From the AP:
WASHINGTON Sep 25, 2005 — Support for U.S. troops fighting abroad mixed with anger toward anti-war demonstrators at home as hundreds of people, far fewer than organizers had expected, rallied Sunday on the National Mall just a day after a massive protest against the war in Iraq…
About 400 people gathered near a stage on an eastern segment of the mall, a large photo of an American flag serving as a backdrop…
…Saturday’s rally near the Washington Monument on the western part of the mall, an event that attracted an estimated 100,000 people…
… “The group who spoke here the other day did not represent the American ideals of freedom, liberty and spreading that around the world,” Sen. Jeff Sessions, an Alabama Republican, told the crowd. “I frankly don’t know what they represent, other than blaming America first.”
You might be tempted to draw some conclusions based on the so-called difference between the numbers”100,000″ and “400.” Don’t make that mistake.
For one, as Senator Sessions pointed out, the pro-war rally had a clear, focussed message. The so-called “anti-war” rally was all over the map, some protesting the war in Iraq, others criticizing President Bush’s foreign policy, and still others demanding that the troops be brought home. Well sure, if you’re going to make a “protest” a big grab-bag of issues llike that, of course you can get the numbers. Why, if they’d added “I like kitty cats” to their nebulous agenda, I bet they could’ve gotten twenty thousand more.
Also, you have to watch the liberal media here and the adjectives they chose to use to describe Saturday’s rally. “Huge,” “massive,” “gigantic.” What have they been saying about today’s rally? “Tiny,” “miniscule,” “smaller than had been planned or expected.” See the difference there? They’re just spinning the story the way they want it to read! How many exactly is “huge,” Mr. Scoop McCommiepants? Could I get an exact count on what you consider “tiny,” Ms. Pressy von Liarstein? No? Oh, I see, they’re just adjectives.
And don’t get me started on the issue of how they get those numbers in the first place. The media finds some liberal stooge (in this case Washington’s “chief” of “police”) to estimate the number of people who showed up. Estimate! Oh, thanks - as though I couldn’t pull a number out of my ass all by myself. And what about ordinary foot-traffic? Did it occur to anybody that Saturday is a HUGE day for tourism in Washington? That there might have been 80,000 - 95,000 passers-by who found themselves accidentally included in the estimate when all they wanted to do was snap a photo of our President’s house on their way to a late lunch? How many of those “protestors” had anything to do with the rally, and how many of them even spoke English? Does a sign reading “Stop the War” mean the same thing in Japanese as it does in English, or might it mean something like “Where can I find reasonably-priced lodging?” Did anybody bother to look into that? No.
Finally, there’s the numbers game. At what point did the lefty media decide that 100,000 was “more than” 400? Or that dozens was “less than” thousands? See, it’s all word tricks again. The pro-war rally was a “disappointment” because “400″ is somehow “less” than the expected “20,000.” Oh, really? Well excuse me, I must be some simple backwoods dumbass just because I’m not convinced that your liberal fuzzy math tells the whole story! I guess loving America automatically makes me “dumb,” and “ridiculous,” and “lacking in even the most rudimentary math skills!” Well, fine - If supporting my country means that I’m somehow “ignorant” of the way leftist numbers work, then maybe I don’t want to be “informed.”
There’s more, but I don’t have room for all the pictures, documents, and scientific charts that I have that tell the real story. But take my word for it - this weekend proved that Americans overwhelmingly support our President and the war, now more than ever. Let’s see how the big media liars spin that.





32 comments
Matt
September 25, 2005 at 5:24 pm
1I understand that a lot of those 400 people were, in fact, larger than some in the crowd of 100,000. But you’ll never read about that in our liberal-biased media.
Emmarie
September 25, 2005 at 5:53 pm
2They expected 20,000 people and only got 400? That’s really amazing. Wow. I wonder how they got that kind of number…
Murray
September 25, 2005 at 6:42 pm
3See, the lying liberal media just can’t count!
There were 140,000 supporters stationed in Iraq who would have marched but were too busy protecting America from terror, (prove me wrong on that one liberal boy!) and the 400 in Washington already signed up and waiting to ship out. That’s 140,400 compared to the paltry 100,000 liberal weenies.
Honest Americans just can’t win.
dee
September 25, 2005 at 8:16 pm
4Hey! I was there!! And I counted 132,876 people. And I swear to God all of them were trying to get on the same Metro train as me.
Mike Z
September 25, 2005 at 8:45 pm
5The media is ignoring the deep controversy in the mathematics community over the status of the natural numbers. The God-non-fearing protesters are clearly biased toward a Platonic interpretation of the foundations of mathematics. But as we all know, Platonism is just a theory!
They refuse to acknowledge that their theory cannot explain how we can know anything about these numerical “facts” when the facts are isolated within the realm of the Forms. Since their theory is so obviously incomplete, their arrogant claim that 100,000 > 400 is completely baseless.
Hence, don’t believe anything they tell you.
hedera
September 25, 2005 at 9:00 pm
6The most offensive thing about the Vocal Right is their automatic assumption that, if you disagree with them on anything at all, it must be because You Hate America! Those of us who love America deeply but think that All the President’s Men are steering it down the butter-slide into hell have no way of expressing this without getting labeled “America Hater”…
Harold
September 25, 2005 at 9:10 pm
7I’ve noticed that the people who could best be called the “Anti-America Haters” faction have this in common: they hate Americans. Liberals, Democrats, homosexuals, anti-war protestors, members of other racial groups, people of other religious affiliations, people who earn less than them, people who earn more than them, people who drive too fast, people who drive too slow, people who oppose the government, people who support the government, they hate them all. I think their attitude towards America is like my attitude towards Sesame Place: it would be a great place if it weren’t for all the people.
cooper
September 25, 2005 at 9:27 pm
8dee, since, according to the right wing railers, there was a mere handful of political malcontents at the Hate America protest on Saturday, I don’t suppose you ran into my buddy, Dennis Carrigan, did you? He was to be going there - reliving his rebellious youth, no doubt.
I only made it to one protest in DC. Okay, this is going to date me…the Impeach Nixon rally. I rode in the back of a van from my alma mater in Vermont down to DC, lying on stacks of “Mickey the Bat” t-shirts (Mickey the Bat was shown flying away with Tricky Dickie in his claws) that the budding capitalist in the driver’s seat was going to hawk to the crowd. Much hilarity and craziness ensued.
dee
September 25, 2005 at 9:35 pm
9cooper — his nametag must have fallen off. Was he carrying a sign, perchance? That might narrow it down to about 75,000.
Bob
September 25, 2005 at 9:36 pm
10Note that 100,000 (base 10) is roughly equivalent to 400 (base 158). Actually, it’s only 99,856, but I suppose that isn’t good enough for you liberal whinemeisters.
And while we’re at it, who was the numb-nuts who forgot to tell me about the “I like kitty cats” march?
nigel
September 25, 2005 at 11:17 pm
11If anyone hears about an anti “I like kitty cats” rally, sign me up. Bob’s completely out to lunch on that one.
ginny
September 26, 2005 at 12:33 am
12I hope there will be an “I Like Kitty Cats: Chicago” march. With Mickey the Bat T-shirts available pre-march on Cafe Press, preferably.
Incoherent Lefties Who Like Cute Little Animals, unite!
SmokinJay
September 26, 2005 at 3:34 am
13It really bothers me that people who support the war in Iraq cannot distinguish between being against the war and being against our troops. The continually insinuate that just because I believe that the war is wrong I am disrespecting their husbands, wives, sons and daughters fighting the war. Nothing could be farther from the truth.
SmokinJay
cooper
September 26, 2005 at 7:47 am
14SmokinJay, the obfuscation card is the only one they have left to play. Now get some sleep.
Pete IVDL
September 26, 2005 at 9:30 am
15Hmmm. So Joe McCarthy had 400 illegitimate children? Or was it just Rove’s drinking buddy photoshopped in 399 times? (Now THAT’s a scary picture).
I was kinda disappointed that only 100,000-ish turned up for the first rally… then I read the “report” on the “second” “rally”. Ouch, my hands are sore from making all those quote signs…
Remember, if we do have a pro-kitty cat rally, the whitehouse spinmeisters would probably point out the “dog-haters of America”…
(Note to self: must stop using ellipses…)
julius
September 26, 2005 at 9:42 am
16Why do you hate America so much?
With loyal Americans guarding our nation’s vital oil and natural gas reserves from the Godless storm Rita, how could we spare more than 400? It seems like all the Liberals were turning tail and running to garden vacation spots, like D.C., rather than holding off the hordes of merciless raindrops. What kind of people are you??!!?? After all, the VP did plan to attend the rally, but the rare opening for a very dangerous and specialized surgery presented itself and he had to do what was best for the Nation.
Had the environmentalists not blocked every attempt to build new refineries, there would have been plenty of cheap gas to drive the faithful to DC to support our valiant and well justified war against the Godless terrorists in Iraq and keep our coastlines precious bodily fluids safe and flowing.
Damn you finger wagging, I told you so, liberal, falsifying, heathen, bohemian, gay, communist, evolutionist, naysaying people of ill repute!
Mary
September 26, 2005 at 10:12 am
17Gosh, and I didn’t make it to DC. I was elsewhere promoting Arabic culture via music and dance. What was I thinking? (slap to forehead)
Personally, I am both pro-kitty cats and pro-puppy dogs. Guess that proves I’m a liberal.
Mr_Blog
September 26, 2005 at 11:42 am
18You guys are over-thinking it. It’s not math, it’s Faith-Based Enumeration, as in “by far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to the bottom end of the spectrum.” Turn off your logic and let Bush’s world view wash over you like the Pacific washing over Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr. Or the Potomac washing over… let’s make it interesting: Michelle Malkin and La Coulter.
Bob
September 26, 2005 at 1:22 pm
19Thanks for nothing, Mr. Blog. Now I have to figure out how to expunge that image.
The therapy bill’s going directly to you, bud.
Steve
September 26, 2005 at 2:32 pm
20If I may inject a slightly serious note into this, I checked the AP story to which Adam linked and one thing did disturb me about it — while the story was about the (dwindling) “Pro-War” faction, the accompanying picture was of Anti-War demonstrators.
One would think that AP or ABC could have come up with a single image of the “Pro-War” rally.
Even though I believe that the “Pro-War” folks are wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. . . I do believe that they should be at least given their Statutory Warhol Allotment.
Jim
September 26, 2005 at 3:41 pm
21Actually Steve,
The AP did not get the opportunity to take photos, as they were under the mistaken impression that the pro-war protesters were merely a tourist group from Alabama.
Murray
September 26, 2005 at 5:07 pm
22SmokinJay.
These people need to believe. They have no choice.
If their sons or husbands are going to die for something it NEEDS to be honorable and patriotic. It can’t be for a lie and mistake.
When someone questions this they respond the only way they can.
Hot Tub Tommy
September 26, 2005 at 7:09 pm
23Karl Rove here. “W” won’t be coming back to visit with you for a while. He’s been unavoidably restrained and is recovering from an unusually heavy bout of sedation. We brought out his tweaked, updated hologram this weekend for his “planning meetings” and news conference and I must compliment the boys in the lab. This latest hologram is such an improvement over the previous versions that no one in the media seems to have caught on!
How ’bout that Rita!!! Yeah!! Cleared the Louisiana and Texas beaches of those tacky fishing shacks and doublewide eyesores and opened it up for our big condominium contributors to rush in and pick that prime real estate up for pennies on the dollar. Hit the losers while they’re shell shocked, I always say.
Also, under the heading of lemons to lemonade, “Bush” went before reporters to push for the use of the military to retain order in “times of emergency” (wink!); requested legislation to relax environmental pollution laws and allow drilling in Anwar, off shore, and, by God, in Arlington National Cemetary, if we can find oil there. These are heady days!! The next three years are going to be great!!! I only wish we had thought about the hologram sooner. BTW, the lab guys say they’ll get him to “talk” smarter in the future, though that may turn out to be the most difficult hurdle of all to clear.
Karl “T.B.” Rove
Mr_Blog
September 26, 2005 at 7:27 pm
24Sorry about the whole Malkin/Coulter thing. What I meant to write was “Karen Hughes and Condoleeza.”
Aside: does Karen Hughes’s new job not make her the Edina Monsoon of diplomacy?
Steve
September 26, 2005 at 8:08 pm
25Jim:
Thanks for the clarification.
Scott McClellan
September 27, 2005 at 1:53 pm
26Let’s not let rounding errors get in the way of healthy discussion. I love kitty cats!
Linda Hill
September 27, 2005 at 3:19 pm
27Adam thinks he’s kidding but I heard a war supporter last night on PBS news say you can get any numbers you want any way you want, but she is convinced that more Americans support the war than oppose it–all those statistics are just lies.
tess
September 28, 2005 at 1:29 am
28Oh, c’mon — the 0.004% of prowar vs antiwar protesters is kinda like the ratio of good bacteria to bad bacteria — it’s the 99.996% of bacteria helping me digest my food that’s killing me!
Pete IVDL
September 28, 2005 at 6:06 pm
29Ewwwwwwww- tess, you’ve got Girl Cooties!!
cooper
September 28, 2005 at 7:45 pm
30Tom Delay - Put him away!!
madbard
September 29, 2005 at 6:14 pm
31Tom DeLay - Not in My Backyard
pablo
January 3, 2006 at 4:37 am
32first of all
your all a bunch of morbidely retarded dill holes. numbers exist in our minds to help us organize like words do. its called social evelution. thats why we use hammers instead of stones. the progression of the mathmatics by scientific method. basics!
second of all
theres no reason to support a war! there are many better ways do what we want without having our soldiars die. if you cant get that through your head, then i think you should choose electro therapy. you stupid f****.