: Pete IVDL http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14601 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 20:57:32 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14601 I just heard a sound bite from the American Retard's visit to PakUSstan (I may misquote slightly, but the gist should be there): Bush says "I came here to make sure that Mr. Musharraf is still dedicated to fighting the war on terrorism, and he is". There are more ironies in that bite than in a whole season of "Fractured Fairytales". I was sputtering for so long after I heard that, that I had to get a drink so I could make more spit... Murray, we aren't going to see HDTV here for a couple of years, so I'm jealous as hell (course, you couldn't tell, I'm PAL and you're NTSC, and green just doesn't come out right, but I'd look kinda "teal" with jealousy). There's a whole 'nother story about how our government decided not to go with full HDTV, as the major contributors to our conservative peabrained communications department (who still don't believe that people will use that new-fangled "wireless telly vision") bitched and moaned that it would cost them too much to provide full-resolution channels - so we're getting the Republican version of "high definition". Sort of like "compassionate conservative" television. Sigh. I need icecream. I just heard a sound bite from the American Retard’s visit to PakUSstan (I may misquote slightly, but the gist should be there): Bush says “I came here to make sure that Mr. Musharraf is still dedicated to fighting the war on terrorism, and he is”.

There are more ironies in that bite than in a whole season of “Fractured Fairytales”. I was sputtering for so long after I heard that, that I had to get a drink so I could make more spit…

Murray, we aren’t going to see HDTV here for a couple of years, so I’m jealous as hell (course, you couldn’t tell, I’m PAL and you’re NTSC, and green just doesn’t come out right, but I’d look kinda “teal” with jealousy). There’s a whole ‘nother story about how our government decided not to go with full HDTV, as the major contributors to our conservative peabrained communications department (who still don’t believe that people will use that new-fangled “wireless telly vision”) bitched and moaned that it would cost them too much to provide full-resolution channels - so we’re getting the Republican version of “high definition”. Sort of like “compassionate conservative” television. Sigh. I need icecream.

]]> by: nigel http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14589 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:55:43 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14589 "The Louse that Farted" A reissue of the 1959 satire on nuclear blackmail (starring Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, and Peter Sellers, with a cameo by Peter Sellers). In a shockingly bloody and nonsensical new ending, jihadists armed with scimitars behead a cadre of Scandanavian cartoonists before being welcomed to the White House for an easter egg hunt (sponsored by Toshiba). “The Louse that Farted”

A reissue of the 1959 satire on nuclear blackmail (starring Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, and Peter Sellers, with a cameo by Peter Sellers). In a shockingly bloody and nonsensical new ending, jihadists armed with scimitars behead a cadre of Scandanavian cartoonists before being welcomed to the White House for an easter egg hunt (sponsored by Toshiba).

]]> by: nigel http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14588 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:39:50 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14588 "Back to the Past" [probably there is a cleverer title]. An action packed comedic misadventure of lovable CIA trainees who are sent to "reclassify" material in the national archives, and the black-clad long-haired sexually ambivalent librarians (Willie Nelson, Whoopi Goldberg) who try to stay one step ahead of them and fail miserably due to reduced non-military spending until a rock star (Bono) crashes a country music concert in front of the Lincoln Memorial and motivates the vaguely dissatisfied crowd to renew their library cards en masse and the documents are saved. Cameo: Arnold Schwartzanegger as a sexually ambivalent and shell shocked National Guard C.O. just recalled from Iraq who say's "fock it" and personally takes charge of all archives involving blow jobs and big boobs. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060303/ap_on_go_ot/reclassified_records “Back to the Past” [probably there is a cleverer title].

An action packed comedic misadventure of lovable CIA trainees who are sent to “reclassify” material in the national archives, and the black-clad long-haired sexually ambivalent librarians (Willie Nelson, Whoopi Goldberg) who try to stay one step ahead of them and fail miserably due to reduced non-military spending until a rock star (Bono) crashes a country music concert in front of the Lincoln Memorial and motivates the vaguely dissatisfied crowd to renew their library cards en masse and the documents are saved. Cameo: Arnold Schwartzanegger as a sexually ambivalent and shell shocked National Guard C.O. just recalled from Iraq who say’s “fock it” and personally takes charge of all archives involving blow jobs and big boobs.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060303/ap_on_go_ot/reclassified_records

]]> by: David http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14585 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 04:22:54 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14585 Cooper, Sorry for what? He is a fucking moron, but far more importantly, he's a goddamned menace to the future of the planet and its inhabitants. Why he was ever allowed out of his playpen I'll never know. Maximum Bob, Makes sense to me. Ann, What do you think about the Yellow Rose in an Obsession ad? I'm thinking bin Laden would wear the cologne, and the ad would center around Our Little Idiot catching a whiff of the fragrance from the tall, dark stranger in the long flowing robe. (Obsession is a cologne, isn't it? It's late, I'm tard, and they ain't no ice cream in the fridge...) Cooper,

Sorry for what? He is a fucking moron, but far more importantly, he’s a goddamned menace to the future of the planet and its inhabitants. Why he was ever allowed out of his playpen I’ll never know.

Maximum Bob,

Makes sense to me.

Ann,

What do you think about the Yellow Rose in an Obsession ad? I’m thinking bin Laden would wear the cologne, and the ad would center around Our Little Idiot catching a whiff of the fragrance from the tall, dark stranger in the long flowing robe. (Obsession is a cologne, isn’t it? It’s late, I’m tard, and they ain’t no ice cream in the fridge…)

]]> by: cooper http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14584 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:27:39 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14584 MaxBob - That would work. MaxBob - That would work.

]]> by: Maximum Bob http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14583 Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:07:11 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14583 Bin Laden is still a big deal to this administration, Ann. Why, at this very moment, the best minds in the White House are working on a variety of ways to get the bastard. At the moment, the plan with the greatest chance of working involves Bin Laden going into insulin shock and wandering into a US embassy. Bin Laden is still a big deal to this administration, Ann. Why, at this very moment, the best minds in the White House are working on a variety of ways to get the bastard. At the moment, the plan with the greatest chance of working involves Bin Laden going into insulin shock and wandering into a US embassy.

]]> by: cooper http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14563 Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:24:46 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14563 Ann, I remember a similar experience as a teenage aspiring engineer. I knew no fear of things mechanical or electronic. I was in the back twisting knobs while dad was in the front doing the same, but unaware of each others efforts, until dad smelled a rat. By then, there was no reasoning with him and my night ended early, with no Bonanza. Ann, I remember a similar experience as a teenage aspiring engineer. I knew no fear of things mechanical or electronic. I was in the back twisting knobs while dad was in the front doing the same, but unaware of each others efforts, until dad smelled a rat. By then, there was no reasoning with him and my night ended early, with no Bonanza.

]]> by: Ann http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14561 Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:43:51 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14561 I remember getting behind our first color TV and randomly twisting all the knobs. Trying to get the color back to normal didn't improve my Dad's mood. Needless to say, no ice cream for me that night! And I'm having a hard time keeping track of whether we should be concerned about Bin Laden. I thought we were SO over him! Is Bush having trouble breaking up with him? One of my college roommates had this trouble with an ex-boyfriend. She'd say she didn't care about him anymore, but if anyone mentioned his name, or if he happened to call---she would totally obsess about him again. I remember getting behind our first color TV and randomly twisting all the knobs. Trying to get the color back to normal didn’t improve my Dad’s mood.
Needless to say, no ice cream for me that night!

And I’m having a hard time keeping track of whether we should be concerned about Bin Laden. I thought we were SO over him! Is Bush having trouble breaking up with him? One of my college roommates had this trouble with an ex-boyfriend. She’d say she didn’t care about him anymore, but if anyone mentioned his name, or if he happened to call—she would totally obsess about him again.

]]> by: cooper http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14559 Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:04:17 +0000 http://fanaticalapathy.com/2006/02/28/the-2006-fanacademy-awards-nominees-best-actor/#comment-14559 oops. Sorry. Time for ice cream? oops. Sorry. Time for ice cream?

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