At this time, in 2002…

- The world was watching Salt Lake City, where the 19th Winter Olympic Games were underway.

- Usher’s “U Got it Bad” was the number one song.

- There were only four “Star Wars” movies.

- The number one album was “J to tha L-O: The Remixes.”

- On that note - J. Lo had not yet met Ben Affleck, the term “Bennifer” did not exist, and the film “Gigli” was still just a producer’s dream. [For those of you who are too young to remember - Ben Affleck was a movie star.]

- The French “franc” was still legal tender. So was the German “mark,” the Dutch “gulden” and the Italian “lire.”

- The number one film at the box office was “John Q,” starring Denzel Washington.

- There was no “War in Iraq.”

- Apple had just introduced its “iPod.” I had one. It had a 5 GB capacity and cost $400. The iTunes Music Store, which has now sold almost one billion songs, did not exist.

- Martha Stewart was one of the most successful women in the world, her integrity was unimpeachable, and no one had accused her of any crimes.

- Senator Paul Wellstone was still alive. So was Ted Williams, Ronald Reagan, John Gotti, Milton Berle, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, and Mr. Rogers.

… and…

…hundreds of prisoners were beginning to arrive at “Camp X-Ray” in Guantanamo Bay.

Sure, the latest UN report seems to think we’re torturing people down there. Okay, of the 500-odd prisoners we’ve got there, only ten have been charged with a crime. I think everyone’s missing the point here.

These men have been spared Gigli.

On some level, we all envy that, don’t we?