Had you heard about “Reid-gate?” What? you don’t pay attention to poorly-run right-wing blog aggregators the way I do? Shame…
For those of you without the patience to follow those links, here’s the skinny. An excerpted interview on a Nevada TV station showed Senator Harry Reid mentioning that he’d heard Osama bin Laden might have been killed in the recent Pakistan earthquake. As it turned out, Reid heard that on NPR. But that’s not important right now.
The right side of the media went wild upon hearing this. From the Wall Street Journal’s Website to the tiny tots of the blogosphere, there were calls for Reid’s head, for possibly leaking classified information. The Journal Online’s John “I Used to Write for the Paper Version” Fund got it started with a subscription-only screed entitled “Senator Sieve.” Foxbot Michelle “My Headshot Will Bite You” Malkin ran with the story under the demure headline “HARRY REID: BLABBERMOUTH.” The list goes on and on.
What was going on here? Conservative blogger and N.C. civics teacher Betsy “I’ve Never Heard of Me Either” Newmark hit the matter right on the head, albeit unintentionally:
This is a scandal! If senators can’t be trusted with top secret information, they won’t be able to perform their Constitutional obligations to oversight of the Executive branch. They must be trusted to keep their big yaps shut. And this guy goes off blabbing to the local news station! What a jerk! His security clearance needs to be revoked. This is so much more serious than anything that Scooter Libby is accused of doing.
If I may borrow from Ms. Newmark’s copious supply of exclamation points - Aha! See? Everybody leaks! Including - no, especially - those America hatin’ left-wing cut-n-runners! Leave Scooter alone! This is WORSE!
There are some questions here, to be sure. Why exactly would the Pentagon want to conceal the news of bin Laden’s death? Perhaps because they’re embarrassed that apparently they were slightly less quick-moving in finding him than plate tectonics? Because bin Laden’s death would inspire al Qaeda to take revenge on… the Earth’s crust? And what conceivable political advantage does Harry Reid gain by leaking the story? Does this cast a negative light upon the administration’s mountain range management abilities?
All valid questions. But there’s a larger point:
Not a single one of those “journalists” or bloggers had anything to say about the possibility that the man who masterminded the murder of 3,000 Americans might be dead.
That’s right, the political, practical and spiritual leader of al Qaeda, the man who plunged my beloved New York and our country into chaos, the guy who is the reason behind the entire War on Terror, and the single most wanted fugitive on the planet might be dead. And what’s the response? “Harry Reid leaked! Maybe!”
Can we take a breather from the ongoing partisan cockfight and think about that for a second?
Since the question of whether Reid leaked classified information was cleared up, not much has changed. Those who published the accusations have either left ‘em dangling or printed semi-retractions in their footnotes. [Michelle Malkin wins the prize for her excellent work in this department: “Update: Scott Johnson at Power Line follows up on the Blogometer’s round-up, which includes claims from Reid’s defenders that he got his information from news reports.” See? Somebody claimed that somebody else said something that might have made this entire piece a big stupid lie, but I don’t have time to look into it, and besides, I like the “BLABBERMOUTH” headline.] The urgent national priority of exonerating Scooter Libby by association is still being pursued with all the touching zeal and inaccuracy of a “Save Ferris” T-shirt.
John Fund’s original piece now resides, uncorrected, on the Republican National Committee’s very own website. They know it’s not true, but letting the accusation dangle can only do good things from their perspective. Meanwhile Osama bin Laden - and any discernable sense of shame in American politics - still haven’t been found.





49 comments
dee
December 1, 2005 at 7:27 pm
1Adam do you have to go through one of those Silkwood decontaminations after visiting those sites? Cuz just reading the excerpts makes me want to take a shower.
These folks fixate on the distractions to avoid dealing with the bigger reality. And sometimes it works. So much attention paid to the kerning of the Killian memos, and nobody ever followed up on the content, even though his secretary said they accurately reflected her boss’s opinion.
I think if somehow it could be proven that ONLY 5,999,999 Jews were killed in the camps, these folks would be the first to shout “See? That whole Holocaust thing was a lie!”
Mike Z
December 1, 2005 at 7:27 pm
2yes…quite interesting and telling. An indication of a short attention span, I suspect.
As for ObL, maybe he’s dead. Maybe not. At this point I suspect that his death or capture would only provide a small sense of closure for Americans, with little practical consequences for terrorism generally.
Maybe it would keep him from planning some future big attack, but it seems like terrorism is less networked and more freelance than it was in 2001.
David
December 1, 2005 at 7:34 pm
3Sitting here fantasizing about taking a leak on Michelle Malkin’s keyboard, although since I’m a retired teacher, perhaps Betsy Newmark’s would be more appropriate, and I do get up to North Carolina from time to time.
Emily
December 1, 2005 at 8:25 pm
4As a geophysicist, I’d just like to express my appreciation for the concept that plate tectonics might have moved faster than the Bush administration. It made me happy.
cooper
December 1, 2005 at 9:32 pm
5Emily, I found the speed of plate tectonics vs. Bushies comparison particularly delicious, as well. BTW, how does one make a living as a geophysicist, anyway?
tim
December 1, 2005 at 9:32 pm
6Osama bin who?
Emily: LOL. No really, I actually did laugh out loud. You can ask my wife. Well, you can’t literally ask her, but take my word for it.
SeattleDan
December 1, 2005 at 9:35 pm
7Plate tectonics? Isn’t that just a “theory”?
Jim
December 1, 2005 at 9:51 pm
8SeattleDan,
That’s right, “plate tectonics” IS just a theory. My 1947 world atlas places more emphasis on the “baked apple” theory for formation of mountain ranges and undersea rifts. Plate tectonics is a newbie theory, and as far as I can tell from the world atlas (1947), is still unsupported.
If anyone tries to tell you that GPS systems, as well as other “recent” technologies support plate tectonics over baked apple earth, just tell them to look it up in the (1947) world atlas. As far as I know the information in the 1947 version was never retracted in the 1947 version.
Bob
December 1, 2005 at 10:06 pm
9There are proponents of a plate-tectonics/intelligent-design tie-in who insist that if you turn over a plate, it’ll say “Made By The Big Guy” on the back. We are thus led to the inevitable conclusion that the earth was created by Dan Blocker.
Murray
December 1, 2005 at 10:25 pm
10What if someone in the Bush Administration had killed OBL. We would have seen months of celebration and oceans of copy on how glorious our Fearless Leader was to have rid the world of this fiend. If this Administration can’t get political hay out of OBL’s death they don’t want anything to do with it.
So repeating a news report to the papers is worse than destroying a covert agents cover and endangering the lives of her contacts. Makes as much sense as saying lying about a blow job is worse than lying about going to war.
Deno
December 1, 2005 at 11:39 pm
11Lets face it, the Bushites are really good at honing in on ‘theories’ that are ‘vulnerable’ from a mindset based roughly in the mid-thirteen hundreds or so. They’re a bit short on ‘facts,’ but then, facts are overrated.
Just ask Bill O’Reilly, who undoubtedly in his tiny little mind really did single-handedly lower gas prices. Or Rep. Jean Schmitt, who cleverly called a decorated war hero a ‘coward.’ Like I said, long on theory-hounding, short on facts.
ice weasel
December 1, 2005 at 11:41 pm
12Those plates will tecton much faster than the bush synapses fire, that is for sure.
(is tecton is verb?)
An actual geophysicist. That’s cool.
Anyway, my take, like most of this administration and the party from which he sprang, fully formed from, is obvious, unsubtle and downright in-yo-face.
(is sprang a word?)
Anyway, as Adam implied, it’s as clear an example of the right’s priorities as any published statement could be. Their in this for the political victory. Fuck the country. Fuck the system. Fuck the people. It’s whether or you win or lose (think Lombardi).
Harold
December 2, 2005 at 12:36 am
13Perhaps the concern is that if Osama (or his eviller twin Usama) bin Laden turns up dead, the American people will become even more eager to pull the plug on Bush’s open-ended military-industrial complex orgies.
Say, I wonder if Georgie will send old Binnie a fruit basket for Christmas again this year, as a thank-you for getting him elected to a second term?
Amina
December 2, 2005 at 3:07 am
14Good point, Harold, re: needing Osama alive to continue justifying the war(s). Unfortunately, many Americans didn’t seem too upset (or even to notice) when Bush & Co. decided that Saddam was actually the evilest, oiliest, and eminently more catchable.
Although I guess that now that Saddam is caught, they do need an uber-villain alive and on the loose to justify pouring massive amounts of money into the m-i complex.
historyenne
December 2, 2005 at 5:39 am
15Michelle Malkin’s head shot actually bit me just last week. Really.
This story showcases the brilliance of unfounded accusations. Even after they’re proven to be unfounded, all people remember is that they were made.
tess
December 2, 2005 at 8:25 am
16I’m still banging my head at the purely infuriating aspect that they’re acusing Reid of leaking information that’s in the news. It’s like whenever I hear talking heads claim that Joe Wilson can’t get mad at Novak for publishing that his wife’s a cIA covert agent because he and his wife went on the cover of Vogue or whatever magazine a 2 months later. It’s times like these that I seriously wonder how pundits can remember how to breath between talking or typing without passing out.
Mary
December 2, 2005 at 10:35 am
17“Meanwhile Osama bin Laden - and any discernable sense of shame in American politics - still haven’t been found.”
Truer words have never been said. Well done Adam.
(Yes, the plate-tectonics comment was also a gem but, why repeat others here?)
David
December 2, 2005 at 11:15 am
18ice weasel,
Is tecton a verb? It is now.
And sprang is definitely a word. It’s what comes after winter.
And you are dead on - these people are definitely fucking this country, and by extension the whole gd planet.
Redshift
December 2, 2005 at 11:47 am
19Bush is constantly looking for supervillains to fight (bin Laden, Saddam, Zarqawi…) The world would be so much better off if we could set up a theme park where he could pretend to be a superhero, instead of trashing everything trying to be one in the real world.
nigel
December 2, 2005 at 1:14 pm
20A war on plate tectonics wouldn’t be a surprise, since these people have been waging an undeclared war on mother nature in general their whole lives.
Curiously, both plate tectonics and modern genetics were taboo in the Soviet Union for many years because they were bourgeois ideas postdating the revolution. There is a doctrine originally applied to the latter: “Lysenkoism”.
“In a broader context, Lysenkoism is often invoked to imply the overt subversion of science by political forces….Today, the term “Lysenkoism” survives as a metaphor for other beliefs challenged by empirical evidence but preferred for ideological reasons. Carl Sagan compared American creationists to supporters of Lysenko.”
—http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism
There are many religions and many political groups. But there is only one science. So far it has always won out in the end, because it is based on accurately describing reality.
More irony: “tecton” (actually “tekton”) is a noun. Apparently it means “carpenter, master builder” or some such in Greek (Jesus was a tekton). So Plate Tectonics might be translated as the “Intelligent design of the earth’s plates”. If you’re an imaginative Lysenkoist.
ice weasel
December 2, 2005 at 2:52 pm
21One other thing. I would be remiss in not acknowledging Adam’s rapid fire posting of late. This is a wonderful thing for numerous reasons, all of which I leave to you, out there, to divine.
Thanks Adam.
Again, the Other Jim
December 2, 2005 at 5:54 pm
22Ice Weasel,
I always thought “sprang” was more of a sound effect.
The past pluperfect of “sproing”?
Pete IVDL
December 2, 2005 at 6:30 pm
23Come on, guys (and, by definition, guyettes): we all know Our Glorious Leaders always need strawmen/Evil Empires(tm)/WMD to attack, then pin blame to when the attacks don’t work.
On a side note, it seems that the only difference between America and The Bad Evil Guys(tm) in this fight is that the other guys know when to duck… Maybe the song should be reworded : “Ahhhmeeeeeerikaaaahhh the Punnnnnching Baaaag” (Apologies to lovers of “America the Beautiful”)
Emily, that’s so cool. Do you work in the commercial end of things? Digging up gas pockets?Working out fluid dynamics under pressure gradients? Or figuring out how these things work? Or both? (Maybe, someday, someone will find Slartibartfast’s signature in the Norwegian fjords… or at least do a thesis paper on it!)
I always wanted to be a
lumberjackgeophysicist. But fluid dynamics did my head in. Now I just read about it in National Geo. (Mind you, there was a great report on NPR not long ago about carbonate outgassing in African lakes that blew me away (literally); but this was the rare “newsworthy” item of interest.) As a “failed wannabe”, my interest in this (and other utterly fascinating) fields is exceeded only by my incompetence. Same with archaeology (sob), celestial mechanics, both chemistries, biology (sob), nukular physics, and even fractions. (Therein lies the problem).Harold : you say banana, I say banana, you say Usama, I say Osama… (couldn’t resist it)
momma
December 2, 2005 at 8:04 pm
24Redshift,
I can easily picture georgie pie in tights and a cape.
momma
December 2, 2005 at 8:04 pm
25…mask too.
cooper
December 3, 2005 at 12:39 am
26Pete, yo blood! What keel hauled me in engineering school was Static Mechanics. All those force vectors acting on trusses proved to be most humbling. By the time I got to Fluid Mechanics, the math and the Physics were falling into place and actually making sense. Of course, at this particularly auspicious point in my academic career (1971), I dropped out of school and went out to see America. Those were heady days. Vietnam War, Nixon’s power lust and cheap dope (cheap gas, too!). A tour through Canada and America with a good buddy was also an important component of the total educational package. But you know, 30 years in the engineering field would have paid off a lot better than graphic arts has - hindsight, being 20-20, as it is.
nigel
December 3, 2005 at 3:00 am
27Military Explains News Propaganda in Iraq
–LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writer
‘”They do not support any practices which is [sic?] not in keeping with the long-standing traditions of our journalistic profession in this country,” Warner said. “I’m sure, while it wasn’t addressed specifically, they would strongly object to any practices that were inconsistent, particularly involving payoffs.”‘ –John Warner
Shit, it’s a matter of public record that the Bush “Administration” has payed reporters in our own country. Of course they’re spreading propaganda elsewhere. I mean, if Al-Jazeera is near one end of the teeter-totter, we damn well better jump on the other end.
nigel
December 3, 2005 at 3:01 am
28http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051203/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/iraq_news_storie s
cooper
December 3, 2005 at 12:02 pm
29Regarding the death of a high ranking Al Queida operative while constructing a bomb in Pakistan, one of the local papers is now saying that it was a missile attack launched by an unmanned aircraft. Hmm; sounds preposterous. Who has that kind of technology? http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/2CC9A3F4-DE33-4FBF-A71B-2C7FC15 91425.htm
Thompson
December 3, 2005 at 1:33 pm
30Well, momma, if it were true, he’d hardly be the first highly placed government official with a penchant for secrecy who dressed in strange ways behind closed doors…
Gads, now -there’s- a historical edition question set just waiting to happen… “All your questions today are about bizarre dressing habits of the rich and powerful throughout history.”
Bob
December 3, 2005 at 1:56 pm
31If only he kept his dress-up behind closed doors. Can’t seem to find it again, but the other day I saw a picture of our Commander-In-Chief in form-fitting bicycle tights, looking for all the world like he was trying out for the Bony League of Justice.
cooper
December 3, 2005 at 4:28 pm
32Here’s a few pictures of w during his cheerleading days, for those who might not have seen them. http://sf.indymedia.org/news/2004/10/1703988.php
nigel
December 3, 2005 at 6:29 pm
33Cooper–
Great pictures. Why they weren’t slapped on billboards by the Dems I don’t know, except they were still playing fair (and billboard companies tend to be owned by Republicans):
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051202/ap_on_re_us/anti_schmidt_billboard s
Assuming your question about drone-launched missiles not rhetorical (a poor assumption, perhaps), this is what has been used in Kosovo and Afghanistan:
http://www.nellis.af.mil/gallery/PublicAffairs/pages/UAV-Hellfire-Miss ile.htm
Much sportier versions that don’t look like they’re powered by rubber bands are in the advanced stages of development.
cooper
December 3, 2005 at 6:34 pm
34This whole brouhaha about Harry Reid spilling the beans about the supposed death of Bin Laden is just more of the same Bush admin theory that saying a lie loud enough and long enough will make it true. It’s amazing that this works at all, but take comfort in the fact that the people buying into this are, for the most part, stupid-shit-for-brains (sorry, Rev Ann, there are just no euphemisms for some mental deficiencies). Examples of previous shout outs - Bush won the 2000 election. Bush didn’t remain in the classroom on the day of 911 because he needed to know how the story ended for “My Pet Goat”. Bush et al really thought there were WMDs in Iraq. We’ll find them yet! The Bush Admin. never said there was a connection between 911 and Iraq. Bush won the election of 2004. And the most agriegous of all: Bush is not a dyslexic, paranoid, coked out moron.
tess
December 3, 2005 at 9:58 pm
35Oh come on! Some of those Bush supporters are doctors, lawyers, professors! I mean, if it weren’t for these people of extraordinary faith telling me that I should fast to “clear out my intestines” or disseminating misinformation about the economy because they’re law professors, then where would this country be?
Oh yeah, we’d be Finland.
dave d
December 4, 2005 at 10:53 am
36when Bush & Co. decided that Saddam was actually the evilest, oiliest, and eminently more catchable.
oiliest …. I love it! Was that intentional?
You know, in many ways the Right has a very short memory; selective of course. Remember when Bush declared that he would get Osama dead or alive; that there was nowhere he could hide? When that didn’t work out so well he said that he wasn’t really concerned about Osama; Iraq was the center or the WOT. And anyone who said any different was unpatriotic, unAmerican, and a moron.
Now he has the nerve to go on television and declare, in no uncertain terms, that we will remain in Iraq until ‘the mission is accomplished’! And don’t you dare mention the fact (certainly the MSM isn’t) that he told us back in May of 2003 that the mission *was* accomplished. If you do, I’m sure you’ll be attacked as a ‘history revisionist’.
Richard Feynman
December 4, 2005 at 11:09 am
37With all these delicious Republican faux pax (can one use French words and “Republican” in the same sentence?) being cranked out hourly, like so many souffles (another one!), how can you guys abandon a superb humor blog like this? Where is everyone? At church? “Surely You’re Joking!” Muu hahahaha!!!
Murray
December 4, 2005 at 1:24 pm
38Richard Feynman,
Back from the grave so soon? Man, it seems like only 1988 that you died, well it’s great to have you back. Our science community needs you.
But what do you mean “how can you guys abandon a superb humor blog like this?” Huh? Who? Maybe it’s that coming back from the dead thing that has America’s finest scientist still in a fog.
Momma,
As long as Gerogie Pie doesn’t have a purple head band.
Harold
December 4, 2005 at 10:13 pm
39Richard! Damn, dude, I missed you! What, are you back for the impending invasion of Tuva? Dubya was just out thataway, probably sniffing around for oil.
Come on, tell us a story, play us some drums! We’ll do some Tuvan throat-singing, go over a few advanced topics in Quantum Electrodynamics. It’ll be fun!
Mary
December 5, 2005 at 10:50 am
40Rats! I’ve been busted by Fetnman!!! I didn’t abandon FA, I just don’t normally post on weekends. (Shhhhh…. it’s a secret)
Old Mother Felber
December 5, 2005 at 11:52 am
41Murray,
Kindly to note that there are three or four other “Momma”s in the U.S. of A.
Not that I disagree with “Momma” (I think anyone would look better with a purple headband), but please to remember that I am the only Old Mother Felber, and only post here as such.
Thanking you entirely,
I remain,
The one and only Original Old Mother Felber
Murray
December 5, 2005 at 12:04 pm
42Old Mother Felber
I do most humbly beg your forgiveness.
dee
December 5, 2005 at 3:08 pm
43Oooh Murray — and she was THAT close to making the hero of her next novel a dashing mountain biker.
lilyfern
December 5, 2005 at 3:12 pm
44Who the heck is this Osama bin Laden? I thought Sadam Hussein masterminded 9/11. (But then, I watch Fox News.)
;-)
Siobhan Ruck
December 5, 2005 at 4:57 pm
45If he was really dead, they probably wanted to hold the news in reserve so that they can release it when they really really really need a distraction. Karl Rove indicted in connection with the Plame leak and Abramoff simultaneously? Ignore that! Look! Osama’s gone!
Richard Feynman
December 5, 2005 at 9:58 pm
46Murray, Harold, Mary: It’s good to know one’s not so quickly forgotten. Thanks (sniff). A few quick random thoughts before I’m pulled back towards the bright light. Life is short, so carpe diem. Harold, forget about Quantum Electrodynamics, it’s not important - share the love. Mary, savor the learning. Murray, get up from your computer, go outside, look at the stars. Oh, by the way, 97 out of 100 academicians here in the hereafter think that Bush is a stupid goddamned putz. Do something about, for God’s sake.
momma (formerly anon)
December 6, 2005 at 7:14 pm
47Old Mother Felber,
This Momma is an OMF too! As my surname is a common Irish one starting with ‘F’. It is nice to be an OMF in good company.
Murray
December 7, 2005 at 10:05 am
48Richard Feynman,
I’m one of the few on this site that is not a computer wiz. As far as seeing the stars I’m one of the few with a virgin sky out here in the east, and I have a skylight above my bed. Last night when I woke up I could see Castor and Pollux directly over head. As far as getting out, I’m on my way to riding a metric century on my bike today. (no school).
baby
December 16, 2005 at 4:33 am
49cheating naughty sex