From Reuters and Japan Today
Visiting the devastated Gulf Coast last week, Bush expressed confidence in the FEMA head, saying: “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”
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The administration of President George W Bush cut the $27.1 million budget requested by the Corps of Engineers for improving the levees in 2005 by more than 80% to $3.9 million, although Congress finally raised the grant to $5.7 million, compared to $10 million in 2001.The $100 million 2005 budget requested by the Southeast Louisiana Flood control project was slashed to $16.5 million by Bush and Congress finally awarded $34 million to the scheme, compared to $69 million in 2001.
But White House spokesman Scott McClellan denied the administration had underfunded flood control in the stricken area, saying he had received no complaints from the Corps of Engineers.
“Flood control has been a priority of this administration from day one,” he said adding that there was “nothing to suggest underfunding whatsoever and that it’s been more of a design issue with the levees.”
New Orleans (FA newswire) - Amid partisan screaming and politically-motivated starving and drowning, the Bush administration today hailed its latest steps to relieve the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
As has been widely reported, the federal government’s response to the crisis has been hailed around the world as the “very best and most timely ever” reaction to a completely unprecedented storm that could not have been foreseen by anybody on the planet because it was completely unpredictable and came out of nowhere in a surprising manner that simply could not have been prepared for or anticipated.
“Sadly, there are people who want to make the government look bad who are using this situation for their own gain and distorting the truth,” said White House spokesman Scott McClellan, adding that one of the untold stories of this disaster is the possible political motivations of some of the so-called “victims.”
“Well, let’s be logical here. They were told to evacuate. They didn’t. And now they’re trying to make the President look bad. What’s wrong with this picture?”
The lightning-fast response of FEMA and other US agencies has already ensured the survival of approximately 9 out of 10 former New Orleans residents, though the rescue efforts have been hampered by black people looting stores while whites have been forced to forage for supplies in now-closed shopping areas.
Also ignored by the critics is the brilliant planning that spared so many lives and so much property. Nearly 30% of the Louisiana National Guard and 50% of its equipment had been relocated to safety in Iraq long before the storm struck. Among these survivors were thousands of soldiers and many personnel carriers and amphibious vehicles that otherwise might have been caught up in the disaster.
“Nobody’s crediting the administration for that,” said McClellan. “But that’s okay - our priority is the safety of the American people, not collecting compliments.”
Another bold move was the Bush administration’s cutting of tens of millions of dollars in flood prevention that had been earmarked for the New Orleans area, McClellan said. “One thing that’s indisputable is that if that money had been sent to New Orleans, it would be at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico right now, another victim of this unforeseeable act of God. But nobody’s talking about that…”





34 comments
Jeff
September 6, 2005 at 3:23 pm
1McClellan then muttered under his breath. “At least they arn’t asking me about Karl Rove, or Iraq anymore.”
Matt
September 6, 2005 at 3:25 pm
2Don’t forget that much of the criminal element have been successfully isolated in the city where our troops can easily hunt them down. Law and order will prevail!
ellen
September 6, 2005 at 3:42 pm
3there, there…
Mr. Bush will come and give y’all a big hug.
now isn’t that better?
Jeff
September 6, 2005 at 3:53 pm
4Has anyone seen this bit of protest from Kayne West? Wow.
Poor Mike Myers looks like he wishes he was in New Orleans rather than in front of the cameras.
madbard
September 6, 2005 at 4:46 pm
5PLAGERIST! No fair, adam, just clipping out a white house press release and moving a few words around!
Michael
September 6, 2005 at 5:23 pm
6Speaking of which—the Kanye West thing—what the hell? Mike Myers came up in Chicago improv! Where were those IO skills when you needed them, Mike?
tiercel
September 6, 2005 at 6:06 pm
7“Sadly, there are people who want to make the government look bad who are using this situation for their own gain and distorting the truth,” said White House spokesman Scott McClellan, adding that one of the untold stories of this disaster is the possible political motivations of some of the so-called “victims.”
“Well, let’s be logical here. They were told to evacuate. They didn’t. And now they’re trying to make the President look bad. What’s wrong with this picture?”
It honestly took me a minute to realize that wasn’t an actual quote.
Mike Z
September 6, 2005 at 6:46 pm
8One of the (real) quotes from McClellan sounds oddly familiar.
Lack of realistic planning and resources for a category 4 hurricane? “We had received no complaints from the corps of engineers.”
Lack of realistic planning and resources for control of Iraq? “We received no complaints from the generals.”
Hhhmmm…I sense a pattern. Maybe the Whitehouse should check it’s Inbox once in a while. Perhaps then they can start telling us about what complaints they have and haven’t received.
Murray
September 6, 2005 at 8:02 pm
9“Who could have imagined that what was known by everyone could have happened?”
I live on a mountain in PA and knew that N.O. was under sea level with levees and dams not strong enough to withstand an inevitable Cat. 4 or 5 storm.
Here is an easy one to predict.
What happens if you put a fired “Horse association” head in charge of an organization that is buried in a bureaucratic maze, and has it’s budget slashed and resources diverted?
Gee, Who could have imagined?
Bob
September 6, 2005 at 8:22 pm
10White House performance reviews:
Michael Brown: “Doing a heck of a job.”
Michael Chertoff: “By no means the least competent guy named ‘Michael’ that we’ve got.”
Condi Rice: “Took bold steps to stay out of way of NOLA first responders by visiting New York City.”
Donald Rumsfeld: “Unerring ability to correctly estimate the number of forces needed in any situation, equalled only by his ability to quickly divide that number by five.”
George W. Bush: “No formal review; will be judged by history. However, employee has made it clear that he has no plans to read any.”
tess
September 6, 2005 at 8:55 pm
11“saving 9 out of 10 former New Orleans residents . . .” well, shit, if it weren’t on this site, I would’ve believed it to be a real news story.
I hate our media.
nigel
September 6, 2005 at 10:42 pm
12Bob yer even funnier than Adam on this one but we’ll leave history to judge…
nigel
September 6, 2005 at 10:44 pm
13p.s.
Oh god, I hope that doesn’t get censored or worse Adam comes up with some sort of cop out, like “you people are just trying to be clever whilst old people are DROWNDING, for crissake”.
cooper
September 6, 2005 at 10:50 pm
14I get the feeling that the White House is right now laying in a supply of “Medals of Freedom” to be presented to Mark Brown, Secretary Chertoff & an assortment of other fall guys just before Cheney sneaks up behind them & stabs them in the neck.
cooper
September 6, 2005 at 11:07 pm
15Well, Scott McClellan was cornered and pummeled against the ropes by a pack of yapping news hounds during the Press Briefing (beefing?) again today. He wound up spouting the same lame White House line about not playing the “blame game (there’ll be time for that later and the President will lead the way on that; no need for anyone else to bother with their own investigation, thank you - we’ll take care of that for you). Now is the time make sure everyone is taken care of.” Yeah, now, as opposed to last week when bush was still getting in his much needed and critical bike rides?
Does it seem to you that Scott is gaining weight and losing hair? Tough job, telling obvious lies for a living.
nigel
September 6, 2005 at 11:31 pm
16Privatisation of the disaster-relief business is not such a bad idea. However, as with the privatisation of the electrical distribution system one might HOPE that it would be accompanied by some careful planning, backup by “inefficient” [not-for-profit] government agencies, and perhaps a bit of advance notice. I mean, more than the week or so that we had in the case of this experiment. Also one should hope that private contractors, faith based or otherwise, might have readily deployable heavy-lift helicopters. Saves a buttload of taxpayer dollars, that, if you’re on your game.
Imagine the possibilities of contracting rooftop rescue to the folks that follow the BassMasters’ Classic–I mean, those boats are damn fast and maneuverable. You could even make it a competitive event, with weigh-ins at the end–safe the fat folk first!! Dogs and cats would be sort of like Bluegill and Crappie–nice consolation.
Deno
September 7, 2005 at 1:01 am
17Dear god, the raw seething hatred I have for this administration just jumped exponentially with this latest failure. I can’t understand how they can lie so bald-facedly, and how the mainstream media is letting them do it too…AUGH!!!!!!!!!!
Such tragedy, met with such disasterous callousness. Repugnant is what that is.
Pete IVDL
September 7, 2005 at 8:34 am
18It would be so fucking funny if it wasn’t so fucking true.
And why wait? Let’s start the Blame Game right now, not in 4 or 5 years’ time when the little twerp and his team of excrement suckers are safe and warm and protected by minders and the proceeds of their memoirs.
I’m so glad I’m on the other side of the planet, or I’d want to do something nasty to someone nasty. You know who I mean (nudge, nudge, wink wink).
The lack of action and the arse-covering reaction of the American federal government has got to be one of the most depressing and demeaning things I’ve ever heard of (and I read an awful lot of history). THe people of the states affected by Katrina deserve so much more than what they’ve been handed.
Jody
September 7, 2005 at 10:33 am
19Pete - you’re right about not waiting - we have the mid term elections coming up next year. It was Clinton’s blue dress scandal that helped bring in the republican leadership we have now. So much stronger in moral leadership and family values now. Can we dare hope that this will have not been swept under the rug by the media when the only accountability republicans understand (votes) comes up?
And did anyone catch Jon Stewart’s clip of Barbara Bush saying “these were poor and destitute - this is a much better situation for them now” or words to that effect re the evacuees in the Superdome. I thought for sure it was Ann Coulter but my fiance said No, it says right there “Barbara Bush”!
Meanwhile I worry that perhaps God is really on Bush’s side. After all, in the middle of the quagmire of his inaction and falling polls, he must have saying “God, get me out of this!” So God decided that Rehnquist’s term was indeed up. BINGO! let’s all focus on John Roberts and ignore that Katrina stuff. Wait, the media can handle two events at once???? Are we coming out of our long national slumber?
Ken... Just Ken
September 7, 2005 at 11:19 am
20Let’s not play the blame game?!?
Why is it that the Bush administration only doesn’t wan to play the blame game when they’re to blame?
Oh, wait.
Asked and answered.
ice weasel
September 7, 2005 at 12:03 pm
21It’s sad, I tend to think I’m pretty funny. I tend to think I have a decent sense of humour. It’s gone on this subject. Every day I read something else that only confirm just about the worst thing I could think of this administration.
As I asked my friends on my blog, what is it going to take? What crime, what negligent lack of action, what scandal can this administration be hip deep in that will finally wake up this country to the horror that the voters has thrust upon themselves? Will bush have to tear the heart out of a living baby on live, prime-time television and eat it to finally get some people thinking? This really goes beyond politics. He and his cronies are spending our money, all of our money, in a disaster area to make himself look good at the expense of lives. The lives I might add, of Americans.
I could laugh if it weren’t so tragic.
What will bush finally have to do to cross the line? Is there, in fact, anything he can’t do?
Nate
September 7, 2005 at 12:42 pm
22Cowboy George and the Gang That Can’t Shoot Straight has 3 simple steps to evade accountability for anything.
They will be using them here - and you can follow along at home.
1. Refuse to “play the blame game” and just deny, deny, deny that someone was asleep at the switch, drunk at the switch, or didn’t know where the switch was.
2. Conduct an inquiry that concludes that everyone was really doing their best: really trying, really good hearted.
3. Dismiss any further discussion: reminding people that “we have already talked about this”. Extra credit for using the phrases “old news” and “focus on the future”.
To answer Ice Weasel’s query: he would cross the line by getting a blowjob in the Oval Office. Evidently, that’s the unforgiveable thing.
Dave
September 7, 2005 at 2:19 pm
23actually Nate, if he was caught getting a blowjob in the Oval Office, they would blame it on Clinton.
Josh
September 7, 2005 at 3:27 pm
24…McClellan added, “and we’ve minimized the impact of the lost jobs on the overall economy by letting people die, and reducing the potential workforce at the same time.”
Mary
September 7, 2005 at 3:58 pm
25Wouldn’t it be supremely ironic if God is answering shrub’s prayers?
Lobster: You want things focused on John Roberts? Ok, but now the Dems will filibuster him. And you want attention diverted from Iraq? Ok, but Katrina is just going to show how incompetent this administration is. Anything else Georgie boy?
Ann
September 7, 2005 at 5:52 pm
26Nigel, I have to disagree about privatization (note the Z!) of any vital service, especially disaster relief. Remember, a private company can just walk away. If they do an appallingly bad job? Why, just refuse to shop there anymore! Patronize the competition!
We’d have to create a raft of laws to make them accountable, and by that time they might as well be a government body.
Auros
September 7, 2005 at 6:03 pm
27http://auros.livejournal.com/157474.html
http://auros.livejournal.com/158350.html
http://auros.livejournal.com/158476.html
Three posts, collecting a great deal of ire.
cooper
September 7, 2005 at 9:48 pm
28Let me interject a thought into this discussion that Adam touched on in his entry - that of preception. Black people are describe as looting the grocery stores, while whites are protecting their family by scavenging food stuffs. Most of the citizens of New Orleans who did not evacuate, stayed behind because they were too poor to own a car, or fill the gas tank, or pay for a motel room even if they could leave. I think the average American, me too, don’t see or want to see the people at the bottom. They in front of us now - in our face. As the situation in NOLA calms down and the bodies start to be pulled out by the hundreds, we’ll all see the results of this. The American culture these days is still part in the “Me Generation”. The middle class doesn’t see that they are being pushed to the down the economic ladder by the trade, environmental and foreign policies of this government - and the unabashed greed of the ones in power. Okay, I’ll shut up.
Mary
September 8, 2005 at 11:25 am
29Cooper- you are most correct about that. The poor are too often faceless. Once upon a time, (yes, it does sound like a fairy tale) politicians cared about the poor. Not any more. Votes are bought and politicinas are most often in it for the money and the power.
I hope society is haunted by these faces for years to come.
Pete IVDL
September 8, 2005 at 4:48 pm
30If y’all have access to the Time special edition, there are enough faces in there to haunt politicians for terms to come. ‘Course, it won’t haunt “Grubby” George and his Powerful Pals… but then, nothing does.
pellucid
September 8, 2005 at 10:22 pm
31Okay, before now I just admired you. Now I love you.
hedera
September 9, 2005 at 12:12 am
32I’m with ice weasel. I’ve had it. I can’t respond any more. (But just give me ONE chance to vote for impeachment! Just one!) If we made this stuff up no one would believe it. What ever happened to “There but for the grace of God go I”? That could have been any of us, given a little variety in the disaster. Next time, it may be any of us. And Dubya won’t give a shit, because none of us is a big Republican donor.
Oh, yeah, ice weasel. I read the quote from Barbara Bush too. I thought better of her than that; but I guess what’s bred in the bone comes out in the flesh…
Pete IVDL
September 9, 2005 at 9:30 pm
33Yeah. This whole <expletive deletd> situation seems to have most sensible ‘little people’ just shaking our heads in bemusement. That, and digging deep into our pockets and clothing drawers to help the other little people most affected by this cock-up, while the ‘big people’ most directly responsible for the said cock-up hold spin sessions and press conferences and look for someone else - anyone else - to blame for their pure-d negligence. Much as I’d like to say “only in America”, I can’t. There but for the grace of Lobster…
Ah fuck, I mis-spelled “deleted”.
cooper
September 10, 2005 at 9:16 pm
34Aah.. Good one, Pete!