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Dear Illegal Residents;
Hi! Welcome to the United States. Even if you’ve been here for years…. welcome! Hola!
As you might have heard, the President is currently touting his new Guest Worker Program, and it’s just plain great. You’ll want to sign up, really. You can get some details here, but […]

From KansasCity.com: Intelligent design backers criticize KU course title

Months before a University of Kansas religion course is even taught, its title has riled some who say the school is acting the spoil sport in the evolution debate.
The course, “Special Topics in Religion: Intelligent Design, Creationism and other Religious Mythologies,” will be offered next semester. […]

Just some things, in no particular order.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all of you! I sometimes feel like this top-level of “Fanatical Apathy,” is just a gateway drug to the Comments section, where all the real action is going on. So if you don’t generally click on them, now’s a good time to start, while […]

From CNN:
WASHINGTON (AP) — The CIA’s interrogation methods are “unique” but don’t involve torture, agency chief Porter Goss says, although he won’t specify just what techniques are used to extract information from prisoners…
“This agency does not do torture. Torture does not work,” Goss said. “We use lawful capabilities to collect vital information and we do […]

Directly from the White House:
Congressman Murtha is a respected veteran and politician who has a record of supporting a strong America. So it is baffling that he is endorsing the policy positions of Michael Moore and the extreme liberal wing of the Democratic party. The eve of an historic democratic election in Iraq is not […]

It’s been a busy week, between high school reunions, book parties, and a notably painful ear infection. And tomorrow I’ll put the efficacy of these newfangled “antibiotics” to the test when I take my ears on a plane headed for Chicago and “Wait Wait.”
So… to keep you interested, let me tell you that the […]

Donald Rumsfeld has joined our President in spinning the spin on the pre-war spin. And it’s about time. For too many months now I’ve been watching liberals pretending that they didn’t want to go to war.
Rumsfeld and Bush are quoting Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Madeline Albright, all of whom believed that Saddam […]

I’m in New York today, Long Island to be specific. Jericho, to be specificker.
Tonight, see, is my high school reunion. Uh, my, um fifth high school reunion. Yes, that’s it - it’s my fifth high school reunion.
No, no it isn’t. Let me be honest with you, the American people. It’s […]

Comrades:
The results are in, and the American people have been successfully hoodwinked by us, the Forces of Evil. Let’s take stock
First, our three-pronged plan has been a staggering success, thanks to our friends in the media. We’ve managed to mire the Bush administration in scandal, engineer “natural” events so that Republicans leaders seem […]

I’m a very busy man today, and I hereby apologize to all you readers for “having a life.” It’s inconsiderate of me. I’ll work on it, I promise.
But I thought I’d drop by and mention this:
PANAMA CITY (Reuters) - The U.S. government is aggressively taking action to protect Americans from terrorism but “we […]