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It’s not a great day to be a humorist, so I won’t try. We’re not going to “find our smile” about the London bombings anytime soon. Like so many other people, especially those of us who were in New York on 9/11, reading the reports out of England is giving me some serious […]
President Bush is asking everyone to remain calm about his upcoming Supreme Court nominee. He’s right - a quick look at the short list (obtained from a White House official who describes himself only “The PlameSlayer”) tells us that we’ve got nothing to fear. It’s a long “short list,” but let’s start by […]
Sorry about the lack of postings, dear readers. I’ve just returned from taping the show in Chicago, and now I’m embarking on some Celebrating. That’s right, America’s birthday is Monday, but mine’s today. Last night after the show my “Wait Wait” cronies graciously surprised me with the two staples of the […]




